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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3090 on: May 23, 2013, 05:10:05 PM »
Invited a girl over to watch seinfeld and she brought coffee for me; cool except it is hot out and she got herself iced coffee.
Ended in fornicating but I noticed she didn't put her drink on one of the several coasters available on the table and now I have a coffee ring imprinted.

thats nothing,
check out the ring she left on your dick dude.
If only you had some ice to put on that...
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3091 on: May 24, 2013, 03:49:43 PM »
Free keg last night. Wicked hangover this morning.
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3092 on: May 27, 2013, 11:51:55 PM »
Glad this thread exists cause....
girl posted a photo of her little titties on her tumblr like underneath a shirt but visible not sure if im stoked or not

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3093 on: May 28, 2013, 01:32:59 AM »
post it and let us decide.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3094 on: June 06, 2013, 03:59:03 AM »
This thread has not been bumped in a while so I thought I might.

Stoked on getting my new board, thinking of skipping school tomorrow it'll be Friday so fuck it.

Not stoked on a close friend being brainwashed over the weekend by some fucking church, seriously all he post on FB is quotes from a fucking bible now.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3095 on: June 06, 2013, 07:38:13 AM »
GRINDIN SHIT/GETTIN KICKED OUT OF SPOTS

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3096 on: June 06, 2013, 04:24:11 PM »
Just got accepted in France's most prestigious art photography school (ENP ARLES)

Gonna have to leave some of my best friends (+ the girl I had a crush on...she has a boyfriend anyway) and there's only one skate spot in that tiny village where I'll be living for three years 
I'm a be on here until niggas start posting about my celebrity-skateboarder lifestyle exploits ala Lil Wayne.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3097 on: June 06, 2013, 10:32:20 PM »
Not stoked on
fucked my wrist up for the 100th time, finally went to the doc to get some xrays, same two bones i cracked like 9 years ago are still cracked
gonna see a specialist soon, figure out whats what
Have this new fangled removeable cast thing with a snowboard boot lace up system that makes me look part cyborg when I'm walking around the grocery store or waiting at a stop light with my window down.

but

stoked on
a couple orders I'll be shipping out tomorrow for Ideal
my girlfriend (who i've been with through too many ups and downs to count now) being awesome
and game 4 of the Bruins/Pens tomorrow
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3098 on: June 07, 2013, 08:57:47 AM »
Bought a house/bought a house

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3099 on: June 13, 2013, 06:19:42 PM »
More hours at work, but 6:30 am and working alone for three months is gonna be a killer too get used too

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3100 on: June 13, 2013, 06:47:37 PM »
started smoking again after going crazy

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3101 on: June 13, 2013, 07:00:45 PM »
Bought a house/bought a house

me too. shit's a lot of work.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3102 on: June 13, 2013, 11:48:51 PM »
Completely paid of two credit cards, but it took $1700 to do it.  One more to go and you don't want to know what that one will cost me.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3103 on: June 19, 2013, 10:48:13 PM »
It was bound to happen eventually.  I got my first ticket for skateboarding downtown.  I got pinched directly in front of City Hall at seven o'clock at night doing a stupid fucking manual that I've done dozens of times.  Right after I land, four bicycle cops swarm me from inside the building and slap me with a $175 citation.  At the end, one of the officers thanked me for being respectful which was nice.
I guess I'm paying to play.  Wish they could've just given me a warning though.  I almost want to frame the damn thing.  Here's hoping it's the first and last.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3104 on: June 19, 2013, 11:15:41 PM »
It was bound to happen eventually.  I got my first ticket for skateboarding downtown.  I got pinched directly in front of City Hall at seven o'clock at night doing a stupid fucking manual that I've done dozens of times.  Right after I land, four bicycle cops swarm me from inside the building and slap me with a $175 citation.  At the end, one of the officers thanked me for being respectful which was nice.
I guess I'm paying to play.  Wish they could've just given me a warning though.  I almost want to frame the damn thing.  Here's hoping it's the first and last.
about two weeks ago, me and a couple friends were skating at night in an old town shopping plaza.I was filming my friend try a 180 off of a roof onto the parking lot. I see the outline of a cop coming from around the corner, he's holding a gun. Apparently someone called and thought we were breaking in. Long story short, some cops cuff us, talk shit on my friend's "rapsheet", and issue us citations for disorderly conduct. Not before telling us we needed to be talking to girls instead of doing this type of shit on a weeknight at 11 PM. We were also in the police reports in the newspaper.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2013, 11:35:18 PM by SqueezeThePulp »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3105 on: June 24, 2013, 11:01:21 AM »
My boss said he may be sending us home early quite often this week because of the heat, but that means less money on my paycheck when I get paid next week.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3106 on: June 24, 2013, 01:40:57 PM »
starting a new job tomorrow, my finical situation needs it but the amount of hours i work leaves me with no time to live, skate, or procreate

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3107 on: June 24, 2013, 02:15:51 PM »
Decided to drop out of community college and try to get a full-time job and my own place. Any good jobs for a 20 year old with 2 previous minimum-wage jobs and a diploma?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3108 on: June 24, 2013, 06:31:17 PM »
No.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3109 on: June 25, 2013, 12:34:52 PM »
Decided to drop out of community college and try to get a full-time job and my own place. Any good jobs for a 20 year old with 2 previous minimum-wage jobs and a diploma?
I may sound weird but get a license to drive a tractor trailer. You'll never be unemployed again. You get paid to drive all over the country and you"ll have layovers while you wait for a load and get to explore or skate a new city every week. I don't do it anymore but its nice to have a safety net incase i get laid off or something.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3110 on: June 25, 2013, 12:45:28 PM »
it's been real hot and sticky these past two days so I've just been lazing in my house. It's very relaxing but I wish I could go skating before 7 pm

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3111 on: June 26, 2013, 07:41:51 PM »
I recently meet a chick at work that likes old school hip hop like me but she is leaving for mexico for about a month.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3113 on: June 28, 2013, 09:06:04 AM »
NEW PIXIES SONG CAME OUT TODAY, BUT KIM DEAL LEFT THE BAND 9 DAYS AGO...
PIXIES - BAGBOY
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3114 on: June 28, 2013, 08:26:51 PM »
Skate camp. 8am-3pm. 30 kids age 5-10. 30 fucking kids.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3115 on: June 29, 2013, 05:24:00 AM »
^^ yeah i've been doing skate lessons too but just for one kid. I like getting paid but skateboard lessons are silly in my eyes.

I might be moving in to an apartment soon, I'm stoked on that, but I hate dealing with real estate people because their philosophy is essentially this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCf46yHIzSo

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3116 on: June 30, 2013, 04:10:22 AM »
Getting offered a promotion and more hours. Will mean I will need to put finishing my degree on the back burner and not skate and hang out with my friends as much. Don't know what to do, I kinda hate my work too.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3117 on: July 04, 2013, 12:31:36 PM »
im stoked i didn't jump the counter of mcdonalds and beat the shit out of this dude who served me tonight. but i'm also bummed at the same time because i hurt my pride by not doing it... no doubt the security guard would have eaten me a live if i did and i would have gotten arrested i mean i coulda easily bailed and got away but they would have caught my licence plate of my car on the cameras and it woulda caught up too me. so thats the stokage factor... anyways i ordered a burger, i got back to my seat opened it up to check the lettuce mayo sitch( which i always do because atleast 1 out 4 times fast food joints will fuck that shit up) and ofcourse it was major lacking, now i don't mind going back and asking for a little extra , it really doesnt bother me i am so use to it, and what do you expect its a mcdonalds for christ sake, so i asked politley like i always do, i dont try and be a douchebag about it ever, the lady next to me actually complained about it but i said exactly what i said just then, he didnt even hear it anyway. this guy comes back with my burger(probably spit on) but than he pulls out a huge bag of lettuce and says "that enough for ya" , and him and his homie laughed right in my face, yeha very funny, i just said yeah your the one who fucked up the burger and went on my way , i get back to my table and my fries and drink are gone which i hadnt touched , some other employee threw them in the bin as they were not attended and to be honest it didnt even really piss me off i just asked the guy who threw them out to get me another one, he was quite nice about it too, so im waiting at the counter and this guy asks whats wrong with your burger now in a rude way and i go no biggie homie threw my shit out and he goes to me "so whats the problem then" and i was furious, i didnt say shit i just grabbed my shit and bailed. and thats the part im not stoked about, i acted like a little fucking bitch right there ,i  should smacked the fuck out of him.. but its all i have decided if i ever see this motherfucker, he is fucked, im gonna run up on him like the motherfuckin flash , not say shit he is just gonna cop the worse beating ever out of no where.      sorry for raving on ,i dont know how to write sentences and shit and i know that probably pissed a lot of you off, my bad.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3119 on: July 09, 2013, 02:52:48 PM »
This video has me stoked/and somewhat stunned:

GTA 5 Gameplay

But... I sold my gaming console months ago because I never used it except to play Skate occasionally.