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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4680 on: November 01, 2017, 03:50:53 PM »
I've been waking up an hour before my alarm goes off every day for the last month or so.
Guess my body is ready for the time change. Stoked.
Not stoked the time change is this weekend and it will be dark at 5 pm soon.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4681 on: November 01, 2017, 05:33:20 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4682 on: November 01, 2017, 08:16:22 PM »
I had three days off but on my first day off while i was skating i tried to do some dumb ass shuv it to stall on a curb and overshot my landing so the board slipped out and i landed on the left side of my lower back, also tweaked my shoulder somehow
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4683 on: November 01, 2017, 09:12:27 PM »
i went to a job interview, i completely fucked it up but i went

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4684 on: November 01, 2017, 09:22:19 PM »
i went to a job interview, i completely fucked it up but i went
You forgot to drink your own cum first. Rookie mistake.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4685 on: November 01, 2017, 10:24:37 PM »
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i went to a job interview, i completely fucked it up but i went
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You forgot to drink your own cum first. Rookie mistake.
shit thats probably better than my fumble through the whole thing

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4686 on: November 01, 2017, 10:51:12 PM »
easier said than done, but the best way to enter/approach a job interview is to mentally prepare yourself by believing that you really don't care if you get the job or not.. it well take some stress/anxiety away..

side story: i once had a skype interview with george blankenship applying for tesla .. and about two minutes into the interview, the video blacked out and for what felt like ten minutes, george was trying to coach me on how to get the video back up..it was my first time using skype and i couldn't figure it out..so he finally gave up and started the interview questions and even though i thought i did well, i didn't get the job..they said it's because i had a dui on my driving record but i know it's cuz they didn't wanna hire some bawtawd that couldn't even skype 
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4687 on: November 02, 2017, 05:11:47 AM »
My job interview tip is to be rude and condescending because Dawn and Tammy from HR don't know a goddamn thing about what I do and why the fuck am I talking to you in the first place? Guaranteed not to get the job.


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shit, i don't think i'd had urine since i quit drinking in 2010. it's better cold.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4688 on: November 02, 2017, 08:50:18 AM »
Our new house is finally finished and ready to move into, stoked.

It took 3 months longer than projected and they never layed sod before the snow fell, bummer

House is 3800sq ft. Major upgrade and alot more space, stoked

Huge kitchen, stoked

Moving, not stoked. I hate the act of moving and buying shitloads of beer so my friends will help lol

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4689 on: November 02, 2017, 10:25:31 AM »
House is 3800sq ft.

god damn.
good for you, man. i bet its nice.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4690 on: November 02, 2017, 11:12:32 AM »
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House is 3800sq ft.
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god damn.
good for you, man. i bet its nice.

Thanks man! Yep it's nice. Only took me 18 years to save enough to pay for it up front. Fuck a mortgage. Only had to save $1500 a month for 18 years(a fucking feat in itself, especially in my early 20's)

Now to pay for the garage/skatepark next year(hopefully).

I was quoted at 36 grand but I'm guessing it'll be more like 45
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4691 on: November 02, 2017, 12:33:48 PM »
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House is 3800sq ft.
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god damn.
good for you, man. i bet its nice.
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Thanks man! Yep it's nice. Only took me 18 years to save enough to pay for it up front. Fuck a mortgage. Only had to save $1500 a month for 18 years(a fucking feat in itself, especially in my early 20's)

Now to pay for the garage/skatepark next year(hopefully).

I was quoted at 36 grand but I'm guessing it'll be more like 45
Holy shit, congrats.
Meanwhile I just realized I ate/drank my money from my first job and shitting it about taxes. Any tips?
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4692 on: November 02, 2017, 12:43:05 PM »
Our new house is finally finished and ready to move into, stoked.

It took 3 months longer than projected and they never layed sod before the snow fell, bummer

House is 3800sq ft. Major upgrade and alot more space, stoked

Huge kitchen, stoked

Moving, not stoked. I hate the act of moving and buying shitloads of beer so my friends will help lol

Hellllll yeah. Nice job.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4693 on: November 02, 2017, 12:54:27 PM »
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House is 3800sq ft.
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god damn.
good for you, man. i bet its nice.
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Thanks man! Yep it's nice. Only took me 18 years to save enough to pay for it up front. Fuck a mortgage. Only had to save $1500 a month for 18 years(a fucking feat in itself, especially in my early 20's)

Now to pay for the garage/skatepark next year(hopefully).

I was quoted at 36 grand but I'm guessing it'll be more like 45
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Holy shit, congrats.
Meanwhile I just realized I ate/drank my money from my first job and shitting it about taxes. Any tips?

Work your ass off. Hopefully you land decent paying positions by mid 20's, and the secret my dad taught me, "if you can't afford all your bills/food on one pay cheque, you can't afford anything else.

Also helps that I met my wife 10 years ago and she has a good career too so then I could really power save.

Plus I invested wisely (more of a luckout than anything)
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4694 on: November 02, 2017, 01:00:23 PM »
OR don't work your ass off and live your life in an enjoyable way because you are for sure going to die and spending your life working just so you can buy a big box is pretty stupid. Just for some differing perspective.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4695 on: November 02, 2017, 04:33:45 PM »
Ummmmmm
 

I'm 38 and retired.


I'm well ahead of the curve.

By all my means enjoy yourself, just be fuckin smart about it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4696 on: November 03, 2017, 12:08:40 PM »
Crackhead stole my bike last night, but I got a job today.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4697 on: November 03, 2017, 12:16:29 PM »
Ummmmmm
 

I'm 38 and retired.


I'm well ahead of the curve.

By all my means enjoy yourself, just be fuckin smart about it.

Wasn't talking about you specifically

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4698 on: November 03, 2017, 01:19:50 PM »
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Ummmmmm
 

I'm 38 and retired.


I'm well ahead of the curve.

By all my means enjoy yourself, just be fuckin smart about it.
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Wasn't talking about you specifically

My bad. Bitchy fuckin mood from moving. I fuckin hate moving

That and I already bought 10 cases of beer and of course nobody shows up to help.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4699 on: November 03, 2017, 06:14:26 PM »
Crackhead stole my bike last night, but I got a job today.
just go to your mom's house and steal it back from your brother
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4700 on: November 07, 2017, 04:06:04 PM »
Apparently last Saturday I was so drunk that while I was puking all over my friend's bathroom, I asked him to leave so I could take a shit. He unlocks the bathroom and comes in to see me passed out on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles (slightly unrelated but it's also worth mentioning that he kept taking shots the entire time he was helping me). He woke me up and told me to wipe my ass and pull up my pants, to which I asked "why?" It took him five minutes to convince me to do it. I remember absolutely none of this.

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4701 on: November 07, 2017, 04:25:46 PM »
Apparently last Saturday I was so drunk that while I was puking all over my friend's bathroom, I asked him to leave so I could take a shit. He unlocks the bathroom and comes in to see me passed out on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles (slightly unrelated but it's also worth mentioning that he kept taking shots the entire time he was helping me). He woke me up and told me to wipe my ass and pull up my pants, to which I asked "why?" It took him five minutes to convince me to do it. I remember absolutely none of this.

You got raped man.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4702 on: November 07, 2017, 04:46:02 PM »
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Apparently last Saturday I was so drunk that while I was puking all over my friend's bathroom, I asked him to leave so I could take a shit. He unlocks the bathroom and comes in to see me passed out on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles (slightly unrelated but it's also worth mentioning that he kept taking shots the entire time he was helping me). He woke me up and told me to wipe my ass and pull up my pants, to which I asked "why?" It took him five minutes to convince me to do it. I remember absolutely none of this.
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You got raped man.
idunno man, I've been able to sit just fine

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4703 on: November 07, 2017, 06:34:36 PM »
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Apparently last Saturday I was so drunk that while I was puking all over my friend's bathroom, I asked him to leave so I could take a shit. He unlocks the bathroom and comes in to see me passed out on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles (slightly unrelated but it's also worth mentioning that he kept taking shots the entire time he was helping me). He woke me up and told me to wipe my ass and pull up my pants, to which I asked "why?" It took him five minutes to convince me to do it. I remember absolutely none of this.
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You got raped man.
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idunno man, I've been able to sit just fine
There's more than one way to rape a cat.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4704 on: November 09, 2017, 09:07:35 PM »
A homeless man was playing Nickelback at the bus stop.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4705 on: November 10, 2017, 01:05:42 PM »
I was tested for Parkinson's about 6 years ago because I'm always really shaky. I never noticed it, but everyone else did and my parents made me get tested because it runs in my family. It's very hard to diagnose in someone my age and they wouldn't even give me an MRI to try to rule it out. The doctors said that I'm just a shaky dude. My tremors have gotten worse since then to the point where I notice myself getting pretty bad with my hands. It's nothing like a older person with PD if you've ever seen them, but it's making me worried and I probably going to have to go through a bunch more doctor visits again to see if I'm alright. Could just be that my caffeine tolerance is going down, but I don't even drink anything more than maybe 20oz of coffee a day. Normally I just take a 16oz travel mug to work and I don't finish it. Either way, it's been getting me down lately because I don't know if I'll be able to make the tremors go away or not.

I'm really stoked that I got into the MBA program I've told my friends and family for the past two years that I was going to apply for. Feels good to actually make moves instead of just saying I'm going to make them. Classes start in January.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4706 on: November 10, 2017, 01:38:11 PM »
I got woken up by some dudes my landlord hired to do work on my house. But I'm getting a new furnace, and they're listening to the scorpions while they work.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4707 on: November 10, 2017, 02:30:14 PM »
I got woken up by some dudes my landlord hired to do work on my house. But I'm getting a new furnace, and they're listening to the scorpions while they work.

stay alert that the workers don't tear down your walls!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4708 on: November 11, 2017, 09:08:34 AM »
im gonna do drugs again cause stocking shelves from 12am to 9 sober would be redicoulus

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4709 on: November 11, 2017, 06:51:13 PM »
im gonna do drugs again cause stocking shelves from 12am to 9 sober would be redicoulus
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