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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4200 on: October 16, 2016, 09:38:49 PM »
i wasn't kidding, idk where to post this shit but here it is
every clip of pj ladd in WHL (i think)
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4201 on: October 17, 2016, 09:58:19 AM »
Domestic disturbance on my 3rd floor & long story short I got to kick my brother in the head 2 x. If anyone remembers my posts over the yrs, he's hit me w/ an axe, planted percosets for my mom to find, called cops & all around been a pice of garbage for the last 3 yrs.
People who are on about violence are corny but damn, felt good to burst kids nose.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4202 on: October 19, 2016, 12:45:22 PM »
I skipped work to talk a friend out of committing suicide.

added stoke to the lifelong leverage you just gained on said friend
Yeah, because that's what it's about. Getting leverage on your friends.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4203 on: October 22, 2016, 04:01:23 PM »
Just got my first job it's at a collections office, which has me feeling guilty. Pay is good but, I have to get used to getting up early and while it's not bad I'm not used to it since grade school. Plus the guiltiness and me being soft might not mix very well. There's also a cute girl working there which is nice.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4204 on: October 22, 2016, 10:34:53 PM »
My dad just turned 75 years old today

He is now three times as old as me, and the main reason I find the archetype of the neglectful and emotionally unavailable shitty 50s dad super funny.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4205 on: October 23, 2016, 07:42:24 PM »
Staying up all night watching Black Mirror cause my job doesn't start for another week and fuck it
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4206 on: October 24, 2016, 09:24:48 PM »
Not Stoked: When people ruin the walking dead with spoilers all over social media. I think thats like the number one show people love fucking posting spoilers about

Stoked: I did laugh at one meme about it though

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4207 on: October 24, 2016, 11:43:10 PM »
Found out I need glasses.
Stoked on being able to see better again.
Not stoked on how fucking expensive it is.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4208 on: October 25, 2016, 03:49:40 PM »
I needed a new computer for video editing because my current one just can't keep up anymore. I finally bought a brand new desktop computer to edit projects at home, but I have been too busy to be alone and use it. I wish I could just cancel all my tasks/agenda and crawl into my office and edit for like two days straight.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4209 on: October 25, 2016, 03:54:23 PM »
Found out I need glasses.
Stoked on being able to see better again.
Not stoked on how fucking expensive it is.
All you need to know is your prescription. I was bummed my glasses broke but, my aunt shared this site with me
http://www.zennioptical.com/

Also, some slap pals shared a link to a place you can get name brand glasses for half the price or something.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4210 on: October 26, 2016, 03:16:02 AM »
Getting a pet bunny was the best thing I've done in quite a while. It's fun to take care of it, watch it play, and see it grow. The only problem is having to deal with my dog. He's an old dog and is upset at the presence of the rabbit. I need someone to help me introduce them to each other and make them get used to being in the same world. I'm still not going to let them hang out together, one bite is all it takes.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4211 on: October 26, 2016, 05:27:14 AM »
Found out I need glasses.
Stoked on being able to see better again.
Not stoked on how fucking expensive it is.
All you need to know is your prescription. I was bummed my glasses broke but, my aunt shared this site with me
http://www.zennioptical.com/

Also, some slap pals shared a link to a place you can get name brand glasses for half the price or something.

warbyparker.com has lenses and frames for $95 (or they were $95 last time I got some)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4212 on: October 26, 2016, 11:44:22 AM »
So yesterday all these cops and paramedics pull up at my neighbors house(elderly man). Come to find out he'd been murdered. His stepson was charged with it around lunch time today. Stoked they figured it out so quick. Crazy thing is I spent a fortune moving to a nice rural area to get out of the city with a terrible crime rate to get away from shit like this...
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4213 on: October 26, 2016, 11:55:18 AM »
PAGING SHARK TITS!! I'm a contractor and the mason just delivered a few pallet of bricks to the job site. Underneath one of the pallets was a beehive. Bees flying all over the place but we watered en out and most are gone. And I took a big chunk of he honeycomb out and now I've got a big old mason jar full of fresh honey. Stoked

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4214 on: October 26, 2016, 12:25:02 PM »
Damn tempgnar, I don't know if you're in my area but I would've took them girls home!
Sucks unless you're somewhere warm they will surely perish. Fresh honeycomb rules!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4215 on: October 26, 2016, 12:41:53 PM »
Found out I need glasses.
Stoked on being able to see better again.
Not stoked on how fucking expensive it is.
All you need to know is your prescription. I was bummed my glasses broke but, my aunt shared this site with me
http://www.zennioptical.com/

Also, some slap pals shared a link to a place you can get name brand glasses for half the price or something.

warbyparker.com has lenses and frames for $95 (or they were $95 last time I got some)

Yeah my mom got a pair from them too, she's happy with them and they look good
I think they still donate a pair of glasses for every pair sold, which is definitely one of the better sales gimmicks

The only thing is they advertise super heavy on a lot of podcasts I listen to, I kind of  can't stand to hear the name anymore
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4216 on: October 26, 2016, 04:02:56 PM »
Getting a pet bunny was the best thing I've done in quite a while. It's fun to take care of it, watch it play, and see it grow. The only problem is having to deal with my dog. He's an old dog and is upset at the presence of the rabbit. I need someone to help me introduce them to each other and make them get used to being in the same world. I'm still not going to let them hang out together, one bite is all it takes.

Quoth that one Offspring song everyone knows (and isn't about pranks or white guys), we gotta keep 'em separated. I tried to let them both loose and at a distance. Wasn't feeling, so I picked the rabbit up and showed it to the dog. The dog tried to bite the rabbit's head off! If the rabbit didn't die of a heart attack from this, nothing ever will.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4217 on: October 27, 2016, 09:52:52 AM »
Got one of those keurig coffee things, and it's sick cause it's quick and easy before i head to work.

but every Kcup ive bought fucking blows. Can anyone give a good recommendation for some Kcups to buy?

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« Reply #4218 on: October 27, 2016, 10:21:01 AM »
Got one of those keurig coffee things, and it's sick cause it's quick and easy before i head to work.

but every Kcup ive bought fucking blows. Can anyone give a good recommendation for some Kcups to buy?

Dunkin donuts, thats what i always get

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4219 on: October 27, 2016, 11:08:02 AM »
Probably going to end the quarter with all a's and a c. I might be able to bump it to a b today.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4220 on: October 27, 2016, 03:01:52 PM »
So I already got a callback from the University that's conducting this paid study on weight gain associated with quitting smoking through the use of nicotine patches

The interview went really well, and nothing came up that would even come close to disqualifying me, and I even played up how badly I want to quit smoking, so she'd know I'd take the program seriously

BUT

I really tried to be honest, and admitted that I had a seizure a little over a year ago.

She said that definitely didn't automatically disqualify me, especially since I'm not epileptic, but she would have to talk to the people above her, just to get the 100% that it's cool. She's gonna let me know in like a week or two, either way.

like always, shoulda just lied...
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4221 on: October 27, 2016, 05:17:45 PM »
Getting a pet bunny was the best thing I've done in quite a while. It's fun to take care of it, watch it play, and see it grow. The only problem is having to deal with my dog. He's an old dog and is upset at the presence of the rabbit. I need someone to help me introduce them to each other and make them get used to being in the same world. I'm still not going to let them hang out together, one bite is all it takes.

Quoth that one Offspring song everyone knows (and isn't about pranks or white guys), we gotta keep 'em separated. I tried to let them both loose and at a distance. Wasn't feeling, so I picked the rabbit up and showed it to the dog. The dog tried to bite the rabbit's head off! If the rabbit didn't die of a heart attack from this, nothing ever will.
Maybe keep the bunny in a towel or some sort of rag and get the dog used to the bunny. Kinda like how people do with babies
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4222 on: October 30, 2016, 05:50:10 PM »
3rd wedding anniversary, wife got me a watch.. stoked, but its the kind of watch i would never buy for myself.. not stoked.

now i'm stressing, do i tell her im not keen on it and risk upsetting her/ visiting the doghouse but maybe getting a nicer watch out of it or do i just wear it a couple times then put it in the dresser drawer for the rest of my life and let the money go to waste?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4223 on: October 30, 2016, 06:40:13 PM »
What sort of watch are we talking?
Watches are strange business; I wouldn't let anyone by one for me unless they consulted with me first because of about 136 different factors

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4224 on: October 31, 2016, 12:50:47 AM »
totally! its bamboo with a brown leather strap... its not horrible, just not at all my style. its weird how far off the mark it is as she is normally awesome at getting exactly the right thing.

tough call

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4225 on: October 31, 2016, 06:29:54 AM »
watches are really tough gifts. my fiancee got me a fossil watch last christmas that i wasnt crazy about. it wasnt terrible either, but it had a brown face and a black bezel that i didnt think went well together. definitely not something i wouldve ever picked out for myself. the leather band also gave me a really bad rash on my wrist if i ever got it wet. i think it got stolen over the summer when i took it off to go swimming at the apartment pool because i havent seen it in months. i always wear a beater timex watch and i think she wanted me to have something a little nicer, but what i like about the timex is that i can wear it without worrying about beating it up.

after my grandpa died, my grandma gave me a tag watch that she bought him and ive never worn it. shes really cheap and i can tell that she bought the cheapest one they had. the face it tiny and the band big and chunky. way too disproportionate to look good. every time i see her she asks about it because im never wearing it and i just say that im too afraid to ruin it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4226 on: October 31, 2016, 07:21:21 PM »
totally! its bamboo with a brown leather strap... its not horrible
okay wow ... yeah I couldn't rock that I don't think. I think we need to start a horology thread stat

watches are really tough gifts. my fiancee got me a fossil watch last christmas that i wasnt crazy about.
i always wear a beater timex watch and i think she wanted me to have something a little nicer, but what i like about the timex is that i can wear it without worrying about beating it up.
When I started my current job I decided I needed to go out and buy a "good" watch and ended up buying a fossil :D I mean they're not terrible but I could have gotten so much better considering what I paid for it (like I easily could have purchased an automatic orient or something similar) and it's not even automatic. Fossil aren't necessarily terrible watches but a lot of the time I find them too over-sized and too over-blinged for my liking these days. I still rock it when I'm all suited up but I wish I bought a hamilton or something nicer instead.
I think the more you get into watches, the more you get drawn towards simple stuff (like your timex beater for example). I'm actually looking into getting a Seiko 5 at the moment and getting rid of a Nixon (lol) that I bought because Reynolds looked cool in it. Horology is a bit of rabbit hole but after knowing what I now know, I would NEVER buy a watch for anyone unless I consulted with them first.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4227 on: November 01, 2016, 10:33:48 AM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4228 on: November 01, 2016, 10:59:00 AM »
totally! its bamboo with a brown leather strap... its not horrible
okay wow ... yeah I couldn't rock that I don't think. I think we need to start a horology thread stat

watches are really tough gifts. my fiancee got me a fossil watch last christmas that i wasnt crazy about.
i always wear a beater timex watch and i think she wanted me to have something a little nicer, but what i like about the timex is that i can wear it without worrying about beating it up.
When I started my current job I decided I needed to go out and buy a "good" watch and ended up buying a fossil :D I mean they're not terrible but I could have gotten so much better considering what I paid for it (like I easily could have purchased an automatic orient or something similar) and it's not even automatic. Fossil aren't necessarily terrible watches but a lot of the time I find them too over-sized and too over-blinged for my liking these days. I still rock it when I'm all suited up but I wish I bought a hamilton or something nicer instead.
I think the more you get into watches, the more you get drawn towards simple stuff (like your timex beater for example). I'm actually looking into getting a Seiko 5 at the moment and getting rid of a Nixon (lol) that I bought because Reynolds looked cool in it. Horology is a bit of rabbit hole but after knowing what I now know, I would NEVER buy a watch for anyone unless I consulted with them first.



yeah dude, definitely an aquired taste.. its weird cos she knows what i like, and what i wear.. nothing that wold suggest i would pick this thing! ive been doing loads of woodwork recently so maybe she thought the wood thing would be cool.. i dunno. its definitely thrown me for a spin. SHe said yesterday that she has had it hidden for months, so I cant even try for an exchange to something less bamboo haha


ive nevber really thought about how much goes into picking a watch.. its complicated shit huh

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4229 on: November 02, 2016, 05:27:52 PM »
had some amazing sex last night but only for like 3.5 hours of sleep as a result. gonna be late to work...
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