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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1590 on: July 09, 2010, 01:10:55 PM »
Going to Barcelona in 10 days, not stoked on waiting 10 days.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1591 on: July 09, 2010, 01:18:44 PM »
i'm arriving the 24th. macba date?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1592 on: July 09, 2010, 09:52:04 PM »
I was out today and I seen an older, hotter women bending over getting something out of her purse and her underwear was coming out of the top of her pants. They were blue panties but I could see that her butt very sweaty due to the sweatmark down the crack. I got the weirdest boner.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1593 on: July 14, 2010, 05:58:57 AM »
Mike Anderson was in CCS this month.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1594 on: July 14, 2010, 07:09:02 AM »
got called out of work today due to the weather. stoked because i barely got sleep last night but not stoked because now i dont get free lunch and less money coming my way on pay day.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1595 on: July 14, 2010, 01:05:37 PM »
i'm arriving the 24th. macba date?

For sure.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1596 on: July 14, 2010, 09:38:32 PM »
going to be recording our first album in about 2 weeks for a really awesome label that I am a genuine fan of, but the amount of work I'm going to have to get done is staggering.  i want it to be perfect, and I am obsessing over every detail.  doesn't help that I still don't have a job and am broke as shit.  not complaining by any means, just feeling a little overwhelmed. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1597 on: July 15, 2010, 10:40:47 AM »
This is what we like to call one of them good problems.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1598 on: July 15, 2010, 11:38:14 AM »
I finally updated about 1.5 months worth of expenses in my checkbook. My fingers are kind of sore. That's the good part. The bad part is: I'm nearly broke and wasted money on the random, stupid things. I'm going to try to sell stuff I don't need on eBay to get some of that money back.

I wanted to get some cigarettes but there weren't any Newports.

Some asshole sent me a link to this:

I opened it and after five seconds in, the page changes to this:

I'm trying to find out how the fuck that even happened because I didn't click on anything.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1599 on: July 16, 2010, 08:47:06 PM »
I ate a giant burger with mushrooms, grilled onions, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and bacon. I used two grilled cheese sandwiches as buns. Stoked that i finished it but never again will i do that to my body. Made the double down look a bitch.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1600 on: July 16, 2010, 09:29:24 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1602 on: July 17, 2010, 08:33:39 AM »
got laid last night but it wasn't my girlfriend. the tight part is that we could see the sun rise as we were doing it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1603 on: July 17, 2010, 09:35:56 AM »
just finished up some male grooming. 
i'm stoked my balls are smooth as eggs, not stoked my crotch is gonna be itchy as hell. 
with all this heat, i needed to take a machete to it. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1604 on: July 17, 2010, 10:17:44 AM »
got laid last night but it wasn't my girlfriend. the tight part is that we could see the sun rise as we were doing it.

what was his name?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1605 on: July 17, 2010, 10:20:09 AM »
got laid last night but it wasn't my girlfriend. the tight part is that we could see the sun rise as we were doing it.

what was his name?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1606 on: July 19, 2010, 01:51:42 PM »
Someone went in my garage last night and stole an iPod mini out of my truck.  I am actually stoked that they didn't steal anything of real value like my tools, speakers, radio, CB radio, baseball gloves etc.  They literally just took 1$ in change and this iPod mini(old school black and grey screen) which I don't even care about. 

It happend to a few people on my street, so one guy called the cops and they said it's a local "gang" called the PC Crips.  I wish a real gangster would come shoot these little shits.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1607 on: July 20, 2010, 07:40:57 AM »
i got drunk last night for the first time in a long but i can't remember if i had a good time?  i don't really remember much of anything. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1608 on: July 20, 2010, 02:35:55 PM »
going to be recording our first album in about 2 weeks for a really awesome label that I am a genuine fan of, but the amount of work I'm going to have to get done is staggering.  i want it to be perfect, and I am obsessing over every detail.  doesn't help that I still don't have a job and am broke as shit.  not complaining by any means, just feeling a little overwhelmed. 

that's awesome dude, what's your band/the label? hopefully releasing an album in september as well.

as for the thread, got a letter from a friend in prison today, he's in for 18 months for doing graffiti about 4 years ago, and has since actually been paid by the council etc to do murals on skateparks, festivals etc. it's ridiculous. he's doing well though, and may be released early, we'll see.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1609 on: July 20, 2010, 06:46:46 PM »
the girl i've spent the past four years with is moving several states away tonight.  the forced change has been a long time coming, but our relationship was so habitual and comforting that i can't help but feel miserable at her departure.  will be stoked in the long run i'm sure, but right now i just feel like shooting myself.

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« Reply #1610 on: July 22, 2010, 08:54:56 AM »
I have to go on a trip to NC with my family. I'm actually less stoked on this because I hate my mom , won't have any time to skateboard, and the weather apparently really humid. I'm still stoked on going but don't know why. I guess I get to chill with my dad for a bit.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1611 on: July 22, 2010, 10:28:03 AM »
Dentist tomorrow to get my wisdom teeth checked. Hopefully I get some prescription pain killers.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1612 on: July 22, 2010, 10:34:28 AM »
Dentist tomorrow to get my wisdom teeth checked. Hopefully I get some prescription pain killers.

if you want the good shit, just go back there after 2-3 days and tell the dentist that you're fricking dying from the pain. 
they'll up the dosage or hook you up with something better, trust! 

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« Reply #1613 on: July 22, 2010, 10:40:05 AM »
Two different girls I use to chill with came up to me in public when I was with my buds, acting super friendly like they wanted to hang out again soon.  Went on Facebook and saw that they're both in relationships.  Gimme a breaaak.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1614 on: July 22, 2010, 01:27:57 PM »
my ex-girlfriend is registered on here but she wouldn't tell me what her user name is and i'm not sure if she's posting or not

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1615 on: July 22, 2010, 02:04:56 PM »
Kev reminds me a lot of a friend of mine. I swear your just him pretending to live in teh maritimes to protect your identity

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1616 on: July 22, 2010, 05:48:35 PM »
how could any part of you be stoked that you know someone like kev?


saw inception, or tried to, no sleep/front row to the side/super strong bud cookies, fell asleep 10 minutes in, woke up sporadically, liked what i saw thou
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1617 on: July 23, 2010, 12:42:57 AM »
how could any part of you be stoked that you know someone like kev?


saw inception, or tried to, no sleep/front row to the side/super strong bud cookies, fell asleep 10 minutes in, woke up sporadically, liked what i saw thou

sounds like you and slim thug had a similar experience

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1618 on: July 23, 2010, 01:43:24 AM »
Went snowboarding in NZ for 2 weeks which was awesome! One of the best holidays I've had in a while but I fell on my ass a shitload and now my tailbone is killing me when I skate. I can't do any real hard pushes and anything that involves bending down a fair bit kills, and I hear tailbones take ages to heal.  :(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1619 on: July 23, 2010, 05:23:45 AM »
Dentist tomorrow to get my wisdom teeth checked. Hopefully I get some prescription pain killers.

if you want the good shit, just go back there after 2-3 days and tell the dentist that you're fricking dying from the pain. 
they'll up the dosage or hook you up with something better, trust! 
They gave me some antibiotic for the swelling and told me to look into having them removed if they swell up again.

I was looking forward to some weapons grade pain killers  :-\