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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4320 on: December 24, 2016, 11:10:19 PM »
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« Reply #4321 on: December 25, 2016, 03:03:33 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4322 on: December 27, 2016, 01:48:49 PM »
This is being one windy december, so there are lots of kids (and even some grown-ass men) flying kites. I have to pay more attention on the road when I'm riding my bicycle, the string can cut you pretty deep if if gets in your way. It's fucked up when you have to take road safety advice from the Wu-Tang Clan. A friend got her neck cut from a kite string when she was a kid, the cuts weren't deep but she bled a lot.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4323 on: December 27, 2016, 02:01:11 PM »
are we on some language barrier shit cuz ive never seen a kite and thought "oh shit better watch out before that kite fucks me up"

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« Reply #4324 on: December 27, 2016, 02:11:19 PM »
are we on some language barrier shit cuz ive never seen a kite and thought "oh shit better watch out before that kite fucks me up"

In Brazil, and for some reason, in the Indian subcontinent, people like to battle with kites. You fly your kite in the sky and try to cut the string of the other kites. To get your kite string really sharp, you coat it with a mixture called cerol, which is ground glass and paste. I know some people in India and Pakistan skip the string and paste shit entirely, and fly their kites with thin metal wire. That's some crazy shit. If you watched The Kite Runner, it shows how people play with kites in Afghanistan.

A lot of kids get hurt by getting cut and shit, but the real danger is in the chase for the falling kites. Everyone knows a guy who knows a guy who plummeted to death chasing a kite off a hill, who fell from a building, or who just got shocked to death from trying to get a kite that got stuck in a power line. All because of the cheapest toy there is.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4325 on: December 27, 2016, 02:13:25 PM »
Modded my lens to look more like a MK1 for $10  ,Not stoked i cant afford an actual MK1. Oh well, i'm not a pro filmer.

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« Reply #4326 on: December 27, 2016, 02:15:08 PM »
i've said it before and i'll say it again. skateboarding is the safest and most sane decision a person can choose to do in this world.
i hope 'death by kite' at least brings shame on the deceased person's family.

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« Reply #4327 on: December 27, 2016, 02:32:51 PM »
i've said it before and i'll say it again. skateboarding is the safest and most sane decision a person can choose to do in this world.
i hope 'death by kite' at least brings shame on the deceased person's family.

Just made a similar joke to this. My cousin's boyfriend pointed out that the problem with choking on a sausage is not dying but, from a sausage. You just know people are going to call you gay or the shame that it was such a common food. 
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4328 on: December 29, 2016, 05:11:47 AM »
My girlfriend was at the gyno today and it turned out that she was pregnant for a couple of days, but lost the thing(i'not sure of the right word). The doctor said that it happens quite a lot and most women don't even know it. I'm happy and sad at the same time, really strange feeling.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4329 on: December 29, 2016, 07:19:49 AM »
Really fucking stoked on 20matar posts lately

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« Reply #4330 on: December 29, 2016, 11:16:05 AM »
are we on some language barrier shit cuz ive never seen a kite and thought "oh shit better watch out before that kite fucks me up"

In Brazil, and for some reason, in the Indian subcontinent, people like to battle with kites. You fly your kite in the sky and try to cut the string of the other kites. To get your kite string really sharp, you coat it with a mixture called cerol, which is ground glass and paste. I know some people in India and Pakistan skip the string and paste shit entirely, and fly their kites with thin metal wire. That's some crazy shit. If you watched The Kite Runner, it shows how people play with kites in Afghanistan.

A lot of kids get hurt by getting cut and shit, but the real danger is in the chase for the falling kites. Everyone knows a guy who knows a guy who plummeted to death chasing a kite off a hill, who fell from a building, or who just got shocked to death from trying to get a kite that got stuck in a power line. All because of the cheapest toy there is.
where are you from man? all the kites I've seen (in the boring land of Canadia) are pretty non lethal, maybe you could gouge out an eye with a falling one but that's about it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4331 on: December 29, 2016, 12:01:03 PM »
are we on some language barrier shit cuz ive never seen a kite and thought "oh shit better watch out before that kite fucks me up"

In Brazil, and for some reason, in the Indian subcontinent, people like to battle with kites. You fly your kite in the sky and try to cut the string of the other kites. To get your kite string really sharp, you coat it with a mixture called cerol, which is ground glass and paste. I know some people in India and Pakistan skip the string and paste shit entirely, and fly their kites with thin metal wire. That's some crazy shit. If you watched The Kite Runner, it shows how people play with kites in Afghanistan.

A lot of kids get hurt by getting cut and shit, but the real danger is in the chase for the falling kites. Everyone knows a guy who knows a guy who plummeted to death chasing a kite off a hill, who fell from a building, or who just got shocked to death from trying to get a kite that got stuck in a power line. All because of the cheapest toy there is.
where are you from man? all the kites I've seen (in the boring land of Canadia) are pretty non lethal, maybe you could gouge out an eye with a falling one but that's about it.

Yep, kites are lame here in canada.

But the play human lawn darts and thats fuckin fun! Two guys stand at opposite ends of a field and shoots arrows as high as you can and try to land it at the opponents feet. If he moves hes gotta chug a tallboy.

The more beers ya get the more brazen and it gets pretty gnarly
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4332 on: December 29, 2016, 12:18:10 PM »
are we on some language barrier shit cuz ive never seen a kite and thought "oh shit better watch out before that kite fucks me up"

In Brazil, and for some reason, in the Indian subcontinent, people like to battle with kites. You fly your kite in the sky and try to cut the string of the other kites. To get your kite string really sharp, you coat it with a mixture called cerol, which is ground glass and paste. I know some people in India and Pakistan skip the string and paste shit entirely, and fly their kites with thin metal wire. That's some crazy shit. If you watched The Kite Runner, it shows how people play with kites in Afghanistan.

A lot of kids get hurt by getting cut and shit, but the real danger is in the chase for the falling kites. Everyone knows a guy who knows a guy who plummeted to death chasing a kite off a hill, who fell from a building, or who just got shocked to death from trying to get a kite that got stuck in a power line. All because of the cheapest toy there is.
where are you from man? all the kites I've seen (in the boring land of Canadia) are pretty non lethal, maybe you could gouge out an eye with a falling one but that's about it.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-dead-at-pakistani-kite-festival/

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/17/asia/india-kite-deaths/


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4333 on: December 29, 2016, 12:36:27 PM »
yeah I was talking about Canadian kites, guess you misunderstood my post's shitty syntax.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4334 on: December 29, 2016, 01:07:06 PM »
In Canada, it's so safe that even the kites are nothing to fear.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4336 on: December 29, 2016, 03:26:20 PM »
In Canada, it's so safe that even the kites are nothing to fear.

Stoked/not stoked on searching for a vehicle to buy.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4337 on: January 04, 2017, 11:21:58 PM »
Starting the journey to Cleveland in about 8 hours.
Not stoked that it's the last time I'll see my family, or my dog, for a good while.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4338 on: January 05, 2017, 09:52:32 AM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4339 on: January 06, 2017, 07:28:29 AM »
every time i listen to a new rapper and start to like them i think about nas and then that rapper sounds like complete garbage. Sorry PBG i tried.


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« Reply #4340 on: January 06, 2017, 08:52:10 PM »
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« Reply #4341 on: January 07, 2017, 11:20:27 AM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4342 on: January 10, 2017, 08:20:17 AM »
Landed my first real proper smith on a ledge last night.
tried it a second time to see if I could get a better pop out and fell into the ledge. Barely missed my face and smashed my wrist into the corner.  :'(

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« Reply #4343 on: January 10, 2017, 11:44:55 AM »
Bummer about the slam but thats sick you got a back smith!

I could never do em good unless i ollie over the ledge cor some reason. My body automatically wants backtail
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4344 on: January 10, 2017, 12:16:26 PM »
Bummer about the slam but thats sick you got a back smith!

I could never do em good unless i ollie over the ledge cor some reason. My body automatically wants backtail

Funny how it works. I can back smith (proper) just fine, but no back tails for me. Wanna trade for a couple of months?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4345 on: January 10, 2017, 01:23:04 PM »
Bummer about the slam but thats sick you got a back smith!

I could never do em good unless i ollie over the ledge cor some reason. My body automatically wants backtail

Funny how it works. I can back smith (proper) just fine, but no back tails for me. Wanna trade for a couple of months?

Fuck im game.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4346 on: January 10, 2017, 03:34:56 PM »
I'm completely starting over on back smiths. I used to have them good but I don't even understand them anymore. Back lips and back tails are my go-tos but back smiths are just lost on me. It's one of the ones I really want in my bag but I don't know if they're coming back.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4347 on: January 10, 2017, 10:04:11 PM »
Bummer about the slam but thats sick you got a back smith!

I could never do em good unless i ollie over the ledge cor some reason. My body automatically wants backtail
I meant to put front smith. Not back.
My bad. I can't even back tail, but I really want to learn that one.
My ledge tricks kinda lack. I guess it's the product of growing up a garage skater.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4348 on: January 11, 2017, 01:24:25 AM »
Im all fucked up. I got backtails on lock but cant backsmith. I got front smiths on lock. Switch backsmiths no problem, but cant do switch front smiths.

I grew up with some good ledges so my ledge/curb game is pretty decent

Another mindfuck for me is frontbluntslides. Im just a pussy on that one. Ive landed 2 or 3 in 27 years of skating lol
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4349 on: January 13, 2017, 10:02:27 AM »
I just think it's strange, Ms. Waters said. At a time when our intelligence agencies are very confident and basically have confirmed that Russia hacked the D.N.C. and other political interests, and then we have, while I'm on the floor of the House, talking about Trump and Russia, I get interfered with and interrupted by Russia Today.

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