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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #360 on: February 23, 2008, 06:06:00 PM »
i had off today, and slept all day. its refreshing, but what a waste of a day.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #361 on: February 23, 2008, 06:37:25 PM »
getting a new board. old boards are funner to ride and your used to them. new ones are weird to me and i can't skate them

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #362 on: February 24, 2008, 08:26:57 AM »
getting a new board. old boards are funner to ride and your used to them. new ones are weird to me and i can't skate them
Breaking in a new deck isn't too bad, but breaking in new trucks is the worst.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #363 on: February 24, 2008, 09:32:20 PM »
stoked on coen brothers winning best director(s) but wanted p.t.a. to take it. also the same with best picture, stoked on no country for old men but wanted there will be blood to win.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #364 on: February 25, 2008, 07:58:26 AM »
the academy awards are stupid, who cares

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #365 on: February 25, 2008, 08:16:56 AM »
I'm stoked that i just heard a really prim lady a few desks away from me fart loudly then look all embarassed

But not so stoked that I might be downwind from her, so shall go and smoke a cigarette to kil my sense of smell

(In breaking news, yes I am downwind)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #366 on: February 25, 2008, 08:31:26 AM »
I love/hate whiskey.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #367 on: February 25, 2008, 11:54:27 AM »
the academy awards are stupid, who cares

couldnt you have just not posted and got the same feeling?
why care?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #368 on: February 25, 2008, 01:19:41 PM »
I love/hate whiskey.

Stoked on J&B (scotchy scotch scotch)
not stoked that I don't have any.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #369 on: February 25, 2008, 01:32:04 PM »
I love/hate whiskey.

Stoked on J&B (scotchy scotch scotch)
not stoked that I don't have any.

It's the Jameson that gets me. I can sip it all night as long as I don't mix with beer. My liver loves me.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #370 on: February 25, 2008, 04:45:40 PM »
not stoked that i cant login into my old account ,stoked that i get to start fresh

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #371 on: February 25, 2008, 07:25:04 PM »
Being able to log into Slap.

The Slap Video (only stoked)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #372 on: February 25, 2008, 08:30:26 PM »
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« Last Edit: February 25, 2008, 10:14:23 PM by WeTigers »
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« Last Edit: February 25, 2008, 10:19:43 PM by sectachrome »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #374 on: February 25, 2008, 10:13:50 PM »
Beat on who's part? It really wasn't my decision and I'm not happy with what's going on, but it will make me feel better.
And I definitely shouldn't be posting that here, but I was pissed and wasn't thinking.
If you'd be cool enough to edit it out, that would be rad, as I'm going to too.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #375 on: February 25, 2008, 10:17:38 PM »
keep that soft shit on the low low, you sound like a silly ass hoe.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #376 on: February 25, 2008, 10:20:43 PM »
Beat on who's part? It really wasn't my decision and I'm not happy with what's going on, but it will make me feel better.
And I definitely shouldn't be posting that here, but I was pissed and wasn't thinking.
If you'd be cool enough to edit it out, that would be rad, as I'm going to too.

On your part.  Sucks for you.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #377 on: February 25, 2008, 11:00:36 PM »
Im stoked on being a foxy lady, not stoked on not getting reconized.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #378 on: March 07, 2008, 12:08:30 PM »
So I was shaving my cock-and-balls the other day with my electric clippers and I said, "what the fuck, why not shave the ass-crack while I'm at it?".

Stoked:
Wiping is incredibly easy. Two wipes maximum and you're clean.

Not Stoked:
My farts are completly different now. They make a really loud slapping sound. The ass-hair was what allowed me to release an SBD. Now, If I'm even slightly sweaty, the cheeks create a seal and trap the fart in between the buttcheeks.
Ass-hair is also what keeps your butt-cheeks from irritating each other when riding a motorcycle. Monkey-butt abounds.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #379 on: March 07, 2008, 12:21:12 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #380 on: March 07, 2008, 12:26:17 PM »
spring break, but im working every day and dont even get to go home
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #381 on: March 07, 2008, 12:32:38 PM »
spring break, but im working every day and dont even get to go home

im goin to az, fuuuuuck yea!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #382 on: March 07, 2008, 12:48:18 PM »
lucky son of a bitch
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #383 on: March 07, 2008, 02:33:45 PM »
So I was shaving my cock-and-balls the other day with my electric clippers and I said, "what the fuck, why not shave the ass-crack while I'm at it?".

Stoked:
Wiping is incredibly easy. Two wipes maximum and you're clean.

Not Stoked:
My farts are completly different now. They make a really loud slapping sound. The ass-hair was what allowed me to release an SBD. Now, If I'm even slightly sweaty, the cheeks create a seal and trap the fart in between the buttcheeks.
Ass-hair is also what keeps your butt-cheeks from irritating each other when riding a motorcycle. Monkey-butt abounds.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #384 on: March 07, 2008, 03:55:54 PM »
I'm pissed that my shoes didn't arrive today, that means I gotta wait AT LEAST till Monday for them.. I could be dead by then! I just want my feet to be happy. I'm also pissed that I've been room hunting for nearly 2 weeks, and have so far only found 1 place worth checking out.

On the bright side, it's the weekend, tomorrow night should be a rip roarin' good time, and at least I have one place to check out. If everything goes well this weekend I might have a new pad sooner then expected.

And for the ender, I got a cyst on my taint drained today.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #385 on: March 07, 2008, 04:12:26 PM »
I bought brand new wheels yesturday

I have flat spotted them
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #386 on: March 07, 2008, 08:26:15 PM »
my dad is getting me new wheels and trucks tomorow since i have no board right now, i have to help paint the house all of  sunday in return though.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2008, 11:03:54 PM by guy le douche »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #387 on: March 07, 2008, 09:56:04 PM »
www.scrabulous.com

i hate myself for being so bad
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #388 on: March 07, 2008, 10:17:00 PM »
my dad is getting me new wheels and trucks tomorow since i have no board right now, i have to help paint the house all of  sunday in return though.
thats lame.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #389 on: March 07, 2008, 10:22:30 PM »
new wheels. they are way bigger than my old ones. but are way faster and smother.