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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #390 on: March 08, 2008, 10:29:12 AM »
I went to the strip club last night. Stoked i got to see a bunch of naked girls, unstoked I left with blue balls and a chunk of change missing.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #391 on: March 08, 2008, 12:20:22 PM »
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #392 on: March 08, 2008, 12:31:55 PM »
damn, anger house.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #393 on: March 08, 2008, 12:38:13 PM »
i prefer alcoholic house
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #394 on: March 08, 2008, 12:48:38 PM »
Not stoked that i have to work all day on a saturday, but stoked i work at a rad skate shop, and drink beer on the job.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #395 on: March 08, 2008, 12:50:41 PM »


"Don't worry. My brother's got this killer set of tools. I can fix it."

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #396 on: March 08, 2008, 12:53:44 PM »
you know that dude uncle dave at fdr that i was talking to on thursday about the little devil ramp and the kids that work there? thats one of the kids house
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #397 on: March 08, 2008, 12:57:48 PM »
I've had my fair share of skate/party houses. I like lurking on married people's couches these days. The worst you have to worry about is an argument involving whose turn it is to take out the trash.

Couch surfing. Stoked on not paying rent, not stoked on being homeless.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #398 on: March 08, 2008, 02:20:29 PM »
Brian, I'm telling you, we should get a place. Come September I'm not gonna have a place to live, so I need to figure something out.
I'm super clean and you know how quiet I am. Think about it dude.

Oh, and stoked that the sun is starting to come out/not stoked that the ground is still wet though.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2008, 02:22:54 PM by marty. »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #399 on: March 08, 2008, 02:30:31 PM »
GOING TO FDR TO SKATE BUT GOING WITH SOMEONE I DONT REALLY WANT TO
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #400 on: March 08, 2008, 10:40:43 PM »
Be stoked you can go to FDR.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #401 on: March 09, 2008, 04:39:09 AM »
yesterday while we were skating a ledge some woman starts shouting "skater boi!!" at us so I thought it would be a good idea to say "youre a total fucking idiot, why dont you get yourself to the gym you fat cunt". But I didnt know she was with her boyfriend who was walking just ahead of her, he was huge and starts walking towards me taking his jacket of saying "fucking say it again!!" needless to say I skated away very fast indeed. When I came back after he was gone my friend told me he walked away but then tried to run back and tripped over a curb and fell flat on his face, it was really funny but I almost got the shit beaten out of me

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #402 on: March 09, 2008, 01:44:32 PM »
The last two replies have me disappointed on the human race.
north memphis, south memphis, west wood, orange mound.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #403 on: March 11, 2008, 12:00:58 AM »
I am a disappointment to the human race.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #404 on: March 11, 2008, 12:27:05 AM »
Kings game. They lost but their goalie was fucking good. Best seats of my life.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #405 on: March 11, 2008, 09:42:02 AM »
Going skating tonight, but at the turd known as Parker Park.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #406 on: March 11, 2008, 01:49:41 PM »
I like school and work but wish I had more time to skate.....


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #407 on: March 17, 2008, 09:12:06 AM »
Stoked I got a grip of my old vhs skate videos back.
Not stoked that I don't own a vcr.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #408 on: March 17, 2008, 09:26:46 AM »
fresh citrus listerine breath strips. they arenīt as potent as the other flavors, but i always end up with a 3 pack. i need tell my uncle at pfizer to change it up some.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #409 on: March 17, 2008, 09:57:22 AM »
www.scrabulous.com

i hate myself for being so bad

This is amazing.  I just made the word "Textiles", using 7 letters.  Stoked.  Not stoked that all of my other words sucked.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #410 on: March 17, 2008, 12:48:04 PM »
I like school and work but wish I had more time to skate.....

The pain of being 15.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #411 on: March 17, 2008, 04:45:42 PM »
"The Leprechaun" marathon playing on SciFi right now...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #412 on: March 18, 2008, 06:37:22 AM »
"The Leprechaun" marathon playing on SciFi right now...

i just saw the one in space. once i watched the one for int he hood on bet and everytime they were going to say niggas they said NINJAS. amazing.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #413 on: March 18, 2008, 11:14:21 AM »
I saw the seqel to Leprechaun in tha hood, Leprechaun: Back 2 tha hood.  The Leprechaun smokes some weed and acts like a fool, Warwick Davis have you no shame?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #414 on: March 19, 2008, 04:58:33 AM »
having a job that pays decent money, but i'm always tired after work and don't feel like skating.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #415 on: March 19, 2008, 10:56:21 AM »
Going through old PM's.
Some of them are funny, but I always wind up feeling bummed for some reason.
I've actually got one from stagefright before he decided he hated me.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #416 on: March 19, 2008, 11:54:23 AM »
"The Leprechaun" marathon playing on SciFi right now...

i just saw the one in space. once i watched the one for int he hood on bet and everytime they were going to say niggas they said NINJAS. amazing.

haha. the best part about it is im pretty sure its not censored, if its the same movie im thinking of. It stars either Biz Markie or the token black guy actor from films like me, myself and irene? I remember there being a scene in which he's having a pretty serious convo with his dog while blazing and at the end his mom just busts through the door really quick and says "you talkin to that damn dog again?" then the scene just cuts off without reaching any point. is it this movie?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #417 on: March 19, 2008, 12:00:55 PM »
I like school and work but wish I had more time to skate.....

The pain of being 15.

Funnel another Vicodin into your butthole.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #418 on: March 19, 2008, 07:40:32 PM »
This is the last week of Cardiel epicly later'ds. I want to see what O'dell does to finish the episodes, but the past 8 weeks has been the best stuff he's done for the show.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #419 on: March 20, 2008, 05:21:40 AM »
i know i need a new prescrption of glasses and what my doctor said about me going blind is actually going to happen, but today on my walk to a friends this morning i thought an umbrella laying on the ground was a robotic dog and then when i got closer i thought it was one of those shell black egg things you find at the beach and i thought a leaf was a mouse. so i at least find it funny.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.