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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #420 on: March 20, 2008, 05:59:11 AM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #422 on: March 21, 2008, 03:38:12 AM »
I like school and work but wish I had more time to skate.....

The pain of being 15.

Funnel another Vicodin into your butthole.

Ah, a classic age 15 zinger.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #423 on: March 21, 2008, 03:48:36 AM »
I like school and work but wish I had more time to skate.....

The pain of being 15.

Funnel another Vicodin into your butthole.


hahah, butt funnel
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #424 on: March 21, 2008, 11:45:43 AM »
Going to dinner tonight with some friends I haven't seen in about nine months. I'm all nervous about it, I don't really know why.
They're driving like an hour and a half to see me, so it's putting pressure on me. Don't wanna disappoint and make them feel like they wasted their time.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #425 on: March 21, 2008, 12:53:34 PM »
found a new spot today, it's this gap to tranny in an alleyway. The catch is it's right around a blind corner and dangerous as fuck to skate by myself. I did it anyways, but after realized how dumb it was, cars just speeding by.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #427 on: March 21, 2008, 04:01:43 PM »
found a new spot today, it's this gap to tranny in an alleyway. The catch is it's right around a blind corner and dangerous as fuck to skate by myself. I did it anyways, but after realized how dumb it was, cars just speeding by.
that's sick man, finding new spots is one of the best feelings, i remember the first time my friends and myself found a drainage ditch in the middle of the woods once, so dope.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #429 on: March 21, 2008, 07:25:49 PM »
Going to dinner tonight with some friends I havent seen in about nine months. Im all nervous about it, I dont really know why.
Theyre driving like an hour and a half to see me, so its putting pressure on me. Dont wanna disappoint and make them feel like they wasted their time.

Oh they have wasted their time.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #431 on: March 22, 2008, 12:30:06 AM »
almost on my 1000th post.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #433 on: March 22, 2008, 04:09:16 PM »
Do you guys think that when dudes who are into beastiliaty see two animals having sex, they get the same feeling that normal guys get when they see two lesbians going at it?
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #434 on: March 22, 2008, 04:22:49 PM »
dudes who fight like bitches. a fun distraction.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #435 on: March 22, 2008, 06:58:51 PM »
Nothing to do on Saturday night, I wish I had more friends.

At least I got to skate a bit the past couple days, bought some sweet groceries, gonna make a cake... oh and I finally finished the last of all the shitty deodorant my mom sent me.  Now I'm back on the good stuff;



It'll add to my feeling like a million bucks Monday, in addition to my boss being off and me having 3 days of straight up chillage behind me.

Pretty lonely weekend though.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #436 on: March 22, 2008, 07:04:23 PM »
kooking someone thats online, waiting a bit for them to realize what has happened, then gnaring them again, thus them thinking that two people have gnared them in that span.

comparatively, gnaring someone i dont like whose online, waiting for the gnar to sink in and then kooking them to send their rep down 2 points

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #437 on: March 22, 2008, 09:30:03 PM »
that's incredibly stupid
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #438 on: March 23, 2008, 06:38:21 AM »
missing the boat on californication

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #439 on: March 24, 2008, 08:43:34 AM »
Got accepted to Philadelphia University. That would be cool, except I don't wanna go there at all.

Also, I was reading their Wikipedia page, and the three most famous alumni from there are: the winner of the first season of Project Runway, porn actress Katie Gold: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Gold, and Playboy model Amy Miller: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Miller_%28model%29.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #440 on: March 24, 2008, 08:51:21 AM »
Got accepted to Philadelphia University. That would be cool, except I don't wanna go there at all.

Also, I was reading their Wikipedia page, and the three most famous alumni from there are: the winner of the first season of Project Runway, porn actress Katie Gold: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Gold, and Playboy model Amy Miller: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Miller_%28model%29.

This sounds like a fine institution of higher learning.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #442 on: March 24, 2008, 08:53:54 AM »
Got accepted to Philadelphia University. That would be cool, except I don't wanna go there at all.

Also, I was reading their Wikipedia page, and the three most famous alumni from there are: the winner of the first season of Project Runway, porn actress Katie Gold: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Gold, and Playboy model Amy Miller: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Miller_%28model%29.

This sounds like a fine institution of higher learning.

Yeah, if I do wind up going there, I'll be in good company for when I inevitably pursue my porno career.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #443 on: March 24, 2008, 08:56:50 AM »
Because we all know someone tearing up while receiving a blowjob, with Bright Eyes being played in porn is hot shit...
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #444 on: March 24, 2008, 11:13:39 AM »
stoked on skating all day in shorts, not siked on skipping class all the time because i dont care
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #445 on: March 24, 2008, 05:53:30 PM »
oh and my birthdays in 3 weeks. i dont know how i feel
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #446 on: March 24, 2008, 06:32:30 PM »
^^ i always hate my own birthday ,makes me feel like shit
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #447 on: March 24, 2008, 07:49:24 PM »
might break up this 9 month relationship tomorrow
i'm too young for this shit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #448 on: March 25, 2008, 07:18:39 AM »
Well today my assignments are:
Rent & watch "Total Recall", and explain the significance of memory in the film. That's for psychology.
And for Art History, I've gotta draw a picture in MS paint or some other computer drawing program, and say what the picture symbolizes.
Internet school is too ridiculous, even for me.

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee113/WeTigers19118/porpoise.jpg?t=1206456649
"My picture symbolizes the fact that things might not always be as great in the longterm, as they seem in the shortterm."
Well that's one assignment down, one to go. I'm gonna go take a walk to the video store now.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #449 on: March 25, 2008, 08:35:28 AM »
Well today my assignments are:
Rent & watch "Total Recall", and explain the significance of memory in the film. That's for psychology.
And for Art History, I've gotta draw a picture in MS paint or some other computer drawing program, and say what the picture symbolizes.
Internet school is too ridiculous, even for me.

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee113/WeTigers19118/porpoise.jpg?t=1206456649
"My picture symbolizes the fact that things might not always be as great in the longterm, as they seem in the shortterm."
Well that's one assignment down, one to go. I'm gonna go take a walk to the video store now.

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