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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4620 on: August 10, 2017, 05:37:32 AM »
Cons:
-School schedule might lead me to leave job
-Investing time and affection into a person to find out that you barely have anything in common
Pros:
-School is about to start
-Christmas complete
-Knowing that I'm so much closer to obtaining a Bachelors in my desired field (going for Ph.D)
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4621 on: August 11, 2017, 11:23:25 PM »
I've been guzzling a ton of skate-related media recently and while it's been getting me super stoked on skating, it also bums me out quite a bit because I still can't skate a tenth as good as I could before I broke my ankle--I'm still literally unable to ollie because my ankle won't allow it. So while I've been getting really hyped on skating as a whole with so much good shit coming out lately, I have zero motivation to actually skate; it doesn't help that I felt like I was really progressing and starting to get a lot better at it too. I've been going weeks at a time without touching my board and although I've been doing plenty of other shit, I feel like my summer's been completely wasted and I move into my dorm in a couple of weeks. I just want my ankle to be back to normal already. I guess this belongs more in things you are not stoked on but whatever.

tl;dr: totally stoked on skating as a whole, totally not stoked on my ankle's inability to allow me to skate

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4622 on: August 12, 2017, 12:27:02 AM »
I've been progressing with my skating like never before but i'm going through my shoes and deck quickly. the lack of hours work is giving me is making me really nervous that i won't be able to continue skating, i'll fucking die if i don't skate. i wish i could get a job being a custodian at dlx, anything to keep me around skateboarding

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4623 on: August 13, 2017, 07:02:11 PM »
Skated for the first time in a couple of weeks. It was a blast. Not stoked on how sore I am

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4624 on: August 13, 2017, 08:59:19 PM »
not stoked on how much time I've wasted on Facebook...
stoked on the fact that you can use your phone number for Tinder now, so it was easy for me to delete my Facebook

not stoked on the data Facebook has collected from me over the years, as well as my digital footprint. On top of that, Instagram, Snapchat, WhatsApp and probably more apps that I use are owned by Facebook.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4625 on: August 14, 2017, 12:12:02 PM »
not stoked on how much time I've wasted on Facebook...
stoked on the fact that you can use your phone number for Tinder now, so it was easy for me to delete my Facebook

not stoked on the data Facebook has collected from me over the years, as well as my digital footprint. On top of that, Instagram, Snapchat, WhatsApp and probably more apps that I use are owned by Facebook.


Trading your public facebook page for your private phone number is in no way a better deal. They already had a ton of your information, and now you handed them the rest.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4626 on: August 14, 2017, 12:28:45 PM »
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My number was already linked to Facebook. I wasted a lot of time on there, reading comments on news stories, and "liking," stuff...just didn't want to waste as much time on Facebook when I could be on here, YouTube and porn sites. Tinder was the only benefit of having a Facebook because I can get ahold of anyone I need to through texting or calling.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4627 on: August 14, 2017, 04:11:51 PM »
had some dude spit on me from a balcony 5 or 6 stories (barely even) above a spot i was trying to film a trick at because he was sick of the noise - no warning, no sign of presence, nothing, just straight up spit after barely a handful of attempts too. i just randomly look at my leg, see spit, look above and see this dumbass with his head sticking out staring at me, must have been in his 50's too. only after he saw i had spotted him, he started vocally spouting at me that i should leave and blah blah. probably would have if the dude had been even just remotely civilized but he had just spat on me so of course now i was clearly staying and keeping trying my trick. 20 mins later he started relentlessly throwing buckets of water out of his window in between every try, which was really pathetic because i had been staying away from his building on my run-ups ever since the spit incident (i literally wasn't anywhere near his spot anymore) so he really was just mindlessly wasting water like a dumbass. ended up making the trick just as he threw another one and all my friends flipped him off at the same time upon my landing

not stoked on the attitude, stoked on working for and getting a trick against all odds
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4628 on: August 16, 2017, 12:44:09 PM »
binge watching robin williams comedy and interviews on youtube

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4629 on: August 16, 2017, 01:20:43 PM »
coffee makes me tweak...it takes a bit for me to get focused and actually get work done.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4630 on: August 16, 2017, 01:32:46 PM »
coffee makes me tweak...it takes a bit for me to get focused and actually get work done.

i drink pretty strong coffee too much will make me feel like shit, but for some reason i like that tweaky feeling. i wouldnt drink it if it didnt have that effect on me.

whats a little weird is that i hate adderall and any uppers like that. that stuff gets to my head and my brain starts going faster than it can handle. caffeine is more of a body buzz.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4631 on: August 21, 2017, 02:00:17 AM »
I got accepted for walking dogs on Wag, but have only managed to get one walk since Friday. All the walks get taken by other people before I can even accept them. At least I got $18+$6 tip for a 30-40 minute walk...I just want some extra cash. It probably works better in SF or NY, though.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4632 on: August 22, 2017, 12:10:27 PM »
Found an amazing band the other day except all their lyrics are in Chinese. I took four years of it but I never studied very hard and now the regret's hitting me because i can't understand most of it by ear

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4633 on: August 22, 2017, 12:23:56 PM »
Took 6 shits so far today. Where is it all coming from?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4634 on: August 22, 2017, 03:21:16 PM »
Took 6 shits so far today. Where is it all coming from?
Damn, I'm on my third right now. I probably shit 4-6 times a day, but it's mainly so I can get privacy...to end up watching skate clips and post here.

I've been eating healthy, for the most part today, but it's not enjoyable. I went running, but ended up jogging/walking instead, because I'm sore from yesterday.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4635 on: August 23, 2017, 08:23:45 PM »
southernshorti is going to flip my car over into a ditch someday very soon.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4636 on: August 24, 2017, 03:04:19 AM »
We been rehabbing this puppy for a couple of weeks. It's a pit bull mix and my dad found him up at his summer job and the dog was basically on its death bed. Guess assholes who train their dogs to fight get a defenseless puppy and throw them in the ring with their dog and use the puppy as bait. Anyway, the puppy is the sweetest dog ever but we have to keep him in this one room so he doesn't get excited and play with my other dogs because he needs to heal. So I just been chilling in the room with him since he got here so he isn't all alone, I mean he's already had a really shitty life, might as well help the dog out. Thing is though he's been waking me up at like 5-6 am to go out and shit and even though I'm glad to do it, I'm one of those weird people that I can't go back to sleep once I'm up. Whatever fuck it, might as well finish Netflix's defenders right now

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4637 on: August 24, 2017, 04:08:03 AM »
You could hire Pigeon to walk the dog! In all seriousness, nice one for helping wounded animals. That rewarding feeling when the pet is back on all 4 legs/paws...
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4638 on: August 24, 2017, 07:21:38 AM »
^^
Good luck, tobey. Those kind of dogs end up being the sweetest and most caring, from my experience. You or your family will probably end up keeping him.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4639 on: August 24, 2017, 07:27:26 AM »
^^
Good luck, tobey. Those kind of dogs end up being the sweetest and most caring, from my experience. You or your family will probably end up keeping him.

Yeah we will probably keep him. It's either we keep him or my dads boss wants him but my dad fell for the dog as soon as he saw him and so did I.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4640 on: August 24, 2017, 11:50:50 AM »
Dogs are better than people, so look at it as a win.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4641 on: August 25, 2017, 05:34:13 PM »
Stoked: Meet a waitress at a bar get her number. Meet up with her the next night, she's showing me her tubal ligation scar. Man I haven't had sex in 6 mos. and I'm gonna get to cum in this chick!?? (NBD for me).

Not Stoked: Three days later, "did my pee always burn like this?" Thanks for the gonnorhea.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4642 on: August 26, 2017, 11:39:07 AM »
Stoked: Meet a waitress at a bar get her number. Meet up with her the next night, she's showing me her tubal ligation scar. Man I haven't had sex in 6 mos. and I'm gonna get to cum in this chick!?? (NBD for me).

Not Stoked: Three days later, "did my pee always burn like this?" Thanks for the gonnorhea.


haha holy fuck sorry man

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4643 on: August 27, 2017, 06:54:21 PM »
+ went for a roll with my boy yesterday
- some old guy got angry at us
+/- currently having my first coffee in a month
+ went to the organic market son Saturday and bought so much
- got a crick in my neck this morning (from yoga of all fucking things)
+ have been doing yoga pretty much every morning for the last 3 months
- not sure if I'm even getting results from it, I'm still stiff AF

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4644 on: August 28, 2017, 11:19:38 AM »
con: realized I gained weight after shaving my pubes
pro: going to eat healthier & cut out alcohol,
       exercise more,
       skate more,
       jerking off feels better now

Hopefully, I don't have diarrhea as frequently. I'm pretty sure it's from eating junk food and drinking beer.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4645 on: August 30, 2017, 12:28:43 PM »
Got a call about a job and they asked me to go for a urine test, so I was fully confident that'd I'd pass with my wife's pee, so I had her pee in a bag and I tapped it to my leg and went for the test. I was assuming the heat from my leg and driving in a car without working ac would keep it warm enough, but when I gave them the cup they put the strip on there and immediately knew it wasn't hot enough and asked for another sample. I walked out of there with piss stain on my pants from what dropped from the bag after I was done. I find the whole situation pretty lolz more than anything else. Def a learning experience haha

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4646 on: September 02, 2017, 07:23:32 PM »
none of my exes are talking to me and this traveling bird i know was in the area but didn't stop by. alas.
stoked that i been taking it out on the coping like that character in a gonz short story. his gf left so he was doing smith to tailslides and trying to do em bs. think it was the story w/ the quote 'lavar sw flip 5-0'd up hubba and popped out clean. the little fucker got big and he's bad!'
for me it's basic ledge tricks but it feels good to slam a bunch and finally ride away an 18 inch back 5-0 like that hemingway story where dude's fish is all ate up when he gets it to shore. also, stoked i can sw 50-50 a ledge, not stoked i can't come out switch. turd world problems.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4647 on: September 03, 2017, 09:36:38 AM »
none of my exes are talking to me and this traveling bird i know was in the area but didn't stop by. alas.
stoked that i been taking it out on the coping like that character in a gonz short story. his gf left so he was doing smith to tailslides and trying to do em bs. think it was the story w/ the quote 'lavar sw flip 5-0'd up hubba and popped out clean. the little fucker got big and he's bad!'
for me it's basic ledge tricks but it feels good to slam a bunch and finally ride away an 18 inch back 5-0 like that hemingway story where dude's fish is all ate up when he gets it to shore. also, stoked i can sw 50-50 a ledge, not stoked i can't come out switch. turd world problems.

Show me this story Sharcc Tits. I'm dying to read a Gonz short story. I didn't even know he wrote!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4648 on: September 03, 2017, 09:50:01 AM »
none of my exes are talking to me and this traveling bird i know was in the area but didn't stop by. alas.
stoked that i been taking it out on the coping like that character in a gonz short story. his gf left so he was doing smith to tailslides and trying to do em bs. think it was the story w/ the quote 'lavar sw flip 5-0'd up hubba and popped out clean. the little fucker got big and he's bad!'
for me it's basic ledge tricks but it feels good to slam a bunch and finally ride away an 18 inch back 5-0 like that hemingway story where dude's fish is all ate up when he gets it to shore. also, stoked i can sw 50-50 a ledge, not stoked i can't come out switch. turd world problems.

Show me this story Sharcc Tits. I'm dying to read a Gonz short story. I didn't even know he wrote!
yeah, when i was in juvie i had a thrasher script and he'd write stories about turd burglars, dude detoxing off his gf and getting a blowjob in a movie theater and just flipped out. theres' another w/ a comic that says 'i don't get it, some work so hard and others don't seem to work at all' and the other blob says 'don't worry, in the end nature will crippal us all'.
gonz spells like a 4th grade retard on weed but some of his stories are genius [others not so much].
it was just a thing in thrasher, not a monthly column but whenever he felt like it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4649 on: September 03, 2017, 11:32:12 AM »
Had to take my first outdoor shit in probably 10 years behind a dumpster, I was all out of options. It went well enough.