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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2070 on: April 07, 2011, 11:53:35 AM »
I finally figured out where I'm living next year and I'm hyped on a sick apartment with a kitchen, 2 bathrooms, and fuckin floor to ceiling windows on a high floor! NOT stoked on my 3 roommates who look pretty shitty so far.  Hopefully they don't turn out so..

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2071 on: April 07, 2011, 07:59:16 PM »
SO stoked for spring break next week. Not stoked I have a shit ton of school work due on my last day

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2072 on: April 10, 2011, 07:14:44 PM »
Got my first pair of bones bushings. Excited to experience this amazing turning I will now have.

The kingpin nut will not go back on and I do not own a re-threader tool.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2073 on: April 11, 2011, 03:23:52 PM »
Set up a brand new Hopps board.

Used a dull razor to grip it, sloppy looking jagged gripjob.  >:(

Also, I hurt my leg yesterday.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2074 on: April 12, 2011, 02:50:56 AM »
not stoked: i was opening a beer by using a lighter to pop off the cap when it shot up realy fast and smashed me in the nose, instant bloody nose with no tisues around to clean up

stoked: it was fucking funny

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2075 on: April 13, 2011, 07:41:32 AM »
I guess this means I've spent way too much time on SLAP.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2076 on: April 13, 2011, 03:27:22 PM »
Stoked: Turned up to my hometown skatepark today to see that they had built two new obstacles since demolishing half of the park this time last year.

Stoked: They had built two ten foot Jersey barriers that were the first interesting things to be in the park in its 15yr history.

Not Stoked: They were completely unskatable, as in way too slippy to even attempt to wallride.

Stoked: They are probably the supports for a new skatable obstacle in the park

Not Stoked: The obstacle will undoubtedly be a ridiculously big new corner bowl for the scooter kids to tailshlip their shit on, as opposed to something skateboardable.

Not Stoked: on my own pessimism, I guess.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2077 on: April 13, 2011, 04:48:45 PM »
just started to shart and was able to clench up just as a the first drop started to come out. I was milliseconds from shitting all over myself.

hiding in my office whipping that drop from my ass.

can't wait to get home and piss mud.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2078 on: April 14, 2011, 01:49:30 AM »
in the last 3 weeks, i have been skating a lot, progressing a lot, having shitloads of fun. but now i see a lot of work coming at university, meaning that i will probably be able to skate once a week. bummer.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2079 on: April 14, 2011, 06:47:52 AM »
in the last 3 weeks, i have been skating a lot, progressing a lot, having shitloads of fun. but now i see a lot of work coming at university, meaning that i will probably be able to skate once a week. bummer.

but you're in university, that's pretty sick too.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2080 on: April 16, 2011, 03:07:57 PM »
angry lesbian chick turned cute scowling girl against me.
not sure if thats going to work for me or against me?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2081 on: April 17, 2011, 07:14:51 AM »
falling back into ~love~ with my ex.
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2082 on: April 17, 2011, 10:31:46 AM »
stoked - got to skate whats left of emb, the pier. ventured into SF's financial district and skated a bunch of cool stuff.

not stoked - really fucked my ankle up on some stupid wallie shit. people in the street were asking me if they should call 911 or get me ice. nothing broke just a super bad roll. at least i'm young and it should heal in a week or two.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2083 on: April 17, 2011, 11:52:35 AM »
Stoked - Frontside airs on lock...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2084 on: April 18, 2011, 04:27:14 AM »
I woke up and saw snow. I don't think it's worth the drive for one class.

So here I am having my morning coffee on SLAP (at home).

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2085 on: April 18, 2011, 05:08:01 AM »
Agreed to shoot some photos of some girl i almost got with a while back, she's really hot, but predictably fucking mental. Trying not to remember why i blew her off in the first place.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2086 on: April 18, 2011, 11:04:15 AM »
5boro spent the last week  in Detroit doing a Carhartt colab. It was very low key and nobody knew unless they ran into somewhere, no demos or anything. I'm stoked to see what they come up with, not stoked that I didnt run into em.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2087 on: April 18, 2011, 11:26:03 AM »
Agreed to shoot some photos of some girl i almost got with a while back, she's really hot, but predictably fucking mental. Trying not to remember why i blew her off in the first place.

you got that one completely wrong, SHE is supposed to blow YOU. maybe that was the trouble.

so here is your new plan: instead of shooting photos with your camera, you stab her with your peni-slr (also called digital wangera). then you post your story here.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2088 on: April 18, 2011, 12:26:38 PM »
had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2089 on: April 18, 2011, 01:59:45 PM »
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Agreed to shoot some photos of some girl i almost got with a while back, she's really hot, but predictably fucking mental. Trying not to remember why i blew her off in the first place.
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you got that one completely wrong, SHE is supposed to blow YOU. maybe that was the trouble.

so here is your new plan: instead of shooting photos with your camera, you stab her with your peni-slr (also called digital wangera). then you post your story here.

Haha. As beautifully simple as your plan sounds, my plan is to take the photos, make the stupid bitch happy so she can look at herself, take naked photos (if this happens SLAP will be the first to see), fuck her, then cut all forms of communication and deadlock my door so the crazy bitch can't get to me.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2090 on: April 18, 2011, 02:04:50 PM »
not stoked: me and the lady split up after about 9 months of an intense relationship. when it was great it was on like chong, but when it wasn't i wanted to tear her face off with a hot iron. i totally understand all the blues songs about a woman driving a man crazy. We wanted different things- if i'm going to be with a lady i'm a completely loyal one woman kind of cat- she didn't want to be serious- just wasn't going to work, i guess. In the process of getting with this one i disrespected a cat who had been going out with her in the very recent past- homie if you're up on the board- take my apologies, brother.

stoked: from the day we split up i've got new ladies hitting me up on the daily- i've been back in undergrad for 2 semesters now and it's fucking on- when you're on average 4 years older than most of the females in your workshops the game is choice. despite this, i know that i'll be lonely and want to call the ex, not waiting for anyone- ever

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2091 on: April 18, 2011, 02:09:31 PM »
had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread

Damn Zurg that sucks.  Happened to me once to.  She'll get over it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2092 on: April 19, 2011, 03:05:48 PM »
It's raining, but I'm choosing to spend the day watching some good skate videos.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2093 on: April 19, 2011, 05:57:00 PM »
 I've been seeing this girl for a week and everything is going fine. Today I wake up and she just added me to facebook, and it looks like all she does in her spare time is take online quizzes to find out which friends character she is most like. Not a huge thing, but I just think it's ridiculous. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2094 on: April 19, 2011, 06:15:58 PM »
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had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread
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Damn Zurg that sucks.  Happened to me once to.  She'll get over it.

I show slap boobs to my girlfriend all the time and the worst I get is "why did you show me that?"

Stoked: Graduating in a week and a half
Not stoked: I've pretty much convinced myself that I'm done with college, but I still have two eight-page papers to go.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2095 on: April 19, 2011, 09:58:04 PM »
Got out of work an hour earlier than expected.

I've got a wicked cough/congestion.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2096 on: April 20, 2011, 03:49:34 AM »
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had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread
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Damn Zurg that sucks.?  Happened to me once to.?  She'll get over it.
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I show slap boobs to my girlfriend all the time and the worst I get is "why did you show me that?"

Stoked: Graduating in a week and a half
Not stoked: I've pretty much convinced myself that I'm done with college, but I still have two eight-page papers to go.

haha, good to have a girl thats not overly insecure, ive got this board on my wall and the only thing she said was "how the fuck does she wear her pants that low?"


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2097 on: April 20, 2011, 06:53:35 AM »
so everything is groovy with angry scowling chick at the job. 
she told me she has a skateboard but its actually a longboard.  :-\
 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2098 on: April 20, 2011, 02:33:59 PM »
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had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread
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Damn Zurg that sucks.?  Happened to me once to.?  She'll get over it.
[close]

I show slap boobs to my girlfriend all the time and the worst I get is "why did you show me that?"

Stoked: Graduating in a week and a half
Not stoked: I've pretty much convinced myself that I'm done with college, but I still have two eight-page papers to go.
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haha, good to have a girl thats not overly insecure, ive got this board on my wall and the only thing she said was "how the fuck does she wear her pants that low?"


yeah, shes usually pretty accepting of stuff like that. i think she was kinda thrown off that it was someones nudes and not straight up pronz/dont think she fully believed me that it was a random person

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2099 on: April 21, 2011, 04:33:42 PM »
Stoked: Arrived on holiday in Cornwall with my parents and sister and her boyfriend this afternoon, went into the town and within an hour got invited to a gig by two hot girls and their ok looking friend, who had bright blonde hair but black eyebrows (HATE that shit)

Not stoked: Managed to forget their directions so couldn't find the fucking thing