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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2310 on: July 02, 2011, 03:03:40 AM »
Worked all day, skated, needed a beer, it's Canada Day so the Beer Store was closed.  Went by myself to the bar/cafe a few doors down from me.  They have amazing americano, but I'd never checked out the bar scene there.  I walked out my door, heard Joy Division playing from there and thought this is going to be dope.  They were having a Pride Week fundraiser tonite it turns out.  I think I was the only guy there amidst a crowd of lesbians.  Some very attractive lesbians.  I wasn't sure what to do and drank my  beer super fast and left.  I was worried I would look like a pervert.  Maybe someone can give me advice on the next time this sort of thing happens.   

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2311 on: July 02, 2011, 07:27:58 AM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2313 on: July 02, 2011, 10:01:38 AM »
Fuck how did I not think of buying online as an option?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2314 on: July 02, 2011, 04:35:55 PM »
Buying a VX+MK1 for $900. That's $c
900 I should put towards a car, but fuck it. Also the trip to SF I had is not happening. So we're going to NYC instead.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2315 on: July 03, 2011, 02:09:09 AM »
Stoked but not stoked but stoked. Classic stoked but not stoked yet stoked. Long story, read if you must, skip if you dare. Ha.

Went to a Ty Segall show in San Francisco tonight. Shit got pretty rowdy fast. Lots of ''moshing,'' not really my thing, I was just so wasted and rocking out, having a good time, not trying to rough anyone up or bang anyone b/c i have a girlfriend and so on....Notice this little man, Platonic Ideal of the Napoleon Complex, got out of the ''mosh pit'' and was apparently trying to hit on these girls by ''moshing'' them super hard, tough to explain but if you've seen it before maybe you know. So, what the hell, I grab his beanie off his head (that he's wearing indoors, even though it's jam-packed and sweaty in there), he turns around looking for the culprit, sees it's me, does this pussy shove/punch thing, so I throw his cap really far into the crowd, and before I know it, he's clocked my in the jaw, obviously as hard as he could, everyone standing there stunned. So I realize this is my moment to do something I always wanted to do (no, not punch a little guy in his face). Yeah, it's cheesy, it's downright goofy, but I was like, ''Punch me. Punch me in the fucking face. Because that didn't do anything. So go ahead and try again.'' So he took the free shot. It diddnt' do shit, but it must have looked gnarly because everyone near me was pretty freaked out. I should explain that, while not being overly talky and pushy about it, I'm not to into fighting etc., and can't imagine too many situations where I'd want to deck someone, but I often wondered if I could take a punch myself. I would think any man should be able to break a nose/give a black eye/dislodge some teeth with two free shots to the face, but this fella didn't and I'm feeling pretty fucking fine, which i think is a much funnier revenge than ''tracking him down'' or some shit. Although, I had a black eye once and it looked pretty cool, but I guess Napoleon wasn't up to it.

Best part for me: After a bunch of people pushed him to leave, someone saw he came back and was up front, but he was holding his beanie, clutching it real close to his chest, as if to say, ''No more beanie-related arguments tonight, I almost killed a man over my hat already...''

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2316 on: July 03, 2011, 04:01:41 AM »
I think I have a mullet

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2317 on: July 03, 2011, 04:20:15 AM »
Stoked but not stoked but stoked. Classic stoked but not stoked yet stoked. Long story, read if you must, skip if you dare. Ha.

Went to a Ty Segall show in San Francisco tonight. Shit got pretty rowdy fast. Lots of ''moshing,'' not really my thing, I was just so wasted and rocking out, having a good time, not trying to rough anyone up or bang anyone b/c i have a girlfriend and so on....Notice this little man, Platonic Ideal of the Napoleon Complex, got out of the ''mosh pit'' and was apparently trying to hit on these girls by ''moshing'' them super hard, tough to explain but if you've seen it before maybe you know. So, what the hell, I grab his beanie off his head (that he's wearing indoors, even though it's jam-packed and sweaty in there), he turns around looking for the culprit, sees it's me, does this pussy shove/punch thing, so I throw his cap really far into the crowd, and before I know it, he's clocked my in the jaw, obviously as hard as he could, everyone standing there stunned. So I realize this is my moment to do something I always wanted to do (no, not punch a little guy in his face). Yeah, it's cheesy, it's downright goofy, but I was like, ''Punch me. Punch me in the fucking face. Because that didn't do anything. So go ahead and try again.'' So he took the free shot. It diddnt' do shit, but it must have looked gnarly because everyone near me was pretty freaked out. I should explain that, while not being overly talky and pushy about it, I'm not to into fighting etc., and can't imagine too many situations where I'd want to deck someone, but I often wondered if I could take a punch myself. I would think any man should be able to break a nose/give a black eye/dislodge some teeth with two free shots to the face, but this fella didn't and I'm feeling pretty fucking fine, which i think is a much funnier revenge than ''tracking him down'' or some shit. Although, I had a black eye once and it looked pretty cool, but I guess Napoleon wasn't up to it.

Best part for me: After a bunch of people pushed him to leave, someone saw he came back and was up front, but he was holding his beanie, clutching it real close to his chest, as if to say, ''No more beanie-related arguments tonight, I almost killed a man over my hat already...''


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2318 on: July 03, 2011, 04:21:51 PM »
first romantic interest in a couple years, the feeling is mutual so yeah. my stomach isn't used to this tho, got them butterflies, kinda hard to get hungry/eat. need to skate but just started raining. i wish i could stay asleep today


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2319 on: July 03, 2011, 05:22:06 PM »
I think I have a mullet
This.



My friend described my hair as a "Kevin Keegan eighties mullet"


I think I'm more stoked than not stoked on that. Infact I think I'm just plain stoked.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2320 on: July 03, 2011, 08:09:43 PM »
Went to a spot to film a line that I've been wanting to do for a really long time. I landed the line, but I didn't get to film it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2321 on: July 04, 2011, 06:37:15 AM »
Stoked but not stoked but stoked. Classic stoked but not stoked yet stoked. Long story, read if you must, skip if you dare. Ha.

Went to a Ty Segall show in San Francisco tonight. Shit got pretty rowdy fast. Lots of ''moshing,'' not really my thing, I was just so wasted and rocking out, having a good time, not trying to rough anyone up or bang anyone b/c i have a girlfriend and so on....Notice this little man, Platonic Ideal of the Napoleon Complex, got out of the ''mosh pit'' and was apparently trying to hit on these girls by ''moshing'' them super hard, tough to explain but if you've seen it before maybe you know. So, what the hell, I grab his beanie off his head (that he's wearing indoors, even though it's jam-packed and sweaty in there), he turns around looking for the culprit, sees it's me, does this pussy shove/punch thing, so I throw his cap really far into the crowd, and before I know it, he's clocked my in the jaw, obviously as hard as he could, everyone standing there stunned. So I realize this is my moment to do something I always wanted to do (no, not punch a little guy in his face). Yeah, it's cheesy, it's downright goofy, but I was like, ''Punch me. Punch me in the fucking face. Because that didn't do anything. So go ahead and try again.'' So he took the free shot. It diddnt' do shit, but it must have looked gnarly because everyone near me was pretty freaked out. I should explain that, while not being overly talky and pushy about it, I'm not to into fighting etc., and can't imagine too many situations where I'd want to deck someone, but I often wondered if I could take a punch myself. I would think any man should be able to break a nose/give a black eye/dislodge some teeth with two free shots to the face, but this fella didn't and I'm feeling pretty fucking fine, which i think is a much funnier revenge than ''tracking him down'' or some shit. Although, I had a black eye once and it looked pretty cool, but I guess Napoleon wasn't up to it.

Best part for me: After a bunch of people pushed him to leave, someone saw he came back and was up front, but he was holding his beanie, clutching it real close to his chest, as if to say, ''No more beanie-related arguments tonight, I almost killed a man over my hat already...''



I got into a barfight once and after the guy left, his 6'4'' unknownst-to-me buddy walked over and sucker punched me in the mouth.
was like a movie, fell on my ass and slid across the floor but I was fine.  another inch up and he probably would have broken my nose.
 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2322 on: July 04, 2011, 09:43:24 AM »
i have my last big exam at university tomorrow. i'm really not that stoked on answering multiple choice questions for 4 hours straight, but I'm stoked on not having to learn everyday and finally go skate everyday for the next couple of weeks. still i'm nervous as fuck thinking about the exam. anyway, hopefully everything will be fine in 12 hours.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2323 on: July 04, 2011, 09:08:27 PM »
Stoked: Family reunion. Some family members I have never met or did ages ago. Food was fuckin good.

Not stoked: I couldn't stay as long as I wanted because of college work. I couldn't understand most of the adults because they mainly spoke Spanish. My mom had to translate lol.

Good times.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2324 on: July 05, 2011, 08:56:45 AM »
What latin country are you from?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2325 on: July 05, 2011, 10:23:25 AM »
What latin country are you from?
They were from my mom's dads (my grandpa) side. They're from Mexico...Tijuana and Ensenada area.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2326 on: July 05, 2011, 10:29:03 AM »
Skating yesterday in super hot weather with my brother. Took two fucked up slams and I'm deff feeling them today. Being around my family alone again. Starting at square one all over again. Last fucking time.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2327 on: July 05, 2011, 01:27:08 PM »
so im walking back to work on my lunch break and i hear someone honking there horn and think nothing of it, a couple seconds later i notice its a car full of very attractive girls honking and waving at me as they drive by. the driver was soooooooo fine that the way she waved at me was sexy. pretty stoked on that confidence booster since ive been feeling pretty lousy and havent gotten with a girl in a bit, not stoked on the fact ill probably never encounter her again and it frustrated me at work thinking about it. still relatively stoked on it though

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2328 on: July 05, 2011, 06:55:03 PM »
Slept with a 41 year old milf last night. And slamming whiskey cokes right now.

But I miss my ex.
I'm drunk.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2329 on: July 06, 2011, 10:43:06 PM »
so im walking back to work on my lunch break and i hear someone honking there horn and think nothing of it, a couple seconds later i notice its a car full of very attractive girls honking and waving at me as they drive by. the driver was soooooooo fine that the way she waved at me was sexy. pretty stoked on that confidence booster since ive been feeling pretty lousy and havent gotten with a girl in a bit, not stoked on the fact ill probably never encounter her again and it frustrated me at work thinking about it. still relatively stoked on it though

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« Reply #2330 on: July 07, 2011, 02:36:39 PM »
So I was at the lake earlier, beautiful hot day, lots of people..  I was just floating on my back, a good distance from the crowd.. when I thought "How sweet would it be to turn this into a skinny dip?"

Let me tell you guys one thing... putting a bathing suit back on while treading water is fucking hard.  Can't remember the last time I felt fear like that.  "Drown or have 100+ people see my shriveled Johnson"... by the grace of god I managed to get both legs in and swim back.  WHEW.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2331 on: July 07, 2011, 04:49:14 PM »
Got a first in my first year of Uni.

Not stoked on the fact that the first year of Uni doesn't even fucking count towards my degree.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2332 on: July 08, 2011, 07:55:47 AM »
got surgery a week ago on my shoulder, thought it was going to be a month out of commission, but its actually 2. i cant really do anything active for these 2 months, but i do get to collect that disability money...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2333 on: July 12, 2011, 11:22:02 PM »
I keep having this "small world" experience that is currently racking my brain.

About 3 weeks ago, at around 1 in the morning, my sister asks me to go to the store for her and get ice cream. Normally I'd tell her to fuck off and go get it herself, but something made me oblige. I head out to the Hess up the street, and when I arrive, the only other person there was this absolutely beautiful girl. Looked to be about roughly my age, a little shorter than me (which is hard to come by, because I stand at a towering 5'5"), black hair, nose pierced, and covered in tattoos. I mean full out, she's got a super intricate chestpiece and everything. Her beautiful blue eyes stared straight into my soul, until we parted ways. Of course, being the pussy I am, I couldn't get a word out. I went back to my truck and watched her drive off, thinking I'd never see this beautiful tattooed girl again.

About an hour ago, I get a call from my buddy, telling me he's stranded a couple towns over and needs a ride home from a party. It's pretty late and I have shit to do early tomorrow, but he also has a job interview in the morning and I don't want him to fuck it up and miss it, so I agree to come get him. Before I get to my buddy, I again stop at Hess and pull up to the pump. I get out of my truck, and what do I see in front of me but the same girl's truck I saw a few weeks back. It felt like my heart fell into my stomach, I couldn't even believe that again, at the most obscure hour, this girl is back in my sights. I head in to pay for my gas, and there she is, right in front of me. She turns around briefly, then shoots back for a double take at me with a glance that literally froze me in my tracks. Staring at me for about 5 seconds with the brightest blue eyes I've ever seen, all I could muster up was a smirk. She payed for whatever she bought, and left. I fumbled with my wallet when I got to the counter to pay for my gas and proceeded out to the pump. I walk past her truck and see she's with a friend. They mumble something I couldn't hear, and pull off before I recollect my brain in order to say anything.

So, in short, I keep running into the same stunning, tattooed girl at the strangest hours of the night when it's just the old Indian man at the counter, her, and myself. Hopefully I didn't blow it by choking on my own thoughts and she'll turn up again so I can finally cough out a coherent sentence.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2334 on: July 13, 2011, 06:26:56 AM »
I'm up at a stupid hour waiting to take my dad into the airport, haven't gotten any full REM sleep at an point tonight.

But I just got a Txt from a buddy who moved to NY, and he's like 90% sure he just saw Gonz. It ain't much, but it'll have to do.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2335 on: July 13, 2011, 06:55:56 AM »
I keep having this "small world" experience that is currently racking my brain.

About 3 weeks ago, at around 1 in the morning, my sister asks me to go to the store for her and get ice cream. Normally I'd tell her to fuck off and go get it herself, but something made me oblige. I head out to the Hess up the street, and when I arrive, the only other person there was this absolutely beautiful girl. Looked to be about roughly my age, a little shorter than me (which is hard to come by, because I stand at a towering 5'5"), black hair, nose pierced, and covered in tattoos. I mean full out, she's got a super intricate chestpiece and everything. Her beautiful blue eyes stared straight into my soul, until we parted ways. Of course, being the pussy I am, I couldn't get a word out. I went back to my truck and watched her drive off, thinking I'd never see this beautiful tattooed girl again.

About an hour ago, I get a call from my buddy, telling me he's stranded a couple towns over and needs a ride home from a party. It's pretty late and I have shit to do early tomorrow, but he also has a job interview in the morning and I don't want him to fuck it up and miss it, so I agree to come get him. Before I get to my buddy, I again stop at Hess and pull up to the pump. I get out of my truck, and what do I see in front of me but the same girl's truck I saw a few weeks back. It felt like my heart fell into my stomach, I couldn't even believe that again, at the most obscure hour, this girl is back in my sights. I head in to pay for my gas, and there she is, right in front of me. She turns around briefly, then shoots back for a double take at me with a glance that literally froze me in my tracks. Staring at me for about 5 seconds with the brightest blue eyes I've ever seen, all I could muster up was a smirk. She payed for whatever she bought, and left. I fumbled with my wallet when I got to the counter to pay for my gas and proceeded out to the pump. I walk past her truck and see she's with a friend. They mumble something I couldn't hear, and pull off before I recollect my brain in order to say anything.

So, in short, I keep running into the same stunning, tattooed girl at the strangest hours of the night when it's just the old Indian man at the counter, her, and myself. Hopefully I didn't blow it by choking on my own thoughts and she'll turn up again so I can finally cough out a coherent sentence.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2336 on: July 14, 2011, 03:21:08 PM »
Working on my day off tomorrow, its only for like five hours and its overtime, but not stoked I got to get up at 5:30.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2337 on: July 14, 2011, 04:42:11 PM »
last 2 decks I got for free for doing favors for people, but they both fucking sucked.

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« Reply #2338 on: July 14, 2011, 05:13:28 PM »
landed my first few fakie hardflips today first try randomly and they felt fucking fantasticc, like they flipped real prefect and caught them bolts, was loving it, till about an hour later when id lost them :(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2339 on: July 14, 2011, 09:22:58 PM »
So I was at the lake earlier, beautiful hot day, lots of people..  I was just floating on my back, a good distance from the crowd.. when I thought "How sweet would it be to turn this into a skinny dip?"

Let me tell you guys one thing... putting a bathing suit back on while treading water is fucking hard.  Can't remember the last time I felt fear like that.  "Drown or have 100+ people see my shriveled Johnson"... by the grace of god I managed to get both legs in and swim back.  WHEW.
this made me laugh. a lot. thank you.