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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2520 on: November 19, 2011, 03:43:47 PM »
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« Reply #2521 on: November 19, 2011, 07:33:23 PM »
I asked a woman on a date tonight! So hyped as I have been single for 6 months now and have been blowing it with women in this time. I am 26 and got a date with a 35 year old yoga teacher. I am not stoked on the fact that I have no idea of how to swoon a 35 year old woman. Wish me luck.

is she Your yoga teacher? if so, talk about that stuff. Most of all, be genuine to yourself. I'm your age and figured this out recently. Trying to make a woman swoon never works. If you're trying to get some, be up front about it and see where it goes. She's a yoga teacher, 36 years old, chances are, are that she knows whats up. is it a date trying to get into a long term relationship? probably not... if that's the case, then be genuine about your intentions and it will be a good time.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2522 on: November 19, 2011, 07:43:28 PM »
I asked a woman on a date tonight! So hyped as I have been single for 6 months now and have been blowing it with women in this time. I am 26 and got a date with a 35 year old yoga teacher. I am not stoked on the fact that I have no idea of how to swoon a 35 year old woman. Wish me luck.

is she Your yoga teacher? if so, talk about that stuff. Most of all, be genuine to yourself. I'm your age and figured this out recently. Trying to make a woman swoon never works. If you're trying to get some, be up front about it and see where it goes. She's a yoga teacher, 36 years old, chances are, are that she knows whats up. is it a date trying to get into a long term relationship? probably not... if that's the case, then be genuine about your intentions and it will be a good time.
Didn't expect an honest answer like this haha. She isn't my yoga instructor, I just met her at a party. By swoon I didn't necessarily mean get laid and I am curious to see where it can go. Thanks for the advice.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2523 on: November 22, 2011, 10:42:04 AM »
So i met these skatepark whores the other night, anyway got talking to two and I dont know what to do. One of them is actually hot and interesting, so could be something there. However, the other is ok, a bit chubby, but openly said she will come to my house on saturday and suck my dick as a birthday present (being on thursday). What should I do? They dont go to the same school but are friends so getting sucked off by the slightly brass one might lead to fucking it up with the hot one. DECISIONS!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2524 on: November 22, 2011, 11:09:15 AM »
So i met these skatepark whores the other night, anyway got talking to two and I dont know what to do. One of them is actually hot and interesting, so could be something there. However, the other is ok, a bit chubby, but openly said she will come to my house on saturday and suck my dick as a birthday present (being on thursday). What should I do? They dont go to the same school but are friends so getting sucked off by the slightly brass one might lead to fucking it up with the hot one. DECISIONS!
Ooh that's a tough one. Invite em both over!
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2525 on: November 22, 2011, 09:21:30 PM »
Forced myself to stay in the house tonight, as I've been getting sloppy and retardedly drunk for almost a week and a half.
Made some prints, recorded some music, but I don't think I remember how to fall asleep sober.

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« Reply #2526 on: November 22, 2011, 10:10:28 PM »
Forced myself to stay in the house tonight, as I've been getting sloppy and retardedly drunk for almost a week and a half.
Made some prints, recorded some music, but I don't think I remember how to fall asleep sober.

I am right fucking there! it suuuuucks.

also work tomorrow, off at 3pm  :)

but up at 6am  :(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2527 on: November 22, 2011, 10:50:26 PM »
I just applied for a job with the Omaha Fire Department. It took my attention away from Lebowski.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2528 on: November 23, 2011, 09:19:43 AM »
Forced myself to stay in the house tonight, as I've been getting sloppy and retardedly drunk for almost a week and a half.
Made some prints, recorded some music, but I don't think I remember how to fall asleep sober.

I am right fucking there! it suuuuucks.

also work tomorrow, off at 3pm  :)

but up at 6am  :(

So I ended up smoking a little pot and watching 2001:a space odyssey, and I had one of the longest and most vivid dreams of my life! It had monkeys skating a pool, landslides destroying a town, house parties, my friend and I riding a hover craft through a private yatch club party and trying to steal chicken wings but getting chased out to Bob Segar's "I feel like a number", then at the end I got a blow job from Carmen Electra and even blew a load in her face! Turns out I also blew one in my boxers.

It was totally worth it though, best dream I've had in a long time, I had to write the whole thing down as soon as I got up.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2529 on: November 23, 2011, 10:14:37 AM »
morning cigarette

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2530 on: November 23, 2011, 10:22:47 AM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2531 on: November 23, 2011, 03:58:19 PM »
Just officially had my last wank of legally being a child  :'(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2532 on: November 24, 2011, 06:36:19 PM »
Went out to our hometown bars last night for a tradition home for the holidays reunion. This was the first time I have seen my classmates from high school since pretty much the day I graduated.  Was worried it would be hella awkward and weird but everything was awesome, got drinks bought for me all night, got my dilly sucked in the mens bathroom by an ex girlfriend and requested r.kelly to the dj and every one got super hyped.

not stoked- Saw one of my moms bestfriends husband with another girl making out.  Just straight up cheating on his wife in front of me.  Also had to work at 8 this morning. So hungover for family thanksgiving

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2533 on: November 24, 2011, 07:42:41 PM »
Stoked:Kinda met this girl Im really stoked on . Shes super cute and a really smart person with cool job and nice hobbies and interests . And maybe most important she loves food , wine and has a good taste in music .


Not Stoked: After a really horrible break up with my ex fiance afew years ago . Ive become super nervous , edgy and paranoid about girls behavior . Every time I dont talk to her or get ignored on text messages or FB . I super paranoid about her dating other guys or not being stoked on me anymore and stuff like that .  


This early its no big deal , since we aint together together , however I find my brain ghosts about girls cheating and leaving me because of pretty much anything . Makes it hard to date or be in a relationship . Specialy cause I get super jelous when I see her talking to other dudes or her going out partying .  

Only saving grace is that I keep these thoughts and jelousy  locked up in my head or in this case on Slap . And never tell the girls or  these things  effect my behavior or moods .
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2534 on: November 24, 2011, 11:18:39 PM »
went to the midnight opening of best buy for some odd reason.
My main intention was to get zelda because it came with a $10 gift certificate; did not happen.
Walked away with sopranos season 6 on dvd for $20

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2535 on: November 28, 2011, 06:50:19 AM »
Got shit ripped at karaoke last night and went home with an ex. She kept me up all night long asking why I went home with her and why I didn't want to talk or look at her. Finally passed out, woke up early this morning, made up a lie about helping a friend move all day, and as I was making my shameful exit, saw my copy of The Thing on dvd on her book shelf.
Whammy! All worth it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2536 on: November 29, 2011, 12:09:57 PM »
I woke up to the rare and elusive pre-work 7:00am BJ this morning. About 5 minutes in I hear "what the fuck? is that what I think it is?"...Yup, I had a bloated tick embedded in my left nut. Definitely a mood spoiler.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2537 on: November 29, 2011, 05:37:21 PM »
not having a job.

He always has a smile on his face so he's gotta be making 6 figures

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2538 on: November 29, 2011, 06:13:22 PM »
Stoked: my mom's generation killed it so hard.



Not stoked: my generation is blowing it.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2539 on: November 29, 2011, 07:36:43 PM »
Last night I got a contest email from Sirius/XM that was basically a first-click and you (and a guest) win it sort've deal to see Jay-Z and Kayne in New Orleans. Well, I habitually enter challenge-type contests (art, design, animation, vid, essays, OIAM hehe, shit like this)... almost obsessively. I've also won a lot of random shit over the years... anyway, I wound up fucking winning a couple of spots at the arena, but I knew I couldn't go when I entered because me, DevilOnEnzyte, and another buddy have skate plans that morning and there's no way I'm bailing on that (it's our pal's first time back on board after recouping from an injury).

Not bummed on the circumstances, but I am bummed that I'm missing what should be a pretty cool show. If it had been a Friday show it would have been on. Anyway, early this morning I contacted the lady at Sirius and free'd back up a couple of spots for the contest. Had they been transferable I would have given them to homies or hocked them to strangers. I guess that's a two for two on the stoke/not stoked.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2540 on: November 30, 2011, 01:50:25 AM »
Stoked: my mom's generation killed it so hard.



Not stoked: my generation is blowing it.
When people say this they're really saying "I'm blowing it"

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2541 on: November 30, 2011, 03:00:12 AM »
Exactly.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2542 on: December 01, 2011, 07:16:08 PM »
appyling to colleges , shits scary yo :o
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2543 on: December 02, 2011, 02:12:27 PM »
I woke up to the rare and elusive pre-work 7:00am BJ this morning. About 5 minutes in I hear "what the fuck? is that what I think it is?"...Yup, I had a bloated tick embedded in my left nut. Definitely a mood spoiler.

 :o

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2544 on: December 02, 2011, 02:52:44 PM »
Barely learned any tricks all year, after skating almost every day during the summer. Now that I skate once every two weeks or so, i've learnt 4 tricks in the last 2 sessions. Its great but frustrating
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2545 on: December 02, 2011, 08:58:18 PM »
Got quite a job opportunity, as comes with all big change, I'm quite anxious about it. I know I will regret it if I don't take the chance though and keep working my shitty safe job


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2546 on: December 03, 2011, 01:52:34 AM »
had a great night with friends and fam.
rode the bike a lot.

was driving a drunk friend in his car while he was out in the back seat. got pulled over because we were turning around behind a department store to avoid a road block.

was not ok as far as legality goes, had trees on me and alcohol in me.

was asked to do a filed sobriety test at 230AM. conversed well with the cops. got my herb confiscated and was told to be ok and have a good night. the cops were cool.

thank goodness. i cant afford an OUI at my place in my life.

hah, i drive so rarely, let alone while partying at all. Reaffirms why i ride my steed when i go out.

drive safe guys!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2547 on: December 04, 2011, 09:03:07 AM »
got piss drunk last night & hooked up with my friend's sister. wondering what to do.

He always has a smile on his face so he's gotta be making 6 figures

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2548 on: December 04, 2011, 09:12:42 AM »
got piss drunk last night & hooked up with my friend's sister. wondering what to do.
do it again, duh
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2549 on: December 04, 2011, 09:25:58 AM »
got piss drunk last night & hooked up with my friend's sister. wondering what to do.
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