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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1020 on: February 11, 2009, 06:08:54 PM »
if you worked your charm and got her to see your way cooler and that sh would rather be with you than him and she ended it with him, that guy would be pretty bummed he may have some beef, but he's not you so who cares

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« Reply #1021 on: February 11, 2009, 06:11:13 PM »
maybe you should get some background info the boyfriend first, moving in on owned property is a huge no-no. Unless you can kick the dudes ass.... Then you can be like China and Tibet and just take that shit over.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1022 on: February 11, 2009, 06:12:01 PM »
for the past 3 years i've had a huge secret crush on the waitress at the restaurant i go to all the time. well, over the past few days i've gotten to know her through hanging out with her friend randomly, and she is AWESOME. last night i got drunk and told her that i've had a huge crush on her forever and she said that shes always thought i was cute! we hit it off real well i think....

not stoked that she has a boyfriend.
Good luck but be careful or coach will leave you on the bench, cute and crush are delicate to balance in your favor.

haha i love your response, but i dont think i understand. are you saying i should go for it?
Yeeees, here's a simple way: ask her for a specific thing on what she thought was cute and you'll see how much she likes her bf.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1023 on: February 11, 2009, 07:08:22 PM »
hahah you guys are the best. i fuckin forgot to get her number last night because i was too drunk and by the time i sobered up i was too nervous. she added me on myspace though. im in.

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« Reply #1024 on: February 12, 2009, 06:29:39 AM »
I got suspended from work until Monday for swearing at my boss.. which sucks.. but I was expecting to get fired.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1025 on: February 12, 2009, 07:04:57 AM »
suspended from work? I've never heard that one. where do you work?

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« Reply #1026 on: February 12, 2009, 08:00:43 AM »
At a catering company, for an uptight, 60 year old English woman. 

I was just like "It's hard to clean these massive fuckin things without making any noise."

She thinks I might need anger management.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1027 on: February 12, 2009, 03:32:14 PM »
At a catering company, for an uptight, 60 year old English woman. 

I was just like "It's hard to clean these massive fuckin things without making any noise."

She thinks I might need anger management.


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« Reply #1028 on: February 12, 2009, 09:04:05 PM »
Met this tight ass chick a perfect ten and she's weird like me but I have to keep it a seceret because it's hot shit but I'm bustin!


Also I ate shit on a little rock today and landed with my hands on that yellow shit by the cross-walk and it shredded my shit.






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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1029 on: February 12, 2009, 09:23:34 PM »
i just thought back to when i disgraced my life. i was crossing the street on my board and right before i go up the curb cut i see a dude standing there that i recognized. i say weren't you at this summer thing a few months back and then immediately i run into the step up from the curb cut because it's not flushed with the ground. i'm not looking down so i don't embrace the impact and i fall right onto my stomach, straight superman-style. then some dude from across the four lane street near 7-11 yells "HAHA THAT NIGGA ATE SHIT! HAHAHA" and the dude i was talking to says yeah but he's laughing super hard on the inside. i just get on my board and roll away like a mark. i'm really not stoked on this, but i don't feel like looking for the actual thread for it.

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« Reply #1030 on: February 12, 2009, 09:27:58 PM »
i just thought back to when i disgraced my life. i was crossing the street on my board and right before i go up the curb cut i see a dude standing there that i recognized. i say weren't you at this summer thing a few months back and then immediately i run into the step up from the curb cut because it's not flushed with the ground. i'm not looking down so i don't embrace the impact and i fall right onto my stomach, straight superman-style. then some dude from across the four lane street near 7-11 yells "HAHA THAT NIGGA ATE SHIT! HAHAHA" and the dude i was talking to says yeah but he's laughing super hard on the inside. i just get on my board and roll away like a mark. i'm really not stoked on this, but i don't feel like looking for the actual thread for it.

you know man when people watch you it's like you get the feeling they want to see you fall and eat shit, which is liken to life, everybody usually wants to see someone fail or die so they can talk about how fucked up or sad it is, insted of wanting to see someone succeed, fucked up, I'm always like "you come try this shit!"

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1031 on: February 12, 2009, 09:29:39 PM »
no i think it's just the vibe you give off, because i think the same thing whenever i see your posts.
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« Reply #1032 on: February 12, 2009, 09:37:50 PM »
no i think it's just the vibe you give off, because i think the same thing whenever i see your posts.

I get a vibe from you but it's a like that vibe you egt from a retarded kid, ya know?

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« Reply #1033 on: February 12, 2009, 10:54:30 PM »
i just thought back to when i disgraced my life. i was crossing the street on my board and right before i go up the curb cut i see a dude standing there that i recognized. i say weren't you at this summer thing a few months back and then immediately i run into the step up from the curb cut because it's not flushed with the ground. i'm not looking down so i don't embrace the impact and i fall right onto my stomach, straight superman-style. then some dude from across the four lane street near 7-11 yells "HAHA THAT NIGGA ATE SHIT! HAHAHA" and the dude i was talking to says yeah but he's laughing super hard on the inside. i just get on my board and roll away like a mark. i'm really not stoked on this, but i don't feel like looking for the actual thread for it.

you know man when people watch you it's like you get the feeling they want to see you fall and eat shit, which is liken to life, everybody usually wants to see someone fail or die so they can talk about how fucked up or sad it is, insted of wanting to see someone succeed, fucked up, I'm always like "you come try this shit!"
yeah, it's true. people like to be impressed, but they'd rather see you fall. that's why i always suck when people ask me to show them something because i know they just want me to fall so they can laugh, so i'm thinking so hard about not falling that i end up not doing anything.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1034 on: February 12, 2009, 11:55:40 PM »
i've got a 4 day weekend starting tomorrow, and me and my homie were plannin on skating all weekend. unfortunately i fucked up my foot on monday, and now i cant skate =\ gotta wait till march till the doc will xray it; hopefully the pain just goes away by then.

at least ive got skate 2 and weed.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1035 on: February 13, 2009, 12:39:59 AM »
dude, unless you're in unbearable pain, fuck the doctors, let it heal on it's own. i was seriously considering going to the doctor after this happened:
but i knew it wasn't broken so i decided against it and it (apparently) healed just fine. hasn't bothered me since. *knock on wood* the only time i've ever gone for skating was when i busted my lip and needed stitches.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1036 on: February 13, 2009, 12:46:10 AM »
ya i may end up not going if it stops hurting. how long did you stay off the board for?

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« Reply #1037 on: February 13, 2009, 01:05:34 AM »
i'd say about three weeks. well i was back on the board the next day with my friends but just cruising. the ankle i rolled wasn't the one i push with so it didn't irritate it when i rode. it sucked though because it happened during the summer.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1038 on: February 13, 2009, 01:05:53 AM »
don't you boys small talk on my time.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1039 on: February 13, 2009, 08:36:33 AM »
I think a hot blonde just flicked me off. I suspect her and her blonde friend are lovers and they don't appreciate me looking at them. Anyway, I saw them today and the more petite one was tapping her middle finger against her temple as I looked over at them. If she was trying to tell me to fuck off it backfired.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1040 on: February 13, 2009, 09:55:19 AM »
that right their is an open invitation...

lesbians always want a threesome with a dude.

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« Reply #1041 on: February 13, 2009, 10:45:12 AM »
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« Reply #1042 on: February 13, 2009, 07:28:17 PM »
i was going to go ice skating but now im going to see "friday the 13th"

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1043 on: February 13, 2009, 08:19:22 PM »
i was going to go ice skating but now im going to see "friday the 13th"

Is it 70 degrees there?
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« Reply #1044 on: February 14, 2009, 12:03:00 AM »
i was going to go ice skating but now im going to see "friday the 13th"

Is it 70 degrees there?
it was yesterday, today it rained from two to about eight, and we all got kicked out of the movies before it began.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1045 on: February 14, 2009, 03:59:12 PM »
I've been half watching friends all day on TV since my remote is nowhere to be found and I'm too lazy to look for it.

kinda stoked on chandler and joey

not stoked that I'm actually watching Friends :(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1046 on: February 15, 2009, 06:13:01 PM »
i just made myself the best grilled cheese sandwich ever, but now its gone :(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1047 on: February 15, 2009, 06:40:20 PM »
not stoked my xbox fucked up my skate 2 disc, stoked that because of that i skated flat ground in my basment and got nollie tre's pretty good, but still pretty pissed about my skate 2 disc.
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« Reply #1048 on: February 15, 2009, 07:03:22 PM »
I've been half watching friends all day on TV since my remote is nowhere to be found and I'm too lazy to look for it.

kinda stoked on chandler and joey

not stoked that I'm actually watching Friends :(

I'm going to design a remote with a homing sound on it like a beeper so this shit doesnt happen to people anymore, that is of course after I become an accomplished assassin of undeserving celebrities in hollywood

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1049 on: February 16, 2009, 08:13:35 AM »
i had 4 days off to skate but only got to skate for an hour.
i got warmed up, did like a 6 trick line(nothing awesome), got stoked, then pulled a muscle in my neck.
i was pretty much like zoolander for the whole weekend.  i couldn't turn to my left at all.