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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4110 on: July 22, 2016, 06:30:53 AM »
I'm leading a 30 minute presentation for about 80 people in 6 minutes and this is about how prepared I am


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4111 on: July 22, 2016, 07:53:46 AM »
Stoked that I'll finally going to put my teeth implants in the end of next month. Not stoked that I will have to wait +/- 2 weeks toothless.

I dont know if I go full Quasimodo mode and dont go out at all, or embrace it and be the Rabbit teeth joke for everyone.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4112 on: July 23, 2016, 01:12:22 AM »
It's my birthday and I'm drunk and alone.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4114 on: July 23, 2016, 04:39:49 AM »
It's my birthday and I'm drunk and alone.

If it makes you feel any better, birthdays are only special for your mom. It's not like it's a milestone for things you've achieved or anything, it only means you haven't died yet. Birthdays are only notable for children, because it's a new concept still, and the very elderly because it could be any minute now.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4115 on: July 24, 2016, 05:31:42 PM »
Didn't roll much over the weekend but I did have to run some errands so I took the board with me.
Went to (martial arts) training yesterday, had a beer before I went to bed (a bit of rarity for me these days)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4116 on: July 24, 2016, 09:34:25 PM »
my building just installed a central AC.

the vent is right outside my apartment, so when i smoke weed the entire building reeks.

people are complaining

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4117 on: July 25, 2016, 08:46:40 AM »
my building just installed a central AC.

the vent is right outside my apartment, so when i smoke weed the entire building reeks.

people are complaining

Do they know it's you? If not that sounds kind of fun.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4118 on: July 25, 2016, 03:22:53 PM »
The olympic torch is coming to town. At the same time that I realize that it's a little piece of trivia going down in my little corner of the universe, fuck the Olympics. I wish someone would drench it. But the cops are specifically on the lookout for people trying to put off the fire, a lot of people are trying that.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4119 on: July 26, 2016, 02:52:37 PM »
been talking to this girl for like 5 months and i was beginning to feel some type of way, she just moved across the country

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4120 on: July 29, 2016, 09:25:26 PM »
my building just installed a central AC.

the vent is right outside my apartment, so when i smoke weed the entire building reeks.

people are complaining
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4121 on: August 03, 2016, 01:54:42 PM »
I spent the past several months binge watching Prison Break and was pretty stoked to finally finish it.

Now it's coming back for at least another season.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4122 on: August 03, 2016, 02:00:06 PM »
my building just installed a central AC.

the vent is right outside my apartment, so when i smoke weed the entire building reeks.

people are complaining
Empty roll of tp stuffed with dryer sheets.
Quit smoking weed, start snorting dope.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4123 on: August 03, 2016, 03:20:48 PM »
got my top two wisdom teeth yanked. i am happy yet sore

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4124 on: August 03, 2016, 04:45:08 PM »
Today was wierd.
I got my first payment drawing shoes
Then I almost died drowned by my best friend.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4125 on: August 03, 2016, 04:51:55 PM »
Today was wierd.
I got my first payment drawing shoes
Then I almost died drowned by my best friend.


Your best friend tried to drown you?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4126 on: August 03, 2016, 04:59:27 PM »
Today was wierd.
I got my first payment drawing shoes
Then I almost died drowned by my best friend.


Your best friend tried to drown you?

Happened to me when I was a kid. My best friend decided to trap my head between his thighs when I dove under the pool. I had to scream and scratch him for him to let me out. In retrospect, that was kinda fucked up.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4127 on: August 03, 2016, 06:17:54 PM »
Today was wierd.
I got my first payment drawing shoes
Then I almost died drowned by my best friend.


Your best friend tried to drown you?

Happened to me when I was a kid. My best friend decided to trap my head between his thighs when I dove under the pool. I had to scream and scratch him for him to let me out. In retrospect, that was kinda fucked up.

Nope, I was at this place that is a little lake with some friends, then one of them throws me to the water. I'm not the best swimmer but i can swim decently (i guess). Then my BF, thinking he had feet at that place jumps to the water right behind me. He doesnt know how to swim so he just grabs me and start pushing me to the buttom so he could breath. I was caught by surprise, since he was behind me and got deep in the water, without force to push me back to top because he's pushing me down. My other friends are there, just staring, not doing anything, because they dont know that he doesnt know how to swim and thought he was just kidding. When one finally jump he releases me and I finally managed to get to the shore. I swallowed so much water that my stomach hurts now. Near death experience.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4128 on: August 03, 2016, 06:31:26 PM »
That's heavy man, glad you're okay

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4129 on: August 03, 2016, 06:46:08 PM »
That's heavy man, glad you're okay

Yeah, we laught after, but now that I think about it that could have ended really bad for both. Now he is all bummed and feeling guilty for pushing me down... He should had checked the deepness first tho. Shitty situation, glad there was someone to help at least.
I'm strictly kid's pool for now on! ahah

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4130 on: August 03, 2016, 06:53:06 PM »
Today was wierd.
I got my first payment drawing shoes
Then I almost died drowned by my best friend.


Your best friend tried to drown you?

Happened to me when I was a kid. My best friend decided to trap my head between his thighs when I dove under the pool. I had to scream and scratch him for him to let me out. In retrospect, that was kinda fucked up.

Nope, I was at this place that is a little lake with some friends, then one of them throws me to the water. I'm not the best swimmer but i can swim decently (i guess). Then my BF, thinking he had feet at that place jumps to the water right behind me. He doesnt know how to swim so he just grabs me and start pushing me to the buttom so he could breath. I was caught by surprise, since he was behind me and got deep in the water, without force to push me back to top because he's pushing me down. My other friends are there, just staring, not doing anything, because they dont know that he doesnt know how to swim and thought he was just kidding. When one finally jump he releases me and I finally managed to get to the shore. I swallowed so much water that my stomach hurts now. Near death experience.


That's really scarey! :0

I almost drowned too.

It was probably October in Arizona, so the weather was just starting to cool down a little bit from summer. Some friends and I decided to go up north where it's a bit cooler and has some rivers. We got to a river, and the water was absolutely freezing, but we were swimming anyways. We were the only ones there because no one in the right mind would be enjoying this freezing water, not to mention it was almost sundown. There was a small cliff jump that we were jumping off, and we finally decided to call it quits, but not before a friendly challenge.

We came up with the idea to jump in the freezing water and swim down the river to this shore that was a little bit aways. We all jumped in and started swimming. What we didn't know was that the water was deep. We were swimming and swimming and we were all getting tired. We started to freak out because we couldnt touch the bottom. The cold water was starting to make us immobile. Our heads were going up down underneath the water, coughing, gasping for air, slowing down. I knew I was going to drown. We could not swim to the sides because they were straight flat rock that was 90 degrees, so there was no way out.

Out of sheer luck, I managed to find a huge pointed rock with my foot that was big enough for one person. I paused and let everyone know. We took turns in a ine standing on a rock for a breif moment to regain strength and swim to the said shore. We sat on that shore for a good 30 mins in silence. We all almost died. It was fucked. Drowning has to be the most terrifying way to die.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4131 on: August 04, 2016, 08:10:36 AM »
Today was wierd.
I got my first payment drawing shoes
Then I almost died drowned by my best friend.


Your best friend tried to drown you?

Happened to me when I was a kid. My best friend decided to trap my head between his thighs when I dove under the pool. I had to scream and scratch him for him to let me out. In retrospect, that was kinda fucked up.

Nope, I was at this place that is a little lake with some friends, then one of them throws me to the water. I'm not the best swimmer but i can swim decently (i guess). Then my BF, thinking he had feet at that place jumps to the water right behind me. He doesnt know how to swim so he just grabs me and start pushing me to the buttom so he could breath. I was caught by surprise, since he was behind me and got deep in the water, without force to push me back to top because he's pushing me down. My other friends are there, just staring, not doing anything, because they dont know that he doesnt know how to swim and thought he was just kidding. When one finally jump he releases me and I finally managed to get to the shore. I swallowed so much water that my stomach hurts now. Near death experience.


That's really scarey! :0

I almost drowned too.

It was probably October in Arizona, so the weather was just starting to cool down a little bit from summer. Some friends and I decided to go up north where it's a bit cooler and has some rivers. We got to a river, and the water was absolutely freezing, but we were swimming anyways. We were the only ones there because no one in the right mind would be enjoying this freezing water, not to mention it was almost sundown. There was a small cliff jump that we were jumping off, and we finally decided to call it quits, but not before a friendly challenge.

We came up with the idea to jump in the freezing water and swim down the river to this shore that was a little bit aways. We all jumped in and started swimming. What we didn't know was that the water was deep. We were swimming and swimming and we were all getting tired. We started to freak out because we couldnt touch the bottom. The cold water was starting to make us immobile. Our heads were going up down underneath the water, coughing, gasping for air, slowing down. I knew I was going to drown. We could not swim to the sides because they were straight flat rock that was 90 degrees, so there was no way out.

Out of sheer luck, I managed to find a huge pointed rock with my foot that was big enough for one person. I paused and let everyone know. We took turns in a ine standing on a rock for a breif moment to regain strength and swim to the said shore. We sat on that shore for a good 30 mins in silence. We all almost died. It was fucked. Drowning has to be the most terrifying way to die.

Damn, that's awful!! You all got really lucky!
Drowning always was a big fear of mine... Althrough I can swim now I never put myself in danger when I'm on water. I usually just swim by the shore, where i know I can pause and breathe. This time was awful because it was unexpected. I think my friend will not touch in water for a long time! ahah

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4132 on: August 08, 2016, 05:39:48 AM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4133 on: August 08, 2016, 08:57:13 AM »
so my fiancee has wanted a paddle board for the past year or so and finally bought one a few days ago. shes really happy about it and got a pretty good deal, so im stoked for her, expecially since she doesnt really have hobbies like i do. other than that, i hate the fucking thing. its 10 feet long and weighs a fucking ton and is just a giant pain in the ass to haul back and forth to the lake. we also dont have a ton of room in our apartment, so the damn thing is in the way no matter where we put it. i have no idea what im going to do with it because its not just going to sit in the middle of the room and block walkways for the rest of the summer and i cant keep it outside because i know someone would steal it.

i just wanted to vent. i dont want to get pissed at her about it because i really want her to have some kind of hobby that she gets excited about doing. we do a good amount of fun stuff as a family, but she has nothing that she does just for herself.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4134 on: August 08, 2016, 11:11:35 AM »
My brother in law is a big wig at Tesla in Europe and just told us he is shipping us a model S (radio flyer for my son).

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4135 on: August 08, 2016, 11:28:21 AM »
order good pizza, stoked -was cheap too, stoked x2.
Its about the size of my hand [26 cm], not stoked but do know why it was cheap now

wondering if i should get another one

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4136 on: August 08, 2016, 11:33:59 AM »
nice giant paddle in the ass story JB

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4137 on: August 10, 2016, 10:56:11 PM »
I posted in here a bit ago about me and my friends little sister. Yeah we banged tonight. It's awesome.!going to pursue.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4138 on: August 11, 2016, 12:25:28 PM »
the price of old skate vhs and  hookups asian goddess, but i can't find it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4139 on: August 11, 2016, 12:32:46 PM »
Finally have had enough time to skate the past coupel weeks regularly again

I am sore as a motherfucker all the time pretty much, even tho I do a bunch of stretching before and after. My left side is weaker already from health issues and my left thigh was actually in serious pain from being so sore after a few seshes this weekend.