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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3120 on: April 18, 2013, 03:16:46 AM »
started low key smoking reefa again

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3121 on: April 18, 2013, 04:15:11 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3122 on: May 10, 2013, 08:08:24 AM »
Same:




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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3123 on: May 16, 2013, 08:26:37 PM »
today i took my last final and currently job hunting!
if i dont find a job here in san diego i'll end up going to alaska again to work at trident seafoods for the summer
i'd rather stay here and do fun stuff instead of laboring for 2 months nonstop in AK, either way its a win-win for me
this weekend we're building a DIY spot back home (inspired by the DIY thread)
stoked!

on the not stoked side,
i haven't wanked in 2 weeks
my sexual arousal and libido has significantly decreased and i dont know why
oddly enough, im very content and satisfied with life. maybe im aging


I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3124 on: May 16, 2013, 10:18:41 PM »
im stoked that i found out i like alcohol, not stoked that after binge drinking for almost a month straight, ive literally lost everything, soooo i guess i have a problem with alcohol, but dont care?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3125 on: May 17, 2013, 03:53:21 AM »
So I went out with this chick I used to work with. She was always really nice and I thought "too bad she's married." we've gone out for drinks a few times with other people and she's said things that could be taken in a context like "did you really say that to me?" in a sexual way.

Anyhow, we went out for drinks and sushi last night and got wasted. She's pulling the cherries out of each drink and tying the stems in knots with her tongue, just chatting me up in the mean while. then, she puts it all on the table, talking directly about what she likes to do in bed. How she hasn't fucked her husband in months. yada yada yada. She then says "We're going to be having sex soon" and outlines a whole plan of having an affair with me. I'm talking "rules about not getting attached" "certain times" "this is what I do in bed" "I like it raw"

So, last night, wasted, I was hyped. Now that I've thought about it, I think it could be a huge fucking headache. She's 31 I'm 27. I just don't know. fuck

don't be hittin up other people's wives. this is someone's entire life that you're messing with. and for what, getting a bolt off? think about it

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3126 on: May 17, 2013, 04:03:11 AM »
I have to go to court in a few minutes to get a new court date for a speeding ticket. Such a huge waste of time.

Afterwards, me and some friends are driving to the beach. We decided to go just before they announced "last call" at the bar last night.

Also, whoever up there thinking about fucking someone elses wife, stop thinking about it. That shit is wretched.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3127 on: May 17, 2013, 12:00:45 PM »
I laughed, and am very disappointed with myself for doing so.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3128 on: May 17, 2013, 02:53:49 PM »
Played some 3-man baseball earlier.  Got a couple decent hits and running catches in, but I cant pick up a grounder to save my fucking life.  I start playing softball next week, I gotta practice man.  Also, the simultaneous guilt and satisfaction of eating out for every meal in a day.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3129 on: May 17, 2013, 09:19:56 PM »
James Kelch has another board out on Western Edition, and being a Cincinnati native this stokes me out.

Sorry about this massive image, but it makes it a little easier to see what I'm not stoked on. They spelled Cincinnati wrong, and I was going to buy the board as a wall hanger but I can't imagine spelling it "Cincinatti" was purposeful?

Anyways, nitpicking.
*cred to seasons for the image

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3130 on: May 18, 2013, 04:47:04 AM »
Its perfectly nice outside, and I want to go skate after work, But I made a mistake of going to gym with my hockey player brother yesterday, and now I cant even walk without almost crying. Ill try to walk it off, weather is too nice to not skate, plus I have a new board waiting for me at home.

Same story here : finally both nice weather and 4 days free from work, and of course my toe is blue and fucked.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3131 on: May 18, 2013, 03:30:30 PM »
My terrible hippie asshole roommate and his dumb pregnant fianc? (that he had "known" just a month prior to contaminating her with his no doubt vile fucking specimen) just moved out of my house. Finally. Now I have averything set up like I like it, I can do whatever I want: drunken powerslides in the living room, have people over(dude was so bad my friends wouldn't ever even come over when he was around), do dishes and stuff naked... It's great that he's gone, but now I gotta either get a new roommate or just deal with paying for everything, and this shit is getting expensive.


im probably lying

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3132 on: May 23, 2013, 03:19:19 PM »
Invited a girl over to watch seinfeld and she brought coffee for me; cool except it is hot out and she got herself iced coffee.
Ended in fornicating but I noticed she didn't put her drink on one of the several coasters available on the table and now I have a coffee ring imprinted.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3133 on: May 23, 2013, 05:10:05 PM »
Invited a girl over to watch seinfeld and she brought coffee for me; cool except it is hot out and she got herself iced coffee.
Ended in fornicating but I noticed she didn't put her drink on one of the several coasters available on the table and now I have a coffee ring imprinted.

thats nothing,
check out the ring she left on your dick dude.
If only you had some ice to put on that...
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3134 on: May 24, 2013, 03:49:43 PM »
Free keg last night. Wicked hangover this morning.
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3135 on: May 27, 2013, 11:51:55 PM »
Glad this thread exists cause....
girl posted a photo of her little titties on her tumblr like underneath a shirt but visible not sure if im stoked or not

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3136 on: May 28, 2013, 01:32:59 AM »
post it and let us decide.
instagram.com/used_shoe/

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3137 on: June 06, 2013, 03:59:03 AM »
This thread has not been bumped in a while so I thought I might.

Stoked on getting my new board, thinking of skipping school tomorrow it'll be Friday so fuck it.

Not stoked on a close friend being brainwashed over the weekend by some fucking church, seriously all he post on FB is quotes from a fucking bible now.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3138 on: June 06, 2013, 07:38:13 AM »
GRINDIN SHIT/GETTIN KICKED OUT OF SPOTS

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3139 on: June 06, 2013, 04:24:11 PM »
Just got accepted in France's most prestigious art photography school (ENP ARLES)

Gonna have to leave some of my best friends (+ the girl I had a crush on...she has a boyfriend anyway) and there's only one skate spot in that tiny village where I'll be living for three years 
I'm a be on here until niggas start posting about my celebrity-skateboarder lifestyle exploits ala Lil Wayne.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3140 on: June 06, 2013, 10:32:20 PM »
Not stoked on
fucked my wrist up for the 100th time, finally went to the doc to get some xrays, same two bones i cracked like 9 years ago are still cracked
gonna see a specialist soon, figure out whats what
Have this new fangled removeable cast thing with a snowboard boot lace up system that makes me look part cyborg when I'm walking around the grocery store or waiting at a stop light with my window down.

but

stoked on
a couple orders I'll be shipping out tomorrow for Ideal
my girlfriend (who i've been with through too many ups and downs to count now) being awesome
and game 4 of the Bruins/Pens tomorrow
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3141 on: June 07, 2013, 08:57:47 AM »
Bought a house/bought a house

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3142 on: June 13, 2013, 06:19:42 PM »
More hours at work, but 6:30 am and working alone for three months is gonna be a killer too get used too

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3143 on: June 13, 2013, 06:47:37 PM »
started smoking again after going crazy

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3144 on: June 13, 2013, 07:00:45 PM »
Bought a house/bought a house

me too. shit's a lot of work.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3145 on: June 13, 2013, 11:48:51 PM »
Completely paid of two credit cards, but it took $1700 to do it.  One more to go and you don't want to know what that one will cost me.
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3146 on: June 19, 2013, 10:48:13 PM »
It was bound to happen eventually.  I got my first ticket for skateboarding downtown.  I got pinched directly in front of City Hall at seven o'clock at night doing a stupid fucking manual that I've done dozens of times.  Right after I land, four bicycle cops swarm me from inside the building and slap me with a $175 citation.  At the end, one of the officers thanked me for being respectful which was nice.
I guess I'm paying to play.  Wish they could've just given me a warning though.  I almost want to frame the damn thing.  Here's hoping it's the first and last.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3147 on: June 19, 2013, 11:15:41 PM »
It was bound to happen eventually.  I got my first ticket for skateboarding downtown.  I got pinched directly in front of City Hall at seven o'clock at night doing a stupid fucking manual that I've done dozens of times.  Right after I land, four bicycle cops swarm me from inside the building and slap me with a $175 citation.  At the end, one of the officers thanked me for being respectful which was nice.
I guess I'm paying to play.  Wish they could've just given me a warning though.  I almost want to frame the damn thing.  Here's hoping it's the first and last.
about two weeks ago, me and a couple friends were skating at night in an old town shopping plaza.I was filming my friend try a 180 off of a roof onto the parking lot. I see the outline of a cop coming from around the corner, he's holding a gun. Apparently someone called and thought we were breaking in. Long story short, some cops cuff us, talk shit on my friend's "rapsheet", and issue us citations for disorderly conduct. Not before telling us we needed to be talking to girls instead of doing this type of shit on a weeknight at 11 PM. We were also in the police reports in the newspaper.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3148 on: June 24, 2013, 11:01:21 AM »
My boss said he may be sending us home early quite often this week because of the heat, but that means less money on my paycheck when I get paid next week.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3149 on: June 24, 2013, 01:40:57 PM »
starting a new job tomorrow, my finical situation needs it but the amount of hours i work leaves me with no time to live, skate, or procreate