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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4020 on: June 28, 2016, 04:53:54 PM »
Is it wrong to sodomize a woman you love?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4021 on: June 28, 2016, 05:06:48 PM »
Is it wrong to sodomize a woman you love?

did you put it in her butt? there's nothing wrong with that.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4022 on: June 28, 2016, 05:25:37 PM »
Is it wrong to sodomize a woman you love?

If she wants it, why not?
Personally I don't do anal with my wife but if she was begging for it I'd be down

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4023 on: June 28, 2016, 06:35:03 PM »
Is it wrong to sodomize a woman you love?

Hell nah, you guys do whatever the fuck you wanna do. Anything, skys the limit.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4024 on: June 28, 2016, 07:07:04 PM »
Again, you should PM Gip for advice.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4025 on: June 28, 2016, 09:59:47 PM »
Again, you should PM Gip for advice.

Already did that. He told how fucking stupid I am, how much wrong I was and how he is always right and is better than anyone. It kinda helped.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4026 on: June 29, 2016, 08:23:29 AM »
Sodomy doesn't exclusively mean butt fucking, but yeah butt fuck her who cares

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4027 on: June 29, 2016, 08:59:04 AM »
my girl and i tried anal once. i only got three pumps in before she told me to stop because it was too painful. i was stoked and not stoked.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4028 on: June 29, 2016, 10:21:44 AM »
After a night of heavy drinking, I feel like shit, so I skipped work. I lost a shitload of hair this morning, so I think my blood sugar must be high. I'm going to do my best to not drink and eat healthier. Craft beer, Taco Bell and desserts have been making me feel like shit. I could barely skate last night at the park and came to realization that my life has gotten as sloppy as my skateboarding.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4029 on: June 29, 2016, 05:29:39 PM »
my girl and i tried anal once. i only got three pumps in before she told me to stop because it was too painful. i was stoked and not stoked.
I dont know if it's something you can dive straight into so to speak. The girl who I ended up doing it with would do 'warm ups' with a dildo or whatever when she was by herself and we worked our way up from there. When we finally did the deed it went pretty damn smoothly (though in hindsight I'm not sure if it really felt "that" good?). Small vibrator in the arse while you're pumping her in the front is a totally different story  though :o
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4030 on: June 29, 2016, 07:36:14 PM »
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Again, you should PM Gip for advice.
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Already did that. He told how fucking stupid I am, how much wrong I was and how he is always right and is better than anyone. It kinda helped.

I was referring to the anal question.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4031 on: June 29, 2016, 08:31:53 PM »
Ive fucked a couple girls in the butt before but I felt kindof bad after this time , could this be love?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4032 on: June 30, 2016, 12:40:17 AM »
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Again, you should PM Gip for advice.
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Already did that. He told how fucking stupid I am, how much wrong I was and how he is always right and is better than anyone. It kinda helped.
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I was referring to the anal question.

Me too! Anal messes up his feelings...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4033 on: June 30, 2016, 01:54:07 PM »
The only hot chick in my office finished her associate's degree at our local community college and got a scholarship to some school in her home city of Buenos Aries. She did HR and records management.  I work in management consulting and it is 80% dudes with grad degrees in business, law, engineering, math, or science.  So, stoked for her, but bummed there are no hot chicks in my office.   

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4034 on: July 01, 2016, 12:29:37 PM »
i'm selling my own grown weed to my homies, well served portions, to buy food for my kid and beers to finish the month...wish i could just give it to them

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4035 on: July 03, 2016, 08:04:28 PM »
  A girl in the useless wooden section brought the butt vaping thing up and I'm here using my Plenty vape and I'm stoked to try it but I can't fathom how to 'inhale' and I don't want my mouth piece bummy.  Any body use their vaporizer that way?
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4036 on: July 03, 2016, 08:26:34 PM »
 A girl in the useless wooden section brought the butt vaping thing up and I'm here using my Plenty vape and I'm stoked to try it but I can't fathom how to 'inhale' and I don't want my mouth piece bummy.  Any body use their vaporizer that way?

I think you just clench to inhale. You should try and report back, butt mischief is fun sometimes, no homo.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4037 on: July 03, 2016, 08:35:56 PM »
  Yah I heard about bumming e pills and I thought the enema weed thing could be good to sit out a boring event of some kind.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4038 on: July 04, 2016, 06:19:00 PM »
staying in and spending 4th of July alone

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4039 on: July 05, 2016, 01:47:42 PM »
So back when I was in high school and was 17 my friends younger sister who was 15 always used to hit on me and send me pics on MySpace and facebook. Me being 17 and loyal to my friend put it to an end. It's now been 10 years. She's absolutely gorgeous. I walk into a party yesterday and the first thing she says is "Dylan take that shirt off now and get in the pool with me" I did. Me and her were basically inseparable yesterday. Well my friend was not very happy I was flirting with his sister. My other friend is apparently in love with her and wasn't happy either. A few girls who are friends with my ex weren't happy either.  In the end they got all bent and we all left the party early. Kind of shitty. I'm stoked that I can in fact get a righteous babe. I'm not stoked that it's my friends sister and no one else wants to happen. Another crappy thing is that I'm 27 and dealing with such dilemmas as this.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4040 on: July 05, 2016, 02:12:20 PM »
^I think you should be less sensitive to that shit.  She's "gorgeous"? - of course someones 'in love' with her.  Your gonna fuck her anyway by the sound of it, 10 years coming, look out.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4041 on: July 05, 2016, 02:16:28 PM »
Oh I'm definitely going to fuck her. I'll feel bad though in the back of my head. I'm already pulling some Littlefinger shit.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4042 on: July 05, 2016, 03:02:35 PM »
10 years later a second chance coming? go for it. that loyality crap has held me back so many times. but in the end, every friend that is a real friend gets over that too. haha so whatever

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4043 on: July 05, 2016, 03:07:25 PM »
Yeah the whole loyalty thing is lingering in my head.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4044 on: July 05, 2016, 03:36:42 PM »
  ^ Man if the dude who's 'in love' hasn't got in there yet,  he should suck it up like a cool adult and support you (that's life sometimes).   That is a demanding friend and life's short.  It's what SHE wants seemingly...
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4045 on: July 08, 2016, 10:15:47 AM »
Got a second job the other day, and today I work both jobs back to back 9am-5pm to 7pm-10pm. Also, people keep thinking my black sabbath shirt is supreme lol

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4046 on: July 14, 2016, 05:46:13 PM »
Stoked: It was too hot today to skate so i stayed inside and started to binge watch Game of Thrones. I seen it before but never really payed attention and just made fun of people who hyped it up so much. Well im paying attention to it now and i get the hype.


Not stoked: This girl wants to hang out tonight but now im too into Game of Thrones to be even think about getting laid 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4047 on: July 14, 2016, 06:39:52 PM »
 A girl in the useless wooden section brought the butt vaping thing up and I'm here using my Plenty vape and I'm stoked to try it but I can't fathom how to 'inhale' and I don't want my mouth piece bummy.  Any body use their vaporizer that way?

DM Sukie? Seriously though, I'm pretty sure you should butt vape if not for the mere fact that it will be a good bar/ drinking/ party story

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4048 on: July 16, 2016, 03:05:01 PM »
Oh I'm definitely going to fuck her.

That's the spirit.  You can feel bad later, or don't.  To people mentioning their dissatisfaction, I'd simply reply, "I don't know what to tell ya".
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4049 on: July 17, 2016, 11:09:54 PM »
Got into the pussy and it was bussin , didn't get a nut though /: