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Ryan Sheckler
« on: August 15, 2007, 10:17:55 AM »


This just makes me want to punch him in the face even more. such an annoying vid.

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2007, 10:21:37 AM »
my goal is to win every single contest

okay.... ::)

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2007, 10:22:44 AM »
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This just makes me want to punch him in the face even more. such an annoying vid.
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my goal is to win every single contest

okay.... ::)



he has never won tampa where there is actual competition not like the dew tour.
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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2007, 05:33:18 PM »
All the dudes judging the dew tour probably don't even skate.

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2007, 05:41:33 PM »
do you think he cried at x? i would pay to see that.
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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2007, 05:52:47 PM »
dam wat a pimp

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2007, 09:35:22 PM »
my goal is to win every single contest

okay.... ::)
Sometimes I wonder if he's really that much of an idiot, or if its just because thats the kind of shit he knows his fans want to see & hear. I mean, a human can't be that lame, can they?

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2007, 09:43:11 PM »
Tony Hawk may be the godfather of skateboarding, but there's a new kid on the block who is taking the sport by storm.
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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2007, 10:28:47 PM »
fuck

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2007, 10:44:16 PM »
its bad enough that i have to turn on my tv and see what i love most being bastardized to the fucking bone, but the bullshit somehow creeps its way here. theres enough in legitimate skating to bicker about, let all the losers and posers and whiny pubescent bitches have sheckler. they'll forget him the first second a new cunt can do something flashy enough to grab the attention of their red bull filled minds. he is not as a "real" skater. its a waste of time giving him the light of day at all. he doesnt even deserve shit talk. he's a fucking loser, sellout, self-proclaimed "ATHLETE". the next day i waste one iota of thought on ryan sheckler, it'll be the glorious fucking day that he dies, and i'll think "thank goodness". i'd advise the same for you as well
                                                           

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2007, 06:59:57 AM »
Tony Hawk may be the godfather of skateboarding, but there's a new kid on the block who is taking the sport by storm.

you could put a lot more of those words in bold if you really wanted to make a point

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2007, 08:04:54 AM »

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2007, 08:37:43 AM »
Lutzka just made Sheky cry.

http://www.skatedaily.net/news/archive/2007/08/12-18.php#n002617

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The Dew Tour Skate Park Finals ended with a big upset this afternoon. With cameras aimed from all angles toward media favorite Ryan Sheckler during the finals, the golden child just couldn’t keep his feet on the grip tape and missed a few too many tricks. Brought to tears prior to podium time, Ryan’s life is in fact a true show of reality. Sometimes you win…sometimes you just skate like everyone els

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2007, 10:14:29 AM »
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The Dew Tour Skate Park Finals ended with a big upset this afternoon. With cameras aimed from all angles toward media favorite Ryan Sheckler during the finals, the golden child just couldn’t keep his feet on the grip tape and missed a few too many tricks. Brought to tears prior to podium time, Ryan’s life is in fact a true show of reality. Sometimes you win…sometimes you just skate like everyone else.

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i have a new found respect for greg lutzka

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2007, 11:19:21 AM »
when you get too much too soon:  Sheckler

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2007, 02:01:13 PM »
http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/gohuge/0,23444,1654150-30,00.html

golden child is not amused

(who is the other idiot who would wear that voletines shirt??)

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2007, 02:28:44 PM »
after the contest

bruised his elbow and was still crying  ;D in front of the camera!

my goal is to win every single contest
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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2007, 02:31:13 PM »
Brought to tears prior to podium time, Ryan’s life is in fact a true show of reality.
Poor Shecks.  ::)

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2007, 06:35:03 PM »
The Narrator was the worst part.

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2007, 03:19:05 PM »
I seriously wonder if he knows that the whole legit skate sence hates the fuck out of him, cause all of his fans are kids or chicks...

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2007, 03:27:10 PM »
Lutzka just made Sheky cry.

http://www.skatedaily.net/news/archive/2007/08/12-18.php#n002617

Man, Fuenzalida aside, the top contestants are lookin pretty busted:

1. Greg Lutzka
2. Ryan Sheckler
3. Fabrizio Santos
4. Austen Seaholm
5. Carlos De Andrade
6. Chad Fernandez
7. Danilo do Rosario
8. Danny Fuenzalida
9. Jereme Rogers
10. Rodolfo Ramos
11. Wagner Ramos
12. Paul Rodriguez

Not to be all barney, but wouldn't you rather watch Neil Blender ride around with spray paint in his pocket?

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2007, 03:33:57 PM »
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Man, Fuenzalida aside, the top contestants are lookin pretty busted:

1. Greg Lutzka
2. Ryan Sheckler
3. Fabrizio Santos
4. Austen Seaholm
5. Carlos De Andrade
6. Chad Fernandez
7. Danilo do Rosario
8. Danny Fuenzalida
9. Jereme Rogers
10. Rodolfo Ramos
11. Wagner Ramos
12. Paul Rodriguez

Not to be all barney, but wouldn't you rather watch Neil Blender ride around with spray paint in his pocket?

the fuenz deserves better than the likes of them

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2007, 10:23:02 AM »
good to see chad fernandez still skating!

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2007, 11:30:14 AM »
So I watched the video and found myself wondering what Ryan Shecklers playlist would look like.



He sucks... so badly.

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2007, 11:42:22 AM »
So I watched the video and found myself wondering what Ryan Shecklers playlist would look like.



He sucks... so badly.

whats with his jaw?  or rather, the absence of a jaw?

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2007, 12:10:18 PM »
OMG HE'S SO DREAMY!

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2007, 12:33:39 PM »
he makes me root for lutzka. He is everything that skateboarding is not aobut. Hopefully he blows his knees...and disapears into reality shows

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2007, 12:44:03 PM »
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So I watched the video and found myself wondering what Ryan Shecklers playlist would look like.



He sucks... so badly.
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whats with his jaw?  or rather, the absence of a jaw?

i see a double chin growing here

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2007, 12:45:45 PM »
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So I watched the video and found myself wondering what Ryan Shecklers playlist would look like.



He sucks... so badly.
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whats with his jaw?  or rather, the absence of a jaw?
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i see a double chin growing here

muscled double chins are as worse as fat ones  ;D

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Re: Ryan Sheckler
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2007, 01:20:56 PM »
after the contest

bruised his elbow and was still crying  ;D in front of the camera!

my goal is to win every single contest


Time to grow a pair?