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max power

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smirnoff source
« on: August 17, 2007, 06:19:45 AM »
watered down imitation vodka. only in america


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Smirnoff Source™, the new premium malt beverage offering from Diageo North America that combines pure spring water with alcohol is now on beer retailers' shelves and high-end bars throughout the Northeast.  At 3.5 percent alcohol by volume (ABV), this new premium malt beverage, with a hint of citrus, has fewer calories and lower alcohol by volume than most popular domestic beers.



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Re: smirnoff source
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 06:40:02 AM »
Sounds like alcopops: note - drinking alcopops gives you the worst hangover ever and makes you look like a wuss!!

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Re: smirnoff source
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 07:41:16 AM »
Why would i want to water down my Vodke a 100% ?

I'll keep the the 40% thanks, a bottle of that and i'm fine, rather than having to drink a 100 shitty bottle to try and get drunk then spend all night needing to wee
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Re: smirnoff source
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 07:48:32 AM »
meh. What Donnie said. Give me Vodka straight up.
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Re: smirnoff source
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 07:59:53 AM »
HAHAHA, what the fuck? Only a complete idiot would by that. "High end bar." HAHAHAHAHA.
One of my favorite lines is the one of spiked meth drnewton does off of lou pearlmans viarga and toddler-blood induced erection that finally puts that bitch 6 feet deep.

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Re: smirnoff source
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2007, 10:32:54 AM »
Bottled water in general is the biggest scam, unless you live in Los Angeles or somewhere else where the tap water sucks.
let me just name a few of the hammers in this video...

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Re: smirnoff source
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2007, 10:55:57 AM »
I only buy bottled water so I can be prepared for the apocolypse. When the big earthquake hits California at least I won't be thirsty. Unless my house falls down on my bottled water. Then it's time to loot.