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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3810 on: June 03, 2015, 02:35:55 PM »
Just finished my last day of high school, this is the first major transition for me in quite a while, my feelings are mixed and my best friend is moving to New York for college. Cry me a river, hopefully JC isn't so bad for just 1 year.

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« Reply #3811 on: June 03, 2015, 10:59:39 PM »
this weird ass documentary trailer about drug addiction and the overall shittiness of the area I call home-



I know a lot of those kids, the one black kid w/ short hair died on St Paddys day from heroin od at the age of 21....kid slurping drugs out of poop bowl used to actually be a client of mine...so fucking over the top unreal/too real....stoked/unstoked
sanch dont be mad because your wife used to clean my mansion

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« Reply #3812 on: June 03, 2015, 11:04:49 PM »
this weird ass documentary trailer about drug addiction and the overall shittiness of the area I call home-



I know a lot of those kids, the one black kid w/ short hair died on St Paddys day from heroin od at the age of 21....kid slurping drugs out of poop bowl used to actually be a client of mine...so fucking over the top unreal/too real....stoked/unstoked
shooting coke in the thumb? why not the dick?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3813 on: June 04, 2015, 11:44:47 AM »
hahahaha....use your damn head!
sanch dont be mad because your wife used to clean my mansion

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« Reply #3814 on: June 05, 2015, 12:22:35 PM »
i tried to make a new account but it seems like it won't send me the registration email. guess i'll have to stick with my sub-par username  :-\ i'm over being right-winger.
stoked on getting clips for the homie's sponsor-me tape. not stoked that today is anniversary of one of my best friends' mom's death.

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« Reply #3815 on: June 05, 2015, 12:43:41 PM »
i got all these used rigs laying around [what am i gonna leave em at a playground?] and my mother's always telling me to get rid of them. not stoked. half my bearing covers were falling off so i was trying to get em all off and used rigs work wicked good for that. just get the needle in  there and pop it like a skinnier screwdriver. i like finding alternative uses for stuff.

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« Reply #3816 on: June 05, 2015, 09:48:26 PM »
I had sex with two aliens in disguise when I was a teenager, first one was awesome second one not so much, but anyways I'm pretty sure that's why I got schizophrenia and they won't leave me alone.

Oh and let me tell ya- Alien pussy gets the little "a-okay" emoticon from Facebook. At least when you're not using a condom.

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« Reply #3817 on: June 06, 2015, 10:21:46 AM »
I've got 50 decks to put graphics on for 2nd Nature, all generator!

but first I have to sand the clearcoat off every single one, in the Las Vegas summer heat...




Still more stoked than not though!
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3818 on: June 09, 2015, 01:57:19 PM »
Just finished my last day of high school, this is the first major transition for me in quite a while, my feelings are mixed and my best friend is moving to New York for college. Cry me a river, hopefully JC isn't so bad for just 1 year.

Two of the hottest women I've ever seen in my life were walking towards the JC in my area

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3819 on: June 10, 2015, 06:44:10 AM »
Just quit my job. Two weeks ago I'd put in my notice that I'd be leaving in July or August since I'm a good employee. Ended up quitting today instead.

I'm stoked because my boss was an insane alcoholic asshole. There were at most four employees of the company at any time. I was there for a little over a year, and eleven people cycled through in that time. These tended to be skilled professionals, not people hired through a temp agency. All but one were fired. He would fire people via text message too. For just about nothing each time. Our boss would literally tremble all day every day from being a piece of shit alcoholic, and would lose his shit at people for no reason. You weren't safe after work or on weekends either, because he would find something wrong and call to bitch. I woke up this morning and decided I was over dealing with that shit, so I wrote him a very polite email thanking him for the opportunity. Ive never quit not face-to-face before, but remember, he fires people through texting. Fuck him.


Mainly I'm stoked, but now I have to find a job for one or two months before I move. And I just smoked weed for the first time in almost a year two nights ago, so I can't just go out today and pass a drug test. Great timing!


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« Reply #3820 on: June 10, 2015, 08:55:16 AM »
Just quit my job. Two weeks ago I'd put in my notice that I'd be leaving in July or August since I'm a good employee. Ended up quitting today instead.

I'm stoked because my boss was an insane alcoholic asshole. There were at most four employees of the company at any time. I was there for a little over a year, and eleven people cycled through in that time. These tended to be skilled professionals, not people hired through a temp agency. All but one were fired. He would fire people via text message too. For just about nothing each time. Our boss would literally tremble all day every day from being a piece of shit alcoholic, and would lose his shit at people for no reason. You weren't safe after work or on weekends either, because he would find something wrong and call to bitch. I woke up this morning and decided I was over dealing with that shit, so I wrote him a very polite email thanking him for the opportunity. Ive never quit not face-to-face before, but remember, he fires people through texting. Fuck him.


Mainly I'm stoked, but now I have to find a job for one or two months before I move. And I just smoked weed for the first time in almost a year two nights ago, so I can't just go out today and pass a drug test. Great timing!



Good for you man, shitty bosses are the worst. 


Stoked- I don't slam particularly often.

Not Stoked- When I do it's usually pretty bad.  I've been off the board for 10 days now after smacking the top of my knee.  It's healing but I'm getting antsy. 

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« Reply #3821 on: June 10, 2015, 09:43:31 AM »
I'm starting to get to the point where my body feels old. 

I can't skate for more than 3-4 hours in a day anymore and that's only getting out there 3 days a week. 

I hurt both my hip flexors over 6 months ago and they're still messed up. 

Bursitis in one knee, and my big toe on my push foot aches after every session. 

I'm pretty fuckin stoked to have learned frontside wallies though. 


I'm kind of in this boat and I've had to mellow out.

I started skating again on a regular basis about a year ago and got up to skating a few times a week for 3-5 hours. I was proud of myself but my body fucking hurt nonstop, for days. I was limping for almost a month but kept skating. The only thing that made me finally slow down was getting hit by a car.

Now I'm back to skating once a week, maybe twice if I'm lucky, and I feel fucked up for days. I just skated two days in a row Sunday and Monday, and my body's fucked. But I'm going to try to work back up to 3-4, but just pay more attention to my body.

The positive in this is I feel like I skate better than I have in years, if not ever, and I lost 50 pounds. I'm 28, my style is probably shaky as shit, and I don't jump done anything big anymore but I'm still learning new tricks, and nothing has come close to how much fun I have skating.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3822 on: June 12, 2015, 06:47:42 PM »
not smoking weed

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« Reply #3823 on: June 13, 2015, 06:06:48 AM »
somebody put a fucking sticker on my car but it came right off with ease. i'm saying it was aliens but who knows. they probably would've set the alarm off doing it no? it had perfect placement and was on the roof rack. i doubt anyone stood out there not setting the car alarm off not getting any bubbles whatsoever and just happened to have a sticker the perfect size for the rail of my roof rack. gotta be alien technology for that to magically appear a few hours after the sun came up (i'd been out to smoke and didn't notice it 45 minutes earlier)

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« Reply #3824 on: June 18, 2015, 02:30:06 PM »
My beard looked great but i don't feel good having a mustache.

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« Reply #3825 on: June 19, 2015, 06:43:26 AM »
somebody put a fucking sticker on my car but it came right off with ease. i'm saying it was aliens but who knows. they probably would've set the alarm off doing it no? it had perfect placement and was on the roof rack. i doubt anyone stood out there not setting the car alarm off not getting any bubbles whatsoever and just happened to have a sticker the perfect size for the rail of my roof rack. gotta be alien technology for that to magically appear a few hours after the sun came up (i'd been out to smoke and didn't notice it 45 minutes earlier)

i had a 97 escort in seafoam green back in the day and someone put a sticker that said JETPOWER right on the front of the hood. it wasnt a big sticker, and i thought it was kind of funny, so i left it, but i never found out who put it there. a few weeks later, the same sticker appeared on my back bumper. im sure it was one of my friends or someone i worked with at the time, but i never found out who it was.

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« Reply #3826 on: June 19, 2015, 10:49:03 AM »
making your own stickers is fun. we hooked my buddy up w/ 'i'm not gay but my boyfriend is' and down in NOLA i usedta get this neighbors car w/ 'fuck the retarded' and 'necrophilia is not a crime'.
his black coworkers were like 'negrophilia, what the fuck is that?'
i'm lazy but this thread kinda got me inspired to make some more.

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« Reply #3827 on: June 23, 2015, 08:17:45 PM »
My local noodle shop has a dish called "The Nutty Professor". It's damn good but they don't put enough meat in it.


I mean what's the deal with that?

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« Reply #3828 on: June 24, 2015, 04:00:15 AM »
I smacked my head on concrete on Monday, for the first time in my life after 13 years of skating. For a few seconds I was really scared because it hurt like hell and my head was spinning, but after a while it was allright. Not stoked on that. I still landed my trick after that, so stoked on that.

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« Reply #3829 on: June 24, 2015, 06:10:25 PM »
It's my birthday!   :D

...and I've had really bad food poisoning for the last three days. Just shitting my life away :(

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« Reply #3830 on: June 24, 2015, 06:12:23 PM »
My local noodle shop has a dish called "The Nutty Professor". It's damn good but they don't put enough meat in it.


I mean what's the deal with that?

Do you live in a college town? If not, they may have run out of professors.

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« Reply #3831 on: June 25, 2015, 06:49:27 AM »
my girlfriend invited her friend from work and her boyfriend over to our place for dinner last night. theyre both very christian, like engaged to be married and havent even kissed on the mouth yet christian, so i was a bit anxious to see how the night would turn out. it was actually a really good time and i think i really impressed them with my knowledge of swear words and ability to drink large amounts of alcohol. im stoked that everyone had a good time.

not stoked that im busy as fuck today at work with a wicked hangover.

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« Reply #3832 on: June 25, 2015, 06:55:05 AM »
It's my birthday!   :D

happy birthday then. and yes i live in a college town.

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« Reply #3833 on: June 25, 2015, 04:31:43 PM »
"Got cool guy'd" when I was the only other kid at the park, but yo homie was a pretty damn good skater I can't complain. When I got home I finally landed a rolling old school kickflip with my heels barely touching the pavement. Those are going to be the new No Comply y'all!

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« Reply #3834 on: June 27, 2015, 07:37:26 PM »
Beer company's sponsoring skateboarding. It's cool that my favorite skateboarders are getting free beer, but I'm not stoked since I kinda feel they are marketing towards young kids like how monster and red bull does

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« Reply #3835 on: June 27, 2015, 07:58:07 PM »
Beer company's sponsoring skateboarding. It's cool that my favorite skateboarders are getting free beer, but I'm not stoked since I kinda feel they are marketing towards young kids like how monster and red bull does
Beer companies have always marketed toward youth, if tobacco companies can't advertise alcohol companies shouldn't either. See the NFL or any beer TV advert in history

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« Reply #3836 on: July 01, 2015, 01:06:09 PM »
i bought an engagement ring for my girlfriend. stoked one that. our anniversary is monday, july 13 and i plan on giving it to her the sunday before. i just have no fucking clue how im going to do it. she knows that im going to ask soon, but i still want it to be somewhat unexpected, so i dont want to just tell her that were going out to dinner or something boring like that. i have no good ideas and im running out of time.

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« Reply #3837 on: July 01, 2015, 02:37:56 PM »
i bought an engagement ring for my girlfriend. stoked one that. our anniversary is monday, july 13 and i plan on giving it to her the sunday before. i just have no fucking clue how im going to do it. she knows that im going to ask soon, but i still want it to be somewhat unexpected, so i dont want to just tell her that were going out to dinner or something boring like that. i have no good ideas and im running out of time.

Do you remember where you took her for your first date?

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« Reply #3838 on: July 01, 2015, 03:32:52 PM »
I am finally going to see my doctor about my knee pain that's still going on after my surgery. Then I'm also going to another doctor for second opinion. Stoked I can hopefully get some answers but I really hate how this has turned out. The surgery was my graduation gift from college and all that's happened is I barely even want to get out of bed anymore cause this whole thing got me so depressed. I really don't know what is going to happen if I find out its permanent and that part scares me. But I'm really fucking hoping this pain will get figured out and fixed.
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« Reply #3839 on: July 01, 2015, 04:10:50 PM »
i bought an engagement ring for my girlfriend. stoked one that. our anniversary is monday, july 13 and i plan on giving it to her the sunday before. i just have no fucking clue how im going to do it. she knows that im going to ask soon, but i still want it to be somewhat unexpected, so i dont want to just tell her that were going out to dinner or something boring like that. i have no good ideas and im running out of time.

Do you remember where you took her for your first date?

we dont have the most romantic history when it comes to firsts. we met at a pool hall/bar kind of place. our first date was just to the movies. the first time we kissed was in my car in the parking lot of a bar listening to death from above 1969. not really anything about those places really appeals to my proposal. ill figure something out though. im not going for some brag worthy viral youtube proposal which seems to be all the rage these days, but i want it to look like i at least put some effort into it.