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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2100 on: April 13, 2011, 04:48:45 PM »
just started to shart and was able to clench up just as a the first drop started to come out. I was milliseconds from shitting all over myself.

hiding in my office whipping that drop from my ass.

can't wait to get home and piss mud.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2101 on: April 14, 2011, 01:49:30 AM »
in the last 3 weeks, i have been skating a lot, progressing a lot, having shitloads of fun. but now i see a lot of work coming at university, meaning that i will probably be able to skate once a week. bummer.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2102 on: April 14, 2011, 06:47:52 AM »
in the last 3 weeks, i have been skating a lot, progressing a lot, having shitloads of fun. but now i see a lot of work coming at university, meaning that i will probably be able to skate once a week. bummer.

but you're in university, that's pretty sick too.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2103 on: April 16, 2011, 03:07:57 PM »
angry lesbian chick turned cute scowling girl against me.
not sure if thats going to work for me or against me?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2104 on: April 17, 2011, 07:14:51 AM »
falling back into ~love~ with my ex.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2105 on: April 17, 2011, 10:31:46 AM »
stoked - got to skate whats left of emb, the pier. ventured into SF's financial district and skated a bunch of cool stuff.

not stoked - really fucked my ankle up on some stupid wallie shit. people in the street were asking me if they should call 911 or get me ice. nothing broke just a super bad roll. at least i'm young and it should heal in a week or two.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2106 on: April 17, 2011, 11:52:35 AM »
Stoked - Frontside airs on lock...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2107 on: April 18, 2011, 04:27:14 AM »
I woke up and saw snow. I don't think it's worth the drive for one class.

So here I am having my morning coffee on SLAP (at home).

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2108 on: April 18, 2011, 05:08:01 AM »
Agreed to shoot some photos of some girl i almost got with a while back, she's really hot, but predictably fucking mental. Trying not to remember why i blew her off in the first place.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2109 on: April 18, 2011, 11:04:15 AM »
5boro spent the last week  in Detroit doing a Carhartt colab. It was very low key and nobody knew unless they ran into somewhere, no demos or anything. I'm stoked to see what they come up with, not stoked that I didnt run into em.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2110 on: April 18, 2011, 11:26:03 AM »
Agreed to shoot some photos of some girl i almost got with a while back, she's really hot, but predictably fucking mental. Trying not to remember why i blew her off in the first place.

you got that one completely wrong, SHE is supposed to blow YOU. maybe that was the trouble.

so here is your new plan: instead of shooting photos with your camera, you stab her with your peni-slr (also called digital wangera). then you post your story here.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2111 on: April 18, 2011, 12:26:38 PM »
had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread
« Last Edit: April 18, 2011, 12:47:04 PM by Zurg »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2112 on: April 18, 2011, 01:59:45 PM »
Agreed to shoot some photos of some girl i almost got with a while back, she's really hot, but predictably fucking mental. Trying not to remember why i blew her off in the first place.

you got that one completely wrong, SHE is supposed to blow YOU. maybe that was the trouble.

so here is your new plan: instead of shooting photos with your camera, you stab her with your peni-slr (also called digital wangera). then you post your story here.

Haha. As beautifully simple as your plan sounds, my plan is to take the photos, make the stupid bitch happy so she can look at herself, take naked photos (if this happens SLAP will be the first to see), fuck her, then cut all forms of communication and deadlock my door so the crazy bitch can't get to me.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2113 on: April 18, 2011, 02:04:50 PM »
not stoked: me and the lady split up after about 9 months of an intense relationship. when it was great it was on like chong, but when it wasn't i wanted to tear her face off with a hot iron. i totally understand all the blues songs about a woman driving a man crazy. We wanted different things- if i'm going to be with a lady i'm a completely loyal one woman kind of cat- she didn't want to be serious- just wasn't going to work, i guess. In the process of getting with this one i disrespected a cat who had been going out with her in the very recent past- homie if you're up on the board- take my apologies, brother.

stoked: from the day we split up i've got new ladies hitting me up on the daily- i've been back in undergrad for 2 semesters now and it's fucking on- when you're on average 4 years older than most of the females in your workshops the game is choice. despite this, i know that i'll be lonely and want to call the ex, not waiting for anyone- ever

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2114 on: April 18, 2011, 02:09:31 PM »
had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread

Damn Zurg that sucks.  Happened to me once to.  She'll get over it.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2115 on: April 19, 2011, 03:05:48 PM »
It's raining, but I'm choosing to spend the day watching some good skate videos.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2116 on: April 19, 2011, 05:57:00 PM »
 I've been seeing this girl for a week and everything is going fine. Today I wake up and she just added me to facebook, and it looks like all she does in her spare time is take online quizzes to find out which friends character she is most like. Not a huge thing, but I just think it's ridiculous. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2117 on: April 19, 2011, 06:15:58 PM »
had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread

Damn Zurg that sucks.  Happened to me once to.  She'll get over it.

I show slap boobs to my girlfriend all the time and the worst I get is "why did you show me that?"

Stoked: Graduating in a week and a half
Not stoked: I've pretty much convinced myself that I'm done with college, but I still have two eight-page papers to go.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2118 on: April 19, 2011, 09:58:04 PM »
Got out of work an hour earlier than expected.

I've got a wicked cough/congestion.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2119 on: April 20, 2011, 03:49:34 AM »
had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread

Damn Zurg that sucks.?  Happened to me once to.?  She'll get over it.

I show slap boobs to my girlfriend all the time and the worst I get is "why did you show me that?"

Stoked: Graduating in a week and a half
Not stoked: I've pretty much convinced myself that I'm done with college, but I still have two eight-page papers to go.

haha, good to have a girl thats not overly insecure, ive got this board on my wall and the only thing she said was "how the fuck does she wear her pants that low?"


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2120 on: April 20, 2011, 06:53:35 AM »
so everything is groovy with angry scowling chick at the job. 
she told me she has a skateboard but its actually a longboard.  :-\
 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2121 on: April 20, 2011, 02:33:59 PM »
had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread

Damn Zurg that sucks.?  Happened to me once to.?  She'll get over it.

I show slap boobs to my girlfriend all the time and the worst I get is "why did you show me that?"

Stoked: Graduating in a week and a half
Not stoked: I've pretty much convinced myself that I'm done with college, but I still have two eight-page papers to go.

haha, good to have a girl thats not overly insecure, ive got this board on my wall and the only thing she said was "how the fuck does she wear her pants that low?"


yeah, shes usually pretty accepting of stuff like that. i think she was kinda thrown off that it was someones nudes and not straight up pronz/dont think she fully believed me that it was a random person

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2122 on: April 21, 2011, 04:33:42 PM »
Stoked: Arrived on holiday in Cornwall with my parents and sister and her boyfriend this afternoon, went into the town and within an hour got invited to a gig by two hot girls and their ok looking friend, who had bright blonde hair but black eyebrows (HATE that shit)

Not stoked: Managed to forget their directions so couldn't find the fucking thing

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2123 on: April 21, 2011, 09:03:54 PM »
Had a real shitty day at work but then got my pay check early.

Went to philly to visit friends. Didnt see the 4inch by 4 inch handicap sign on the other street sign....$301 dollar fine.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2124 on: April 21, 2011, 09:12:41 PM »
When my work plays good songs like, "This Charming Man", but it's a cover done by some chick.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2125 on: April 24, 2011, 01:48:59 PM »
i think i was,anyways

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2127 on: April 25, 2011, 02:48:53 PM »
had popeyes for lunch. now i've got the bubbleguts.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2128 on: April 25, 2011, 06:35:35 PM »
STOKED: night skating and having the streets to myself

NOT STOKED: raining mid cruise and having to sprint for cover
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« Reply #2129 on: April 25, 2011, 06:53:17 PM »
I've illustrated the roller-coaster of stoke I just had with emoticons:

Penguins tied the hockey game 2-2, :)
I cruise to get a beer which takes no more than 4 minutes,
I come back and find that my dog ate some of the garbage, >:(
Oh, Florida scored while I was gone, >:(
"Wait...(to my dog) did you just fully ingest 3 chicken bones while I was gone?" ???

long story short, penguins lost, but I'm kind of proud of my dog. :-\