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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1140 on: April 25, 2009, 05:38:15 PM »
in a 69 situation last night, a girl kiiiiinda started to lick my asshole. i am stoked that it happened but not stoked at the same time. i think i should just be stoked right? it was weird and it probably wont ever happen again but it was an experience i will always have with me. i was extremely drunk, so i did it back to her, and she liked it. i also did a little anal entry with a finger, but i wasnt letting her do that to me. fuck it, im stoked. but depending on my internet friends reactions(you guys), i might not tell too many folks.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1141 on: April 25, 2009, 06:58:36 PM »
in a 69 situation last night, a girl kiiiiinda started to lick my asshole. i am stoked that it happened but not stoked at the same time. i think i should just be stoked right? it was weird and it probably wont ever happen again but it was an experience i will always have with me. i was extremely drunk, so i did it back to her, and she liked it. i also did a little anal entry with a finger, but i wasnt letting her do that to me. fuck it, im stoked. but depending on my internet friends reactions(you guys), i might not tell too many folks.

Where in that whole story is there something you shouldn't be stoked on?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1142 on: April 25, 2009, 07:26:29 PM »
do you have a hairy asshole?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1143 on: April 25, 2009, 08:49:31 PM »
My sister is getting confirmed tomorrow and we're having a family party. I hate family parties and religion, but man do I loves me some cake and ice cream.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1144 on: April 25, 2009, 08:52:45 PM »
Landed my second 360 flip ever, then broke my two-day-old board on the next try. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1145 on: April 26, 2009, 03:53:47 PM »
do you have a hairy asshole?


oh god, yeah

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1146 on: April 27, 2009, 09:02:19 AM »
What a silly girl.

Iīm stoked Iīm in Barcelona. But defenitely not stoked on the pain in my right foot. Itīs been almost a week now. And the pain doesnīt go away. Hopefully I didnīt break anything.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1147 on: April 27, 2009, 07:58:59 PM »
the heat has its pros and cons

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1148 on: April 28, 2009, 03:07:37 PM »
Landed my second 360 flip ever, then broke my two-day-old board on the next try. 

stoked because this has inspired me to buy a new deck. my current deck isn't broken, but it's chipped right on the corner where i flick, and it's 1-2 years old and soggy as hell.

not stoked because im not yet in a position to be spending money on something i don't really need.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1149 on: April 28, 2009, 03:39:26 PM »
Stoked that fakie 360 flips come so easy to me, not stoked that regular 360 flips are harder for me to flip.

Maybe it's cause of the longer nose? it's so much easier finding that sweet spot going fakie

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1150 on: April 29, 2009, 03:16:15 PM »
yay I'm a slap pal now, after 5 years in the making. this is the only message board I've ever had more than 1000 posts.

stoked on being a pal, not stoked on spending almost a month on here :S (well, that's not entirely true. I usually leave my browser open with a slap magazine tab open, and my computer is on 24/7)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1151 on: April 29, 2009, 03:28:11 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1152 on: April 29, 2009, 04:01:34 PM »
the old roommates are gone, now i'm doin all the dishes and payin all the bills.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1153 on: April 29, 2009, 04:28:57 PM »
in a 69 situation last night, a girl kiiiiinda started to lick my asshole. i am stoked that it happened but not stoked at the same time. i think i should just be stoked right? it was weird and it probably wont ever happen again but it was an experience i will always have with me. i was extremely drunk, so i did it back to her, and she liked it. i also did a little anal entry with a finger, but i wasnt letting her do that to me. fuck it, im stoked. but depending on my internet friends reactions(you guys), i might not tell too many folks.

be stoked for sure. Everyone feels kinda awkard first time a chick licks your taint, ass etc, but after intial shock its rad. Just gotta remember not to kiss her after, or prolly for a good while. Suprising lots of chicks are kinda into that, dont think they're like super fans but when drunk, horney and giving you head just push their head down alittle more and they'll get the idea and roll with it...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1154 on: April 29, 2009, 05:07:51 PM »
in a 69 situation last night, a girl kiiiiinda started to lick my asshole. i am stoked that it happened but not stoked at the same time. i think i should just be stoked right? it was weird and it probably wont ever happen again but it was an experience i will always have with me. i was extremely drunk, so i did it back to her, and she liked it. i also did a little anal entry with a finger, but i wasnt letting her do that to me. fuck it, im stoked. but depending on my internet friends reactions(you guys), i might not tell too many folks.

be stoked for sure. Everyone feels kinda awkard first time a chick licks your taint, ass etc, but after intial shock its rad. Just gotta remember not to kiss her after, or prolly for a good while. Suprising lots of chicks are kinda into that, dont think they're like super fans but when drunk, horney and giving you head just push their head down alittle more and they'll get the idea and roll with it...

aw fuck i forgot about the kissing thing. i definitely kissed her. i was so drunk i didnt notice. but i dont think i kissed her immediately after....
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1155 on: May 02, 2009, 02:50:14 AM »
so stoked on how drunk i am, so untstoked on how im gonna geel if i ever wak up aghain

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1156 on: May 02, 2009, 08:20:25 AM »
so stoked on how drunk i am, so untstoked on how im gonna geel if i ever wak up aghain

this post is awesome ^^^

im stoked because tomorrow is gonna be badass, hiking a mountain and then a party.  but im not stoked because i have to wake up in  3 hours to do that shit and i havent slept at all yet.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1157 on: May 02, 2009, 10:23:48 AM »
My town has a $200 no helmet fine.. I was skating the park and saw two cops walking up so I ran to my helmet in like 0.2 seconds and put it on.  They came up and commended me on my speed, and gave me a warning.  Stoked. 

Then I started skating again and broke a brand new deck on a flatground kickflip.  I know ebay decks are cheap but jesus fucking christ that's unnaceptable.  Not stoked.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1158 on: May 02, 2009, 10:49:09 AM »
almost being a senior, but then one year from graduating  :-[
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1159 on: May 04, 2009, 02:20:39 PM »
the salad i am eating tastes like cigarettes

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1160 on: May 05, 2009, 02:49:46 PM »
Just got notice that I have to leave this shitty apartment by September 1st. The pressure's on.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1161 on: May 05, 2009, 05:33:37 PM »
Don't have a job for the summer yet. My sleeping pattern is already completely fucked for lack of routine but it's kinda awesome having such little to do.

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« Reply #1162 on: May 05, 2009, 05:57:10 PM »
less than a month til i can quit my job.

i don't know if i'll have enough money to support my bacchanal lifestyle for the summer. i might have to go monastic again before i leave for the navy.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1163 on: May 06, 2009, 08:27:15 AM »
picked up two rolls of film today...i just got negatives and a CD for each roll, no prints. not stoked that the scans were not 300dpi for 8.5x11 like they said they would be, and each roll cost me $9 and some change.

stoked on having a few good pictures in there though. and now im inspired to shoot more this week.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1164 on: May 07, 2009, 10:55:08 AM »
Ate to much brownies.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1165 on: May 07, 2009, 10:58:18 AM »
finally skated a few days ago after not skating for a week and half or so. but obviously, everything just felt super awkward. i know it'll pass, but it's still irritating.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1166 on: May 08, 2009, 05:48:31 AM »
Was setting up a new deck in the garage and found some hardly used shortys hardware, but I had just bought some new the other day.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1167 on: May 08, 2009, 06:21:57 AM »
just hung out with an ex girlfriend who I hadn't seen in 3 years, it was so good seeing her, but she has a boyfriend and I didn't get the chance to sex her up

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1168 on: May 08, 2009, 07:08:36 AM »
tomorrow's my brithday :) I'll be 35 :(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1169 on: May 08, 2009, 04:12:55 PM »
Got a new deck and wheels yesterday, set it up, hated the shape, so I unset it up,and reset up my old one..