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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1590 on: July 16, 2010, 09:29:24 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1592 on: July 17, 2010, 08:33:39 AM »
got laid last night but it wasn't my girlfriend. the tight part is that we could see the sun rise as we were doing it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1593 on: July 17, 2010, 09:35:56 AM »
just finished up some male grooming. 
i'm stoked my balls are smooth as eggs, not stoked my crotch is gonna be itchy as hell. 
with all this heat, i needed to take a machete to it. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1594 on: July 17, 2010, 10:17:44 AM »
got laid last night but it wasn't my girlfriend. the tight part is that we could see the sun rise as we were doing it.

what was his name?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1595 on: July 17, 2010, 10:20:09 AM »
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got laid last night but it wasn't my girlfriend. the tight part is that we could see the sun rise as we were doing it.
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what was his name?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1596 on: July 19, 2010, 01:51:42 PM »
Someone went in my garage last night and stole an iPod mini out of my truck.  I am actually stoked that they didn't steal anything of real value like my tools, speakers, radio, CB radio, baseball gloves etc.  They literally just took 1$ in change and this iPod mini(old school black and grey screen) which I don't even care about. 

It happend to a few people on my street, so one guy called the cops and they said it's a local "gang" called the PC Crips.  I wish a real gangster would come shoot these little shits.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1597 on: July 20, 2010, 07:40:57 AM »
i got drunk last night for the first time in a long but i can't remember if i had a good time?  i don't really remember much of anything. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1598 on: July 20, 2010, 02:35:55 PM »
going to be recording our first album in about 2 weeks for a really awesome label that I am a genuine fan of, but the amount of work I'm going to have to get done is staggering.  i want it to be perfect, and I am obsessing over every detail.  doesn't help that I still don't have a job and am broke as shit.  not complaining by any means, just feeling a little overwhelmed. 

that's awesome dude, what's your band/the label? hopefully releasing an album in september as well.

as for the thread, got a letter from a friend in prison today, he's in for 18 months for doing graffiti about 4 years ago, and has since actually been paid by the council etc to do murals on skateparks, festivals etc. it's ridiculous. he's doing well though, and may be released early, we'll see.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1599 on: July 20, 2010, 06:46:46 PM »
the girl i've spent the past four years with is moving several states away tonight.  the forced change has been a long time coming, but our relationship was so habitual and comforting that i can't help but feel miserable at her departure.  will be stoked in the long run i'm sure, but right now i just feel like shooting myself.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1600 on: July 22, 2010, 08:54:56 AM »
I have to go on a trip to NC with my family. I'm actually less stoked on this because I hate my mom , won't have any time to skateboard, and the weather apparently really humid. I'm still stoked on going but don't know why. I guess I get to chill with my dad for a bit.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1601 on: July 22, 2010, 10:28:03 AM »
Dentist tomorrow to get my wisdom teeth checked. Hopefully I get some prescription pain killers.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1602 on: July 22, 2010, 10:34:28 AM »
Dentist tomorrow to get my wisdom teeth checked. Hopefully I get some prescription pain killers.

if you want the good shit, just go back there after 2-3 days and tell the dentist that you're fricking dying from the pain. 
they'll up the dosage or hook you up with something better, trust! 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1603 on: July 22, 2010, 10:40:05 AM »
Two different girls I use to chill with came up to me in public when I was with my buds, acting super friendly like they wanted to hang out again soon.  Went on Facebook and saw that they're both in relationships.  Gimme a breaaak.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1604 on: July 22, 2010, 01:27:57 PM »
my ex-girlfriend is registered on here but she wouldn't tell me what her user name is and i'm not sure if she's posting or not

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1605 on: July 22, 2010, 02:04:56 PM »
Kev reminds me a lot of a friend of mine. I swear your just him pretending to live in teh maritimes to protect your identity

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1606 on: July 22, 2010, 05:48:35 PM »
how could any part of you be stoked that you know someone like kev?


saw inception, or tried to, no sleep/front row to the side/super strong bud cookies, fell asleep 10 minutes in, woke up sporadically, liked what i saw thou
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1607 on: July 23, 2010, 12:42:57 AM »
how could any part of you be stoked that you know someone like kev?


saw inception, or tried to, no sleep/front row to the side/super strong bud cookies, fell asleep 10 minutes in, woke up sporadically, liked what i saw thou

sounds like you and slim thug had a similar experience

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1608 on: July 23, 2010, 01:43:24 AM »
Went snowboarding in NZ for 2 weeks which was awesome! One of the best holidays I've had in a while but I fell on my ass a shitload and now my tailbone is killing me when I skate. I can't do any real hard pushes and anything that involves bending down a fair bit kills, and I hear tailbones take ages to heal.  :(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1609 on: July 23, 2010, 05:23:45 AM »
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Dentist tomorrow to get my wisdom teeth checked. Hopefully I get some prescription pain killers.
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if you want the good shit, just go back there after 2-3 days and tell the dentist that you're fricking dying from the pain. 
they'll up the dosage or hook you up with something better, trust! 
They gave me some antibiotic for the swelling and told me to look into having them removed if they swell up again.

I was looking forward to some weapons grade pain killers  :-\

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1610 on: July 23, 2010, 06:30:46 AM »
justin bieber thread
skating is all about choosing your outfit very deliberately, going out in public. looking super sick. and then riding your board a little bit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1611 on: July 23, 2010, 07:12:39 AM »
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Dentist tomorrow to get my wisdom teeth checked. Hopefully I get some prescription pain killers.
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if you want the good shit, just go back there after 2-3 days and tell the dentist that you're fricking dying from the pain. 
they'll up the dosage or hook you up with something better, trust! 
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They gave me some antibiotic for the swelling and told me to look into having them removed if they swell up again.

I was looking forward to some weapons grade pain killers  :-\

weapons grade huh?  haha! 
like i said though, just go back and tell him you're dying from the pain and haven't been able to sleep for the past whatever days.  when he asks why you didn't come by sooner, just tell him you didn't want to him to think you're some whiny little bitch and thought you man up and deal.   
i walked in with extra strength tylenol and walked out with a prescription for 750 mg dosage of hydrocodone....2 refills! 
     

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1612 on: July 23, 2010, 07:37:43 AM »
I keep ripping farts at my desk and listening to people gag as they walk by. Not stoked because they're post-Coors rippers that smell awful even to myself. It's something I'm willing to suffer through in order to choke out some coworkers.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1613 on: July 23, 2010, 07:40:05 AM »
won 4 games of SKATE from 3 different people yesterday

I did exactly the same tricks in exactly the same order in each game, wich makes it kinda lame in my opinion

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1614 on: July 23, 2010, 09:47:47 AM »
Kev reminds me a lot of a friend of mine. I swear your just him pretending to live in teh maritimes to protect your identity

In real life I mostly like to chill and have fun.  I just get COTG syndrome after a rough day and a couple beers.

Getting back on topic.. I have until November 1st to find a new place.  Pretty hyped to move on from here, as it's not the nicest, roomiest spot..  Though work really needs to pick up if I'm gonna find a nicer place.  I really don't want to sign a year lease either, considering I want to move out of province asap.  Maybe I should just try to save all I can before then and just leave for BC or MTL with my friends.  Grown up shit, ugh.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1615 on: July 23, 2010, 01:42:24 PM »
i got a free pair of shoes, but they were nike sb tres.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1616 on: July 24, 2010, 09:22:29 AM »
I bought tickets to a Young Jeezy concert today.
Drake is the headlining act.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1617 on: July 24, 2010, 04:57:16 PM »
i got a free pair of shoes, but they were nike sb tres.
They're ugly looking but last a long time. You can sell them, if you really hate them.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1618 on: July 24, 2010, 10:25:29 PM »
I kinda want to start smoking weed again. I haven't touched the stuff for well over a year, but I smoked a lot on a recent trip to Hawaii and I found myself enjoying it very much (could be the weed though).

Too bad (or good) since I have no connections and I don't think I want to deal with going through a friend of a friend of a friend who might have a few measly crumbs of shitty weed.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1619 on: July 25, 2010, 11:35:06 AM »
Turned twenty two yesterday. Twenty seemed strange enough..

I saw Against Me! for free. I also went to a really nice bar, watched a band cover Howlin' Wolf and drank two dollar drafts.

Today I'm going to meet up with some friends and go cliff jumping at a lake.