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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #450 on: March 25, 2008, 11:10:15 AM »
my girlfriend catching me reading her text messages. i mean, she left the phone around me. temptation can get the best of you. and i can tend to be a bit nosey sometimes. anyway, she told me not to do that anymore. then, last night, as i'm going to bed i find her asleep with her phone next to her. so i respect her wishes, don't invade her privacy, and place it on the night stand. she wakes up and says "did you go through my phone?" all skeptical like, as if there was something i shouldn't see. this morning when i woke up, she was in the shower, and i thought to myself 'i wonder what she didn't want me to see..' so i take a peak. i see a message from her friend..."did you tell jon yet?" hmm. they go on to talk about how she had tested positive on a pregnancy test and she doesn't know how to tell me but she definitely wants to keep it. fuck.

anyway, i told her i read it and ask why she didn't tell me. she was upset blah blah blah. so i go online and read up on hpt's and how they  are usually spot on. i try to look for a doctor she can go to...etc. anyway, she seems all upset and like she doesn't know what to do and asks 'let me read it'. reads it, hands back the computer with TextEdit open and in big words it says "SYYYYYKE".


stoked on her creative way of teaching me a lesson. funny. but not stoked on spending most of today thinking my girl is pregnant.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #451 on: March 25, 2008, 12:43:48 PM »
my girlfriend catching me reading her text messages. i mean, she left the phone around me. temptation can get the best of you. and i can tend to be a bit nosey sometimes. anyway, she told me not to do that anymore. then, last night, as i'm going to bed i find her asleep with her phone next to her. so i respect her wishes, don't invade her privacy, and place it on the night stand. she wakes up and says "did you go through my phone?" all skeptical like, as if there was something i shouldn't see. this morning when i woke up, she was in the shower, and i thought to myself 'i wonder what she didn't want me to see..' so i take a peak. i see a message from her friend..."did you tell jon yet?" hmm. they go on to talk about how she had tested positive on a pregnancy test and she doesn't know how to tell me but she definitely wants to keep it. fuck.

anyway, i told her i read it and ask why she didn't tell me. she was upset blah blah blah. so i go online and read up on hpt's and how they  are usually spot on. i try to look for a doctor she can go to...etc. anyway, she seems all upset and like she doesn't know what to do and asks 'let me read it'. reads it, hands back the computer with TextEdit open and in big words it says "SYYYYYKE".


stoked on her creative way of teaching me a lesson. funny. but not stoked on spending most of today thinking my girl is pregnant.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #452 on: March 25, 2008, 12:56:24 PM »
my girlfriend catching me reading her text messages. i mean, she left the phone around me. temptation can get the best of you. and i can tend to be a bit nosey sometimes. anyway, she told me not to do that anymore. then, last night, as i'm going to bed i find her asleep with her phone next to her. so i respect her wishes, don't invade her privacy, and place it on the night stand. she wakes up and says "did you go through my phone?" all skeptical like, as if there was something i shouldn't see. this morning when i woke up, she was in the shower, and i thought to myself 'i wonder what she didn't want me to see..' so i take a peak. i see a message from her friend..."did you tell jon yet?" hmm. they go on to talk about how she had tested positive on a pregnancy test and she doesn't know how to tell me but she definitely wants to keep it. fuck.

anyway, i told her i read it and ask why she didn't tell me. she was upset blah blah blah. so i go online and read up on hpt's and how they  are usually spot on. i try to look for a doctor she can go to...etc. anyway, she seems all upset and like she doesn't know what to do and asks 'let me read it'. reads it, hands back the computer with TextEdit open and in big words it says "SYYYYYKE".


stoked on her creative way of teaching me a lesson. funny. but not stoked on spending most of today thinking my girl is pregnant.

run away from this woman as fast as you can.

Yeah dude, that can bring on kill yourself or others status.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #453 on: March 25, 2008, 01:06:57 PM »
going skating, but i have a hemorrhoid because of constant constipation. we'll see how this goes.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #454 on: March 25, 2008, 10:20:03 PM »
spring break was awsome but its over now. :(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #455 on: March 25, 2008, 11:09:46 PM »
Drove downtown to skate with some friends, ended up not skating at all, but still managed to have fun.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #456 on: March 26, 2008, 12:12:10 AM »
Got to skate for the first time in awhile today, but I sucked and my legs felt like jello the whole time.

Also the college I'm most likely going to next year has its own facebooky social networking thing for incoming freshman and I made a profile to scour for hot chicks.  I didn't find many hotties, mostly butter faces and 7's.  A bunch of these mediocre hoes have all been commenting and wanting to meet up now though.  And the school's in Burlington, so regardless of the school there shouldn't be lack of pretty faces.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #457 on: March 26, 2008, 12:23:09 AM »
sat through nacho libre in it's entirity, and only grinned once, when jack black was lit on fire
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #458 on: March 26, 2008, 01:40:27 AM »
its 140 am but im not the least bit tired

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #459 on: March 28, 2008, 10:38:54 AM »
Ex just asked me via text message if I wanna move in with her this summer.
Stoked cause that would solve my problems about my living situation, and that's the one of the main two things stressing me out right now, not stoked cause it seems like sooo many things could go wrong when you're living with an ex.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #460 on: March 28, 2008, 10:47:44 AM »
Ex just asked me via text message if I wanna move in with her this summer.
Stoked cause that would solve my problems about my living situation, and that's the one of the main two things stressing me out right now, not stoked cause it seems like sooo many things could go wrong when you're living with an ex.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #461 on: March 28, 2008, 01:40:39 PM »
I was just about to head out to the shop then the park and it starts raining :( although the weather forecast says it supposed to be nice out all week :)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #462 on: March 28, 2008, 02:59:10 PM »
There's a shit load of big name concerts/shows coming to my city in the next few months.  Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, George Thorogood, Too Short, Queens Of The Stone Age, Nas, Biz Markie..

But when I consider the cost, how many friends are going, the venue, my interest in the band, and confidence in the show being really good.. I don't know if I'll bother going to any of them.

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« Reply #463 on: March 29, 2008, 06:57:52 PM »
I'm watching 411 #1 (1993) with some kids who were born that year. It's cool that they're seeing some history, and I like the video, but they're so clueless, it's not even funny. Talking about how the quality is bad and the tricks wouldn't make it into videos today... shit gets aggrivating.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #464 on: March 29, 2008, 07:08:24 PM »
I finally finished watching the Cardiel Later'd.  It was sick, but now there's no more, and it took me too long to get to it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #465 on: March 29, 2008, 08:12:10 PM »
my brother is going to myrtle beach for a week but my cousin that came up last thursday from there has to go back.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #466 on: March 30, 2008, 08:44:19 AM »
Found out yesterday I got a $20,000 scholarship...but it's to that same school I was talking about before, the porn star one I don't wanna go to.
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« Reply #467 on: March 31, 2008, 05:15:01 PM »
i have an interview tomorrow with this place called vector marketing. i just saw it on craigslist and filled out their application last night then they called me today to set up this interview. i'm stoked on it because its fucking 17.50 an hour, no experience required but it's all about dealing with customers and i'm not really up for this shit. i have really bad social anxiety, i dont even know how to talk to my friends that well, none the less new random kooks every day. i'm super nervous and i'm contemplating even going. should i just barge this thing and quit if it sucks? i want to have that mentality but i'm so damn nervous and i'm far from being good with people. FUCK.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #468 on: March 31, 2008, 05:30:47 PM »
i have a lot of the same issues, and I got a call center job and was surprisingly good at it.  the first week was kind of hard, but once I got the hang of it, it was really easy.  I ended up being one of the top producers on incoming calls every week. I think you should do it.  give it at least a month before you decide to stay or quit.

EDIT: NEVERMIND:

found some info on Vector Marketing:

http://www.petitiononline.com/vector/petition.html
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« Reply #469 on: March 31, 2008, 05:47:57 PM »
holy shitttt. i mean i'm not some easily brainwashed faggot, and i also wouldnt give a damn if a company was selling overpriced knives to people because that stuff has no weight in my life. but jesus it looks like a shit job, and almost 8000 people say so. when i called they did said that exact thing the dude said  "this is not tele marking or door to door selling". maybe it's more of a scam to people who are buying these products but still, fuck that i'll hold out till i find a comfortable job without gnarly petitions to shut them down.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #470 on: March 31, 2008, 06:09:08 PM »
Got an invitation to go skate all day tomorrow with one of favorite people but, it's going to rain.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #471 on: April 08, 2008, 06:33:02 PM »
STOKED ON!!!!!!!!!


My EX-girlfriend bought me this 400 dollar Moog Etherwave Theremin for no reason at all!



NOT STOKED ON


She is married and knows I have a serious girlfriend now and it's like the 3rd expensive gift she's gotten me in 3 months. She calls and texts me all the time and I'm trying to tell her to keep her distance but I think she's starting to borderline stalk me.


P.S. if she's reading this I'm dead
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #472 on: April 08, 2008, 06:37:31 PM »
my 18th birthday is thursday.......i mean im stoked its my birthday but i kinda wish i was still a little kid and not an adult
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #473 on: April 08, 2008, 07:38:50 PM »
Go commit some misdemeanors tonight.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #474 on: April 09, 2008, 07:34:46 AM »
found a funny pic on the german version of facebook, it shows a a girl i studie with ... so i wanted to link the pic to her side as i see me in the background - cuddling an ugly girl. that was close to fail.

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« Reply #475 on: April 09, 2008, 12:25:26 PM »
my post count is currently 69
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #476 on: April 10, 2008, 02:39:31 PM »
i just found a ds game on the road while i was skating, but it's mario party and it sucks.

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« Reply #477 on: April 10, 2008, 06:20:41 PM »
my 18th birthday is thursday.......i mean im stoked its my birthday but i kinda wish i was still a little kid and not an adult

congrats on that...blunts for days turn 18 in 1990...the tobacco companies have whole new decade of kids to kill!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #478 on: April 11, 2008, 07:44:59 AM »
I took a snow day yesterday and got a nap in. Not stoked I only got one of four things done I needed to.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #479 on: April 11, 2008, 09:47:26 AM »
this girl I know's step dad recently died and she texted me today saying "kieth is in the paper today" talking about like the obituaries or something and I thought she was talking about someone we went to school with called kieth taylor so I texted back "haha what page? hes a fucking idiot" and now shes really really angry at me