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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #540 on: April 22, 2008, 05:40:57 AM »
Rachel Ray is on Conan right now. Her tits are hanging out and she generally doesn't look half bad, but I hate myself so much for being attracted to her.
she has a cunt

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« Reply #541 on: April 22, 2008, 05:51:43 AM »
i got a 77 on chem test today but before i got my test back the brofessor, handed me the kids paper that sits next to me who got a hundred and had everyone clap because it was the first hundred gotten in her class. i was sooo stoked and then i read the name and got bummed real quick. when she handed me my 77 i was a little happier because i suck in that class.

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« Reply #542 on: April 22, 2008, 08:42:36 AM »
Rachel Ray is on Conan right now. Her tits are hanging out and she generally doesn't look half bad, but I hate myself so much for being attracted to her.
she has a cunt
Agreed, she is a cunt, but her tits were grand. Leno before it was so much better, episode with Dave Salmoni and a bunch of animals: wallabees, a camel, fierce lookin' african eagle, and Jay feeding a baby black bear was awesome.

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« Reply #543 on: April 22, 2008, 08:50:34 AM »
i gonna leave the house to skate in about 5 minutes, but i had a real bad shit some minutes ago. hopefully it doesn't start to smell at the spot ... shit marks are a big whatever, because my boxershort is brown.

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« Reply #544 on: April 22, 2008, 07:26:20 PM »
winning the photographer of the year award at my school
the awards assembly is the event of the graduating class' last day of school, and since i was in vietnam for a year i had to drop one grade, and the people graduating are my best friends while i'll still be here. i feel like crap

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« Reply #545 on: April 22, 2008, 08:12:23 PM »
Post some of your pictures, please.

Why were you in vietnam?

My dad bought my brother a ipod touch and not me anything. I want one too but atleast there will be one in my household. Not that my brother would let me use it.

I may sound like a total bitch, but whatever.

yeah dude!

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« Reply #546 on: April 22, 2008, 08:17:38 PM »
Today while walking back to the shop from lunch I walked past an Internet cafe and saw one of the employees walking out with a little blue trash can with the words "WE RECYCLE" written on it that was filled with glass bottles. I thought hell yeah, it's Earth day, I like to see shit like this and before I could finish my thought I saw the bitch dump the whole thing into a garbage can on the street.

loophole

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« Reply #547 on: April 22, 2008, 08:40:10 PM »
Post some of your pictures, please.

Why were you in vietnam?
im scanning some later today
my parents moved there last year, i was there in the school but i loathed it, quit and came back. IB is a two year diploma so i had to start again

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« Reply #548 on: April 23, 2008, 12:40:14 AM »
(not stoked on is still broken)

Holy shit, I am so sick of this back and forth democratic primary bullshit.  I am seriously losing faith in Obama over his inability to close the deal (furthermore, his ability to get redneck, closet racist, democrats) but still can't stand Hillary.

The two party system, ruining your faith in government since the 1790s!

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« Reply #549 on: April 24, 2008, 09:44:57 AM »
My school assignment for today:
"The television show "Monk" takes a comedic look at anxiety disorders through its title character. Watch at least one episode of "Monk" and create a basic diagnostic chart."

This is the third time this month where my assignment has been to watch something on tv, then write about it. I would say that my teachers have just kinda stopped trying since it's the end of the year, but I don't think they ever really started.
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« Reply #550 on: April 24, 2008, 01:43:33 PM »
Rachel Ray is on Conan right now. Her tits are hanging out and she generally doesn't look half bad, but I hate myself so much for being attracted to her.
every time i see her i think of jack nicholson as the joker


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« Reply #551 on: April 24, 2008, 05:25:22 PM »
Every time i see her i think of me having sex with her shortly followed by a delicious meal.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #552 on: April 24, 2008, 05:31:31 PM »
Rachel ray aint got shit on Giada da Laurentiis.





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« Reply #553 on: April 24, 2008, 08:52:18 PM »
i gained 30 pounds in the last 3 or 4 weeks.  i don't really know how I feel about it....

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #555 on: April 25, 2008, 07:05:54 AM »
Stoked on:
ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST
And I'm throwing a house party tonight for the 3rd weekend in a row.

Not stoked on:
This headache I've got from being hungover. Tried masturbating earlier but I had to stop like halfway through cause my head started throbbing so bad.
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« Reply #556 on: April 25, 2008, 10:40:13 AM »
Tried masturbating earlier but I had to stop like halfway through cause my head started throbbing so bad.
Uhh... that means you're doing it right.





Stoked on t-shirt weather for the past week; not stoked that it's supposed to downpour very soon.

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« Reply #557 on: April 25, 2008, 11:29:25 AM »

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« Reply #558 on: April 27, 2008, 10:26:39 AM »
stoked on getting my IRS rebate check already, not stoked on it being a whopping 29 dollars...also not stoked on not having a bank account and having to give it to my mom to cash it for me...

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« Reply #559 on: April 27, 2008, 06:23:51 PM »
Stoked Conan is getting Leno's slot, DEFINATELY NOT stoked he's leaving the East Coast. It's a serious bummer and one of the first things we do when we go to NYC in the summer is see a taping. ugh!
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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« Reply #560 on: April 27, 2008, 06:45:24 PM »
Stoked Conan is getting Leno's slot, DEFINATELY NOT stoked he's leaving the East Coast. It's a serious bummer and one of the first things we do when we go to NYC in the summer is see a taping. ugh!

Having to chose between Conan and Letterman is going to suck.

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« Reply #561 on: April 27, 2008, 07:07:41 PM »
Stoked Conan is getting Leno's slot, DEFINATELY NOT stoked he's leaving the East Coast. It's a serious bummer and one of the first things we do when we go to NYC in the summer is see a taping. ugh!

Having to chose between Conan and Letterman is going to suck.
fuck! i didnt even think of that! thats something im not stoked on
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #562 on: April 27, 2008, 08:02:31 PM »
Stoked Conan is getting Leno's slot, DEFINATELY NOT stoked he's leaving the East Coast. It's a serious bummer and one of the first things we do when we go to NYC in the summer is see a taping. ugh!

Having to chose between Conan and Letterman is going to suck.
fuck! i didnt even think of that! thats something im not stoked on

The answer to this is so easy its not even funny. Letterman is a quack now. Used to be great, but all the bullshit correspondence, and ripping off fucking LENO has written him off for me. Plus I have been noticing a lot of fully mental behavior.. ie. eating a piece of coal on tv and getting so dirty they had to just cut to commercial. He's becoming senile.

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« Reply #563 on: April 27, 2008, 10:47:53 PM »
Im sorry but Im still going with the old man.

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« Reply #564 on: April 28, 2008, 03:25:46 PM »
when i was a freshman i was really good friends with this girl elyse, i got her name tattooed on my foot on a dare, we were always together, yaddayadda. anyway, we had a huge falling out and just today i saw one of the girls we were both friends with crying. i asked her if she was okay and she told me elyse's brother overdosed and died. i called elyse and we talked for a really long time and it was awesome hearing her voice. it just sucks it had to be these circumstances to make me realize that stupid shit is easy to get over and i feel bad for not being there for her sooner
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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« Reply #565 on: April 28, 2008, 09:59:54 PM »
when i was a freshman i was really good friends with this girl elyse, i got her name tattooed on my foot on a dare, we were always together, yaddayadda. anyway, we had a huge falling out and just today i saw one of the girls we were both friends with crying. i asked her if she was okay and she told me elyse's brother overdosed and died. i called elyse and we talked for a really long time and it was awesome hearing her voice. it just sucks it had to be these circumstances to make me realize that stupid shit is easy to get over and i feel bad for not being there for her sooner
You got a tattoo at 14, listen to this song.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #566 on: April 30, 2008, 06:50:55 AM »
Stoked on new wolf parade, not stoked its only 9 songs, but also stoked that there are 6 and 10 minute long tracks.

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« Reply #567 on: May 01, 2008, 07:32:23 PM »
I'm stoked I started skating again. Not stoked that I lost all my tricks.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #568 on: May 02, 2008, 06:07:12 AM »
i think im going to move back home to new york.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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« Reply #569 on: May 02, 2008, 06:56:47 PM »
i think im going to move back home to new york.

aren't you in school in philly?