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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3090 on: March 18, 2013, 09:26:12 AM »
I don't have fun at my new local even though it's probably the best park in the country. Everyone I skate with has their own local park to skate through the week. When I think about it the only parks I like skating are in my hometown and on trips. Least I know I'll never be "that park guy".

I should be completely stoked on this. Just putting it in here because my tranny skills are about to go down the toilet.

i didnt really go to parks while i was learning to skate and usually hate most of them too. i dont know if its from being a bitch and getting anxious skating with too many people or from being a bitch and not being comfortable rolling down and up a bank before skating an obstacle. i like some parks, but ive opted to skate flat in salt and cold this winter over going to any indoor parks

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« Reply #3091 on: March 18, 2013, 12:57:58 PM »
Alright I'll keep that in mind. Hopefully you are right about her being into me more than that other guy. I do plan on telling her that she should have told me earlier on about the fact that there is an other guy though.

Nope.  Don't say anything more than 'it would have been cool to know', if even that. then quickly move on to another subject.  Reinforces the interest, but remain passive.  You are enjoying her company, you are having a good time, with or without her.  Nice she's there, but fine if she's not.



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Thanks for the advice. Like I said she's cool as fuck and I like being friends with her but I definitely want to be more than friends.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3092 on: March 21, 2013, 07:33:43 PM »
HITTED AN AWESOME PARK, THE LOCALS WERE VERY COOL, BUT IT WAS CROWDED AS FUCK

AND I ALREADY MISS BOMBING THE HILLS I LEFT HOME :-\


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3093 on: March 26, 2013, 01:31:29 AM »
Just emailed my boss my two weeks notice

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3094 on: March 26, 2013, 05:20:05 AM »
Eh, just move on.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3095 on: March 26, 2013, 02:57:43 PM »
Just got a great promotion at work, that certainly brings more work and great things to my resume, but I don't yet know what the pay scale is. I mean, either way, I work from 7am to no later than 230pm, but I was working from 710-145. I'm not wanting to complain but I've got to see what the deal is going to be.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3096 on: March 27, 2013, 08:43:57 AM »
Haven't spelt in two days... seeing GZA tonight

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3097 on: March 27, 2013, 09:35:45 AM »
Put a fresh board and trucks together and it feels amazing. I'm glad I went up in size.....Not even a hour into the session I get a huge inch a half chip on the nose. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3098 on: March 27, 2013, 01:33:49 PM »
I just ate $11 in Wienerschnitzel.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3099 on: March 28, 2013, 01:24:23 PM »
Board snapped skating a gap today, homie hooked me up with a barely skated chocolate board

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« Reply #3100 on: March 30, 2013, 01:20:27 AM »
Found out that the Boondocks amongst a ton of other shows from Cartoon Network & Adult Swim are coming to Netflix.

The bad part, I just recently bought all 3 seasons on DVD. Pretty much money down the drain now

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3101 on: March 30, 2013, 02:45:25 AM »
Found out that the Boondocks amongst a ton of other shows from Cartoon Network & Adult Swim are coming to Netflix.

The bad part, I just recently bought all 3 seasons on DVD. Pretty much money down the drain now

No, that is the good part.  Balling ass rappers don't use cheap ass Netflix, they buy DVDS.  You've just stepped your game up.
This isn't the 90's anymore. ESPN, Nike and Mountain Dew are Big Brother, Es and beer. Time to slip into some comfy New Balances and head towards old age.

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« Reply #3102 on: March 30, 2013, 02:49:45 AM »
Found out that the Boondocks amongst a ton of other shows from Cartoon Network & Adult Swim are coming to Netflix.

The bad part, I just recently bought all 3 seasons on DVD. Pretty much money down the drain now

nah man, for good shows like that, I would personally purchase them myself, although I probably wouldn't buy the 3rd season, it wasn't as good as the 1st or 2nd.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3103 on: March 30, 2013, 03:40:39 AM »
Experienced my first set of fake tits recently. They were less than 2 weeks old, so basically they were fresh tits.

Then it dawned on me that fake tits are no fun..

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3104 on: April 02, 2013, 12:11:24 AM »
Finally got offered a job to teach in Korea...all the reviews of the school are negative

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3105 on: April 03, 2013, 12:46:00 PM »
Quit smoking cigarettes so I'm breathing a little better, but I'm coughing up shit every morning. Fucking lung chunks down the shower drain, gross.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3106 on: April 03, 2013, 02:04:47 PM »
Quit smoking cigarettes so I'm breathing a little better, but I'm coughing up shit every morning. Fucking lung chunks down the shower drain, gross.
I know that feel bro. Plus going crazy in the morning from nicotine withdrawals. It'll all be worth it when I'm finally done with that shit though.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3107 on: April 03, 2013, 02:38:21 PM »
Turning 30 tomorrow.

Stoked on living my life how I want it, that is NOT like a typical 30 yr old. Still skating, doing music etc.

Not stoked on turning 30. That number insinuates grown up life. And gives me a feeling of "its over"

But : Fuck that I can be 30 however it pleases me.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3108 on: April 05, 2013, 09:02:37 PM »
Turning 30 tomorrow.

Stoked on living my life how I want it, that is NOT like a typical 30 yr old. Still skating, doing music etc.

Not stoked on turning 30. That number insinuates grown up life. And gives me a feeling of "its over"

But : Fuck that I can be 30 however it pleases me.



Age is just a number and I have blue balls.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3109 on: April 05, 2013, 09:59:11 PM »
theres this cute redhead at work...but I think she's 16...she looks older though idk.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3110 on: April 06, 2013, 05:01:52 AM »
Quit smoking cigarettes so I'm breathing a little better, but I'm coughing up shit every morning. Fucking lung chunks down the shower drain, gross.

I remember that shit from when I quit smoking Black&Milds.  I think the fact that you're coughing up shit just means your lungs are starting to work better and are clearing out the garbage.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3111 on: April 07, 2013, 05:00:27 PM »
My organic chemistry professor teaches us about 1/4 of the material we need to know and I'm realizing I've got a fuckton of work to do by wednesday

It ain't all bad though cause half the class doesn't catch onto the fact you gotta learn the shit on your own, so the averages are absurdly low

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3112 on: April 07, 2013, 11:24:08 PM »
In a fit of procrastination, I ran out of websites to lurk, so I bought a bunch of shit. Bad news is I blew a bunch today just because I didn't want to study. Good news is I got St. Losers, sweatshirt, old thrasher from 2002 with Stevie on the cover, and this old ass board that I'm like 90% sure was the first board I ever rode. It was my brother's that he got for x-mas twenty some-odd years ago and I rode it for a bit years before I actually started skating...



I'm just gonna hang it on the wall. Poor excuse to spend money, awesome pick-ups tho.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3113 on: April 08, 2013, 01:34:54 AM »
It seems that spring has finally come, and weather is nice, and I can skate again. But fuck I have a flu or something.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3114 on: April 09, 2013, 06:40:45 PM »
So I went out with this chick I used to work with. She was always really nice and I thought "too bad she's married." we've gone out for drinks a few times with other people and she's said things that could be taken in a context like "did you really say that to me?" in a sexual way.

Anyhow, we went out for drinks and sushi last night and got wasted. She's pulling the cherries out of each drink and tying the stems in knots with her tongue, just chatting me up in the mean while. then, she puts it all on the table, talking directly about what she likes to do in bed. How she hasn't fucked her husband in months. yada yada yada. She then says "We're going to be having sex soon" and outlines a whole plan of having an affair with me. I'm talking "rules about not getting attached" "certain times" "this is what I do in bed" "I like it raw"

So, last night, wasted, I was hyped. Now that I've thought about it, I think it could be a huge fucking headache. She's 31 I'm 27. I just don't know. fuck

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3115 on: April 09, 2013, 06:47:27 PM »
Haven't spelt in two days... seeing GZA tonight


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3116 on: April 09, 2013, 07:02:21 PM »
YOURE THE NEXT FOOL IN LINE, GTFO

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3117 on: April 17, 2013, 06:53:27 PM »
I got fired from a part time job that I was going to quit next week.

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« Reply #3118 on: April 17, 2013, 07:27:27 PM »
So I went out with this chick I used to work with. She was always really nice and I thought "too bad she's married." we've gone out for drinks a few times with other people and she's said things that could be taken in a context like "did you really say that to me?" in a sexual way.

Anyhow, we went out for drinks and sushi last night and got wasted. She's pulling the cherries out of each drink and tying the stems in knots with her tongue, just chatting me up in the mean while. then, she puts it all on the table, talking directly about what she likes to do in bed. How she hasn't fucked her husband in months. yada yada yada. She then says "We're going to be having sex soon" and outlines a whole plan of having an affair with me. I'm talking "rules about not getting attached" "certain times" "this is what I do in bed" "I like it raw"

So, last night, wasted, I was hyped. Now that I've thought about it, I think it could be a huge fucking headache. She's 31 I'm 27. I just don't know. fuck


That does sound like some suspect. She's sexually frustrated & wants your dick, but at the same time you see how she goes about it & makes you wonder exactly why her marriage is straining. She sounds like she prolly be on some wannabe dominatrix type shit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3119 on: April 18, 2013, 01:06:22 AM »
Its perfectly nice outside, and I want to go skate after work, But I made a mistake of going to gym with my hockey player brother yesterday, and now I cant even walk without almost crying. Ill try to walk it off, weather is too nice to not skate, plus I have a new board waiting for me at home.