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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4980 on: March 12, 2018, 10:21:34 AM »
post your set!
also, you should work that into your next show 'i can't pay my bills in diarrhea guys'.
i think i can be pretty funny at times but i'd be scared to get on stage.
if you ever go on tour we can work out a deal, i'll heckle you and you can insult me better from onstage. shit, there's slap pals everywhere, maybe that could be your go to.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4981 on: March 12, 2018, 11:07:26 AM »
boooo you guys stink get off the forum boooooooo

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4982 on: March 12, 2018, 12:21:02 PM »
my car has a blown head gasket so i'm skating to and from work. it's 8 miles each way but at least i'm skating more.

i also have to go in person to verify my identity so i can collect my tax return, no car and the closest office is an hour away, stoked ill get the return but after verifying i have to wait an additional nine weeks to receive it

the label my band was on quietly dropped my band after doing nothing to promote it and also had me kick out a member because they didn't like them but i am back to working with the guy i originally had drumming and he's cool as fuck.

though i'm not stoked on much of this i am stoked on how well i'm handling it all


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4983 on: March 12, 2018, 12:26:20 PM »
My buddy says I have a guarantee'd job in the bank that he works at, but the managers are humming and hawing about hiring people, so I'm kind of left waiting. But, if I get it, it'd be pretty good money and more importantly a change in city. Fingers crossed, because I think I'd like a major change.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4984 on: March 13, 2018, 07:44:08 AM »
post your set!
also, you should work that into your next show 'i can't pay my bills in diarrhea guys'.
i think i can be pretty funny at times but i'd be scared to get on stage.
if you ever go on tour we can work out a deal, i'll heckle you and you can insult me better from onstage. shit, there's slap pals everywhere, maybe that could be your go to.

I'll do it, as long as Stan is my opener. It'll be called "Knee SLAPper Comedy Tour" (I'm more than open to alternate suggestions, of course).

Someone should start a "Slap Roast Thread" I mean, it won't be me, but somebody should start one.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4985 on: March 13, 2018, 06:27:08 PM »
post your set!
also, you should work that into your next show 'i can't pay my bills in diarrhea guys'.
i think i can be pretty funny at times but i'd be scared to get on stage.
if you ever go on tour we can work out a deal, i'll heckle you and you can insult me better from onstage. shit, there's slap pals everywhere, maybe that could be your go to.

I'll do it, as long as Stan is my opener. It'll be called "Knee SLAPper Comedy Tour" (I'm more than open to alternate suggestions, of course).

Someone should start a "Slap Roast Thread" I mean, it won't be me, but somebody should start one.
Pretty sure that's every thread

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4986 on: March 13, 2018, 08:51:26 PM »
Almost 28 and still getting carded for burrs.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4987 on: March 14, 2018, 07:34:01 AM »
Woke up with big poop, didn't come out. Gonna snort caffeine pill and see what it do. Still psyched cause I can tell its a nice poop. Plus I might get to use a car today, but I'm gonna use it for retail theft getaway so its really not cool. And fuck magnets, just use wire cutters.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4988 on: March 14, 2018, 07:38:47 AM »
hmu if you need bail

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« Reply #4989 on: March 14, 2018, 10:23:51 AM »
hmu if you need bail
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4990 on: March 18, 2018, 07:16:15 AM »
I had a (phone) job interview Saturday at 6:30pm.  The guy threw the time out on Wednesday.  I thought a Saturday evening interview was strange, but it seems like a good company.  When I accepted, I didn't realize it was St. Patrick's Day. 

I'm off the booze, but I live in a neighborhood with a lot of bars and young people.  With St. Patty's combined with the NCAA tournament, the day drinking/party scene was going off, and I was at home stressing out and studying up on work stuff.  I did get to do some yard work and get a quick skate in though.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4991 on: March 20, 2018, 12:15:18 AM »
+ been away for work for the last 10 days
- went to 3 different countries so I'm super tired
+ finally get to see the fam tomorrow evening
+/- booked in for a 4 hour tattoo session tomorrow

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4992 on: March 21, 2018, 11:41:00 PM »
+Spring Break, got the days off work to go home
+Spending time with the newest family member
+Get to eat home cooked meals and comfort foods
+ People aren't letting me pay for food
+Got to update my phone
- Everyone else in my family has next week off
-Downstairs (I live in a duplex w/ family) is getting the floors re-done so my room was kinda given up to my uncle that works super late night shifts
-It's raining mid week
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4993 on: March 22, 2018, 11:13:30 PM »
+ finally got to sleep in my own bed
+ fam
- back at work/ the office today
+ 4 hour tattoo session wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, at least the outline is done
+ friday
+ organic markets tomorrow
- way too much work to do
- we're moving in two weeks

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4994 on: March 23, 2018, 12:09:11 AM »
I love movie theater popcorn but it gives me the shits oh well its to good to give up

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« Reply #4995 on: March 23, 2018, 04:53:22 AM »
I love movie theater popcorn but it gives me the shits oh well its to good to give up
Homemade substitute is even better.

-3 tablespoons of any oil at the bottom of a big pot (I find that grape seed makes it crispier but olive works fine)
-cover the surface with kernels making sure they aren't stacked on top of each other
-put on medium/high heat, cover but let the steam out
-remove from heat when popping stops, lightly shake to avoid burning
-pour that melted butter on there, approx. 2 generous tablespoons
-the secret is garlic salt
-one last vigorous shake, serve

I used to go to the movies just for popcorn. Those days are over.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4996 on: March 23, 2018, 07:02:54 AM »
I love movie theater popcorn but it gives me the shits oh well its to good to give up
Homemade substitute is even better.

-3 tablespoons of any oil at the bottom of a big pot (I find that grape seed makes it crispier but olive works fine)
-cover the surface witch kernels making sure they aren't stacked on top of each other
-put on medium/high heat, cover but let the steam out
-remove from heat when popping stops, lightly shake to avoid burning
-pour that melted butter on there, approx. 2 generous tablespoons
-the secret is garlic salt
-one last vigorous shake, serve

I used to go to the movies just for popcorn. Those days are over.
FUCK THAT MICROWAVE SHIT

Agree 100%

Also, as weird as it sounds, a touch of seasoning salt is also very good(but not as good as garlic salt)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4997 on: March 23, 2018, 09:56:09 PM »
I do pepper and Old Bay seasoning.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4998 on: March 24, 2018, 12:39:57 AM »
I always cook mine in coconut oil and hit it with some salt when it's done but then:

Every once in a while I dust mine with some raw brown sugar.

And nutritional yeast is a sick popcorn topping as well.

I eat popcorn almost every day.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4999 on: March 24, 2018, 10:15:50 AM »
I make mine think I'm disappointed in it

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5000 on: March 25, 2018, 08:38:42 AM »
DC reissuing the Lynx ensures that I can live out my 90ís skateboarding fetishization.
Not stoked that I have no idea where to get them.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5001 on: March 25, 2018, 10:21:46 AM »
Stoked on: very little. Not stoked on: very little. Things are kind of grey, right now.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5002 on: March 27, 2018, 12:35:11 AM »
so my co-worker totally wants me to fuck her in the most depraved of ways but she's married and isn't too happy in the sex department...what do i do?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5003 on: March 27, 2018, 01:11:01 AM »
so my co-worker totally wants me to fuck her in the most depraved of ways but she's married and isn't too happy in the sex department...what do i do?

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« Reply #5004 on: March 27, 2018, 01:22:26 PM »
so my co-worker totally wants me to fuck her in the most depraved of ways but she's married and isn't too happy in the sex department...what do i do?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5005 on: March 28, 2018, 09:12:50 PM »
everything's lame undergrad-wise right now, but i found ed's photo book, deformer, in the library today
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5006 on: March 28, 2018, 10:28:58 PM »
I've noticed that the world is in such a shitty place that now men are mad that I don't hold the door for them.....

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5007 on: March 30, 2018, 11:10:52 AM »
Friend's roommate showed up with ex fiancee instead of her new boyfriend and seeing the guy made me feel handsome and let me know I can do better
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5008 on: March 30, 2018, 11:15:21 AM »
everything's lame undergrad-wise right now, but i found ed's photo book, deformer, in the library today

I actually found that book in the library as well. Deanne's suicide note was pretty heavy. They must've been though a lot as a couple.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5009 on: March 30, 2018, 11:49:37 AM »
everything's lame undergrad-wise right now, but i found ed's photo book, deformer, in the library today

I actually found that book in the library as well. Deanne's suicide note was pretty heavy. They must've been though a lot as a couple.

Wow, gotta check that out. Actually kinda surprised, but for someone to stick around Ed's ups and downs she's for sure had to deal with some stuff
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.