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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2220 on: May 26, 2011, 08:49:32 AM »
I am home which beats everything, but the weather has been fucking terrible.  Tornado warnings and hail forever.  WHo gives a shit though, I am HOME!

you havent been home in a long time, there should be a tornado in your bedroom! a tornado of erotic adventures that is.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2221 on: May 26, 2011, 10:44:34 AM »
I am home which beats everything, but the weather has been fucking terrible.  Tornado warnings and hail forever.  WHo gives a shit though, I am HOME!

I'm happy for you.  Not that I know you but, I hope you enjoy.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2222 on: May 26, 2011, 10:47:30 AM »
I am home which beats everything, but the weather has been fucking terrible.  Tornado warnings and hail forever.  WHo gives a shit though, I am HOME!

stoked for you!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2223 on: May 26, 2011, 10:51:39 AM »
I am home which beats everything, but the weather has been fucking terrible.  Tornado warnings and hail forever.  WHo gives a shit though, I am HOME!

This was my face reading your post.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2224 on: May 26, 2011, 12:10:20 PM »
Not stoked



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2225 on: May 27, 2011, 10:57:34 AM »
Thanks for the kind words dudes.  WHile I am stoked on being home and with my my wife, I am not stoked on the tornado of terror that happened while we were out last night.  One of the dogs just went crazy after the cat and literally scared the shit and piss out of him.  Not a fun thing to walk into.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2226 on: May 27, 2011, 03:35:11 PM »
stoked and not stoked about the first half of June.

Stoked: going to vegas for almost a week, get home and my bday is a couple days later.

Not Stoked: day after my bday im getting surgery on both knees at the same time. fucking hell.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2227 on: May 27, 2011, 03:45:06 PM »
Just went across the street to do a couple of slappy grinds on my break, as I've done 500 times before.  First one sticks, slice arm open real nice.

and then,

Walk next door to the tattoo shop and get 4 stitches for free. 

Starting the holiday weekend off on a humorous note.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2228 on: May 27, 2011, 04:22:38 PM »


It left me wanting for more.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2229 on: May 27, 2011, 04:29:37 PM »


It left me wanting for more.
You're probably not going to get it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2230 on: May 27, 2011, 05:24:32 PM »
I am home which beats everything, but the weather has been fucking terrible.  Tornado warnings and hail forever.  WHo gives a shit though, I am HOME!

This was my face reading your post.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2231 on: May 27, 2011, 05:37:23 PM »
I am home which beats everything, but the weather has been fucking terrible.  Tornado warnings and hail forever.  WHo gives a shit though, I am HOME!

This was my face reading your post.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2232 on: May 27, 2011, 06:49:35 PM »
Schools Out, got a 100% on my End of Instruction exam and Semester Final in American History.  My favorite teacher that I had last year died of a heart attact Wednesday night.  I enrolled in Criminal  Justice and got accepted into Tech.  Gay though, I dont fucking care about it, my mom is basically forcing me.  Only reason I got accepted is cause my mom and the part time Cop that run it are cool. 
Tornado missed my city by 5 miles. Cool. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2233 on: May 27, 2011, 10:08:47 PM »
You live in Texas?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2234 on: May 27, 2011, 10:14:31 PM »
You live in Texas?

No, I live in the state north of Texas.  Oklahoma

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2235 on: May 27, 2011, 10:21:57 PM »
You live in Texas?

No, I live in the state north of Texas.  Oklahoma
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2238 on: May 27, 2011, 10:47:58 PM »
I am home which beats everything, but the weather has been fucking terrible.  Tornado warnings and hail forever.  WHo gives a shit though, I am HOME!

This was my face reading your post.


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Welcome home hate. Enjoy the soil.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2240 on: May 28, 2011, 10:51:01 AM »
Just ended a pretty long relationship, really bummer on that but aleast I don't have to but up with anymore bullshit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2241 on: May 31, 2011, 09:03:22 AM »
i gotta have surgery on saturday says the doctor

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2242 on: May 31, 2011, 11:42:48 AM »
I recently ended things with the latest girl Ive been seeing. In the middle of the argument, I sent her a picture of my dick and told her to save it because she wont see it again. The next day, my phone was acting up so I decided to take it in to the apple store to get checked out and see if i could fix or replace it. When the girl was trying to figure out what was wrong, she was opening and closing random apps and such, and then she opened My photos. And since the last one I took was the picture of my dick, it was there over the entire screen. It wasnt just a standard dick pic. I didnt feel like getting up and turing on the light so I used the glow of my laptop to take the pic. It was pretty artsy if I may say so myself.  She kind of stopped in her track and calmly said "i'm going to pretend I didnt see that" and continued like a true professional. It was pretty awkward, but I got a brand new phone even though my old one was 30 days past warranty.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2243 on: May 31, 2011, 11:52:22 AM »
soo you didnt get her number? not even after impressing her with your glow-stick?
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2244 on: May 31, 2011, 11:52:49 AM »
Seems like you forgot to attach the photo.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2245 on: May 31, 2011, 04:08:22 PM »
too bad his dick's abp on slap. by him. years ago. bitch
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2246 on: May 31, 2011, 06:52:59 PM »
Slap is to dicks what the KKK is to racism.

and with that, we're back on topic

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2247 on: May 31, 2011, 11:53:49 PM »
cut or uncut?
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2248 on: June 01, 2011, 05:48:50 AM »
too bad his dick's abp on slap. by him. years ago. bitch
Could you at least describe it for me then?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2249 on: June 03, 2011, 12:39:53 PM »
Working overtime tomorrow.