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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2940 on: November 30, 2012, 11:21:07 AM »
Able to come home for a few days before I begin exams on the 6th, I get home and my parents tell me that my car is getting repaired and it's been in the shop for the past week.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2941 on: November 30, 2012, 09:26:27 PM »
just got a fat paycheck, that i was planning to save to spend for a tattoo on my birthday, but had to use it all to pay back my friend. Oh well, i guess it feels better to be out of debt.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2942 on: December 01, 2012, 04:03:41 AM »
Having a hard time falling asleep, just sharted in the shower.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2943 on: December 01, 2012, 04:12:27 AM »
Having a hard time falling asleep, just sharted in the shower.
good night slap.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2944 on: December 03, 2012, 01:31:36 PM »
This is the ditch down the street from me, seen here with Reynolds.  He ollied up that in the Deathwish video.

This happened today in the same ditch, at the other end of the block.  Guy got run off the road by another car.  He Gost.

Just kidding, he lived.
Check out Miley Cyrus' nipple.

Here's another.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2945 on: December 03, 2012, 02:22:03 PM »
+1

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2946 on: December 03, 2012, 09:08:33 PM »
Working almost everyday in the middle of cold ass nowhere and not skating but 4 months from now I will have my school fully paid for and a nice 3 month trip to Spain. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2947 on: December 04, 2012, 05:14:56 AM »
Just got back to Canada with no job after living in Australia for the past year and working in a lovely restaurant/wine bar.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2949 on: December 06, 2012, 01:27:45 PM »
almost had a wet dream last night

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2950 on: December 06, 2012, 03:03:18 PM »
almost had a wet dream last night

Please explain.

Once I didn't jack dick for 7 months.  During one afternoon summer nap, I was having a sexual dream and I woke up thinking I was having a wet dream.  Turned out I just pissed the bed.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2951 on: December 06, 2012, 04:05:02 PM »
There's a crucial point in wet dreams where ur about to cum and cuz ur dicks grown so much and it seems so real its really easy to wake up right before u blow tha load.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2952 on: December 06, 2012, 04:15:50 PM »
So last night my room mate informs me that he is putting a bag in the bathroom trash can so we can finally stop flushing things down the turlet that aren't supposed to be flushed. So I ask him what he's been flushing that he's not supposed to be flushing and his response was toilet paper. So obviously my reaction is you're fucking kidding me right? Turns out that since we've been living together he's been throwing his toilet paper away and been doing this all his life. I didn't believe him at first and it took me a few minutes to realize he wasn't kidding. Not stoked because thats obviously disgusting and stoked because its pretty fucking funny.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2953 on: December 06, 2012, 04:36:44 PM »
that's how many many countries do it.if there's bad plumbing infrastructure then the pipes get jammed.aside from mega cities, all of central america has garbage cans for toilet paper.and yea it gets gross.when I came back from there I told my brother that and he started doing it at home but I busted him and convinced him how gross it was.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2954 on: December 06, 2012, 04:47:57 PM »
Yeah both of his parents are from Honduras but I has just never heard of anyone doing that around here. Also funny because today my girlfriend and I went to visit him at the cafe he works at and he told me how he had to take a lightning shit since he was the only one who was working at the time. Another customer came in and used the rest room only to inform us that the toilet was clogged.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2955 on: December 06, 2012, 05:23:05 PM »
Have a job interview tomorrow.  If I get it I will be stoked cause I need money.  The down side is that it's 12 hour shifts, which means I will be way too tired to skate.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2956 on: December 06, 2012, 08:05:06 PM »
There's a crucial point in wet dreams where ur about to cum and cuz ur dicks grown so much and it seems so real its really easy to wake up right before u blow tha load.

Yup that's exactly what happened. I was doing it with my ex-roommates beautiful, big-nosed girlfriend. He went out to get food and it was just me and her alone. It was fucking perfect. Like I could literally see my dick going in and out of her. Then right as I was about to cum in her, I woke up with a raging boner full of disappointment.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2957 on: December 06, 2012, 08:14:16 PM »
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almost had a wet dream last night
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Please explain.

Once I didn't jack dick for 7 months.  During one afternoon summer nap, I was having a sexual dream and I woke up thinking I was having a wet dream.  Turned out I just pissed the bed.

Man that sucks. My friend has some serious Christian buddies that somehow abstain from jacking it and they told him they have wet dreams all the time. These guys are in their late 20s

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2958 on: December 06, 2012, 08:45:11 PM »
Smoked a blunt with my homies and then we watched Pretty Sweet. However, now my earbuds for my laptop are missing...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2959 on: December 07, 2012, 12:04:07 AM »
Right now I'm working a benefit dance party for a group called "clowns without borders". Its all furries. Its like I'm in a dubstep remix of the musical Cats.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2960 on: December 08, 2012, 06:00:29 AM »
hefty coke bender

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2961 on: December 10, 2012, 12:06:49 AM »
Right now I'm working a benefit dance party for a group called "clowns without borders". Its all furries. Its like I'm in a dubstep remix of the musical Cats.
gawdam furries, this sounds like hell. 

there's a couple of people I went to uni with that are cosplayers, and every other weekend they upload photos of themselves on facebook dressed as harry potter/tekken/random studio ghibli anime.  not sure if I should be stoked or unstoked.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2962 on: December 10, 2012, 06:34:52 AM »
It's Monday. I've got finals today all the way through Wednesday and a 10 page paper that I've yet to start (and two more that needs revising). I'm not feeling the panic yet for some reason. I pissed away my weekend drinking beer and watching British panel shows on youtube.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2963 on: December 10, 2012, 09:02:21 AM »
found out this morning that the black keys and bruce springsteen are going to play with the rolling stones on saturday, which is the show i'm going to and im fucking stoked on that. but im not stoked that lady fucking gaga is also playing. if she fucks with wild horses i will be crushed

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2964 on: December 12, 2012, 10:34:35 AM »
Stoked the Nebraska is giving my license for EMT. Not stoked it's on a probationary basis for the next three years. Meh.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2965 on: December 12, 2012, 06:55:00 PM »
Tomorrow, after I turn this paper in I'm going to drink myself into a stupor to celebrate the end of this shitty semester.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2966 on: December 13, 2012, 01:04:37 AM »
Kind of happy that winter break is here, since I get to see friends. But still not feeling all the time I have on my hands as of late

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2967 on: December 13, 2012, 04:35:05 AM »
winter. not seeing annoying people on a daily basis is kind of nice. barely getting to skate.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2968 on: December 13, 2012, 11:22:54 AM »
Tomorrow, after I turn this paper in I'm going to drink myself into a stupor to celebrate the end of this shitty semester.
So I don't think it's mathematically possible for me to pass that class. It doesn't feel good and it'll drop my cumulative GPA into the B range, but I'm just going to give up.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2969 on: December 13, 2012, 05:31:43 PM »