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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1440 on: March 04, 2010, 05:42:45 PM »
got attacked by a giant dog when i was walking today, but dodged the bite and responded to the dog, "what the fuck, dude?"




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« Reply #1441 on: March 04, 2010, 05:53:30 PM »
downloading a warcraft 3 demo

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1442 on: March 04, 2010, 06:04:36 PM »
lifting weights and running.  it makes me feel like a champ afterwards, but i fucking hate doing it.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1443 on: March 04, 2010, 08:24:08 PM »
got attacked by a giant dog when i was walking today, but dodged the bite and responded to the dog, "what the fuck, dude?"




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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1444 on: March 08, 2010, 08:28:51 PM »
So today I came to realize that my life sucks at the moment, and skateboarding is one of the few things still keeping me sane right now, and for that I'm thankful.

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« Reply #1445 on: March 10, 2010, 07:44:11 AM »
Annual Chest Shaves. Feels amazing to lose the man vest, but I'm gonna be itchy beyond belief at some point this week.

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« Reply #1446 on: March 10, 2010, 08:04:30 AM »
girls...

The fucking story of every guy's life

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« Reply #1447 on: March 10, 2010, 08:07:12 AM »
Annual Chest Shaves. Feels amazing to lose the man vest, but I'm gonna be itchy beyond belief at some point this week.

Hahahaha how gnarly is your bear-piece that you need to shave it? Carroll-bad?

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« Reply #1448 on: March 10, 2010, 10:00:02 AM »
girls...

The fucking story of every guy's life
but not the story of every gay's life. those people (they are people too even though some might disagree) called gay actually comes from them not having to deal with all that shit hence being joyous and gay all the time.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1449 on: March 10, 2010, 07:45:18 PM »
I have the day off of work tomorrow and its supposed to be real nice outside which is sick. But, i rolled my ankle the other day and it's still feeling pretty shitty so I'm trying to do all i can to ensure that it'll feel ok by tomorrow, I just want to skate dudes.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1450 on: March 10, 2010, 09:12:58 PM »
learning a trick, then thinking you have it, and getting broken off by it

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1451 on: March 12, 2010, 12:43:18 PM »
wrote an e-mail to whiteley asking about internship opportunities at High Speed, and felt like a putz the whole time I was writing it.  But I am glad I did it, working for SLAP, even not getting paid would be a dream come true. But it's not gonna happen, and now I can tell myself "at least I tried."

Hence the stoked on but not stoked on

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« Reply #1452 on: March 12, 2010, 01:11:30 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1453 on: March 12, 2010, 02:15:04 PM »
Getting laid off last week, pretty sick having the week to just chill and skate. Trip down to santa cruz etc. But after next/last paycheck gotta get on job hunt..

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« Reply #1454 on: March 12, 2010, 04:27:12 PM »
afterbout 6 months of no women other than those who i met on disaster dates that had been arranged by friends, i've finally been seeing a nice girl for about the past month.  things are great, she is very much into talking, crazy fucking, hanging out, some decent stuff and she's very encouraging of my writing, skating, and playing of music. we've been getting slightly serious, spending a lot of time together and she's pretty hot too.

this other girl, who i had pursued for quite some time, perhaps too openly, is now all over my business. in fact, i hooked up with her the other night and it was exactly the kind of fucking that i had expected when i had been pursuing her, maybe even a little better. Now, she's texting me some dirty shit every now and again...

now, the girl who i'm "seeing" isn't my "girlfriend," but there's an understanding that we're supposed to be kinda along the lines of fucking no other people. which is cool, because she lets me tittie fuck her, come all over her, bj's for days, and i don't have to do anything... i'm just worried that her coolness will fade away as the relationship continues... i.e.- complaining about my incessant listening to sludge and jazz, wanting to skate and chill with my homies, drinking beer (she doesn't drink, goes to a top notch grad school in boston... has a plan)

the girl who i fucked the other night i should have fucked months ago but circumstance was a cock block. i've known her for a while and we've had some outrageous times getting hammered and going out with friends. she is a nursing student, 1 year away from becoming an RN, going to the best nursing school in the area. she was a pretty damn good fuck and can also handle my outrageous mind. however, i don't know if she has only been on my shit due to my supposed unavailability.

Oh, you done fucked up. Girl 2 is obviously into you because you're seeing someone else and you can bet that the sex would taper off/be less awesome the second you ditched the other chick and became involved with her. But you no longer deserve sweet grad student Girl 1 if you're gonna titty fuck her and then slum it with some not-even-nurse when there was some assumed monogamy. Mind you if this chick was that important to you to begin with you wouldn't have gotten down with Girl 2, so clearly she's not relationship material in your eyes. Your options now are either be a dirtbag and fuck both of them on a rotating schedule, or be an honorable man and break it off with Girl 1. I can't tell you what to do though, because I'm a fucking garbage can.

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« Reply #1455 on: March 12, 2010, 06:28:16 PM »
afterbout 6 months of no women other than those who i met on disaster dates that had been arranged by friends, i've finally been seeing a nice girl for about the past month.  things are great, she is very much into talking, crazy fucking, hanging out, some decent stuff and she's very encouraging of my writing, skating, and playing of music. we've been getting slightly serious, spending a lot of time together and she's pretty hot too.

this other girl, who i had pursued for quite some time, perhaps too openly, is now all over my business. in fact, i hooked up with her the other night and it was exactly the kind of fucking that i had expected when i had been pursuing her, maybe even a little better. Now, she's texting me some dirty shit every now and again...

now, the girl who i'm "seeing" isn't my "girlfriend," but there's an understanding that we're supposed to be kinda along the lines of fucking no other people. which is cool, because she lets me tittie fuck her, come all over her, bj's for days, and i don't have to do anything... i'm just worried that her coolness will fade away as the relationship continues... i.e.- complaining about my incessant listening to sludge and jazz, wanting to skate and chill with my homies, drinking beer (she doesn't drink, goes to a top notch grad school in boston... has a plan)

the girl who i fucked the other night i should have fucked months ago but circumstance was a cock block. i've known her for a while and we've had some outrageous times getting hammered and going out with friends. she is a nursing student, 1 year away from becoming an RN, going to the best nursing school in the area. she was a pretty damn good fuck and can also handle my outrageous mind. however, i don't know if she has only been on my shit due to my supposed unavailability.

Oh, you done fucked up. Girl 2 is obviously into you because you're seeing someone else and you can bet that the sex would taper off/be less awesome the second you ditched the other chick and became involved with her. But you no longer deserve sweet grad student Girl 1 if you're gonna titty fuck her and then slum it with some not-even-nurse when there was some assumed monogamy. Mind you if this chick was that important to you to begin with you wouldn't have gotten down with Girl 2, so clearly she's not relationship material in your eyes. Your options now are either be a dirtbag and fuck both of them on a rotating schedule, or be an honorable man and break it off with Girl 1. I can't tell you what to do though, because I'm a fucking garbage can.

i told girl 2 to take a hike. girl one is too good to peace on

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1456 on: March 13, 2010, 06:01:52 PM »
My knee brace did double duty today. My left inside calf has a neat fluid build up that shall soon be a bruise I presume, however me knee is fine, I still need the damn thing though.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1457 on: March 13, 2010, 06:14:27 PM »
My knee brace did double duty today. My left inside calf has a neat fluid build up that shall soon be a bruise I presume, however me knee is fine, I still need the damn thing though.

whats wrong with your knee? is it age given wear and tear or was there a specific or series of specific injuries? my knees were broken a while back and no matter how much running and stretching i do to build muscle, they're always sore after skating. i wondering if a knee brace would help any....

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1458 on: March 13, 2010, 06:55:35 PM »
My knee brace did double duty today. My left inside calf has a neat fluid build up that shall soon be a bruise I presume, however me knee is fine, I still need the damn thing though.

whats wrong with your knee? is it age given wear and tear or was there a specific or series of specific injuries? my knees were broken a while back and no matter how much running and stretching i do to build muscle, they're always sore after skating. i wondering if a knee brace would help any....
I don't know what's wrong with my knee, both of what you asked about have occured in the course of over half my life. I'm sure that's sadly the simple equation/explanation. The brace hepls me al ot. Sometomes it hapls more than other times. Sometimes I just ram it into things drunk and 4 times a month a board hits it because I skate like shit but don't quit.
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« Reply #1459 on: March 13, 2010, 07:13:50 PM »
i'm getting ass on the daily, but the combination of condoms and the Paxil i'm taking makes it impossible to finish.  i really don't give a shit, but my chick is convinced its her fault and is really insecure about it.  i'm sorry, but i'm fucking old and i can't sit there pounding vag for hours on end. 

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« Reply #1460 on: March 13, 2010, 07:45:15 PM »
Take off the condom.

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« Reply #1461 on: March 13, 2010, 08:05:39 PM »
not trying to roll the dice on my dick homie....i got enough problems as it is

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« Reply #1462 on: March 13, 2010, 08:10:19 PM »
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« Reply #1463 on: March 13, 2010, 09:59:00 PM »
just the simple hanging out with the cool girl, but the girl has a boyfriend thing

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« Reply #1464 on: March 14, 2010, 11:54:16 AM »
i'm getting ass on the daily, but the combination of condoms and the Paxil i'm taking makes it impossible to finish.  i really don't give a shit, but my chick is convinced its her fault and is really insecure about it.  i'm sorry, but i'm fucking old and i can't sit there pounding vag for hours on end. 

have you tried to explain this to her? sometimes i can't come close to blowing my nut off with or without a condom, and i don't have paxil in me either. no matter how good the sex is, sometimes i can't focus on the getting off aspect. that's really all it comes down to, entering a place that is free of all though, looking through the third eye.... and you just might get to come.... it's focus and also a lack there of for me sometimes.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1465 on: March 15, 2010, 01:47:14 AM »
So today I came to realize that my life sucks at the moment, and skateboarding is one of the few things still keeping me sane right now, and for that I'm thankful.
not trying to get emo on the situation but i totally feel your pain, thankfully skateboarding is fucking amazing

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« Reply #1466 on: March 15, 2010, 12:08:22 PM »
Skated the funnest little park just outside of the city earlier.. then gave myself a flying backbreaker on a ledge.  I'm really thankful to be walking/hobbling right now.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1467 on: March 15, 2010, 10:22:46 PM »
stoked on auto-erotic asphyxiation, but not stoked on explain the bruising/ abrasion marks on my neck at work tomorrow...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1468 on: March 16, 2010, 08:45:42 AM »
Time change gives me an extra hour to skate, but I can't get used to a new sleeping schedule. I've already slept through two of my classes this week.

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« Reply #1469 on: March 18, 2010, 10:13:52 AM »
The Weather up here has been amazing.  Yesterday was 17 degrees (63 F) which is like unheard of in this part of Canada in March.  I've been skating everyday for the last week.

It snowed this morning. ???