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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2070 on: March 28, 2011, 08:17:42 AM »
stoked it's my BDAY today. Not stoked on getting mugged last night and spending all day trying to file a police report.

dont bother man, theres literally no point

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2071 on: March 28, 2011, 08:37:07 AM »
stoked it's my BDAY today. Not stoked on getting mugged last night and spending all day trying to file a police report.

dont bother man, theres literally no point

thanks for the heads up. i already gave up on it after the cops gave me the run around. bought some weed and chinese food instead.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2072 on: March 28, 2011, 09:42:34 AM »
My good friend just broke off his engagement to a chick he's been with for five years. It's a bad thing because he lived at her house, with her furniture, and hung with her crowd. She had just convinced him to buy a house (for them) and she refused to live in it until he gutted the whole house and refinished it to her liking. So now the dude is living in an empty house, sleeping on an air mattress on top of cold sub-flooring, with no shower. He eats cereal for dinner every day out of a giant serving bowl which is pretty awesome but I'm sure he isn't stoked on it. They're both friends of mine so it's awkward having to pick and choose which one to invite to upcoming events.

It's a good thing because the chick is kind of terrible some times. The house she's in now is her parent's lake house that they gifted her. She drives a car that they bought her. She works a job that her father created for her at his business. She really hasn't had to do a thing in her whole life, so she's can be super spoiled and unappreciative. I like her, and I've been friends with her for a while ...but the split is a good thing for both of them. Also stoked that the dude now has time for friends again.

It sounds terrible but it's kind of funny hearing all the gnarly shit going down in the breakup. Like she wants to keep the ring and use it as a means to pay her parents back for some of the wedding deposits, but her parents are super wealthy so you know that's not an issue. I think the dude dropped like a car's worth of money on that ring.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2073 on: March 28, 2011, 09:51:10 AM »
My good friend just broke off his engagement to a chick he's been with for five years. It's a bad thing because he lived at her house, with her furniture, and hung with her crowd. She had just convinced him to buy a house (for them) and she refused to live in it until he gutted the whole house and refinished it to her liking. So now the dude is living in an empty house, sleeping on an air mattress on top of cold sub-flooring, with no shower. He eats cereal for dinner every day out of a giant serving bowl which is pretty awesome but I'm sure he isn't stoked on it. They're both friends of mine so it's awkward having to pick and choose which one to invite to upcoming events.

It's a good thing because the chick is kind of terrible some times. The house she's in now is her parent's lake house that they gifted her. She drives a car that they bought her. She works a job that her father created for her at his business. She really hasn't had to do a thing in her whole life, so she's can be super spoiled and unappreciative. I like her, and I've been friends with her for a while ...but the split is a good thing for both of them. Also stoked that the dude now has time for friends again.

It sounds terrible but it's kind of funny hearing all the gnarly shit going down in the breakup. Like she wants to keep the ring and use it as a means to pay her parents back for some of the wedding deposits, but her parents are super wealthy so you know that's not an issue. I think the dude dropped like a car's worth of money on that ring.

WHY DO BITCHES THINK THEY GET TO KEEP THAT SHIT???!?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2074 on: March 28, 2011, 11:09:52 AM »
At the local park there is a hubba next to an I beam and I tried to ollie over the top of the hubba past the beam to back 5050, my foot hit the beam and I slammed on the hubba and fell off the end. the first thing that hit the ground was my face. I think my nose is broken. Its not crooked, its very swollen and sore, not to mention I've had two additional nosebleeds today. The swelling in my lips went down a bit, but I do have a cut on them that looks like Herpies.

Just a heads up, if you think you need to have your nose re-set make sure you go to the hospital immediately. When I broke my nose the medic told me to wait a few days and then setup an appointment with the doctor... which I did. When I went to the doc he told me I should have come in the next day and that it was now too late to simply reset the nose. I then had to wait 3 months for the nose to completely heal before he could re-brake it. I never went back and I now have a crooked nose, a deviated septum and I snore which I never did before. Good luck.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2075 on: March 28, 2011, 01:38:50 PM »
stoked i got a job, not stoked i got a job, fuck.   :-\
 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2076 on: March 28, 2011, 01:47:32 PM »
My good friend just broke off his engagement to a chick he's been with for five years. It's a bad thing because he lived at her house, with her furniture, and hung with her crowd. She had just convinced him to buy a house (for them) and she refused to live in it until he gutted the whole house and refinished it to her liking. So now the dude is living in an empty house, sleeping on an air mattress on top of cold sub-flooring, with no shower. He eats cereal for dinner every day out of a giant serving bowl which is pretty awesome but I'm sure he isn't stoked on it. They're both friends of mine so it's awkward having to pick and choose which one to invite to upcoming events.

It's a good thing because the chick is kind of terrible some times. The house she's in now is her parent's lake house that they gifted her. She drives a car that they bought her. She works a job that her father created for her at his business. She really hasn't had to do a thing in her whole life, so she's can be super spoiled and unappreciative. I like her, and I've been friends with her for a while ...but the split is a good thing for both of them. Also stoked that the dude now has time for friends again.

It sounds terrible but it's kind of funny hearing all the gnarly shit going down in the breakup. Like she wants to keep the ring and use it as a means to pay her parents back for some of the wedding deposits, but her parents are super wealthy so you know that's not an issue. I think the dude dropped like a car's worth of money on that ring.

WHY DO BITCHES THINK THEY GET TO KEEP THAT SHIT???!?

I didn't read that entire post, except the ring part, but the bitch usually wants to keep it so she feels like she has some dignity left aka MONEY that isn't hers. It's just another sign that he did the right thing bailing on her.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2077 on: March 28, 2011, 08:34:35 PM »
arent rings a gift? why would they return a gift?
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2078 on: March 28, 2011, 09:11:47 PM »
arent rings a gift? why would they return a gift?

I belive my ex fiance pawned the ring or just sold it off for drugs , same thing with my mothers necklace that my mom gave to her , real shitty since it was my moms moms necklace  .


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2079 on: March 29, 2011, 04:29:39 AM »
arent rings a gift? why would they return a gift?
Depends what state you live in. In a lot of states the courts look at it as a conditional gift, which means the rightful owner is the guy who purchased it, so it should be returned. In my buddy's case, he's still making fucking payments on the thing. I gotta assume that the court would side with him since he still has debt from it (if it even goes as far as a courtroom).

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2080 on: March 29, 2011, 04:44:55 AM »
arent rings a gift? why would they return a gift?

well its not echnically a gift, its meant to be a bond of holy union or something like that, a spiritual connection between a man and a woman, therefore if they split and this bond is broken then the ring should be returned to where it came from

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2081 on: March 29, 2011, 02:46:13 PM »


this fits perfect in here
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2082 on: March 29, 2011, 03:05:44 PM »
my girlfriend got a job at lowes. Im glad she got out of her job at Wal-Mart, but i work at Home Depot. Im hoping the management wont make a big deal out of it.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2083 on: March 29, 2011, 03:36:08 PM »
At the local park there is a hubba next to an I beam and I tried to ollie over the top of the hubba past the beam to back 5050, my foot hit the beam and I slammed on the hubba and fell off the end. the first thing that hit the ground was my face. I think my nose is broken. Its not crooked, its very swollen and sore, not to mention I've had two additional nosebleeds today. The swelling in my lips went down a bit, but I do have a cut on them that looks like Herpies.

Just a heads up, if you think you need to have your nose re-set make sure you go to the hospital immediately. When I broke my nose the medic told me to wait a few days and then setup an appointment with the doctor... which I did. When I went to the doc he told me I should have come in the next day and that it was now too late to simply reset the nose. I then had to wait 3 months for the nose to completely heal before he could re-brake it. I never went back and I now have a crooked nose, a deviated septum and I snore which I never did before. Good luck.

This man speaks the truth. Exact same situation here. My nose has always been huge, but now it's huge and crooked.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2084 on: March 30, 2011, 03:46:31 AM »
At the local park there is a hubba next to an I beam and I tried to ollie over the top of the hubba past the beam to back 5050, my foot hit the beam and I slammed on the hubba and fell off the end. the first thing that hit the ground was my face. I think my nose is broken. Its not crooked, its very swollen and sore, not to mention I've had two additional nosebleeds today. The swelling in my lips went down a bit, but I do have a cut on them that looks like Herpies.

Just a heads up, if you think you need to have your nose re-set make sure you go to the hospital immediately. When I broke my nose the medic told me to wait a few days and then setup an appointment with the doctor... which I did. When I went to the doc he told me I should have come in the next day and that it was now too late to simply reset the nose. I then had to wait 3 months for the nose to completely heal before he could re-brake it. I never went back and I now have a crooked nose, a deviated septum and I snore which I never did before. Good luck.

This man speaks the truth. Exact same situation here. My nose has always been huge, but now it's huge and crooked.



yeah its great fun having no sense of smell anymore, and the bit thats suppesed to go straight down the middle of your nose is permanently in my left nostril. i guess theres alot of people on here with broken noses because we never bothered to get it fixed

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2085 on: March 30, 2011, 04:50:31 AM »
my girlfriend got a job at lowes. Im glad she got out of her job at Wal-Mart, but i work at Home Depot. Im hoping the management wont make a big deal out of it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2086 on: March 30, 2011, 05:28:39 AM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2087 on: March 30, 2011, 10:30:18 AM »
i drank at least one beer every day for the last 2 weeks. god, i love beer. but i?m kinda afraid of getting a damn beer-gut.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2088 on: March 30, 2011, 10:35:09 AM »
My shift for Friday got cut, but that means a smaller pay check.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2089 on: March 30, 2011, 01:06:08 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2090 on: April 03, 2011, 06:15:13 PM »
my girlfriend got a job at lowes. Im glad she got out of her job at Wal-Mart, but i work at Home Depot. Im hoping the management wont make a big deal out of it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2091 on: April 03, 2011, 06:47:37 PM »
got my cousin into skating a year or two ago (he's 13), not awfully stoked on his facerbook status today


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2092 on: April 06, 2011, 08:51:19 AM »
not stoked i had to buy clothes for work.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2093 on: April 07, 2011, 11:53:35 AM »
I finally figured out where I'm living next year and I'm hyped on a sick apartment with a kitchen, 2 bathrooms, and fuckin floor to ceiling windows on a high floor! NOT stoked on my 3 roommates who look pretty shitty so far.  Hopefully they don't turn out so..

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2094 on: April 07, 2011, 07:59:16 PM »
SO stoked for spring break next week. Not stoked I have a shit ton of school work due on my last day

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2095 on: April 10, 2011, 07:14:44 PM »
Got my first pair of bones bushings. Excited to experience this amazing turning I will now have.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2096 on: April 11, 2011, 03:23:52 PM »
Set up a brand new Hopps board.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2097 on: April 12, 2011, 02:50:56 AM »
not stoked: i was opening a beer by using a lighter to pop off the cap when it shot up realy fast and smashed me in the nose, instant bloody nose with no tisues around to clean up

stoked: it was fucking funny

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2098 on: April 13, 2011, 07:41:32 AM »
I guess this means I've spent way too much time on SLAP.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2099 on: April 13, 2011, 03:27:22 PM »
Stoked: Turned up to my hometown skatepark today to see that they had built two new obstacles since demolishing half of the park this time last year.

Stoked: They had built two ten foot Jersey barriers that were the first interesting things to be in the park in its 15yr history.

Not Stoked: They were completely unskatable, as in way too slippy to even attempt to wallride.

Stoked: They are probably the supports for a new skatable obstacle in the park

Not Stoked: The obstacle will undoubtedly be a ridiculously big new corner bowl for the scooter kids to tailshlip their shit on, as opposed to something skateboardable.

Not Stoked: on my own pessimism, I guess.