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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1500 on: April 25, 2010, 07:23:45 PM »
"To the campus community;

Today, University officials were notified by the Stockton Police Department that a bomb threat directed at Pacific was received by the Stockton PD at 1 p.m. this afternoon, Sunday, April 25, 2010. The threat said that a bomb would be detonated on campus at 10 p.m. today."
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1501 on: April 25, 2010, 08:24:20 PM »
"To the campus community;

Today, University officials were notified by the Stockton Police Department that a bomb threat directed at Pacific was received by the Stockton PD at 1 p.m. this afternoon, Sunday, April 25, 2010. The threat said that a bomb would be detonated on campus at 10 p.m. today."
stockton always killin' shit.  how's UOP been treating you man?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1502 on: April 26, 2010, 04:48:13 PM »
I'm not stoked on fake people twisting my words like FOX News and talking shit behind my back.

I'm stoked on saying to people, "Go fuck yourself!" like Jon Stewart, to those cunts. At least, I know who my true friends are.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1503 on: April 26, 2010, 07:23:42 PM »
Met the girl of my dreams, i've taken her home, and last night i stayed at hers. Talked a heap about relationship crap and she's just come out of one(or so I thought), her ex sounds like a complete dick, he cheated on her and got some other chick pregnant. Now they're on a "break" or they're giving each other "space". Her facebook status changed to single so here I am all in the picture now. I told her all my feelings for her last night and it's like she doesn't want to like/be with this other guy anymore. I hope so.
Good luck brah, sound's like you're in so you won't need it.

I'm stoked on Friday night. Some chick came over my boy's house and I started to hook up with one within the first like 15 minutes which usually doesn't happen. She was all down to go home with me and shit and right before she could get all her stuff, my buddy fucked things up. He was texting with another one of our friends across the room and when he left to the bathroom he forgot his phone, opened on the sofa. Some chick reads the text, tells all her friends that my buddy called them "dumb chicks", and all left...including my potential nut. I stayed up til 4 that night and had to wake up at 7:30 for work. Not stoked on that except for the fact that I still got her number and the texts that followed the situation were promising. Bumped into her friend the next night and she said she thinks I'm a nice guy. giggity.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1504 on: April 27, 2010, 02:33:08 AM »
Damn, the girl that's breaking up with me now was cheated on by an ex who got another girl pregnant and it hurt her really bad.  Someone tried to fuck with what we had and told her I cheated on her, which she was very vulnerable to.  It took her a while to realize I'm not that kind of guy.  Just a shitty feeling I guess, and you wish no one had ever hurt the people you care about.  Hope everything goes well Clamy.

Word.

Thanks Bobbito. Pretty sure she just broke up with him today. Don't know if I should give her space or keep going the way I am so I seem interested (which I am).

That sucks about your night, it sucks when your friends are the ones who fuck things up. Ever since I met this chick I've been telling her to ignore them whenever we're out, like drunk, haha they're so bad.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2010, 02:37:35 AM by clamy »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1505 on: April 28, 2010, 09:01:02 AM »
just had knee surgery. stoked because i had the surgery yesterday, one day after he diagonsed me with a torn meniscus, so i'm glad that i was able to get it over with so quickly. means i'll be back skating sooner. not stoked on the side effects of vicodin, using crutches, missing a week of school and falling way behind. also not being able to go anywhere and being super bored.

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« Reply #1506 on: May 02, 2010, 04:51:06 AM »
Stayed out til 4 in the morning skating all night and hangin out with friends having a blast, even though I have class in the morning at 9. Probably not the best idea considering that I'm also a recovering insomniac who shouldn't be fucking up his sleeping schedule.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1507 on: May 02, 2010, 10:54:20 AM »
met a chick at work the other day and she gave me her number, shes cute as shit!  I was def stoked on that, so i give some time before i blow her up, and some ghetto ass dude answers the phone asking me all these goddamn questions.  Where do i live and what do i look like and blah blah, he thought i was stealing his girl, luckily it turned out to be a wrong number.

I saw her again 3 days later and she ran up asking why havent i called yet, super excited to see me. I told her why, and she wrote it down again this time stressing that this was the right number and to give her a call tonight.

..I fucking lost the number

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1508 on: May 03, 2010, 09:04:27 PM »
I'm flying down to Florida on Saturday to visit some family. Now, I'm from Michigan where we slowly ease into the hot summer weather. I checked the Weather Channel site to see the weather down there it's hot as fuck. Stoked/Not stoked on that.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1509 on: May 04, 2010, 09:45:43 AM »
Shitting after a shower. It feels so smooth and fresh.. but come on, I just showered. Why's my body gotta play me like that?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1510 on: May 04, 2010, 10:43:49 AM »
met a chick at work the other day and she gave me her number, shes cute as shit!  I was def stoked on that, so i give some time before i blow her up, and some ghetto ass dude answers the phone asking me all these goddamn questions.  Where do i live and what do i look like and blah blah, he thought i was stealing his girl, luckily it turned out to be a wrong number.

I saw her again 3 days later and she ran up asking why havent i called yet, super excited to see me. I told her why, and she wrote it down again this time stressing that this was the right number and to give her a call tonight.

..I fucking lost the number
  Man that sucks!!  She's gonna start thinking you are just making up excuses because you aren't into her. 
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1511 on: May 04, 2010, 10:47:55 AM »
met a chick at work the other day and she gave me her number, shes cute as shit!  I was def stoked on that, so i give some time before i blow her up, and some ghetto ass dude answers the phone asking me all these goddamn questions.  Where do i live and what do i look like and blah blah, he thought i was stealing his girl, luckily it turned out to be a wrong number.

I saw her again 3 days later and she ran up asking why havent i called yet, super excited to see me. I told her why, and she wrote it down again this time stressing that this was the right number and to give her a call tonight.

..I fucking lost the number
  Man that sucks!!  She's gonna start thinking you are just making up excuses because you aren't into her. 
inorite!  hopefully i catch her at the store again lol
i should have just given her my number in the first place

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1512 on: May 04, 2010, 12:20:33 PM »
females and work


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1513 on: May 04, 2010, 12:45:15 PM »
Met the girl of my dreams, i've taken her home, and last night i stayed at hers. Talked a heap about relationship crap and she's just come out of one(or so I thought), her ex sounds like a complete dick, he cheated on her and got some other chick pregnant. Now they're on a "break" or they're giving each other "space". Her facebook status changed to single so here I am all in the picture now. I told her all my feelings for her last night and it's like she doesn't want to like/be with this other guy anymore. I hope so.

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« Reply #1514 on: May 04, 2010, 12:48:49 PM »
star wars day. work an hour before i'm supposed to be there. fuck.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1515 on: May 04, 2010, 03:11:09 PM »
Stoked: Just finished all of the work for the semester, so I'm done with my freshman year. FEELS GOOD MAN.

Not stoked: It's beautiful outside but my heel is still bruised so I can't skate during my last few days downtown. Also not stoked on living in the fucking suburbs without a car for 3 months.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1516 on: May 04, 2010, 03:48:46 PM »
Tomorrow is my birthday and I got the rest of the week off work...

...and it's fucking SNOWING!!!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1517 on: May 04, 2010, 06:00:21 PM »
Tomorrow is my birthday and I got the rest of the week off work...

...and it's fucking SNOWING!!!

happy birthday jeremy!
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1518 on: May 04, 2010, 08:36:33 PM »
Damn, the girl that's breaking up with me now was cheated on by an ex who got another girl pregnant and it hurt her really bad.  Someone tried to fuck with what we had and told her I cheated on her, which she was very vulnerable to.  It took her a while to realize I'm not that kind of guy.  Just a shitty feeling I guess, and you wish no one had ever hurt the people you care about.  Hope everything goes well Clamy.

Word.

Thanks Bobbito. Pretty sure she just broke up with him today. Don't know if I should give her space or keep going the way I am so I seem interested (which I am).

That sucks about your night, it sucks when your friends are the ones who fuck things up. Ever since I met this chick I've been telling her to ignore them whenever we're out, like drunk, haha they're so bad.
Dude I can't even begin to explain....  It's this one kid in particular who's been spoonfed his whole fucking life and he thinks so highly of himself when in reality his mommy pays for his tuition, NYC rent, and food/alcohol amongst other shit he wants. Cool kid just his "New York self" needs to fucking tone it down. And to top things off, I never did get to hang with this chick again but it's whatever, drunk hookups are better off finished like that.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1519 on: May 05, 2010, 10:15:11 AM »
 :) Got my new macbook pro today.

 :( It's broken.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1520 on: May 09, 2010, 12:04:01 PM »
i've been trying to quit/cutback on my pot intake but i smoked some today for the first time in a week and now i wish i hadn't. 
i can't believe these words are coming out of my mouth but i think i'm over pot.   
   

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1521 on: May 09, 2010, 01:34:39 PM »
stoked on: went skating

not stoked on: hit a rock, ate shit not 50 feet out my front door.  I had netflix in my hand too.  Said "fuck it" and went inside.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1522 on: May 09, 2010, 01:49:05 PM »
Said "fuck it" and went inside.
I can have that too, hate it when that happens

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1523 on: May 10, 2010, 10:26:08 AM »
About 250 pages worth of reading and roughly 30 pages of writing to do in the next 96 hours.  Afterwards, I'll no longer be an undergrad.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1524 on: May 10, 2010, 12:15:34 PM »
stoked on bobbito's story.
not stoked on some lil' hottie getting beaten to death by her rich lacrosse boyfriend.

stoked on Faye Reagan.
not stoked on her not being on my lap right now.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1525 on: May 10, 2010, 01:07:12 PM »
About 250 pages worth of reading and roughly 30 pages of writing to do in the next 96 hours.  Afterwards, I'll no longer be an undergrad.
you got that shit dude! barge it

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1526 on: May 10, 2010, 01:39:36 PM »
About 250 pages worth of reading and roughly 30 pages of writing to do in the next 96 hours.  Afterwards, I'll no longer be an undergrad.
you got that shit dude! barge it

Mannnn, I sure hope so.  I've written about 4 pages so far and spent the rest of my time getting pissed at Yahoo! News comments.

Thanks for the encouragement though...makes me feel like maybe I'm not so fucked after all.  Respect.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1527 on: May 11, 2010, 06:32:07 PM »
I have enough money to get a subscription to either Thrasher or The Skateboard Mag...the only problem is I can't choose.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1528 on: May 12, 2010, 11:36:38 AM »
stoked: graduating community college tomorrow  :)
not stoked: have a month to leave the "nest"  :(
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1529 on: May 12, 2010, 11:49:59 AM »
I have enough money to get a subscription to either Thrasher or The Skateboard Mag...the only problem is I can't choose.

I'll help yah with that, go with Skateboarder magazine.
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