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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4050 on: May 30, 2016, 06:27:37 PM »
Are you really? Bleaching your hair will make it weaker. And you're in your mid twenties, so it's a pretty good run either way.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4051 on: May 30, 2016, 06:31:46 PM »
Are you really? Bleaching your hair will make it weaker. And you're in your mid twenties, so it's a pretty good run either way.

I kind of noticed it after my last hair cut like last year that something seemed off. Just got a hair cut today though and you can definitely see its happening. I only bleached my hair once and never was going to keep it. I get a hair cut like maybe twice a year and just wanted to do something fun before i get my only hair cut style, which is a buzz cut

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4052 on: May 30, 2016, 06:32:58 PM »
i'm stoked i found a pair of shoes in a style like for $39, but i'm not stoked because it's osiris, damn

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4053 on: May 30, 2016, 09:23:35 PM »
was walking to my garage to rip the bong before bed. ended up dropping it and spilling bong water on my kitchen cabinet and floor, not stoked. Stoked i caught my bong before it hit the ground.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4054 on: May 31, 2016, 05:44:28 AM »
was walking to my garage to rip the bong before bed. ended up dropping it and spilling bong water on my kitchen cabinet and floor, not stoked. Stoked i caught my bong before it hit the ground.

Gross bong water is like cat piss in the smells-you-can't-get-rid-of rankings.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4055 on: June 02, 2016, 09:04:43 AM »
I had a fun night but I woke up to find out that my tongue is overextended or some shit. It kind of hurts and my mouth tastes like pussy and cigs.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4056 on: June 03, 2016, 06:16:15 PM »
I've realized that this heavy metal scene i've been trying to be a part of for years is just a bunch of selfish overgrown children who possess this clique high school mentality and that the camaraderie i've been hoping for isn't there yet no scene or clique can compare to what skateboarding has given me, even though i skate alone and i have no friends, skateboarding has shown me that this is okay and to be happy with myself without having to go very far in search of said happiness or look for it in other people.





this isn't a pity party it is how it is, han solo signing off  ;D

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4057 on: June 03, 2016, 06:38:31 PM »
I've realized that this heavy metal scene i've been trying to be a part of for years is just a bunch of selfish overgrown children who possess this clique high school mentality and that the camaraderie i've been hoping for isn't there yet no scene or clique can compare to what skateboarding has given me, even though i skate alone and i have no friends, skateboarding has shown me that this is okay and to be happy with myself without having to go very far in search of said happiness or look for it in other people.





this isn't a pity party it is how it is, han solo signing off  ;D

The heavy metal scene can be one of the shittiest scenes sometimes. People get so elitist and egocentric sometimes that makes me mad!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4058 on: June 04, 2016, 10:30:47 AM »
Today I snapped a board for the first time in my life. It wasn't new, it was a second-hand one I bought from a friend mostly because he needed the cash. But I sanded it down, sawed off the razored and damaged parts of the tail and turned into a punk point nose, and turned into a gross little cruiser. I was just dicking around in my backyard before going outside for real. It's a nice little milestone, though!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4059 on: June 04, 2016, 05:03:50 PM »
I've realized that this heavy metal scene i've been trying to be a part of for years is just a bunch of selfish overgrown children who possess this clique high school mentality and that the camaraderie i've been hoping for isn't there yet no scene or clique can compare to what skateboarding has given me, even though i skate alone and i have no friends, skateboarding has shown me that this is okay and to be happy with myself without having to go very far in search of said happiness or look for it in other people.





this isn't a pity party it is how it is, han solo signing off  ;D



That's what i've been seeing a lot of, it makes me sick. it's all i see in the Bdm scene, bunch of people trying to impress each other and make money off of lame ass merch, it's like what happened to someone digging an idea you have and being down just for the music?

The heavy metal scene can be one of the shittiest scenes sometimes. People get so elitist and egocentric sometimes that makes me mad!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4060 on: June 05, 2016, 01:45:54 PM »
Free drug sample has came.
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Which means I will be going through withdrawal in a few weeks.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4061 on: June 05, 2016, 02:19:32 PM »
Free drug sample has came.
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Which means I will be going through withdrawal in a few weeks.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4062 on: June 05, 2016, 02:32:23 PM »
Really, what the hell. the most left-field what the fuck post of today goes to the pill machine guy

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4063 on: June 15, 2016, 11:49:18 PM »
got to go for a roll yesterday (it's rainy season here)

some old dude got angry at me for skating my local (which is literally a park, not a skatepark) even though no one was their and I was just minding my own business

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4064 on: June 17, 2016, 02:25:20 PM »
Stuck double flip on this ten , then I landed primo ,gotta go back /:

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4065 on: June 24, 2016, 04:02:54 PM »
It's been another slow day at work, with $3.96 in tips for over three hours. I ended up buying a $100 Huf surprise pack, when I wasn't doing shit. All I have left to do here is roll up silverware and wait for the owner to come back. I'm cashing out on my hourly wages, so I'm going to get some bud and a bottle of scotch, when I get off. If she gives me a check instead of cash, I will be kind of disappointed.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4066 on: June 27, 2016, 06:49:06 PM »


I posted a adidas shoe on my insta, got a PM from one of their designers (Rob Carlos) praising it, got stoked and asked what i had to do to work for adidas. He said i could send him my portfolio and he would pass it to their recruiter, so i could start a internship. I got really stoked with this, working for a companie like adidas is a dream of mine so i told my girl. And there is the bad part. Their internships are usually 6 months, and this is killing my girlfriend, she didnt sleep or eat, just cries since yesterday, she just begs me to not go. So it's like, i'm stoked, but i fell bad because i'm hurting her. The thing is, I'm not even "in" yet, i need to do the portfolio because i dont have one and they can not like it, but i really want to give it a chance!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4067 on: June 27, 2016, 07:59:30 PM »


I posted a adidas shoe on my insta, got a PM from one of their designers (Rob Carlos) praising it, got stoked and asked what i had to do to work for adidas. He said i could send him my portfolio and he would pass it to their recruiter, so i could start a internship. I got really stoked with this, working for a companie like adidas is a dream of mine so i told my girl. And there is the bad part. Their internships are usually 6 months, and this is killing my girlfriend, she didnt sleep or eat, just cries since yesterday, she just begs me to not go. So it's like, i'm stoked, but i fell bad because i'm hurting her. The thing is, I'm not even "in" yet, i need to do the portfolio because i dont have one and they can not like it, but i really want to give it a chance!
Mate! I know you're pretty young (and I know absolutely NOTHING about your girl apart from the fact that she often gets jelly) but as an old fart I will give you one good piece of advice: NEVER give up shit/ your dreams for your significant other (unless of course you are married/ have kids etc.) because you will 100% regret it down the track.
That internship is like your fucking dream no? Say you turn it down and then a week later she breaks up with you, guarantee you will totally be hating her existence for eternity if that happens. Long distance is a bitch but it can be done, second chance with adidas might never pop up again.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4068 on: June 27, 2016, 10:15:22 PM »
^^^

All of that.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4070 on: June 27, 2016, 11:13:19 PM »
Thought I had to work tomorrow and checked and saw that I don't work til the 5th. Fuck
You think he just rolled out of bed and b/s 360 mannied the roselyn banks?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4071 on: June 28, 2016, 02:07:38 AM »


I posted a adidas shoe on my insta, got a PM from one of their designers (Rob Carlos) praising it, got stoked and asked what i had to do to work for adidas. He said i could send him my portfolio and he would pass it to their recruiter, so i could start a internship. I got really stoked with this, working for a companie like adidas is a dream of mine so i told my girl. And there is the bad part. Their internships are usually 6 months, and this is killing my girlfriend, she didnt sleep or eat, just cries since yesterday, she just begs me to not go. So it's like, i'm stoked, but i fell bad because i'm hurting her. The thing is, I'm not even "in" yet, i need to do the portfolio because i dont have one and they can not like it, but i really want to give it a chance!
Mate! I know you're pretty young (and I know absolutely NOTHING about your girl apart from the fact that she often gets jelly) but as an old fart I will give you one good piece of advice: NEVER give up shit/ your dreams for your significant other (unless of course you are married/ have kids etc.) because you will 100% regret it down the track.
That internship is like your fucking dream no? Say you turn it down and then a week later she breaks up with you, guarantee you will totally be hating her existence for eternity if that happens. Long distance is a bitch but it can be done, second chance with adidas might never pop up again.
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Yeah man, I'm not even thinking of not doing it, I really want to do this, and i would regret it so much for not trying.  I'm just bummed as fuck to see her this way. I never saw her cry this hard. I know she is the one too, not just a young relationship, we are really close to eachother. She is still studying and has 2 more years to finish her master's degree, so she is like anchored to Portugal.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4072 on: June 28, 2016, 09:44:52 AM »
It sucks but she's either got to fall in line or cry for the rest of her life. This is a big shot that you would be dumb to pass up.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4073 on: June 28, 2016, 12:02:20 PM »
send it to them.
they randomly asked some instagrammer to hand in their portfolio and kinda offered an internship to some random guy - in this case you - that means a lot. like the other ones already said: you HAVE to go for it. golden opportunity right thurr

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4074 on: June 28, 2016, 12:30:15 PM »
u should pm gip for advice

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4075 on: June 28, 2016, 04:53:54 PM »
Is it wrong to sodomize a woman you love?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4076 on: June 28, 2016, 05:06:48 PM »
Is it wrong to sodomize a woman you love?

did you put it in her butt? there's nothing wrong with that.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4077 on: June 28, 2016, 05:25:37 PM »
Is it wrong to sodomize a woman you love?

If she wants it, why not?
Personally I don't do anal with my wife but if she was begging for it I'd be down

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4078 on: June 28, 2016, 06:35:03 PM »
Is it wrong to sodomize a woman you love?

Hell nah, you guys do whatever the fuck you wanna do. Anything, skys the limit.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4079 on: June 28, 2016, 07:07:04 PM »
Again, you should PM Gip for advice.