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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2850 on: September 26, 2012, 04:15:37 PM »
stoked on the fact that i did a really nice feeling backlip on a miniramp today.

not stoked that i twisted my leg/knee while slamming when i attempted to do a second one. right lower leg is completely sore and my knee hurts and feels weird...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2851 on: September 28, 2012, 03:36:03 PM »
Wrecked my car today on the motorway. Some fucking truck driver rammed me. I am really stoked to have survived it without any injuries, fuck, I even am stoked to be alive after that shit. Not so stoked on not having a car anymore tough.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2852 on: September 28, 2012, 03:42:01 PM »
^

stoked for you getting out of that alive, too. had two car wrecks already and one was really gnarly. always came out fine though.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2853 on: September 28, 2012, 04:51:03 PM »
Saw ariel pink last night, he looked 10 years older than when I saw him last year.he was super duper fucked up too, near trainwreck.it was a great show but it felt like the end of something good
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2854 on: September 29, 2012, 12:40:29 AM »
Fox News accidentally aired a guy shooting himself

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2855 on: September 29, 2012, 06:56:17 AM »
Going to Hawaii for work next week.  Stoked on the trip.  We're working on Ohau and the Big Island.  Not stoked on a 10 hour plane ride and that our client there is super demanding.  I'll be working in offices such long hours I won't get to see/do much.  It's going to be work-dinner/drinks/sleep/repeat.  I may try to stay over next weekend. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2856 on: September 30, 2012, 10:24:11 AM »
Going to the A's game and tailgating for my buddy's 30th. I'm a huge Giants fan. 

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Not stoked on dumb sunglass companies.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2857 on: September 30, 2012, 04:14:07 PM »
a guy tried to convince me that cannibal holocaust was made by the south park guys
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2858 on: September 30, 2012, 05:15:56 PM »
watched the last episode of doctor who, really not stoked on karen and arthur leaving the show, so very nearly cried at their exit, they've been terrific companions, but stoked on where the show will go now.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2859 on: October 02, 2012, 05:55:49 AM »
Smoking this



They are too easy to smoke/ tasty/ affordable so that you are immediately addicted.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2860 on: October 04, 2012, 02:29:23 PM »
My best friend since I was 5 years old just went into detox for heroin. I'm stoked that he's finally getting help because he's been fucked up for a while now but I'm not stoked that things ever got to this point.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2861 on: October 05, 2012, 06:25:29 PM »
Trying to go out and drink some beers, but all of the homies are out of town at a show. I hate going to the bar alone, but I did hear about a wedding party at some bar, so maybe I will just do a solo weirdo sesh tonight.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2862 on: October 06, 2012, 10:32:28 AM »
Some skate-related stuff in there. I'm wondering why somebody could be interested in this type of stuff though, and what is it good for?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2863 on: October 06, 2012, 12:02:59 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2864 on: October 06, 2012, 10:11:47 PM »
chicks diggin me tonight.

me being an idiot not hooking up with any of those chicks. so many fucks not given today i feel like i'm on some morissey type shit.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2865 on: October 08, 2012, 05:45:42 PM »
chicks diggin me tonight.

me being an idiot not hooking up with any of those chicks. so many fucks not given today i feel like i'm on some morissey type shit.

you silly suedehead


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2866 on: October 09, 2012, 05:45:42 AM »
chicks diggin me tonight.

me being an idiot not hooking up with any of those chicks. so many fucks not given today i feel like i'm on some morissey type shit.

Sexuality is not an on/off switch... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2867 on: October 15, 2012, 09:56:59 PM »
there's this cute chick that works where i do, but i suck with girls, and i cant even get a good chance to talk to her...dumb shit...but it irks me, cuz shes mad cute n shit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2868 on: October 16, 2012, 10:02:56 AM »
Nothing to do today. At 2 I can buy World Series tickets. Going to go start laundry and skate a red curb until then.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2869 on: October 16, 2012, 02:28:24 PM »
there's this cute chick that works where i do, but i suck with girls, and i cant even get a good chance to talk to her...dumb shit...but it irks me, cuz shes mad cute n shit

just make it happen. if you want it bad enough, not being good with girls is no of a reason to let it slip.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2870 on: October 16, 2012, 04:04:13 PM »
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there's this cute chick that works where i do, but i suck with girls, and i cant even get a good chance to talk to her...dumb shit...but it irks me, cuz shes mad cute n shit
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just make it happen. if you want it bad enough, not being good with girls is no of a reason to let it slip.
Just do it man. You gotta just make a move.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2871 on: October 17, 2012, 11:57:28 PM »
I'm out and no one gives a shit. Later.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2872 on: October 18, 2012, 06:51:26 PM »
some inspirational quotes from my coworkers

fuck obama, nigger aint done shit.

so i say to her, "you fuck niggers? cuz that'd be a damn shame since you're such a beautiful woman"

damn bro that chick is fucking stacked (this girl was probably a freshman at the high school were working at. he basically screamed it too)

thats one hot ass bitch right there. (young girl again)

this dude was telling a story of his wife smoking meth and him yelling at her, so she comes at him with a bat and he knocks the shit out of her and screams BA BOOM as he shows the combo he used, this dude is like 65 years old and was locked up for a couple weeks for it.




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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2873 on: October 19, 2012, 04:40:07 PM »
I'm out and no one gives a shit. Later.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2874 on: October 20, 2012, 11:08:58 AM »
saw bake and destroy at kcdc last night
shook hands with brayden
too awkward to ask for a picture
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2875 on: October 20, 2012, 07:57:46 PM »
whoa was just at a friends party at a vip club where a shit load of $300 bottles of grey goose / champage were consumed and bouncers were shaking your hand + taking ur coat... this is wat damn wealth tastes like + i was a sucka for it, but damn its pretty effed up rly. .
this chick just got a louis 14th versailles palace statue renovated in her name for bday... wtf lol  ???  :D

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2876 on: October 29, 2012, 02:26:39 PM »
ok, went out on a pseudo-date with this chick the other day.  she's pretty hot, with a white girl booty the size of a watermelon.  anyway, about half way through the night, she pulls me aside and says "if we're going to be hanging out, I've got to tell you something.  I was born with only one hand..."  and then she pulls this thing out.  it wasn't just a missing hand, there were a couple little finger/claw things sticking out that had fingernails (they were painted).  At the time I told here that it was no problem, but the more i think about it the more its fucking me up.  not sure what i should do
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2877 on: October 29, 2012, 02:34:20 PM »
ok, went out on a pseudo-date with this chick the other day.  she's pretty hot, with a white girl booty the size of a watermelon.  anyway, about half way through the night, she pulls me aside and says "if we're going to be hanging out, I've got to tell you something.  I was born with only one hand..."  and then she pulls this thing out.  it wasn't just a missing hand, there were a couple little finger/claw things sticking out that had fingernails (they were painted).  At the time I told here that it was no problem, but the more i think about it the more its fucking me up.  not sure what i should do

If she's a babe she's a babe.  If Miranada Kerr had a hand like that she's still be a babe, it could end up being cute.  Would you say "That girls face  is freakshow, but her hands are perfect!" You sound a bit like George Costanza, but it's understandable.  Go out some more, she might be sick in all aspects, except for that one flaw.  It could be way worse.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2878 on: October 29, 2012, 02:55:34 PM »
there's more to the story.  she also admitted to loving dubstep.  don't know which is worse quite frankly.  definitely gonna give it a go though, and at least try to smash.  the booty is seriously other level.
« Last Edit: October 29, 2012, 02:57:34 PM by augustmoon »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2879 on: October 29, 2012, 03:04:30 PM »
hahaha i'm pretty sure she's going to end up being pretty terrible.


haven't been able to stop thinking about the "wanking claw" bit from the Brittish office
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