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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3840 on: July 13, 2015, 04:48:49 AM »
i just proposed and she said yes. stoked on that.

when i bought the ring i told the guy that she was a size 6 and he assured me that it would fit her finger. the fucking ring doesnt fit! she loves the ring and isnt upset about it not fitting, but i feel like such a chump. ive been waiting for at least a month to see the ring on her finger and not being able to see it is a real bummer.

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« Reply #3841 on: July 13, 2015, 04:53:48 AM »
Damn congrats JB!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3842 on: July 13, 2015, 07:03:15 AM »
El Chap Guzman escaped, through a perfect full pipe


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« Reply #3843 on: July 18, 2015, 05:11:53 PM »
^Damn that blanket looks a little like three strips of bacon.

Had a mediocre-ish time at the skatepark, the angle iron wouldn't wax cuz of the heat so I couldn't do a lotta the shit I wanted to. Didn't master caveman boardslides either. I did however just randomly notice the perfect manny pad to 3 1/4 foot drop right by the 3 set. NBD small town spot!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3844 on: July 26, 2015, 06:26:10 PM »
I'm getting my definitive fake teeth process done by tomorrow.

I've been treating my teeth for about 13 years, since i'm 7 or 8 years old, and its going to end finally, but i also will be without my temporary fake teeth for about 3 or 4 days and in pain... It's going to be horrible and i'm a little scared of it but i'm also stoked because i will be finally free of braces and dental treatments. Finally normal, with nice teeth.

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« Reply #3845 on: July 27, 2015, 06:18:21 AM »
Oh man you gotta post a pic of your before and after smiles. At least a before. I went through braces, fillings, fake front teeth from skating, part my front tooth is currently rotted out from freebasing cocaine, all typesa shit bur i end up fine in the long run.

Stoked to be drinking for the first time in 2015 but i'm by myself at 9 AM on a Monday morning. It rained last night so I'm waiting for the sun to come out and I'm headed to the park for noseblunts and bonelesses.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3846 on: July 27, 2015, 04:18:41 PM »
Oh man you gotta post a pic of your before and after smiles. At least a before. I went through braces, fillings, fake front teeth from skating, part my front tooth is currently rotted out from freebasing cocaine, all typesa shit bur i end up fine in the long run.

Stoked to be drinking for the first time in 2015 but i'm by myself at 9 AM on a Monday morning. It rained last night so I'm waiting for the sun to come out and I'm headed to the park for noseblunts and bonelesses.

Damn, you passed a lot! My problem didnt came from skating... I actually dont have 2 of my front teeth, they dont exist. When my baby teeth fell they wouldnt come out so i went through some x-rays and they told me a dont have them. So my Dentist went through lots of processes to gain space in my mouth to put some fake teeth on their place.

I already done the process i was going to do today, but actually it was different from what i thought. He done the holes today and putted in the screws but not the teeth. I didnt knew i need to heal first, so the bone grow around the screw and then i can put the definitive teeth. I will need to wait about 3 months and keep using the temporary fake teeth till i can put the final ones. At least the pain is not as bad as i thought with the meds he gave me.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3847 on: July 28, 2015, 04:31:16 PM »
Holy shit that sounds terrible man. Sorry. Pain always sucks.


Stoked I got my car above 100 today for the first time in years on a road trip, not stoked I was in a work zone and there was a camera. I don't know if the camera could see my plates from the angle it was pointed but I gotta assume the worst since life always is fucking me in the ass with a cactus made of razorblades.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3848 on: July 29, 2015, 01:35:27 PM »
Grant brittain is giving a crash course of skate photography at ucsd

But i never took photo 101 which is a prereq
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http://m.extension.ucsd.edu/index.cfm?vAction=courseDetail&vStudyAreaID=undefined&vCourse=ART-40657


I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3849 on: July 29, 2015, 02:01:07 PM »
Grant brittain is giving a crash course of skate photography at ucsd

But i never took photo 101 which is a prereq
  :-[

http://m.extension.ucsd.edu/index.cfm?vAction=courseDetail&vStudyAreaID=undefined&vCourse=ART-40657


talk to your counselor and see if they can pull some strings for you.

if that doesnt work, talk to another counselor. just let them know that its a big deal to you and hopefully it will all work out.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3850 on: July 29, 2015, 02:22:19 PM »
Finally got back to skating after a month off due to rolled ankles, 10 minutes after getting to the spot I ollied right into a wheel sized hole and refreshed the bow and knee scrapes. Its good to walk around looking like a badass again

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3851 on: July 30, 2015, 08:09:17 AM »
Slipped over on backside grind and I was pretty stoked to get my hands on the ground before my chin/teeth/nose broke my fall but I'm not particularly stoked on spraining what feels like from my thumb to my neck on both arms. 

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« Reply #3852 on: July 30, 2015, 01:24:33 PM »
Slipped over on backside grind and I was pretty stoked to get my hands on the ground before my chin/teeth/nose broke my fall but I'm not particularly stoked on spraining what feels like from my thumb to my neck on both arms. 
sorry man at least you're out there shredding. i just recently started fucking around with this pyramid ledge and I get to thinking "What's the worst that'lll happen if I fuck up on this one" and I'm assuming that just my teeth will break again but breaking a wrist would seriously suck a fat cock loaded with termite jizz.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3853 on: July 30, 2015, 02:28:54 PM »
Slipped over on backside grind and I was pretty stoked to get my hands on the ground before my chin/teeth/nose broke my fall but I'm not particularly stoked on spraining what feels like from my thumb to my neck on both arms. 
sorry man at least you're out there shredding. i just recently started fucking around with this pyramid ledge and I get to thinking "What's the worst that'lll happen if I fuck up on this one" and I'm assuming that just my teeth will break again but breaking a wrist would seriously suck a fat cock loaded with termite jizz.

you paint a picture

had a cyst removed from my back a week and a half ago, they thought it could be a lipoma (fatty tumor) and possibly cancerous, but no, just a cyst. so, stoked. but can't skate for another week since i always used to fall on that spot when the cyst was there but somehow didn't pop it, but now if i do i'll pop my back open

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3854 on: July 30, 2015, 04:51:23 PM »
Slipped over on backside grind and I was pretty stoked to get my hands on the ground before my chin/teeth/nose broke my fall but I'm not particularly stoked on spraining what feels like from my thumb to my neck on both arms. 
sorry man at least you're out there shredding. i just recently started fucking around with this pyramid ledge and I get to thinking "What's the worst that'lll happen if I fuck up on this one" and I'm assuming that just my teeth will break again but breaking a wrist would seriously suck a fat cock loaded with termite jizz.

I wonder how many termites would be necessary to accomplish that

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3855 on: August 02, 2015, 07:33:29 PM »
I had a neat little exchange with a racist on reddit. Of course I'm not stoked on the fact that this is a thing, but I am stoked on raising awareness and the fact that most people were in agreement in the thread, which is outside of the norm of reddit. There was a post about how in 2005, Wells Fargo started a program to educate black communities on building "generational wealth." This program turned out to be a front for steering black people into predatory loans. WF paid damages, but not before hundreds of houses were foreclosed. This is a quote from the linked article:
According to The New York Times, affidavits found loan officers referring to their black customers as “mud people” and to their subprime products as “ghetto loans.”
“We just went right after them,” Beth Jacobson, a former Wells Fargo loan officer, told The Times. “Wells Fargo mortgage had an emerging-markets unit that specifically targeted black churches because it figured church leaders had a lot of influence and could convince congregants to take out subprime loans.”
In 2011, Bank of America agreed to pay $355 million to settle charges of discrimination against its Countrywide unit. The following year, Wells Fargo settled its discrimination suit for more than $175 million. But the damage had been done. In 2009, half the properties in Baltimore whose owners had been granted loans by Wells Fargo between 2005 and 2008 were vacant; 71 percent of these properties were in predominantly black neighborhoods.

A poster makes this sarcastic comment underlying his frustration with popular ignorant opinion: "See, black people just need to get over slavery. The only thing holding them back is their own hip hop culture."

Racist responds with: "Are you the guy that brings up the holocaust every time something bad happens to a Jew?"

This is where I take over by saying: "I don't know, are you the guy that denies historical events and institutionalized discrimination influences modern culture?"

Racist: "Oh really? Please connect the dots between slavery in the 1800s and Wells Fargo fucking over poor people in the 2000s."

Me: "Are you serious? There's not really too many dots to connect here. The US has a pretty clear history of policies that have been destructive to the economic rise of black people. Discriminatory practices in jobs, housing, education, politics, and much more are pretty well documented and they have all contributed to the economic and cultural state of black people. They have fostered a state of lowered expectations and generational poverty. You know, the exact thing that WF claimed to try to combat in this criminal policy. That being so, they are an easier target than other groups for unscrupulous businesses to exploit. It is the reason why programs like this can exist."

Racist doesn't respond directly to me, but edits his comment with this addition: "EDIT: Below: People getting angry and saying the line is obvious and easy to draw, but nobody actually drawing the line. Just saved you all a few minutes."

Most people responded to the dude with comments similar to mine, so that's cool, but there were a couple idiots too. Good times.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3856 on: August 02, 2015, 08:02:52 PM »
Stoked: Got to see Neurosis on Friday.

Not stoked that I didn't see Hate! there. I think he's avoiding me. We're probably going to break up soon.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3857 on: August 02, 2015, 08:14:13 PM »
Skateboarding is a thing for me again. Pretty stoked. Gonna try to avoid the pitfalls this time.

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« Reply #3858 on: August 03, 2015, 03:10:31 PM »
Met a dude that does fingerflip airwalks up on big walls, told him how stoked I was on him and his tricks and he started talking some hogawash about getting a blowjob over in the corner of the spot. Funny guy. I guess this was better suited for things that made you laugh today.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3859 on: August 03, 2015, 11:13:33 PM »
Thundercat, Beach House, and Father John Misty show all within days of each other. And my homie is selling me a pair of Klipsch Heresy III's for three hundred.

But I'm broke as fucking fuck.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3860 on: August 04, 2015, 12:17:38 AM »
My brother is in SF for the week, staying at my place, but I work everyday til saturday so I wont be able to kick it as much as I'd like to. I also rolled my ankle.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3861 on: August 05, 2015, 01:27:55 PM »
Managed to get my hands on the last Mother 8.25 at my shop today.

The name really grew on me so I'm sad to see it go, just hope they get Quasi on the shelves quick. 

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« Reply #3862 on: August 05, 2015, 06:34:29 PM »
Skateboarding is a thing for me again. Pretty stoked. Gonna try to avoid the pitfalls this time.

this dude skating again has me stoked.
not stoked on my legs being so sore from running miles upon miles the last few days I can hardly walk.

but fuck yeah wonkabar. i've been there before too. i'm glad to hear you found the golden ticket back to skateboarding. welcome back!
« Last Edit: August 05, 2015, 06:36:00 PM by zeepers »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3863 on: August 09, 2015, 01:48:38 PM »
Just found out d'yer mak'er is not pronounced dire maker.

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« Reply #3864 on: August 10, 2015, 02:19:26 AM »
well wadja think that the fucking maker was a dire wolf?

I've been up all night drinking natty ice but I'm going to the fucking park and putting the flatbar up on the quarterpipe and going up the quarterpipe and sliding down it. i have to boneless though cuz i suck at skating.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3865 on: August 10, 2015, 11:19:15 AM »
Just found out d'yer mak'er is not pronounced dire maker.


thats news to me. how is it pronounced then?

i'm going to have to listen to it when i get home. thats my favorite one off HotH.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3866 on: August 10, 2015, 01:01:54 PM »
Did you make her and Jamaica

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3867 on: August 10, 2015, 09:03:05 PM »
Four Wheels was at my local park hockey rink today, but I only know this because of someone I know posting an instagram video of him

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« Reply #3868 on: August 10, 2015, 09:08:36 PM »
Four Wheels was at my local park hockey rink today, but I only know this because of someone I know posting an instagram video of him
Ah the hockey rink down there's a spot too I see. There's some shit to skate over at the hockey rink here but you gets kicksted out.

Stoked: I'm completely functional, down to a size L t-shirt, I have a good haircut, not entirely a mess
Not Stoked: I believe I've gone completely mad and am completely unrepairable via medication/therapy.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3869 on: August 11, 2015, 08:22:39 AM »
Four Wheels was at my local park hockey rink today, but I only know this because of someone I know posting an instagram video of him
Ah the hockey rink down there's a spot too I see. There's some shit to skate over at the hockey rink here but you gets kicksted out.
Yeah, the hockey rink down here is actually right next to the skatepark and just within the past few months we got the town to designate it as part of the park. The plan is to eventually connect it to the existing skatepark and then start constructing stuff in the rink and they would make it a pretty big park - more than double its size now. Ah, so there's something else I'm stoked on, but I'm not stoked on it also because I feel like they'll find a way to fuck it up and make it shitty. It's really fun right now just with all the random stuff to skate in there.