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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3360 on: March 23, 2014, 06:29:29 AM »
 :o :o :o

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3361 on: March 24, 2014, 11:20:53 AM »
my buddy has been trying noseslide popovers at our DIY for 3 days. he's landed a few w/out the camera. so he's stressing hard, throwing his board, spooking the working guys who are there and screaming 'cunt! i hate my life, i hate skateboarding. everyone in the world, except me, they try and try then get lucky. i won't land this. because i'm me!'
just going on and on and making me feel guilty for dorking around on the lightpole flatbar and enjoying the 21 degree sunshine. for anyways, it was very 'old man and the sea' cause he did eventually in fact slide, pop over and ride away but it was about as pretty as a fish you've been dragging through a feeding frenzy during a storm that you brought back to show the other fisherman on drydock.
glad i don't have to sit through that again but if it ain't noseslide popover it'll be a gotdam nother thing.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3362 on: March 24, 2014, 12:13:03 PM »
got stoked 2 film and got tis gnarly shinner. was going to be vhs-c my first time using the camera too.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3363 on: April 01, 2014, 12:41:08 AM »


so depressing it's funny  ???

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3364 on: April 01, 2014, 04:17:30 PM »
Yesterday I was out on the street smoking a cigarette, and there were these 4 balloons tied to a street sign. Some little delinquent kid probably about 11-13 started popping them with a stick he picked up off the ground. He popped two of the balloons but then his stick broke and he started to go on his way. As he was walking I yelled "hey kid!" He turned around, and I used the ember of my cigarette to pop the remaining two balloons, he was in awe and shouted "whoa!"

I was stoked that I participated in his delinquency, but not stoked that I probably made him want to smoke.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3365 on: April 05, 2014, 03:07:19 PM »
Got to skate the park today but slammed coming back fakie from a boneless and my board went into a pile of snow. did get an ollie fakie in after that on the same ramp but i'm pretty sore.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3366 on: April 05, 2014, 08:14:05 PM »
I cleaned the fuck out of my place today.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3367 on: April 05, 2014, 09:04:12 PM »
got the plate and six screws removed from my ankle. stoked on not having that shit in my body anymore but it sucks going through surgery again, especially when its just starting to get "nice" out.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3368 on: April 06, 2014, 12:35:45 PM »
A girl my friends are friends with visited this weekend from Syracuse who I maybe might've met last school year, but still hardly knew her. We went to a party, had tons of fun (Stoked #1), but she ended up going to some other guy's house for like an hour (Unstoked #1), but couldn't get into her friends room after. So she comes to my room, I pretty much know I'm not going to "get it" in any way (Unstoked #2), but we end up staying up until 6 in the morning just listening to music and talking and stuff (Stoked #2). She turns out to be super cool and actually likes music like Joy Division and The Germs (Stoked #3). She leaves in the morning and of course she gets asked if we did anything, to which she replies - this one's the real killer - with something along the lines of, "No way, he reminds me of my little sister." (Unstoked #3 to #infinity.) Fuck. My. Life. Oh, and she's gone now so I guess that's also unstoked #4. Sometimes you just can't win.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3369 on: April 06, 2014, 06:03:49 PM »
A girl my friends are friends with visited this weekend from Syracuse who I maybe might've met last school year, but still hardly knew her. We went to a party, had tons of fun (Stoked #1), but she ended up going to some other guy's house for like an hour (Unstoked #1), but couldn't get into her friends room after. So she comes to my room, I pretty much know I'm not going to "get it" in any way (Unstoked #2), but we end up staying up until 6 in the morning just listening to music and talking and stuff (Stoked #2). She turns out to be super cool and actually likes music like Joy Division and The Germs (Stoked #3). She leaves in the morning and of course she gets asked if we did anything, to which she replies - this one's the real killer - with something along the lines of, "No way, he reminds me of my little sister." (Unstoked #3 to #infinity.) Fuck. My. Life. Oh, and she's gone now so I guess that's also unstoked #4. Sometimes you just can't win.
sorry guy, that sounds like some real tough titties. they're not 'relationship material' but if you're in college you've prolly got a few bucks. throw a few dollars as some main south whores. support the underground economy and bust a nut in one felt swoop. college is your chance to be a screw up w/out being judged a screw up. if you meet a crackwhore who listens to joy division you marry that cunt!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3370 on: April 06, 2014, 06:10:31 PM »
A girl my friends are friends with visited this weekend from Syracuse who I maybe might've met last school year, but still hardly knew her. We went to a party, had tons of fun (Stoked #1), but she ended up going to some other guy's house for like an hour (Unstoked #1), but couldn't get into her friends room after. So she comes to my room, I pretty much know I'm not going to "get it" in any way (Unstoked #2), but we end up staying up until 6 in the morning just listening to music and talking and stuff (Stoked #2). She turns out to be super cool and actually likes music like Joy Division and The Germs (Stoked #3). She leaves in the morning and of course she gets asked if we did anything, to which she replies - this one's the real killer - with something along the lines of, "No way, he reminds me of my little sister." (Unstoked #3 to #infinity.) Fuck. My. Life. Oh, and she's gone now so I guess that's also unstoked #4. Sometimes you just can't win.

That's where you went wrong dude. You gotta mentally win before you win the war. If you go in with the attitude you're not gonna get any, then you won't. You're the dude, you can't expect her to make a move. If you want to hook up with a girl, you gotta be assertive and take a gamble, make a move. Otherwise you'll most likely be stuck in friendzone after that. If she was willing to stay up till 6 am then it's safe to say she would have probably been down to clown. You don't get anywhere in life without taking a chance.
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« Reply #3371 on: April 06, 2014, 06:44:39 PM »
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A girl my friends are friends with visited this weekend from Syracuse who I maybe might've met last school year, but still hardly knew her. We went to a party, had tons of fun (Stoked #1), but she ended up going to some other guy's house for like an hour (Unstoked #1), but couldn't get into her friends room after. So she comes to my room, I pretty much know I'm not going to "get it" in any way (Unstoked #2), but we end up staying up until 6 in the morning just listening to music and talking and stuff (Stoked #2). She turns out to be super cool and actually likes music like Joy Division and The Germs (Stoked #3). She leaves in the morning and of course she gets asked if we did anything, to which she replies - this one's the real killer - with something along the lines of, "No way, he reminds me of my little sister." (Unstoked #3 to #infinity.) Fuck. My. Life. Oh, and she's gone now so I guess that's also unstoked #4. Sometimes you just can't win.
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That's where you went wrong dude. You gotta mentally win before you win the war. If you go in with the attitude you're not gonna get any, then you won't. You're the dude, you can't expect her to make a move. If you want to hook up with a girl, you gotta be assertive and take a gamble, make a move. Otherwise you'll most likely be stuck in friendzone after that. If she was willing to stay up till 6 am then it's safe to say she would have probably been down to clown. You don't get anywhere in life without taking a chance.
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I don't know. I probably would've been fighting a losing battle, but there's me again not having the right attitude. But seriously if she said I reminded her of her little sister - whatever the hell that's supposed to mean - I don't think I really had a chance. I guess I can't get too down about it because I still had a good time with what did happen. But damn, was she cool. And yo shark tits, I bet you know all about the underground economy of main south hahahahahahahahahaha.
yeah, i know a thing or 2 about a thing or 2 but i always lose the plot w/ whores. like my boy will pay the whore in crack to give me a blowjob and i end up smoking too and then she doesn't owe me a blowjob. that was a long time ago though, i've got the right attitude cause i'm not drinking. also, driving around in a snowstorm is not how to meet them. i nod hello at more jammed junkie bitches than anything when i skate from lowell st to grafton hill. once me and nate keegan gave this bird a ride from the liquor store to greendale and she's like 'i'll make it worth your while' and nate's like 'no, you don't have to do that.'
'fuck you nate! yes she does!'
but he was driving so i got cockblocked again. ol girl had obvious herpes on her mouth so maybe it was for the best but i was pissed at the time. he ever hits big on a scratcher i'm making him treat me to a blowjob.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3372 on: April 07, 2014, 06:34:31 AM »
In school, last semster!!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3373 on: April 08, 2014, 11:16:59 AM »
this junkie who once sold me and my ex 2 roxies for $75 [and one had a bite taken out of it] kicked the proverbial bucket. i feel like i should have a little empathy since i've OD'd a million times but, um..... one day i will write a heartfelt eulogy like that for gypper.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3374 on: April 09, 2014, 10:17:08 AM »
i can take a crisper photo with my fucking point and shoot camera than our PROFESSIONAL staff photographer can with her dslr on a tripod. and shes been a PROFESSIONAL for probably 15-20 years.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3375 on: April 09, 2014, 09:35:56 PM »
I have the best job for a student as I can study and go on slap the whole time but I'm working till 1am and school starts at 7:30.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3376 on: April 10, 2014, 02:32:47 AM »
Made money on eBay, it takes a while for the money to process though.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3377 on: April 10, 2014, 10:52:01 AM »
stoked on this because i found it regular and ironic at first,
not stoked that it's serious and they mean it

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3378 on: April 10, 2014, 04:51:37 PM »
Eating fried chicken and browsing porn

Getting piled under a shit ton of school projects and exams and shit. 2 more classes this summer and I'm done with undergrad

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3379 on: April 10, 2014, 05:18:49 PM »
Eating fried chicken and browsing porn

Getting piled under a shit ton of school projects and exams and shit. 2 more classes this summer and I'm done with undergrad
same here! fuck em. i graduate this may 16
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I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3380 on: April 11, 2014, 09:55:39 PM »
i have a job in a pretty cool industry but i can't work overtime anymore "temporarily" according to the big the boss. who knows what "temporary" means..........

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3381 on: April 15, 2014, 12:08:47 AM »
I just got a  new timetable at work.. Ill be staying longer every other day, but comming later too.. I still hate it, because it messes up my whole day, but at least Im getting a new contract next month and will be getting more money.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3382 on: April 15, 2014, 12:34:26 AM »
im stoked this girl i've been seeing the past 2 months is reconnecting with some old friends of her,
for some stupid reason (insecurity, but i have trouble admitting it), im not stoked that these old friends are her recent ex's friends


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« Reply #3383 on: April 15, 2014, 11:47:48 AM »
my brother told my ma that i had pills in a drawer. sure enough, there were pills in a drawer so i googled the number and they were hydrocodones and i tried to stop her from throwing them away. i explained that i don't believe in 'leftover opiates' so clearly they weren't mine and this nigger is off his meds so the police came and he stands there flossing his teeth in a towel like 'what's the big deal?' and got his happy ass escorted out. not stoked that a bunch of pills almost came into my grasp but stoked that he got kicked out.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3384 on: April 17, 2014, 05:59:42 AM »
My good friend Abe and I got stranded on the other side of town. We were at some lame ass party and our ride pretty much left the party without telling us, completely ditching us on the other side of town with only five bucks in our pockets. Luckily, we had our boards and belongings on us, so we had that on our sides at least. We skated for a couple miles uphill before we finally saw a main road. We found a bus stop that would lead us back to our side of town, but the buses already stopped running since it was 2am. We checked to see when the next bus was coming and it wasn't coming til 5am, three whole hours later. As a last resort, my buddy Abe called his mom to come pick us up because we were stranded (this wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't both in our early to mid twenties. It felt like we were 16 all over again. Instant nostalgia, hah). While we waited for his mom to get us we found a secluded strip mall near by with these little three stairs and banked manual pads. We had a quick lil sesh as we waited. Overall it was a shitty but still somewhat amusing night.

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« Reply #3385 on: April 17, 2014, 07:13:39 PM »
my brother told my ma that i had pills in a drawer. sure enough, there were pills in a drawer so i googled the number and they were hydrocodones and i tried to stop her from throwing them away. i explained that i don't believe in 'leftover opiates' so clearly they weren't mine and this nigger is off his meds so the police came and he stands there flossing his teeth in a towel like 'what's the big deal?' and got his happy ass escorted out. not stoked that a bunch of pills almost came into my grasp but stoked that he got kicked out.
I'm stoked on the new Boondocks season.
I'm not stoked on your racism, you gross excuse for a human being.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3386 on: April 18, 2014, 05:39:58 AM »
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my brother told my ma that i had pills in a drawer. sure enough, there were pills in a drawer so i googled the number and they were hydrocodones and i tried to stop her from throwing them away. i explained that i don't believe in 'leftover opiates' so clearly they weren't mine and this nigger is off his meds so the police came and he stands there flossing his teeth in a towel like 'what's the big deal?' and got his happy ass escorted out. not stoked that a bunch of pills almost came into my grasp but stoked that he got kicked out.
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I'm stoked on the new Boondocks season.
I'm not stoked on your racism, you gross excuse for a human being.
my brother's white, dummy
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3387 on: April 18, 2014, 06:08:44 AM »
stoked i had a good skateday, filmed a clip, and had a good night in the city..not stoked that when i transferred trains i was outside the station and some dude tackled me to the ground and pinnned me there for 5 mins til the cops came, questioned me a bit then made me go home by a taxi that cost $73. but, stoked when i woke up today that there was $140 bux extra on my floor..weird

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3388 on: April 18, 2014, 06:11:50 AM »
stoked i had a good skateday, filmed a clip, and had a good night in the city..not stoked that when i transferred trains i was outside the station and some dude tackled me to the ground and pinnned me there for 5 mins til the cops came, questioned me a bit then made me go home by a taxi that cost $73. but, stoked when i woke up today that there was $140 bux extra on my floor..weird


what made him decide to tackle you and hold you there for 5 minutes?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3389 on: April 18, 2014, 09:34:21 AM »
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stoked i had a good skateday, filmed a clip, and had a good night in the city..not stoked that when i transferred trains i was outside the station and some dude tackled me to the ground and pinnned me there for 5 mins til the cops came, questioned me a bit then made me go home by a taxi that cost $73. but, stoked when i woke up today that there was $140 bux extra on my floor..weird
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what made him decide to tackle you and hold you there for 5 minutes?

i can't remember...that's what kinda worries me..the cops didnt take me in so it makes think i didnt do shit..i coulda bumped his shoulder or something on accident..