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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #960 on: October 12, 2008, 02:55:45 PM »
In an ad on tv for a documentary that eric Bana made about himself and his favourite car they played all the songs from mariano's part in Fully Flared.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #961 on: October 12, 2008, 03:18:27 PM »
I'm used to getting swellbows right next to my elbows (right where the forearm starts), but yesterday I locked up in our concrete bowl and I made one that sat right on top of the joint. I didn't even notice the swelling until one of our local kids asked me what the fuck was wrong with my arm:


...not stoked because it's bruising, but stoked that it looked mutated (it's not even half that swollen today). It was like a water balloon.

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« Reply #962 on: October 12, 2008, 04:35:51 PM »
shit man, can you skate with that thing?  Poke that thing with a needle cause I'm thinking about coming up there soon (maybe thursday or friday).


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #963 on: October 12, 2008, 05:01:19 PM »
Hahaa, hell yeah man... it never even hurt... and Friday might be better for me schedule-wise.

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« Reply #964 on: October 12, 2008, 05:19:15 PM »
Hahaa, hell yeah man... it never even hurt... and Friday might be better for me schedule-wise.

cool.  I'll give you a call during the week sometime when I know for sure.

and my little brother got broke off at your park the other day too.  he thinks he broke a rib or something.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #965 on: October 13, 2008, 10:29:16 PM »
my computer broke 2 weeks ago, so since then, anytime i have the chance to be online i make the best of the time by checking slap and emails. i couldnt stand not having a computer anymore so i reformatted my old computer and set it up and for the past 3 hours i've done nothing but watch porn and jack off. stoked to have a computer but not stoked on how quickly its become the most unproductive thing ever.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #966 on: October 20, 2008, 07:30:09 PM »
I watched my 5 year old slam at top speed yesterday on his bmx bike. He got speed wobbles going down a hill and I turned around just in time to see him slap his head(face first) on the ground... I can still hear that sound of his head smacking the ground. From where I was standing it looked like he smashed his face. He didn't, his helmet saved him. It's been over 24 hours and I still feel like I'm going to puke just thinking about it. scary as hell.

On the other hand I'm stoked he got hurt just enough to know that you can really fuck yourself up on a bike. It scared him and he'll know to pay attention better when he's going fast next time. lesson learned.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #967 on: October 22, 2008, 08:05:28 AM »
g/f got a job doing in-house assisted living, which means she'll live at this mentally handicapped chick's house 7 days straight making sure she goes to work, takes meds and bathes, etc., then have 7 days off where she just comes home and chills.

Stoked my time for skating's about to increase four fold, not stoked I'll only have myself to get bitter at in her absense haha

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also, today's my 24th b-day. I've really got mixed emotions about that.
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« Reply #968 on: October 25, 2008, 10:33:48 AM »
just found out that my dad is getting married in 3 weeks.  no one bothered to tell me.  on the plus side, i think they're going to give me money to get a new suit.

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« Reply #969 on: October 25, 2008, 06:41:48 PM »
g/f got a job doing in-house assisted living, which means she'll live at this mentally handicapped chick's house 7 days straight making sure she goes to work, takes meds and bathes, etc., then have 7 days off where she just comes home and chills.

Stoked my time for skating's about to increase four fold, not stoked I'll only have myself to get bitter at in her absense haha

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also, today's my 24th b-day. I've really got mixed emotions about that.

happy late b-day.
and skating more is your present.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #970 on: October 26, 2008, 02:44:54 AM »
just found out that my dad is getting married in 3 weeks.  no one bothered to tell me.  on the plus side, i think they're going to give me money to get a new suit.
now wear that suit, film a couple of tricks on something burning and put on queen's under pressure and you are set!

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« Reply #971 on: October 26, 2008, 05:45:06 PM »


You get what you pay for.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #972 on: October 27, 2008, 05:32:04 AM »
Having the Danger Bay theme song stuck in my head.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #973 on: October 27, 2008, 05:34:31 AM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #974 on: October 27, 2008, 07:51:39 AM »


You get what you pay for.
fuck that shit. some of the worst pizza i've ever had. it'd be ok if they made them more often than every other hour.
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #975 on: October 27, 2008, 09:57:08 AM »
i finished a paper that i put off and could not get started on, but it took me until 4:45 a.m. and then i couldn't fall asleep for another hour or so.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #976 on: November 03, 2008, 01:46:34 PM »
Shoe Goo.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #977 on: November 03, 2008, 05:49:08 PM »
Not Stoked on: I was trying a 360 flip lipslide on a small rail the other day and when I bailed I credit carded so bad that I broke my board in half. It was embarassing and painful. I didn't hurt my nuts nor my asshole but I ravaged my "taint" area. It's swollen up like crazy and it hurts everytime I sit down.

Stoked on: I did not get neutered by the injury nor did I lose my buh-ginity
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #978 on: November 05, 2008, 11:39:59 AM »
^ouch

The Republicans in my office. I can't celebrate Barack's victory, but I know they're all sour, haha fuckin' racist bitches, we got a Black President!!! So fucking tight, I hope y'all realize too, this awesome moment in history and appreeesh!!! It ain't the White House no more, haha!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #979 on: November 05, 2008, 12:10:24 PM »
4 day weekend coming up!

Broken toe, can't skate. BOOOOO.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #980 on: November 05, 2008, 03:19:31 PM »
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he's not musli​m btw"​(​I was respo​nding​ to a bulle​tin this angry​ perso​n poste​d earli​er)​

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« Reply #981 on: November 05, 2008, 03:49:29 PM »
editing my documentary

its the biggest pain in the ass, im the farthest thing from a final cut pro but im learning super fast

im stuck way out at my school about a 2 hour bus from home and i have to wait another hour to start editing again, damnit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #982 on: November 05, 2008, 03:54:36 PM »
School is lame, but I gots to do it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #983 on: November 10, 2008, 04:12:52 PM »
Gears Of War 2
campaign is fucking amazing.  the story is so fucked up, i love it.
multiplayer is a big pile of suck.  i loved the original GOW multiplayer but they ruined this one.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #984 on: November 10, 2008, 08:24:47 PM »
went to get some ice cream with this girl ive been seeing and right when we walk in i get the gnarliest diarrhea feeling in my stomach. as soon as we paid for the ice cream i said i was going to the restroom. i was nervous: 1. that i wouldnt make it and might just shit all over myself while waiting in line, and 2. that id be in there for 10 minutes or 5 different times within the next 10 minutes. turns out i got so lucky that i was in and out of the bathroom in under a minute. she had no clue what i just unleashed in there while she was eating her ice cream and the night went well. so bummed on diarrhea.

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« Reply #985 on: November 10, 2008, 08:32:57 PM »
Off tomorrow for Remembrance Day, but I'd kinda rather work and make money.

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« Reply #986 on: November 11, 2008, 10:52:14 AM »
I brought weed to my house, and
I lost it. if my family finds it I'm fucked!  :-X

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #987 on: November 11, 2008, 11:31:37 AM »
I brought weed to my house, and
I lost it. if my family finds it I'm fucked!  :-X

I remember those days...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #988 on: November 11, 2008, 11:35:27 AM »
skating around the streets on my break to get lunch.


having to come back to fucking work again

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #989 on: November 11, 2008, 11:56:22 AM »
went to get some ice cream with this girl ive been seeing and right when we walk in i get the gnarliest diarrhea feeling in my stomach. as soon as we paid for the ice cream i said i was going to the restroom. i was nervous: 1. that i wouldnt make it and might just shit all over myself while waiting in line, and 2. that id be in there for 10 minutes or 5 different times within the next 10 minutes. turns out i got so lucky that i was in and out of the bathroom in under a minute. she had no clue what i just unleashed in there while she was eating her ice cream and the night went well. so bummed on diarrhea.

In these situations i just go and get the inital blast out, take deep breaths and get whatever else i can in a timely fashion, and then get out of there.  Even if your stomach still hurts a little post poop it almost always goes away....until later on that day/night.