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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #990 on: November 11, 2008, 11:35:27 AM »
skating around the streets on my break to get lunch.


having to come back to fucking work again

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #991 on: November 11, 2008, 11:56:22 AM »
went to get some ice cream with this girl ive been seeing and right when we walk in i get the gnarliest diarrhea feeling in my stomach. as soon as we paid for the ice cream i said i was going to the restroom. i was nervous: 1. that i wouldnt make it and might just shit all over myself while waiting in line, and 2. that id be in there for 10 minutes or 5 different times within the next 10 minutes. turns out i got so lucky that i was in and out of the bathroom in under a minute. she had no clue what i just unleashed in there while she was eating her ice cream and the night went well. so bummed on diarrhea.

In these situations i just go and get the inital blast out, take deep breaths and get whatever else i can in a timely fashion, and then get out of there.  Even if your stomach still hurts a little post poop it almost always goes away....until later on that day/night.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #992 on: November 11, 2008, 04:42:32 PM »
I brought weed to my house, and
I lost it. if my family finds it I'm fucked!  :-X

I remember those days...
i really hope no one finds it..

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #993 on: February 02, 2009, 08:13:12 PM »
Finally ordered 5 decks and bought an mp3 player, for those boring bike rides and lunch breaks.  Coffee girl is now movie girl.

I'm broke and really hope my folks can spot me hundred bucks till next payday.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #994 on: February 02, 2009, 08:47:17 PM »
Day fuckin 6 and my shirts still havent arrived  >:(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #995 on: February 03, 2009, 05:50:38 AM »
I found the dream job - 5 mins away from my house, good hours, benefits and people.



but I hate what I do.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #996 on: February 03, 2009, 12:49:32 PM »
shoulder surgery round 2....down time is gonna suck, but it should fix all of the problems from the first time.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #997 on: February 04, 2009, 04:05:56 PM »
Probably getting Skate 2 on Saturday but living in this town and winter are really starting to take toll on my sanity.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #998 on: February 04, 2009, 04:14:27 PM »
shoulder surgery round 2....down time is gonna suck, but it should fix all of the problems from the first time.

what happened to your shoulder? 

I had a doctor appointment yesterday.  they're increasing the frequency of my medication.  i'm hoping it makes a difference, but not stoked on the hour and a half drive and 4 hours in the chemo room every 4 weeks instead of every 8. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #999 on: February 04, 2009, 04:37:12 PM »
I'm always wishing you get better dude, I want to see diabolik! footy in SP3.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1000 on: February 04, 2009, 04:41:42 PM »
thanks man.  i feel like i'm close, but i just need one big push to get over the hill.  hopefully this will do it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1001 on: February 04, 2009, 08:06:23 PM »


This girl gave me a blowjob in a tennis club changing room, then I never talked to her again, regretting that now

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1002 on: February 04, 2009, 10:34:02 PM »
physical exercise is great when you're done, but while your doing ridiculous amounts of sit ups it's god awful.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1003 on: February 04, 2009, 11:30:07 PM »
so much chocolate milk.

I just consumed you, now I might lose you.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1004 on: February 06, 2009, 10:03:34 AM »
we get to watch a movie at work today and get paid for it...my boss is also supplying us with beer before, during, and after.

the downside: it's a barbra streisand movie, and there isn't enough beer for me to enjoy it.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1005 on: February 06, 2009, 10:04:49 AM »


This girl gave me a blowjob in a tennis club changing room, then I never talked to her again, regretting that now

you are in a tennis club?
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1006 on: February 06, 2009, 11:43:28 AM »

This girl gave me a blowjob in a tennis club changing room, then I never talked to her again, regretting that now

you are in a tennis club?

no, she was a member and brought me there for lunch, then a tour of the tennis club, found a nice open changing room with a locked door and a bench
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1007 on: February 06, 2009, 12:23:29 PM »
I was late for work and I accomplished not one thing at work today. I pretty much hid in my office all day. Just no motivation whatsoever. I'm stoked that I can get away with it, but not stoked that I'm doing it. I feel like a POS.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1008 on: February 07, 2009, 03:26:20 PM »
my skateshop's mind field order got delayed, so i have to go back there monday to pick it up and it's an hour train ride, but i went there today and got an aws shirt for $10, naughty for $12, and the carroll emb selects for $30. and then i went and had the best burger ever.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1009 on: February 07, 2009, 08:15:22 PM »
I'm stoked that I skated a parking garage today, got a few tricks back.
I'm not stoked that this damn snow/slush/ice wont go away. fuck...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1010 on: February 11, 2009, 09:35:32 AM »
stoked that its super ridiculously nice out today.
not stoked that by the time i get out of work its suppose to rain.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1011 on: February 11, 2009, 09:48:44 AM »
I hear you on that weather faster..its 50 degrees here right now!

driving down to philly to see ween, and crash with marty and vicky and hopefully skate with them on friday. problem is, I've never driven more than 2 hours in a single shot, and never in a city. I remember my parents would go crazy with all the one-way streets in philly, and they've been driving for forty years. I also have to drive over this mountain through scranton during snow and heavy rain...not to mention wind gusts up to 45 mph. Oh well, you always have to have balls to do the best things in life. just why does it take less balls to shit on asain girl's chest, then drive into a huge city?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1012 on: February 11, 2009, 11:19:58 AM »
got a haircut. Stoked to not have helmet head anymore. Not stoked on how the girl styled my hair. Did I have a feathered pompadour when I walked in? Did I ask to look like a fucking cockatoo?

 I had to run to the car and dump water on my head before I could go back to work.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1013 on: February 11, 2009, 03:08:32 PM »
i took this girl back to my house after a party, but id also happened to hit the bong twice, and anyways i lost my boner while she was on top and i couldnt get one after that, then we both went to sleep
now she acts like it never happened and we dont talk much
but its probably the hottest girl ive technically had sex with
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1014 on: February 11, 2009, 03:15:03 PM »
i took this girl back to my house after a party, but id also happened to hit the bong twice, and anyways i lost my boner while she was on top and i couldnt get one after that, then we both went to sleep
now she acts like it never happened and we dont talk much


Well, she probably think she has the best vagina on Earth, and her ability to not make you erect has left her with little or no self esteem now. I suggest anal next time.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1015 on: February 11, 2009, 03:31:09 PM »
i took this girl back to my house after a party, but id also happened to hit the bong twice, and anyways i lost my boner while she was on top and i couldnt get one after that, then we both went to sleep
now she acts like it never happened and we dont talk much
Well, she probably think she has the best vagina on Earth, and her ability to not make you erect has left her with little or no self esteem now. I suggest anal next time.

MS speaks the truth.  you totally killed her self esteem with your erectile disfunction!


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1016 on: February 11, 2009, 04:08:24 PM »
i took this girl back to my house after a party, but id also happened to hit the bong twice, and anyways i lost my boner while she was on top and i couldnt get one after that, then we both went to sleep
now she acts like it never happened and we dont talk much
Well, she probably think she has the best vagina on Earth, and her ability to not make you erect has left her with little or no self esteem now. I suggest anal next time.

MS speaks the truth.  you totally killed her self esteem with your erectile disfunction!



the good thing is if you wrecked her self image enough, she'll be easier for you to fuck later on.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1017 on: February 11, 2009, 05:38:33 PM »
for the past 3 years i've had a huge secret crush on the waitress at the restaurant i go to all the time. well, over the past few days i've gotten to know her through hanging out with her friend randomly, and she is AWESOME. last night i got drunk and told her that i've had a huge crush on her forever and she said that shes always thought i was cute! we hit it off real well i think....

not stoked that she has a boyfriend.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1018 on: February 11, 2009, 05:49:52 PM »
for the past 3 years i've had a huge secret crush on the waitress at the restaurant i go to all the time. well, over the past few days i've gotten to know her through hanging out with her friend randomly, and she is AWESOME. last night i got drunk and told her that i've had a huge crush on her forever and she said that shes always thought i was cute! we hit it off real well i think....

not stoked that she has a boyfriend.
Good luck but be careful or coach will leave you on the bench, cute and crush are delicate to balance in your favor.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1019 on: February 11, 2009, 05:57:54 PM »
for the past 3 years i've had a huge secret crush on the waitress at the restaurant i go to all the time. well, over the past few days i've gotten to know her through hanging out with her friend randomly, and she is AWESOME. last night i got drunk and told her that i've had a huge crush on her forever and she said that shes always thought i was cute! we hit it off real well i think....

not stoked that she has a boyfriend.
Good luck but be careful or coach will leave you on the bench, cute and crush are delicate to balance in your favor.

haha i love your response, but i dont think i understand. are you saying i should go for it?