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Re: Superbad
« Reply #60 on: August 19, 2007, 04:43:48 PM »
goddamn it is hilarious.  the dick drawing shit was too close to home and too near the bone. 

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #61 on: August 19, 2007, 06:20:44 PM »
you are one of the 8 percent?
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Re: Superbad
« Reply #62 on: August 19, 2007, 10:36:11 PM »
"Well, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock."
"You don't know what I'm all about like killing cops and reading Kerouac."

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #63 on: August 19, 2007, 10:43:41 PM »
im glad they took the mclovin line as far as they did

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #64 on: August 20, 2007, 12:16:30 AM »
"Well, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock."

Was totally gonna post that in my first post, but didn't wanna botch the punchline for anyone. So stoked on you right now.
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Re: Superbad
« Reply #65 on: August 20, 2007, 04:56:35 AM »
those cops were hilarious

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #66 on: August 20, 2007, 05:10:03 AM »
"what's that stain on your pants?"






my stomach is sore from laughing so much.

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #67 on: August 20, 2007, 05:42:23 AM »
those cops were hilarious
"I assume you all have crack and guns!"
"You don't know what I'm all about like killing cops and reading Kerouac."

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #68 on: August 20, 2007, 07:35:18 AM »
We saw Michael Cera in a bar in brampton. This total babe I was with with offered to buy him a drink to which he awkwardly smiled and said "Oh, hi, um no thanks" then turned and looked straight forward. Later in the night he was convinced his career was riding on this one movie. I can't wait to see it.. I told my friend I would go with him on wednesday, but I don't know if I can wait that long.

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #69 on: August 20, 2007, 09:05:50 AM »
you are one of the 8 percent?
yes, and i'm afraid it doesn't make me smile

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #70 on: August 20, 2007, 09:57:19 AM »
I want to see it so badly. I am not opening this thread until after I have seen it.

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #71 on: August 20, 2007, 10:14:46 AM »
so funny.

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #72 on: August 20, 2007, 04:43:57 PM »
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those cops were hilarious
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"I assume you all have crack and guns!"


hahahah i forgot about that

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #73 on: August 20, 2007, 04:55:28 PM »
We saw Michael Cera in a bar in brampton. This total babe I was with with offered to buy him a drink to which he awkwardly smiled and said "Oh, hi, um no thanks" then turned and looked straight forward. Later in the night he was convinced his career was riding on this one movie. I can't wait to see it.. I told my friend I would go with him on wednesday, but I don't know if I can wait that long.

He was at the Friar and Firkin, and sort of tried to order beer, but messed up with lying about his age. At the time, I guess everyone already knew he was underage anyway, but he was too nervous to ask for beer, so they just snuck him into a booth in the back and let him drink peacefully.

Edit: In case you haven't seen this, more display of Cera's genious.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23ll0_michael-cera-gets-fired-from-knocke
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Re: Superbad
« Reply #74 on: August 20, 2007, 05:23:09 PM »
^ holy shit, is that real? He's perfected douche baggery so well it could just be really good acting.
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Re: Superbad
« Reply #75 on: August 20, 2007, 06:31:51 PM »
since this is the unofficial micheal cera apreesh.

[youtube=425,350]nAV0sxwx9rY[/youtube]

this gave me a few chuckles a few months back.
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Re: Superbad
« Reply #76 on: August 20, 2007, 07:17:27 PM »
I'm assuming if you've made it to page three, you've already seen it, and have given that movie money.

If you haven't, here's a gift. All I ask is that you rent the movie, go to the theatre, or masturbate into a measuring cup and drink it behind a girl's back.

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #77 on: August 20, 2007, 09:17:51 PM »
"it goes ball, dick, ball"
"it looks like a division sign"

i couldn't refill my popcorn because the one-liners were neverending.

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #78 on: August 20, 2007, 09:21:24 PM »
It was so good. Micheal Cera and the cops were the best.

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #79 on: August 21, 2007, 07:08:32 AM »
isn't this is about the time in the thread where the movie has gotten popular and kids start hating because everyone at their school likes it, right? slack ass haters...

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #80 on: August 21, 2007, 08:41:21 AM »
yeah, i heard some kids talking about mclovin at the mall yesterday, it was pretty irritating but really that quoting movie shit doesn't bother me anymore.

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #81 on: August 21, 2007, 08:43:41 AM »
I saw it last night. It was hilarious. My favorite line was when Fogell said Muhammad was the most common name in the world when he was talking about the fake ID. That one and the "she had back problems" line were really memorable for me, though there were soooo many fantastic one liners. Great movie.

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #82 on: August 21, 2007, 09:58:28 AM »
Wow, that movie was fucking great.

I tried to see it last night, it was totally sold out, and that bootleg wasn't up on TV links yet, and there were too many fake ones on all the torrent sites, glad for the link.

I'm assuming if you've made it to page three, you've already seen it, and have given that movie money.

If you haven't, here's a gift. All I ask is that you rent the movie, go to the theatre, or masturbate into a measuring cup and drink it behind a girl's back.


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Re: Superbad
« Reply #83 on: August 21, 2007, 11:28:22 AM »
so many quotes

" i feel like a pimp. like one of those pimps. "
" ive got a boner "
" spread your shit "
" i assume you all have crack and guns "
the whole lube rant
the cocaine/singing scene
" she wants to suck on your penis "
" kick the ball to me .. "

ahh so many

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #84 on: August 21, 2007, 11:32:08 AM »
I made the stupid decision to promise one of my friend I would see it with him on wednesday, and just about ever night since it has opened someone has asked me.. so hard to pass up, but wednesday guys! Wednesday.

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #85 on: August 21, 2007, 01:31:22 PM »
Movie of the decade.

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #86 on: August 21, 2007, 01:34:26 PM »
cera's "boob punch" was uncomfortably hilarious
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Re: Superbad
« Reply #87 on: August 21, 2007, 02:14:35 PM »
"dude is that blood ?"

"No why would it be blood, i'm not cut"

"Where you dancing with a chick ?"

"some, some one's perioded on me. . . . "
...can't believe this thread brought Donnie Murdo out of the woodwork!

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #88 on: August 21, 2007, 02:53:51 PM »
"dude is that blood ?"

"No why would it be blood, i'm not cut"

"Where you dancing with a chick ?"

"some, some one's perioded on me. . . . "

haha, yes

followed shortly by him getting stepped to by another dude with blood on his pants

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Re: Superbad
« Reply #89 on: August 21, 2007, 03:01:22 PM »
really good, but i wish i hadn't seen so many of the funny parts in the previews and whatever.