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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3330 on: November 09, 2013, 08:51:16 AM »
There's this curvy fat bitch with an oral fixation that wants my cock, and she says that since she's on the pill it's cool if i bust in her... But only on the condition that i get tested for HIV. This has given me a whole bunch of added anxiety when i daydream about testing positive. I've never been tested, but I've never done anything too sketchy.

I guess if i do have the booty flu i can expect to lose a few pounds pretty easy.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3331 on: November 11, 2013, 04:08:08 PM »
Really should have done more than the introduction to this essay I have for friday but I watched Polar videos and old Have I Got News For You episodes all day so I can't complain.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3332 on: November 11, 2013, 07:36:53 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3333 on: November 12, 2013, 07:09:24 PM »
I can't stop shoving wine, cheese, and red meat down my gullet

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3334 on: November 12, 2013, 07:13:54 PM »
I can't stop shoving wine, cheese, and red meat down my gullet

Are you by yourself or something? I don't see how that's relevant to being "not stoked"...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3335 on: November 12, 2013, 08:10:28 PM »
stoked that i got a venereal disease so i can spread it and get the virus in circulation lol?


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3336 on: November 12, 2013, 08:29:39 PM »
stoked that i got a venereal disease so i can spread it and get the virus in circulation lol?

^one for the mentally ill skater thread

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3337 on: November 12, 2013, 09:18:24 PM »
An Amazon warehouse recently opened in the town I grew up in, I was stoked that a bunch of my friends from back home got jobs there, then I read this...

http://www.motherjones.com/print/161491

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3338 on: November 15, 2013, 12:41:14 AM »
one more post until i'm a pal...how do i..? what do i..?

aw, fuck.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3339 on: November 15, 2013, 12:18:22 PM »
out of reefer, but i got a doobie in the ashtray...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3340 on: November 15, 2013, 01:24:38 PM »
one more post until i'm a pal...how do i..? what do i..?

aw, fuck.
Start a thread about how small curbs are scarier than big curbs, that'll get you gnars for sure
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3341 on: November 15, 2013, 08:56:03 PM »


This song is pretty hot - I'm not sure what you're not stoked on...
Is it the message?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3342 on: November 16, 2013, 11:58:00 AM »
My friend offered me a job but it's at hot topic.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3343 on: November 16, 2013, 06:32:30 PM »
My friend offered me a job but it's at hot topic.
Money is money is money playa

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3344 on: November 16, 2013, 07:08:50 PM »
Went to work yesterday and wasn't even scheduled to work. Didn't realize till the end of my shift.

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Who are you to judge what kinds of cocks he wants to suck?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3345 on: November 17, 2013, 07:07:04 PM »
Tomorrow's my first night of work and i dont know what to expect. I'm not too social... hopefully it goes not as horrible as im waiting for it to be.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3346 on: November 17, 2013, 08:04:57 PM »
stoked on masturbatin


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3347 on: November 17, 2013, 08:25:58 PM »
stoked on masturbatin

You fell off son.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3348 on: December 06, 2013, 05:17:40 PM »
Going to Manhattan on Monday for 5 days. It's going to rain the day I get there, but hopefully I can at least get a good day of skating in before I leave, even if it's just an A.M. session at LES.
damn those yarys bout those squats

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3349 on: December 06, 2013, 07:54:43 PM »
End of the semester. Stoked that I'm almost done but not stoked on all the work/tests.
Who are you to judge what kinds of cocks he wants to suck?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3350 on: December 07, 2013, 02:41:02 AM »
Thinking about going back 2 college, doing things right, graduating, getting a job.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3351 on: December 07, 2013, 07:51:50 AM »
idk your homeless plan sounded pretty good

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3352 on: December 07, 2013, 08:28:06 AM »
idk your homeless plan sounded pretty good

haha. i got enough homies across the country it turn out so i ain't gotsta be homeless.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3353 on: December 07, 2013, 08:28:16 AM »
idk your homeless plan sounded pretty good
you should do one man shows, so good posts

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3354 on: December 07, 2013, 10:39:40 AM »
idk your homeless plan sounded pretty good
you should do one man shows, so good posts
I am a ROCKxADIO420 fan, as well.
Good Job

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3355 on: December 09, 2013, 03:38:15 PM »
Landing tricks that you worked hard to do when you're skating alone. Happened to me today. I finally landed it and it was just like "Oh, that's it?" Nobody around to give even the smallest of props. Oh well.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3356 on: December 09, 2013, 03:41:28 PM »
Landing tricks that you worked hard to do when you're skating alone. Happened to me today. I finally landed it and it was just like "Oh, that's it?" Nobody around to give even the smallest of props. Oh well.

invest in a tripod. i got one off ebay for my digi cam for 5 dollars and it kicks ass. can prolly find one for iphone for cheaper. anyways, what was the trick?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3357 on: December 09, 2013, 10:21:59 PM »
Landing tricks that you worked hard to do when you're skating alone. Happened to me today. I finally landed it and it was just like "Oh, that's it?" Nobody around to give even the smallest of props. Oh well.

invest in a tripod. i got one off ebay for my digi cam for 5 dollars and it kicks ass. can prolly find one for iphone for cheaper. anyways, what was the trick?
Good suggestion but I don't really care about filming anything because I suck. It was just a flat gap onto a brick platform that I made.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3358 on: January 25, 2014, 04:32:00 AM »



Won Stevie Williams' original Chocolate Bar Series board on eBay yesterday. This is one of the best graphic series, loved it when I was younger.  I'm not stoked that I have to dip into my savings in order to pay for it, but I'm looking for a second job anyway so maybe it'll all work out.

The seller also had the Keenan, York, and Mulder boards from the series available, but I lost the bidding on those three. Maybe it's for the best, I would've had to pay over $1700 if I'd won them all.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3359 on: January 25, 2014, 11:01:19 AM »
I saw the mailman approaching the house today with a package under his arm, a package that I though was containing my freshly ordered copy of Tengu.  He puts some mail in the slot, and sets the package down at my doorstep. 

I run outside and grab it all and it's a package from etsy that my girlfriend ordered.  One day, Tengu...