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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3960 on: September 24, 2015, 08:09:36 AM »
I think I'm pretty much 100% over females. Like I don't think I'll ever once in my life be able to identify as "Gay" but yeah at this point I'm pretty much assured I'll never be "on the prowl" or some shit like that ever again.
Well I know I'm not gay...sucked a dick once and that shit 'bout made me sick!... ;D
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3961 on: September 24, 2015, 08:57:12 AM »
was up till like 530 in the morning fucking this beautiful woman , could this be love


edit- Can't stop thinking about her, its not even just the sex anymore #sadboy
« Last Edit: September 25, 2015, 01:33:54 PM by Justis »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3962 on: September 24, 2015, 06:54:28 PM »
It seems like whenever you go and lightly try to explain to anyone the way things are in this world they call you a "hater", but it's pretty funny when they go way out of their way to prove you wrong and make themselves look borderline mentally retarded in the process.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3963 on: September 25, 2015, 02:50:32 AM »
I think I'm pretty much 100% over females. Like I don't think I'll ever once in my life be able to identify as "Gay" but yeah at this point I'm pretty much assured I'll never be "on the prowl" or some shit like that ever again.
I was like that for a long time. Still single, but no longer extremely scared of women.... One of my skate buddies had an ex-GF who murdered a millionaire in Garden City, Idaho... look it up, man's name was Brian Geddes... the killing cunt's name is Jordan Shaver, she's currently into her second year of 20 to life...
....I was talking to my skateboarding friend who dated this girl for a few weeks before they found the dead body, and I was reminded of a time when I was in fourth grade and witnessed a big-fat woman, who was high on Methamphetamine, crash her car into the fence outside my old apartment.. the police immediately pulled up, guns drawn... They got her out of the car, a white van shows up, they're going to put her in the back of it.... she see's that and body slams the two cops on her into the pavement, fat-fuck-FUPA to tits to broken nose... after that three more men in black suits swarm around her and subdue her by force.... I think this was before our cops had tasers..... anyway, I'm linking to that incident, because I want SLAP to know about how shitty Meth is to Idahoans who don't tweak out, but get labeled as tweakers because they (I) skateboard and because of traumatic life experiences that happen when we're near crazy druggies in our red state; a state that has absolutely horrible mental health care facilities.... The radical-right wingers here blame every freak accident here on GOD to cover their own shitty anonymous assholes.....

Never mind, can't find a record of the car crash after multiple google searches.... cops were probably trying to cover up their own mistake of letting a known female meth fugitive escape from jail.... My mother, best friend and I witnessed it.... he won't even answer my phone calls anymore... my mom thinks I want to "kill everyone".... they've both forgotten that I was just a space case skateboarder and they and their "christian friends," ruined my life in a vain attempt to protect me from drugs, alcohol, and accidental death/suicide.... fucking AA and theocratic Idaho politics....

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« Reply #3964 on: September 25, 2015, 02:02:23 PM »
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« Reply #3965 on: September 25, 2015, 04:47:14 PM »
I think I'm pretty much 100% over females. Like I don't think I'll ever once in my life be able to identify as "Gay" but yeah at this point I'm pretty much assured I'll never be "on the prowl" or some shit like that ever again.
I was like that for a long time. Still single, but no longer extremely scared of women.... One of my skate buddies had an ex-GF who murdered a millionaire in Garden City, Idaho... look it up, man's name was Brian Geddes... the killing cunt's name is Jordan Shaver, she's currently into her second year of 20 to life...
....I was talking to my skateboarding friend who dated this girl for a few weeks before they found the dead body, and I was reminded of a time when I was in fourth grade and witnessed a big-fat woman, who was high on Methamphetamine, crash her car into the fence outside my old apartment.. the police immediately pulled up, guns drawn... They got her out of the car, a white van shows up, they're going to put her in the back of it.... she see's that and body slams the two cops on her into the pavement, fat-fuck-FUPA to tits to broken nose... after that three more men in black suits swarm around her and subdue her by force.... I think this was before our cops had tasers..... anyway, I'm linking to that incident, because I want SLAP to know about how shitty Meth is to Idahoans who don't tweak out, but get labeled as tweakers because they (I) skateboard and because of traumatic life experiences that happen when we're near crazy druggies in our red state; a state that has absolutely horrible mental health care facilities.... The radical-right wingers here blame every freak accident here on GOD to cover their own shitty anonymous assholes.....

Never mind, can't find a record of the car crash after multiple google searches.... cops were probably trying to cover up their own mistake of letting a known female meth fugitive escape from jail.... My mother, best friend and I witnessed it.... he won't even answer my phone calls anymore... my mom thinks I want to "kill everyone".... they've both forgotten that I was just a space case skateboarder and they and their "christian friends," ruined my life in a vain attempt to protect me from drugs, alcohol, and accidental death/suicide.... fucking AA and theocratic Idaho politics....
Ok I'd have to be on meth to only like dudes yeah that does sound about right I just have gone through a pretty decent spell of not meeting "cool girls" that are into cool shit. Ok. Moving on.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3966 on: September 25, 2015, 04:47:31 PM »
was up till like 530 in the morning fucking this beautiful woman , could this be love


edit- Can't stop thinking about her, its not even just the sex anymore #sadboy
Beware the succubus. She will steal your skate powers until you no longer want to skate.

On the serious tip, congrats.
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3967 on: September 27, 2015, 04:42:38 PM »
360 flips are pretty easy on my nephews penny board. Still impossible for me on my board. Felt cool to land one though.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3968 on: September 30, 2015, 08:12:35 PM »
I just got an interview for a full time job and I took a piss test. I'm 65 days clean but I'm psyching myself out about passing or not, been reading horror stories online.

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« Reply #3969 on: October 02, 2015, 02:58:40 AM »
Finished my fancy master's degree, got a job in Duesseldorf, germany. Never heard about a skate scene there, don't really know anybody there and I'll be 4 hours away from my gf  :-/
i likes skooterboarding.. be lets friends :)

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« Reply #3970 on: October 02, 2015, 11:04:10 AM »
I just got an interview for a full time job and I took a piss test. I'm 65 days clean but I'm psyching myself out about passing or not, been reading horror stories online.

Good luck. I've read that for a heavy smoker, weed can stay in your system up to 11 weeks. But it also depends on how much body fat you have. The skinnier you are, the better.
All the bad drugs leave your system within a week or so.

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« Reply #3971 on: October 02, 2015, 06:41:08 PM »
Finished my fancy master's degree, got a job in Duesseldorf, germany. Never heard about a skate scene there, don't really know anybody there and I'll be 4 hours away from my gf  :-/

What's your fancy degree in?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3972 on: October 03, 2015, 01:28:31 AM »
Finished my fancy master's degree, got a job in Duesseldorf, germany. Never heard about a skate scene there, don't really know anybody there and I'll be 4 hours away from my gf�  :-/
What's your fancy degree in?
'Urban design' would be the translation.
i likes skooterboarding.. be lets friends :)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3973 on: October 04, 2015, 07:58:26 PM »
Was supposed to go skate with my buddy Pete, but he bailed out, and plus it got windy out, so I just stayed home and made lasagna and garlic toast instead. I'm watching skate vids on YouTube while I'm eating and I'm getting all hyped up, so I might just go skate anyways by myself at the local curb/manny pad spot down the street from my apartment.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3974 on: October 06, 2015, 07:21:57 PM »
I've had the first generation Iphone plan for many moons, and it all came crashing down a mountain of steaming shit in the last twenty-four hours.

My sister needed help, so I added a line to my plan two years ago for her. Hooked it up with a phone, and paid her bill for her until she could get back on her feet. She scored a great job last year and had been paying her own bill finally. Last week she said she was going to verizon and cancelled her line on my plan, "No sweat," I thought. I got my new bill and it was $115, no bueno. Long story short, she fucked up my plan, and there was no way in hell AT&T was going to give it back.
Today I went and sorted through the ashes, ended up at Sprint for $72.50 a month, unlimited everything. Upside, got the 6s, and a free life lifeproof. Kinda tight, but bummed I forked out more cheese than I'd like today.

6s feels bogus too, all plastic and windows-esk in quality.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3975 on: October 07, 2015, 07:03:41 AM »
I've had the first generation Iphone plan for many moons, and it all came crashing down a mountain of steaming shit in the last twenty-four hours.

My sister needed help, so I added a line to my plan two years ago for her. Hooked it up with a phone, and paid her bill for her until she could get back on her feet. She scored a great job last year and had been paying her own bill finally. Last week she said she was going to verizon and cancelled her line on my plan, "No sweat," I thought. I got my new bill and it was $115, no bueno. Long story short, she fucked up my plan, and there was no way in hell AT&T was going to give it back.
Today I went and sorted through the ashes, ended up at Sprint for $72.50 a month, unlimited everything. Upside, got the 6s, and a free life lifeproof. Kinda tight, but bummed I forked out more cheese than I'd like today.

6s feels bogus too, all plastic and windows-esk in quality.


i was grandfathered into the all unlimited iphone plan on att back when they had the 3gs, but my parents paid my bill. once i got a real job and moved out of their house, my dad called me up one day and said he took me off their plan and my phone was going to be disconnected the following day. didnt even give me the option to pay my way on their plan, which was only like $50 a month or something stupid like that. att wanted almost $100 bucks a month for 3 gigs of data and unlimited talk and text so i went with sprint and my bill is like $65 for the same plan. paying my own bill was not a problem and i definitely needed to be paying it myself, but i was pissed at my dad for just kicking me off the plan unannounced. and since i had to switch providers and my line was disconnected, i had to get a new number and a new phone because my att iphone was compatible with sprint.

im honestly thinking about switching over to cricket wireless. they use att's towers and the service is way better than sprint. my girls phone is through them and her bill is like $35/month with 3 gigs. i still owe sprint like $150 for my phone though.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3976 on: October 08, 2015, 09:56:38 AM »
Project FI from google looks good for cell phone.  The only downside is you have to buy a phone.

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« Reply #3977 on: October 08, 2015, 10:46:51 AM »
Dentists

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3978 on: October 14, 2015, 02:51:15 PM »
been skating pretty consistently for a few weeks, being active in general, eating habits are better, being more social, buying new clothes, trying to better myself, which all makes me feel good, but happiness is still fleeting, i still get stressed/unhappy/depressed over the same things, and i know it is all enhanced cause i can't shake feelings for a girl who, while we're really close, seemingly doesn't like me like that, and ending up in the same place mentally everyday with no end in sight takes its toll
look who's eating dinner at 6 o'clock

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« Reply #3979 on: October 17, 2015, 11:38:42 PM »
I'm pretty much finding that if you're not a "person of interest" per se and you have a very high iron diet that you can eat an amount of pure copper (newer pennies won't work, they are simply plated, found that out last night), and touch a battery to your tongue you can use your flesh as an electromagnet.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3980 on: November 02, 2015, 05:40:32 PM »
Luan Olivera posted pictures of himself on instagram, twice on two different occasions last week and I was exactly there the 2 times, at the same time as him and didn't see him. I would of love to see that guy skate in person...

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« Reply #3981 on: November 04, 2015, 08:44:44 AM »
bummed that rusty disappeared but this is kinda funny. he made that middle fingers, jihad masked, dancing w/ the green screen heath kirchart flag behind him, right? lowkey racism or whatever but a few months back there was a discarded shirt at WormSide w/ the rebel flag on it and i told the good man, 'hey, you either drop in on all the ramps here or you gotta wear this shirt' w/in reason [a few are pretty tall and especially sketchy building-wise. he ignored me and continued waxing a line down the round bowled corner and trying boneless noseblunts to flat. to no avail.
for anyways his response was 'i don't even want that shirt touching my car.
well then ya might wanna really go for it, eh? cause otherwise we're going to ethnic restaurants and you're gonna dress like dale earnheardt.
he never did put on the ground score shirt but he seems to have overcome that irrational fear. next time it's gonna be spiders.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3982 on: November 04, 2015, 04:43:09 PM »
Spent ten minutes looking for that Daewon donuts thread thinking it was a new mini part, nope.  Saw the new Gravette part, which was fantastic and several times more interesting than the OMFnyjah part.

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« Reply #3983 on: November 04, 2015, 08:06:48 PM »
Spent ten minutes looking for that Daewon donuts thread thinking it was a new mini part, nope.  Saw the new Gravette part, which was fantastic and several times more interesting than the OMFnyjah part.
ha, if only you and i could get daewon as inspired as we are. 'daewon was hungry, he got him a donut. donut's the size of the whole wide world! my whole life is like a picture of a sunny day! my whole life, it's like a picture of a sunny day'

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3984 on: November 05, 2015, 07:23:23 PM »
Spent ten minutes looking for that Daewon donuts thread thinking it was a new mini part, nope.  Saw the new Gravette part, which was fantastic and several times more interesting than the OMFnyjah part.
ha, if only you and i could get daewon as inspired as we are. 'daewon was hungry, he got him a donut. donut's the size of the whole wide world! my whole life is like a picture of a sunny day! my whole life, it's like a picture of a sunny day'


Great song.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3985 on: November 11, 2015, 02:34:31 PM »
A guy at the skatepark yesterday told me I "looked like I could do b/s 360s."


I can't. 

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« Reply #3986 on: November 14, 2015, 01:01:24 PM »
i had one of those road rash slams going hella fast, fucked up my jacket but it felt good somehow.
i think i was wearing enough clothing (it's cold here) that i felt like the michelin man instead of it just being a bummer.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3987 on: November 15, 2015, 11:11:19 AM »
Not Stoked: I dropped my phone in the toilet while pooping

Stoked: It still works

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3988 on: November 17, 2015, 03:57:21 AM »
Was a case here in sweden , this summer a 17 year old girl left her job , day time , and just vanished   . There was much
media coverage and a big search party . They didnt find her for afew days , and when they did she was tied up in a cupboard dead.

They found the dude who did it pretty quick , and they convicted him today , life in prison . Im not sure why it hit me abit , theres so much war  , murder and death out there . but this kinda stuck with me

So Stoked they got the guy , not stoked she died , and died so young

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« Reply #3989 on: November 17, 2015, 01:30:48 PM »
That sucks. Apparently, my city of almost 300,000 has zero homicides so far this year. I hope we can make it to the end of the year.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.