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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4770 on: November 03, 2017, 12:16:29 PM »
Ummmmmm
 

I'm 38 and retired.


I'm well ahead of the curve.

By all my means enjoy yourself, just be fuckin smart about it.

Wasn't talking about you specifically

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4771 on: November 03, 2017, 01:19:50 PM »
Ummmmmm
 

I'm 38 and retired.


I'm well ahead of the curve.

By all my means enjoy yourself, just be fuckin smart about it.

Wasn't talking about you specifically

My bad. Bitchy fuckin mood from moving. I fuckin hate moving

That and I already bought 10 cases of beer and of course nobody shows up to help.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4772 on: November 03, 2017, 06:14:26 PM »
Crackhead stole my bike last night, but I got a job today.
just go to your mom's house and steal it back from your brother
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4773 on: November 07, 2017, 04:06:04 PM »
Apparently last Saturday I was so drunk that while I was puking all over my friend's bathroom, I asked him to leave so I could take a shit. He unlocks the bathroom and comes in to see me passed out on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles (slightly unrelated but it's also worth mentioning that he kept taking shots the entire time he was helping me). He woke me up and told me to wipe my ass and pull up my pants, to which I asked "why?" It took him five minutes to convince me to do it. I remember absolutely none of this.

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4774 on: November 07, 2017, 04:25:46 PM »
Apparently last Saturday I was so drunk that while I was puking all over my friend's bathroom, I asked him to leave so I could take a shit. He unlocks the bathroom and comes in to see me passed out on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles (slightly unrelated but it's also worth mentioning that he kept taking shots the entire time he was helping me). He woke me up and told me to wipe my ass and pull up my pants, to which I asked "why?" It took him five minutes to convince me to do it. I remember absolutely none of this.

You got raped man.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4775 on: November 07, 2017, 04:46:02 PM »
Apparently last Saturday I was so drunk that while I was puking all over my friend's bathroom, I asked him to leave so I could take a shit. He unlocks the bathroom and comes in to see me passed out on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles (slightly unrelated but it's also worth mentioning that he kept taking shots the entire time he was helping me). He woke me up and told me to wipe my ass and pull up my pants, to which I asked "why?" It took him five minutes to convince me to do it. I remember absolutely none of this.

You got raped man.
idunno man, I've been able to sit just fine

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4776 on: November 07, 2017, 06:34:36 PM »
Apparently last Saturday I was so drunk that while I was puking all over my friend's bathroom, I asked him to leave so I could take a shit. He unlocks the bathroom and comes in to see me passed out on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles (slightly unrelated but it's also worth mentioning that he kept taking shots the entire time he was helping me). He woke me up and told me to wipe my ass and pull up my pants, to which I asked "why?" It took him five minutes to convince me to do it. I remember absolutely none of this.

You got raped man.
idunno man, I've been able to sit just fine
There's more than one way to rape a cat.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4777 on: November 09, 2017, 09:07:35 PM »
A homeless man was playing Nickelback at the bus stop.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4778 on: November 10, 2017, 01:05:42 PM »
I was tested for Parkinson's about 6 years ago because I'm always really shaky. I never noticed it, but everyone else did and my parents made me get tested because it runs in my family. It's very hard to diagnose in someone my age and they wouldn't even give me an MRI to try to rule it out. The doctors said that I'm just a shaky dude. My tremors have gotten worse since then to the point where I notice myself getting pretty bad with my hands. It's nothing like a older person with PD if you've ever seen them, but it's making me worried and I probably going to have to go through a bunch more doctor visits again to see if I'm alright. Could just be that my caffeine tolerance is going down, but I don't even drink anything more than maybe 20oz of coffee a day. Normally I just take a 16oz travel mug to work and I don't finish it. Either way, it's been getting me down lately because I don't know if I'll be able to make the tremors go away or not.

I'm really stoked that I got into the MBA program I've told my friends and family for the past two years that I was going to apply for. Feels good to actually make moves instead of just saying I'm going to make them. Classes start in January.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4779 on: November 10, 2017, 01:38:11 PM »
I got woken up by some dudes my landlord hired to do work on my house. But I'm getting a new furnace, and they're listening to the scorpions while they work.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4780 on: November 10, 2017, 02:30:14 PM »
I got woken up by some dudes my landlord hired to do work on my house. But I'm getting a new furnace, and they're listening to the scorpions while they work.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4781 on: November 11, 2017, 09:08:34 AM »
im gonna do drugs again cause stocking shelves from 12am to 9 sober would be redicoulus

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« Reply #4782 on: November 11, 2017, 06:51:13 PM »
im gonna do drugs again cause stocking shelves from 12am to 9 sober would be redicoulus
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4783 on: November 12, 2017, 02:15:49 AM »
It's not ridiculous, you chat to your co-workers and people in the store too, you can go for a cigarette or coffee break... You don't need to do drugs Bawtawd


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4784 on: November 12, 2017, 05:34:31 PM »
I've done this job before... U need drugs in my professional opinion. At my work there were no customers during the night and the co-workers didn't speak English and the ones who did, I really wish they didn't.

Listened to a lot of Mitch Hedberg during my shifts though...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4785 on: November 13, 2017, 02:07:32 AM »
Yeah no customers and and I work with anti-socials. My boss smokes cigarettes for 30 minutes straight pacing back and forth on lunch break. Then the other guy smells like shit, that wet dog white people smell, coming from his shoes. Then just some fat kid, none of them like to talk.

Although I skipped out on work today cause I have a perfect excuse, but since my sleep schedule changed Im just sitting here at 5AM like, fuck. And theres a nug sitting on a table but I cant smoke it cause I think its a trap.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4786 on: November 13, 2017, 04:55:01 AM »
It's fine for him to be on drugs at his job because it's the kind of job meant for people who can't not be on drugs long enough to do something else. A robot can do it but would cost more than some people who just need somewhere to go at night.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4787 on: November 13, 2017, 05:50:24 AM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4788 on: November 13, 2017, 05:06:49 PM »
I was tested for Parkinson's about 6 years ago because I'm always really shaky. I never noticed it, but everyone else did and my parents made me get tested because it runs in my family. It's very hard to diagnose in someone my age and they wouldn't even give me an MRI to try to rule it out. The doctors said that I'm just a shaky dude. My tremors have gotten worse since then to the point where I notice myself getting pretty bad with my hands. It's nothing like a older person with PD if you've ever seen them, but it's making me worried and I probably going to have to go through a bunch more doctor visits again to see if I'm alright. Could just be that my caffeine tolerance is going down, but I don't even drink anything more than maybe 20oz of coffee a day. Normally I just take a 16oz travel mug to work and I don't finish it. Either way, it's been getting me down lately because I don't know if I'll be able to make the tremors go away or not.

I'm really stoked that I got into the MBA program I've told my friends and family for the past two years that I was going to apply for. Feels good to actually make moves instead of just saying I'm going to make them. Classes start in January.
Really sorry about the potential Parkinson's JB. I'd keep going to doctors that take your insurance until you can find one willing to get you properly tested. The sooner you find out, the better.

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4789 on: November 15, 2017, 09:00:17 AM »
Uh...my ex finally moved out, after 3 months since the breakup.

But now I'm stuck with the payment for a gigantic apartment for the next couple months until the lease is up.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4790 on: November 15, 2017, 09:16:21 AM »
Uh...my ex finally moved out, after 3 months since the breakup.

But now I'm stuck with the payment for a gigantic apartment for the next couple months until the lease is up.

can you move to a cheaper place before your lease is up? call up the landlord and ask if you have to pay the full term or if you can get out of it if they can find another person who wants it before the end of your lease. if you're in a high demand area, they might be able to find someone who wants to move in as soon as you're able to move out. thats how it works where i live.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4791 on: November 15, 2017, 09:52:43 AM »
In the meantime, smoke weed naked on the couch and watch porn at full volume.

Wait, neither of you guys were bringing people back to the apartment to bang, were you?


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4792 on: November 15, 2017, 12:49:14 PM »
Uh...my ex finally moved out, after 3 months since the breakup.

But now I'm stuck with the payment for a gigantic apartment for the next couple months until the lease is up.

can you move to a cheaper place before your lease is up? call up the landlord and ask if you have to pay the full term or if you can get out of it if they can find another person who wants it before the end of your lease. if you're in a high demand area, they might be able to find someone who wants to move in as soon as you're able to move out. thats how it works where i live.

Not really. I'm in some gigantic complex near my work, owned by some mega realty company where they rent to you for "less than market rate" and then if you break the lease they go back and recalculate your rent for the whole year at the "market rate" which would mean 3-4k due if I were to break it. High demand for these places would be a no too, otherwise I would be gone.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4793 on: November 15, 2017, 01:02:43 PM »
I said some harsh asshole shit to my wife last night...

Not fuckin stoked and I feel like shit mentally.

But she took my apologies like an amazing women(like she is) and just said "don't worry, my ex was waaaaay worse, I love you and I realize it was just a mistake"

Fuck I love her

But I'm still bummed I actually did that. Stress got the best of me and I acted like a complete asshole.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4794 on: November 19, 2017, 04:32:37 PM »
+/ - back from the big smoke
- it's fucking freezing here
- I didn't stretch/ yoga for a whole week and now my back/ neck/ shoulders feels like shit
+ Black Friday sales tho

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4795 on: November 21, 2017, 08:15:16 PM »
i think im gonna dog sit and get $200 for it, but by the time i get the money the 20% off sale will be over with, hopefully there will be another good sale and the stuff i want will still be there.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4796 on: November 22, 2017, 01:47:42 AM »
+  Put in my two week notice at my shit job.
-  Don't have a plan or another job lined up.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4797 on: November 24, 2017, 03:18:46 PM »
I switched vape pens and it came with a nicer battery. I didnít feel like loading up the chamber, so I put the Americanna cartridge in, which I thought was shitty. Now, I got high off two puffs, while Iím on a work break.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4798 on: November 25, 2017, 07:37:19 AM »
Came to London for the first time and went to southbank today, but I dont have a skateboard with me, so I just stared at the skaters like an lonelly puppy... :/
Also yesterday missed a supposed "terrorist attack" by 5/10 mins. In the end I think it was false alarm but still pretty chaotic!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4799 on: November 25, 2017, 09:54:48 AM »
Came to London for the first time and went to southbank today, but I dont have a skateboard with me, so I just stared at the skaters like an lonelly puppy... :/
Also yesterday missed a supposed "terrorist attack" by 5/10 mins. In the end I think it was false alarm but still pretty chaotic!

I had the same experience of south bank the only time I've gone there. Walked around and looked at spots like it was a museum or a gallery.


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