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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3000 on: December 06, 2012, 08:14:16 PM »
almost had a wet dream last night

Please explain.

Once I didn't jack dick for 7 months.  During one afternoon summer nap, I was having a sexual dream and I woke up thinking I was having a wet dream.  Turned out I just pissed the bed.

Man that sucks. My friend has some serious Christian buddies that somehow abstain from jacking it and they told him they have wet dreams all the time. These guys are in their late 20s

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3001 on: December 06, 2012, 08:45:11 PM »
Smoked a blunt with my homies and then we watched Pretty Sweet. However, now my earbuds for my laptop are missing...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3002 on: December 07, 2012, 12:04:07 AM »
Right now I'm working a benefit dance party for a group called "clowns without borders". Its all furries. Its like I'm in a dubstep remix of the musical Cats.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3003 on: December 08, 2012, 06:00:29 AM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3004 on: December 10, 2012, 12:06:49 AM »
Right now I'm working a benefit dance party for a group called "clowns without borders". Its all furries. Its like I'm in a dubstep remix of the musical Cats.
gawdam furries, this sounds like hell. 

there's a couple of people I went to uni with that are cosplayers, and every other weekend they upload photos of themselves on facebook dressed as harry potter/tekken/random studio ghibli anime.  not sure if I should be stoked or unstoked.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3005 on: December 10, 2012, 06:34:52 AM »
It's Monday. I've got finals today all the way through Wednesday and a 10 page paper that I've yet to start (and two more that needs revising). I'm not feeling the panic yet for some reason. I pissed away my weekend drinking beer and watching British panel shows on youtube.


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« Reply #3006 on: December 10, 2012, 09:02:21 AM »
found out this morning that the black keys and bruce springsteen are going to play with the rolling stones on saturday, which is the show i'm going to and im fucking stoked on that. but im not stoked that lady fucking gaga is also playing. if she fucks with wild horses i will be crushed

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3007 on: December 12, 2012, 10:34:35 AM »
Stoked the Nebraska is giving my license for EMT. Not stoked it's on a probationary basis for the next three years. Meh.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3008 on: December 12, 2012, 06:55:00 PM »
Tomorrow, after I turn this paper in I'm going to drink myself into a stupor to celebrate the end of this shitty semester.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3009 on: December 13, 2012, 01:04:37 AM »
Kind of happy that winter break is here, since I get to see friends. But still not feeling all the time I have on my hands as of late

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3010 on: December 13, 2012, 04:35:05 AM »
winter. not seeing annoying people on a daily basis is kind of nice. barely getting to skate.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3011 on: December 13, 2012, 11:22:54 AM »
Tomorrow, after I turn this paper in I'm going to drink myself into a stupor to celebrate the end of this shitty semester.
So I don't think it's mathematically possible for me to pass that class. It doesn't feel good and it'll drop my cumulative GPA into the B range, but I'm just going to give up.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3012 on: December 13, 2012, 05:31:43 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3014 on: December 26, 2012, 07:42:13 PM »
After 15 years of smoking cigarettes, I quit 2 months ago. However I got my sense of smell back, and now I need to shower daily.

Also moving out away from these shitty roommates, in to an apartment. Had to put the house hunting on hold for the sake of our sanity.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3015 on: January 01, 2013, 10:37:59 PM »
I skated today to mark day one of 365 in 2013's New Year's Resolutions.  The temperature was 22 degrees.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3016 on: January 02, 2013, 01:27:17 PM »
Having to go back to work after being home in Ohio for the holidays.
It being 21 degrees and feeling like 9 after wind chill
Going to the dentist.

Playing guitar more and more
Going to the dentist.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3017 on: January 02, 2013, 01:52:52 PM »
went into work after having a week off, not knowing the schedule had been changed around. wasted subway fare, but now im posted up on the couch, so i cant really complain

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3018 on: January 02, 2013, 02:39:53 PM »
should i masturbate or kill myself after watching this?


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3019 on: January 02, 2013, 02:49:18 PM »
should i masturbate or kill myself after watching this?



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3020 on: January 02, 2013, 05:12:36 PM »
should i masturbate or kill myself after watching this?

both.  at the same time.  michael hutchence style.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3021 on: January 02, 2013, 10:35:56 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3022 on: January 03, 2013, 05:39:09 PM »
just threw up drinking vodka, the one alcohol i can't stand,

but it all works out because now i'm drinking some coffee.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3023 on: January 06, 2013, 07:15:04 PM »
tonight is twelfth night aka the official start of mardi gras.  my neighborhood is about to be a complete clusterfuck for the next month and a half

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3024 on: January 11, 2013, 06:47:42 AM »
Bought new jeans yesterday; gave them a second thought and decided they're too tight for my increasingly chubby physique.  At least I got the receipt, the tags are still on, and the store I bought them from always takes returns.  It sucks that I have to spend more time trying on jeans  :-\

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« Reply #3025 on: January 11, 2013, 10:08:39 AM »
I'm trying to film a part but I realized I really only have like 10 tricks that I can do decently and then I remember that people like Pffaner and Nassim do it all the time. albeit they're incredibly gnarly and keep it exciting.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3026 on: January 11, 2013, 10:31:24 AM »
I shaved pubes and it looks good, but I shaved a little bit of taint hair under my sack. HUGE MISTAKE. The itching, oh god the itching.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3027 on: January 14, 2013, 04:50:04 PM »
Stoked that I finally got the bs blunt fakie at the top of the big bank at Santa Ana Skatepark

Not stoked on the fact that there was pollen everywhere and I have like 5 tricks in my bag at the moment

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3028 on: January 15, 2013, 10:38:07 AM »
Going to see Muse next week but I got a closer seat than the other two people Im going with (only ticket she could get). So I'll be seperated while they're together. I guess we will figure something out.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3029 on: January 16, 2013, 04:19:05 PM »
A local bar has a taco challenge. Eat 20 tacos and you get your name on the wall and a free tshirt. The fastest time to beat was 8 minutes and some seconds. Its been up there for awhile and I beat it tonight. Not a half hour goes by before some guy shatters my time.