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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2460 on: September 25, 2011, 06:14:30 AM »
Got the next few days off work. Not stoked that the reason I have time off is because last night I fell headfirst off a two metre drop, knocked myself out, somehow managed to fuck my knee up to the point of not being to walk, and pretty much my whole body is hurting now. Oh and I work full time but I don't get paid if i don't work. Stoked.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2461 on: September 25, 2011, 06:41:10 AM »
you have strange ways of saying "i?m fapping right now."
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more a case of, "why does this not happen to me?"

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2462 on: September 25, 2011, 08:23:19 AM »
Quit smoking weed the other day. Used to smoke every day for as long as I can remember but had to stop for a job. Not stoked on watching movies and skate vids sober but my dreams are vivid as fuck though. If only I could make them lucid...

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« Reply #2463 on: September 25, 2011, 08:27:05 PM »
^^^^ Good luck dude. I had the same thing with the vivid dreams. Had some fucking crazy ones. In fact I still do. As of yesterday I haven't smoked for 6 weeks (after smoking hard for 10 years).

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« Reply #2464 on: September 26, 2011, 09:16:03 AM »
Quit smoking weed the other day. Used to smoke every day for as long as I can remember but had to stop for a job. Not stoked on watching movies and skate vids sober but my dreams are vivid as fuck though. If only I could make them lucid...
It gets easier after a month or so. And you'll feel loads better when you wake up, it won't feel like you just climbed out of sludge.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2465 on: September 27, 2011, 10:21:07 AM »
Not stoked on Job interview that Im probably gonna fuck up tommorow at one bank, stoked on that Im going on a trip with my girlfriend to Prague from Thursday to Sunday.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2466 on: September 27, 2011, 02:31:42 PM »
how possessed Larry Bird looks in that stupid nba 2k banner up there ^
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« Reply #2467 on: September 27, 2011, 03:06:06 PM »
how possessed Larry Bird looks in that stupid nba 2k banner up there ^

I was thinking the same thing. He looks fuckin scary.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2468 on: September 27, 2011, 08:56:56 PM »
Not stoked on Job interview that Im probably gonna fuck up tommorow at one bank, stoked on that Im going on a trip with my girlfriend to Prague from Thursday to Sunday.
Think positive before the interview, thinking negatively will most likely result in you messing up. good luck.


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« Reply #2469 on: September 28, 2011, 10:54:36 PM »
BAY AREA PALS/EXPERIENCED HOME..renters?
my good friend who lives with his aunt is the VP at the food packaging company he works for near chicago. Today she offered him a job as a driver out in San Francisco and also asked if he knew anyone willing to do the same thing. so he asked me. the job pays 15 dollars an hour. i'm very interested, there's just a few things i'm worried about. i'm 18 years old. no credit. i don't know how easy it will be to get a place. but if i'm renting i won't need credit right? i'm really just all around confused and i need some advice. i just know i'd be perfectly content living in sunny san fran working 30+ hours and possibly struggling a bit over this dump of a town. i have nothing left here, no friends, shit job. not attending school. any help is appreciated

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2470 on: September 29, 2011, 01:20:55 PM »
having to fart while getting head or a hj
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2471 on: September 29, 2011, 04:44:57 PM »
BAY AREA PALS/EXPERIENCED HOME..renters?
my good friend who lives with his aunt is the VP at the food packaging company he works for near chicago. Today she offered him a job as a driver out in San Francisco and also asked if he knew anyone willing to do the same thing. so he asked me. the job pays 15 dollars an hour. i'm very interested, there's just a few things i'm worried about. i'm 18 years old. no credit. i don't know how easy it will be to get a place. but if i'm renting i won't need credit right? i'm really just all around confused and i need some advice. i just know i'd be perfectly content living in sunny san fran working 30+ hours and possibly struggling a bit over this dump of a town. i have nothing left here, no friends, shit job. not attending school. any help is appreciated
You need credit. Leasers will do credit checks. And as of right now, finding a cheap place might be difficult, my lease agent said prices are on the rise and hard to find, but she might've been trying to scare me into staying with my lease. Also if you're trying to find a place just for you it'll be pretty expensive. If you find a place with your friend you might be able to split a one bedroom for somewhat cheaper. Good luck though, do research and approach it with a level head and you can probably find a place alright.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2472 on: September 29, 2011, 10:42:33 PM »
i just found out today we have a co signer  :) that's what i'm mostly worried about is finding a place. we're definitely sharing a place. he already has a grand for a down payment and i could hopefully put up the rest. only thing i'm not stoked on is not seeing my family for the season...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2473 on: September 30, 2011, 05:12:26 AM »
Stoked: Moving to Milano tomorrow , nice weather , new job , amazing skate spots , new adventures , girls and epic drinking


Not Stoked: No more vacation , working pretty much every day , stressed out , no sleep , find new place to live , just busting my fucking ass everyday .




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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2474 on: October 05, 2011, 06:04:05 AM »
Homecoming "Spirit Week" at my high school, and today is pajama day..  Morning wood is killing it right now.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2475 on: October 05, 2011, 06:33:01 AM »
Homecoming "Spirit Week" at my high school, and today is pajama day..  Morning wood is killing it right now.
Waistband that shit dawg!
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2476 on: October 05, 2011, 08:37:53 AM »
You know it, nuggah

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« Reply #2477 on: October 06, 2011, 02:07:42 PM »
Oh the waistband trick! Takes me back to the fresh year of 9th grade when a boy named Mitchell tried such a maneuver. Mitchell was called to the front of the class during Teen Leadership. Wearing his basketball shorts, his boner thrusted downward like someone kicking down the door. His shorts fell short down his waist and his skin flute was there for everyone to see. Not a pretty site. So double enforce that shit with your skater belts, aka the shoelace.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2478 on: October 07, 2011, 11:53:42 PM »
So I hit my wizard status, but everyone's asleep. What do I do?
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2479 on: October 08, 2011, 08:55:39 AM »
This term is almost over, but I have so much work to finish.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2480 on: October 08, 2011, 08:43:11 PM »
went to a party got super fucked up and bought some weed.However, on the other hand my friend/roomate went to the skatepark earlier in the evening and was upset when he found out we were at said party and told my friend to come pick him up. We're decide no..because like, he missed the oportunity, he decided skatepark and we went to a party. I dont know if im making sense im still high/drunk. but hes always telling my friend to come pick him up all the fucking time. no matter what hes doing

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2481 on: October 08, 2011, 09:34:59 PM »
First date thing with this chick Ive known for awhile went pretty good..  Dunno if Ill keep trying to start anything though..  I JUST WANTED PUSSY BITCB

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2482 on: October 12, 2011, 05:52:52 PM »
chris cole is on tv

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2483 on: October 17, 2011, 05:35:41 AM »
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« Reply #2484 on: October 17, 2011, 07:34:36 PM »
My radio is broken and it started to rain before I got out of work.

Bought new jeans, played my iPod on the speakers at work , and going to drink beer with my bud.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2485 on: October 18, 2011, 10:49:27 AM »
everytime i listen to the new Mayer Hawthorne album, i get horny.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2486 on: October 20, 2011, 04:05:55 PM »
Used my new laptop on the can for the first time.... to bad it was diarrhea.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2487 on: October 26, 2011, 04:32:10 PM »
Getting a gameboy emulator on my phone and playing pokemon gold.  It is taking up a lot of my free time.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2489 on: October 27, 2011, 03:35:05 AM »
So, I work at a club, and sometime my job includes kicking people out. Tonight there was a guy that spit whiskey in my face, who we had to kick out multiple times. That sucked but, it's funny seeing a drunk shit talker cowering in fear and trying to run. The collar and belt, grab and toss is always satisfying.
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