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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #240 on: January 14, 2008, 01:30:32 AM »
the good part: the government is working on my roof for free right now

the bad part: there are people on my roof, making a lot of noise, and i want them to shut the fuck up.

Make sure they donīt install cameras and tap you  :-X
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #242 on: January 17, 2008, 08:03:31 AM »
stoked that there was a dusting of snow and all classes were cancelled. bummed that the university is completely shut down, i needed some paperwork done by tomorrow or im fucked :(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #243 on: January 17, 2008, 01:22:49 PM »
just got pulled over.

he gave me a warning.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #244 on: January 17, 2008, 07:08:44 PM »
A couple buddies dropped hints about a party tomorrow night, but they can only give details tomorrow.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #247 on: January 18, 2008, 12:21:09 PM »
the ex offered to bring me here in april..



not exactly sure how the current girl would feel about that.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #248 on: January 18, 2008, 12:28:20 PM »
Jeff and Henry were being loud and drunk, skating on the way homeward, when a punk slut cop rolls up on us. Officer Clark says he saw Henry urinating on the side of a fence, and heard us shouting down the road. Accused us of disturbing the peace, and wanted to know our information. Henry and I (Jeff), thought the same thing, basically said FUCK (it) and darted across the field to the old drinking spot by the creek. Ended up having to ditch our boards and lurk in the woods for almost in hour, in the fucking Ottawa winter. Jeff says fuck that shit, Jeff is finding his fucking skateboard today though.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #249 on: January 25, 2008, 07:21:06 AM »
I got put on tether so I can't go skate.
I've been learning a lot of shit on the flatbar in my basement.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #250 on: January 25, 2008, 10:56:30 AM »
Stoked on coffee, not stoked on coffee shits, especially when I ate chili last night.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #251 on: January 25, 2008, 10:58:12 AM »
Stoked on coffee, not stoked on coffee shits, especially when I ate chili last night.
Weird, I ate chili last night and had coffee and tea today - and nothing has happened!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #252 on: January 25, 2008, 01:34:57 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #253 on: January 25, 2008, 02:56:44 PM »
siked on fire pit party not too siked on whos going to be there
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #254 on: January 25, 2008, 03:02:28 PM »
i never have gotten coffee shits.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #255 on: January 25, 2008, 03:22:10 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #256 on: January 25, 2008, 05:13:25 PM »
Skate night-tonight....also knowing I'm gonna get awesome, which means an inevitable blackout.  Followed by drinkers remorse in the morning.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #257 on: January 25, 2008, 09:28:19 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #258 on: January 25, 2008, 09:44:00 PM »
Downloading the first season of Dexter but its taking forever.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #259 on: January 25, 2008, 10:06:32 PM »
haircut, not im my eyes anymore at least

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #260 on: January 26, 2008, 10:07:41 PM »
Getting new boards. Stoked on getting it, but i hate how i always try to keep it from getting scratched up or anything.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #261 on: January 26, 2008, 10:18:18 PM »
went to a black barbershop and you'd be surprised how many people were crazy over shaun white in the winter Olympics thing

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #262 on: January 26, 2008, 11:22:01 PM »
25 year old girls at the bar being hyped on "skaterboys" its kind of a blessing and a curse.

then it's me trying to explain to girls what skaters actually look like...'SKATERS DON'T WEAR BILLABONG!!! They were brown cords....no...shit....maybe they don't anymore....they have beards though...for sure...'

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #263 on: January 27, 2008, 12:27:14 AM »
Getting new boards. Stoked on getting it, but i hate how i always try to keep it from getting scratched up or anything.

trying not to scratch it...................................................................

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #264 on: January 27, 2008, 09:25:35 AM »
moving to southern california

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #265 on: January 27, 2008, 02:46:20 PM »
Jeff was getting his balls sucked by a drunk girl, and the roommate (Henry) came home. Henry laughed, grabbed the piece and went back into the living room. Jeff has never had his balls sucked in that way before, so Jeff is only mildly bothered that Henry saw the event.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #266 on: January 29, 2008, 11:27:20 AM »
not working today, but i kind of wish i was because i need money.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #267 on: February 03, 2008, 09:22:32 AM »
my girlfriend told me she loved me last night, while we were getting down. im stoked that she is digging me so much, cause i dig her alot too, but i think it's a little to early for that. i said i loved her back anyways.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #268 on: February 03, 2008, 11:35:15 AM »
Working on a Sunday.  On the upside, absolutely nobody has come in today.  I could probably take my pants off and it'd be "chill".

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #269 on: February 03, 2008, 11:40:49 AM »
Downloading the first season of Dexter but its taking forever.
Apparently that show is so good. They are playing the first two season through on some random HBO (i think) channel.