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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1860 on: December 12, 2010, 09:03:07 PM »
metallica.

hahaha, i'm kind of with you on that.
some of their shit is just so hilarious that it's almost awesome, but not really. is that even an opinion?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1861 on: December 13, 2010, 09:29:32 AM »
I'm almost done with my first paper due today but I have one more to start, due Wednesday...looks like I won't be sleeping for a couple days.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1862 on: December 14, 2010, 01:14:09 AM »
Working from 4 AM to 8 PM today.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1863 on: December 14, 2010, 11:47:47 AM »
After busting my ass for 12 years in the art and advertising world, I finally have an easy non competitive job that allows me to be around skating and my family. I'm bored as fuck.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1864 on: December 16, 2010, 02:13:45 PM »
had the banging ass lunch today.
been tasting that same lunch for the last 5 hours.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1865 on: December 22, 2010, 10:26:45 AM »
I got 1000 posts, not really trying.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1866 on: December 22, 2010, 10:51:04 AM »
I got 1000 posts, not really trying.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1867 on: December 22, 2010, 11:00:33 AM »
Christmas. I've already gotten most of my presents. Plus i'm getting a new car but i'm going to miss my old one. The tires got slashed and it was leaking oil but the hood wouldn't pop so we couldn't check it out. it was a 78 ford ltd. and my parents finally gave me the camera they promised for going to Rehab 2 years ago.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1868 on: December 22, 2010, 11:01:28 AM »
Picked 70 ponds of pecans over the last 2 days, finally have money to buy people christmas gifts and maybe spoil myself a little.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1869 on: December 22, 2010, 06:07:10 PM »
Havent skated in a week in a half because of the rain, but all my chronic bruises and ankle/back pains have gotten better

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1870 on: December 24, 2010, 06:11:26 AM »
staying up all night makes me realize just how bad my nightfarts are

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1871 on: December 26, 2010, 11:08:31 AM »
I fly home to Portland tomorrow, but my flight is at 7 in the morning, and my mom's place is about two hours from the airport. Looks like I wont be getting much of a chance to sleep tonight.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1872 on: January 04, 2011, 07:55:42 AM »
Interview for a bilingual job tomorrow.  My French isn't exactly what you would call "standard".  Here goes nothing...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1873 on: January 06, 2011, 03:09:38 PM »
so yesterday I took the day off from work because I had a nasty case of pink eye. Around 8:30am I received a txt from and unknown number. Here is how it went:

Hubby just left do you wanna
Haha...you have the wrong number.
Your loss
Send me your pic
Why should i    describe yourself to me
Short. Fat.balding.small penis. Come get some.
How small
Only 8"
Really    that would fit me nice   hubby is only five
So...describe yourself
I am 42 white 36d  128 lbs shaved five foot nine brown hair green eyes and a little wet
Sounds nice...but honestly,I'm happily married, sitting home on a sick day, and just playing with you. Send me a pic...i want to jack off now. You got me all worked up!
cant thowaway phone sorry   how big is your cock really
Ha...8" why don't you believe me?
With a cock like that your wife must be happy   how old are you  isnt marriage boring  same person all the time
I'm 36. Been with my wife almost 15 years.it has its ups and downs.she still gives amazing bj's though. The corner stone of a good marriage. So you're cheating on your husband because the sex sucks?
Yes it does   i like things he wont do  i like a large dick
What won't he do?
I like girls he wont let me play and i like rape roleplay and semi public sex
Bummer. Sounds like the perfect wife to me. I don't blame you for cheating. Wish you could send a pic....damn. I love all that freaky shit.
Is your wife bi    i am rubbing my pussy now    so worked up
Nah....she's not. She just likes this big hard dick. Wish I could give out to you.you'd love it.i would put it in deep.make you scream.
Maybe we can meet   i am using my big toy now
Fuck yeah.. Work that little pussy. Can't meet though..
Tell me bout your wife  make me cum on my nine inch toy   i would love pussy and cock now
She's hot.big tits. Tall blonde
WHAT KIND OF PUSSY
Shit...i have to go. Good sexting with you.I'm a faithful man though.sorry if I left you hanging. Good luck finding a big dick!

/end

I don't know how I feel about it. It took me so off guard that I didn't know what to say to her and I chickened out when she started asking about my wife's pussy. I also thought it might be one of my friends fucking with me, so I was too afraid to say too much to this random person. My wife was there the whole time too laughing about it all. I wish I had to balls to keep it going longer...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1874 on: January 12, 2011, 06:31:27 AM »
Got a good bit of snow here yesterday/last night so I was gonna finally snowboard. But first I have to shovel the driveway with our shitty plastic shovel enough to go out and buy more rock salt, and I gotta do a bunch of shit for my online class that's due tomorrow. Some of the stuff that's due Friday requires (well, would be easier) with Illustrator. Of course, I don't have Illustrator on my laptop since it's on all the Macs at school. We're supposed to get more snow, so I don't know if I'll even be able to make it to school to work on it. Looks like I'm stuck using Photoshop CS :(
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1875 on: January 12, 2011, 06:33:55 AM »
so yesterday I took the day off from work because I had a nasty case of pink eye. Around 8:30am I received a txt from and unknown number. Here is how it went:

Hubby just left do you wanna
Haha...you have the wrong number.
Your loss
Send me your pic
Why should i    describe yourself to me
Short. Fat.balding.small penis. Come get some.
How small
Only 8"
Really    that would fit me nice   hubby is only five
So...describe yourself
I am 42 white 36d  128 lbs shaved five foot nine brown hair green eyes and a little wet
Sounds nice...but honestly,I'm happily married, sitting home on a sick day, and just playing with you. Send me a pic...i want to jack off now. You got me all worked up!
cant thowaway phone sorry   how big is your cock really
Ha...8" why don't you believe me?
With a cock like that your wife must be happy   how old are you  isnt marriage boring  same person all the time
I'm 36. Been with my wife almost 15 years.it has its ups and downs.she still gives amazing bj's though. The corner stone of a good marriage. So you're cheating on your husband because the sex sucks?
Yes it does   i like things he wont do  i like a large dick
What won't he do?
I like girls he wont let me play and i like rape roleplay and semi public sex
Bummer. Sounds like the perfect wife to me. I don't blame you for cheating. Wish you could send a pic....damn. I love all that freaky shit.
Is your wife bi    i am rubbing my pussy now    so worked up
Nah....she's not. She just likes this big hard dick. Wish I could give out to you.you'd love it.i would put it in deep.make you scream.
Maybe we can meet   i am using my big toy now
Fuck yeah.. Work that little pussy. Can't meet though..
Tell me bout your wife  make me cum on my nine inch toy   i would love pussy and cock now
She's hot.big tits. Tall blonde
WHAT KIND OF PUSSY
Shit...i have to go. Good sexting with you.I'm a faithful man though.sorry if I left you hanging. Good luck finding a big dick!

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I don't know how I feel about it. It took me so off guard that I didn't know what to say to her and I chickened out when she started asking about my wife's pussy. I also thought it might be one of my friends fucking with me, so I was too afraid to say too much to this random person. My wife was there the whole time too laughing about it all. I wish I had to balls to keep it going longer...

So appropriate for your post haha  ;D
you some closet dick-in-da-booty ass nigga.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1876 on: January 12, 2011, 10:33:04 AM »
Somebody in spain tried to rip off my credit card from about 14 hundred dollars. My bank blocked the transactions, but now I don't have a credit card until my new one comes in the mail.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1877 on: January 12, 2011, 01:38:37 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1878 on: January 13, 2011, 09:42:12 AM »
Got a new girl, but the only problem is, is that she's a.... JUGGALET! tricky ass juggalets making me think they're good people.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1879 on: January 13, 2011, 09:56:21 AM »
Got a new girl, but the only problem is, is that she's a.... JUGGALET! tricky ass juggalets making me think they're good people.
Perhaps you will be our sleeper agent reporting on next year's gathering of the juggalos.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1880 on: January 13, 2011, 03:54:10 PM »
Got a new girl, but the only problem is, is that she's a.... JUGGALET! tricky ass juggalets making me think they're good people.
Perhaps you will be our sleeper agent reporting on next year's gathering of the juggalos.

back this fucking idea, somebody get this kid some face-paint, a t-shirt and a hatchet man necklace.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1881 on: January 13, 2011, 05:09:46 PM »
Someone post that pic of him and say 'he's halfway there'
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1882 on: January 13, 2011, 08:28:15 PM »
Got a new girl, but the only problem is, is that she's a.... JUGGALET! tricky ass juggalets making me think they're good people.
Perhaps you will be our sleeper agent reporting on next year's gathering of the juggalos.

back this fucking idea, somebody get this kid some face-paint, a t-shirt and a hatchet man necklace.
I better not mention that i know how magnets work, that might out me. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1883 on: January 13, 2011, 08:46:03 PM »
he's halfway there!


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1884 on: January 20, 2011, 12:10:16 PM »
School in general. I'm in my second-to-last quarter and cannot wait to graduate. But the workload is retarded, especially considering I'm only taking 4 classes this quarter. It's not even so much that the work is difficult. It's all just time consuming and I'm very picky about any designs I do, even though I never feel I'm finished with one. While it helps me to work really hard, it also fucks up my time management because I'll spend way too long on one thing because I'm not entirely happy with it. I have to really force myself to walk away from it and do something else, but even then it's all I can think about.

So I guess you could say that Graphic Design in general is making me very annoyed right now. Don't get me wrong though, I fucking love it and hope I can find a decent job once I graduate.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1885 on: January 20, 2011, 04:42:58 PM »
Got a new girl, but the only problem is, is that she's a.... JUGGALET! tricky ass juggalets making me think they're good people.
Perhaps you will be our sleeper agent reporting on next year's gathering of the juggalos.

back this fucking idea, somebody get this kid some face-paint, a t-shirt and a hatchet man necklace.
I better not mention that i know how magnets work, that might out me.  

Haha. How did you fall for a juggalette? They're pretty open about being ICP fans (i.e. hillbillies).

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1886 on: January 20, 2011, 05:14:23 PM »
Got a new girl, but the only problem is, is that she's a.... JUGGALET! tricky ass juggalets making me think they're good people.
Perhaps you will be our sleeper agent reporting on next year's gathering of the juggalos.

back this fucking idea, somebody get this kid some face-paint, a t-shirt and a hatchet man necklace.
I better not mention that i know how magnets work, that might out me.  

Haha. How did you fall for a juggalette? They're pretty open about being ICP fans (i.e. hillbillies).

was she overweight, missing teeth, braided hair with a eyebrow piercing?
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1887 on: January 20, 2011, 09:13:11 PM »
Got a new girl, but the only problem is, is that she's a.... JUGGALET! tricky ass juggalets making me think they're good people.
Perhaps you will be our sleeper agent reporting on next year's gathering of the juggalos.

back this fucking idea, somebody get this kid some face-paint, a t-shirt and a hatchet man necklace.
I better not mention that i know how magnets work, that might out me.  

Haha. How did you fall for a juggalette? They're pretty open about being ICP fans (i.e. hillbillies).

was she overweight, missing teeth, braided hair with a eyebrow piercing?
She looked like everyone else! Stick skinny, no face paint, all her teeth and nice auburn hair. The only give away that she was a juggalette was that stupid hacketman tattoo. Then i started hanging out with her more and hearing ICP and she talked about going to that damn Meeting of the Juggalos. She tricked me.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1888 on: January 20, 2011, 10:22:52 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1889 on: January 21, 2011, 06:32:38 AM »
Got a new girl, but the only problem is, is that she's a.... JUGGALET! tricky ass juggalets making me think they're good people.
Perhaps you will be our sleeper agent reporting on next year's gathering of the juggalos.

back this fucking idea, somebody get this kid some face-paint, a t-shirt and a hatchet man necklace.
I better not mention that i know how magnets work, that might out me.  

Haha. How did you fall for a juggalette? They're pretty open about being ICP fans (i.e. hillbillies).

was she overweight, missing teeth, braided hair with a eyebrow piercing?
She looked like everyone else! Stick skinny, no face paint, all her teeth and nice auburn hair. The only give away that she was a juggalette was that stupid hacketman tattoo. Then i started hanging out with her more and hearing ICP and she talked about going to that damn Meeting of the Juggalos. She tricked me.
You're in whether you like it or not soldier. Your mission is to trick the female into thinking you have affections for her and slide you're way into the Gathering. From there, you will observe and document the action of the Juggalettes and 'los. Keep frosty. Don't let your guard down. After the Gathering, dispose of the female.