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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4920 on: March 23, 2018, 04:53:22 AM »
I love movie theater popcorn but it gives me the shits oh well its to good to give up
Homemade substitute is even better.

-3 tablespoons of any oil at the bottom of a big pot (I find that grape seed makes it crispier but olive works fine)
-cover the surface with kernels making sure they aren't stacked on top of each other
-put on medium/high heat, cover but let the steam out
-remove from heat when popping stops, lightly shake to avoid burning
-pour that melted butter on there, approx. 2 generous tablespoons
-the secret is garlic salt
-one last vigorous shake, serve

I used to go to the movies just for popcorn. Those days are over.
FUCK THAT MICROWAVE SHIT
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4921 on: March 23, 2018, 07:02:54 AM »
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I love movie theater popcorn but it gives me the shits oh well its to good to give up
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Homemade substitute is even better.

-3 tablespoons of any oil at the bottom of a big pot (I find that grape seed makes it crispier but olive works fine)
-cover the surface witch kernels making sure they aren't stacked on top of each other
-put on medium/high heat, cover but let the steam out
-remove from heat when popping stops, lightly shake to avoid burning
-pour that melted butter on there, approx. 2 generous tablespoons
-the secret is garlic salt
-one last vigorous shake, serve

I used to go to the movies just for popcorn. Those days are over.
FUCK THAT MICROWAVE SHIT

Agree 100%

Also, as weird as it sounds, a touch of seasoning salt is also very good(but not as good as garlic salt)
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4922 on: March 23, 2018, 09:56:09 PM »
I do pepper and Old Bay seasoning.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4923 on: March 24, 2018, 12:39:57 AM »
I always cook mine in coconut oil and hit it with some salt when it's done but then:

Every once in a while I dust mine with some raw brown sugar.

And nutritional yeast is a sick popcorn topping as well.

I eat popcorn almost every day.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4924 on: March 24, 2018, 10:15:50 AM »
I make mine think I'm disappointed in it

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« Reply #4925 on: March 25, 2018, 08:38:42 AM »
DC reissuing the Lynx ensures that I can live out my 90’s skateboarding fetishization.
Not stoked that I have no idea where to get them.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4926 on: March 25, 2018, 10:21:46 AM »
Stoked on: very little. Not stoked on: very little. Things are kind of grey, right now.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4927 on: March 27, 2018, 12:35:11 AM »
so my co-worker totally wants me to fuck her in the most depraved of ways but she's married and isn't too happy in the sex department...what do i do?
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« Reply #4928 on: March 27, 2018, 01:11:01 AM »
so my co-worker totally wants me to fuck her in the most depraved of ways but she's married and isn't too happy in the sex department...what do i do?

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« Reply #4929 on: March 27, 2018, 01:22:26 PM »
so my co-worker totally wants me to fuck her in the most depraved of ways but she's married and isn't too happy in the sex department...what do i do?
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4930 on: March 28, 2018, 09:12:50 PM »
everything's lame undergrad-wise right now, but i found ed's photo book, deformer, in the library today
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4931 on: March 28, 2018, 10:28:58 PM »
I've noticed that the world is in such a shitty place that now men are mad that I don't hold the door for them.....

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4932 on: March 30, 2018, 11:10:52 AM »
Friend's roommate showed up with ex fiancee instead of her new boyfriend and seeing the guy made me feel handsome and let me know I can do better
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« Reply #4933 on: March 30, 2018, 11:15:21 AM »
everything's lame undergrad-wise right now, but i found ed's photo book, deformer, in the library today

I actually found that book in the library as well. Deanne's suicide note was pretty heavy. They must've been though a lot as a couple.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4934 on: March 30, 2018, 11:49:37 AM »
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everything's lame undergrad-wise right now, but i found ed's photo book, deformer, in the library today
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I actually found that book in the library as well. Deanne's suicide note was pretty heavy. They must've been though a lot as a couple.

Wow, gotta check that out. Actually kinda surprised, but for someone to stick around Ed's ups and downs she's for sure had to deal with some stuff
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« Reply #4935 on: April 01, 2018, 11:02:26 AM »
My birthday is this month and I thought I was a year older than I was until they told me how old I'm turning.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4936 on: April 01, 2018, 11:06:18 AM »
I'm a cook in a steakhouse, and tonight we closed at 9, but we had fuckin' families coming in and ordering shit at like 9:15! 

Which I mean, is cool 'cause I need the hours, but the fucking nerve of those assholes! They even made me miss the liquor store!  Which I guess is cool 'cause I'm better off not drinking.
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« Reply #4937 on: April 03, 2018, 04:20:57 PM »
not stoked that someone had to shoot up youtube but stoked it was a woman.  right wingers love it to be an arab guy, left wingers love it to be a lone wolf white dude and i'm happy to see diversity. and toxic feminity.

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« Reply #4938 on: April 06, 2018, 07:30:38 AM »
Stoked that I’m pursuing the CPA license, not stoked by how much studying I have to do, not to mention how long the process will take.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4939 on: April 06, 2018, 10:45:52 AM »
This happens every time I look for a job.  I got laid off in mid Feb and kind of dicked around until about three weeks ago.  I was getting calls and phone interviews with low ball offers but nothing big. 

Yesterday this guy (owner) calls me for a phone interview.  It goes well.  We meet for coffee with the hiring manager.  This morning I get a call from the HR lady with a job offer, but they need to know ASAP (Like this afternoon) b/c the project's starting soon.  This is a reputable small company (40 or so people) and the money is what I'm looking for.  It's a pretty senior position, but I've gotten burned by small companies before.  Their margins are small, so if they lose a deal, it's last in first out. 

Today I had a call with the recruiting manager from a slightly larger company (250 or so people). It went well and she's passing a positive recommendation along for me.  This company offers much more long term stability and diverse opportunities, but I haven't even had a real interview yet.     

Why do things like this always happen at once? 

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« Reply #4940 on: April 06, 2018, 08:49:55 PM »
not stoked that someone had to shoot up youtube but stoked it was a woman.  right wingers love it to be an arab guy, left wingers love it to be a lone wolf white dude and i'm happy to see diversity. and toxic feminity.
I was kinda attracted to the shooter she had some nice eyes but then I watched her videos and the crazy made my balls shrivel into rasiams

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4941 on: April 06, 2018, 09:13:05 PM »
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not stoked that someone had to shoot up youtube but stoked it was a woman.  right wingers love it to be an arab guy, left wingers love it to be a lone wolf white dude and i'm happy to see diversity. and toxic feminity.
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I was kinda attracted to the shooter she had some nice eyes but then I watched her videos and the crazy made my balls shrivel into racist raisons
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4942 on: April 07, 2018, 08:32:32 PM »
raisins dude, also while i'm at it, indigenous

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4943 on: April 12, 2018, 03:41:46 PM »
We just got a new dog but our other two dogs started a huge ass fight as soon as he was brought home.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4944 on: April 12, 2018, 09:13:37 PM »
We just got a new dog but our other two dogs started a huge ass fight as soon as he was brought home.

animals are definitely territorial. when we brought home our younger cat when he was a kitten i thought the older one was going to kill him. it was by far the most vicious ive ever seen her act.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4945 on: April 12, 2018, 10:14:47 PM »
Went on a pseudo-friend-date thing with a girl I have talked about earlier on here and it was nice. We went to my job and got free coffee and it just became her unloading her stuff on me and me trying to cheer her on with short excerpts of life. While she says she wants to settle down and thinks I make her feel special and hoe she wants me around often. I don't see it working out. She's alright looking but I can do better.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4946 on: April 15, 2018, 09:05:26 AM »
Broke up with a friend a few days ago.



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« Reply #4947 on: April 15, 2018, 09:25:57 AM »
Broke up with a friend a few days ago.

Go on, give us the deets.

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« Reply #4948 on: April 15, 2018, 10:39:14 PM »
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Broke up with a friend a few days ago.
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Go on, give us the deets.


You guys ever have those friends that are only your friends when it's convenient? Yeah, cut those fuckers out of your life. This is essentially what I did a few days ago. I was going to be low-key about it and just drift of from the friendship but the narcissism is real in her and she noticed I unfollowed her on social media. I guess there's an app for that. She then went on about how much she cares about me and blah blah blah. I was blunt and said I'm not a fan of her or our friendship and told her I'm out.

It felt great. Highly suggest it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4949 on: April 16, 2018, 07:37:22 AM »
Visiting Southern California and am simultaneously stoked and a little bummed by how good the random locals at the park have been.

I've seen some really sick skating and am genuinely hyped on the "easy" style that seems more prevalent here - in contrast with what I'll call east coast cannonball style (note: I'm really just talking about transition skating, not street/flatground).


Then I get kind of bummed that our parks back home suck, there are so few of them, are generally designed poorly, crusty as fuck, and unskateable due to weather no less than 1/3 of the year.


Basically just making excuses and being sour. My apologies.

I also wish I could have done this trip in the fall when I generally suck less...