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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1290 on: August 02, 2009, 05:21:42 PM »
Hung out with my ex for the first time in over a month and had a sick time, so much fun. It felt like we were still dating just good times because we are both fully over the break up... Except because it was so fun its been making me think back to the relationship and miss it hardcore. Been blue for like 2 days now.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1291 on: August 04, 2009, 07:22:29 PM »
1000 posts, I officially spend too much time on the internet.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1292 on: August 06, 2009, 09:43:58 AM »
stoked on winning some shoes

not stoked on them being these:

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1293 on: August 06, 2009, 09:54:30 AM »
^now that's just low...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1294 on: August 06, 2009, 05:49:04 PM »
stoked on buying new shoes but not stoked on that fact that since i never get new shoes im being a fucking girl about it and cant pick any out.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1295 on: August 06, 2009, 07:27:25 PM »
stoked on buying new shoes but not stoked on that fact that since i never get new shoes im being a fucking girl about it and cant pick any out.

I'm the same with t-shirts, it makes me feel like such a fucking woman.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1296 on: August 07, 2009, 03:17:33 PM »
skated slightly hungover today and nothing felt good or comfortable, but i did land a few shitty backside 360s. both the crappy back 180 and smoothly pivot the rest of the way and the (slightly) more legitimate b/s 270 and finish the rotation by powersliding. and had both feet on the board the entire time. hopefully one day it'll be completely proper. suck it kickflips!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1297 on: August 23, 2009, 01:19:01 AM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1298 on: August 23, 2009, 07:57:00 AM »
There was nothing to eat in the freezer except for some vegetarian burgers. As I was hungry and that was the only thing to eat I made them, but put some bacon on them to go against the whole vegetarian thing.

I was happy with my creation. But when it came to eating it, it was disgusting. I swear those sneaky vegetarians put something in their products, where if it comes into contact with meat it instantly all tastes like shit. Not that they taste amazingly good to start with anyway.

Wish I just had the bacon on its own.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1299 on: August 23, 2009, 12:38:27 PM »
stoked on: my beer gut

not stoked on: my beer gut

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1300 on: August 27, 2009, 10:01:06 PM »
i am supposed to get a free pair of shoes from Cons. took about a month to get them and they came....and needless to say, they fucked up

i tried to find a store that sells them so i could try to take them back for cash but no one sells them,

however, they are going to fix their mistake and send me out something from the skate line which is what i was supposed to get in the first place.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1301 on: August 27, 2009, 10:05:50 PM »
two girls on my nuts right now, but theyre good friends and dont know im talking to the other one
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1302 on: August 27, 2009, 10:16:58 PM »
two girls on my nuts right now, but theyre good friends and dont know im talking to the other one

make sure you fuck one of them if you havnt fucked both already, nothing would be worse than both of them finding out and packing you in

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1303 on: August 27, 2009, 10:25:15 PM »
got a phone number from a girl at the bar tonight due to an allman bros song. my buddy, who slept in her bed, but didn't fuck her, showed her two minutes after she left. wicked bummer, cause tate's my boy

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1304 on: August 27, 2009, 11:02:25 PM »
Not stoked on:

After all this happened we all biked to the bar, and the same dude, Jon and my other really good friend Trent forgot something so biked back to the house and when they did these two dudes jumped out and pushed them off their bikes and demanded their money, and then the one dude was fucked up on drugs or something and just went crazy and smashed my friends in the faces with hammer. Like a bunch of times, just fucked them up. Jon got a bunch of busted teeth and bit through his lip and needed stitches, and Trent is still in the hospital this morning with a broken jaw. So scary. This happened not even far from my house and not at all in a sketchy neighborhood. I'm always just walking around and biking around at night alone and shit. Gnarly. So bummed for those dudes.

what area did this happen in?
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1305 on: August 27, 2009, 11:50:46 PM »
Got invited to a hookah lounge for free, I was there maybe 3 hours.

My lungs don't feel so hot, and hookah lounges are so tacky and full of kooks.

I don't ever want to inhale anything ever again.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1306 on: August 28, 2009, 12:23:23 AM »
stoked i'm gonna be going home to see my family and friends before going to vienna. not stoked on spending all day in airports/flights.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1307 on: August 28, 2009, 04:52:03 AM »
stoked i can walk almost normally again (which means i'll be able to skate again soon), and my friend from Australia is coming to nippon to go on a 2 day motorbike ride with me
not stoked that i have to wait 3 more weeks till the pins are taken out of my toe which might mean i can't go riding with my friend

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1308 on: August 28, 2009, 05:04:59 AM »
not stoked:
going to my buddys going away party, dudes going to portugal for 6 months

stoked:
the party was pretty rad and he really appreciated it, total gratitude

not stoked (again):
the amount of toolish people that were there.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1309 on: August 30, 2009, 10:45:45 AM »
Stoked on the Colorado Springs 37,500 square foot park, not stoked that it's 60 miles away.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1310 on: August 30, 2009, 11:00:24 AM »
stoked i'm gonna be going home to see my family and friends before going to vienna. not stoked on spending all day in airports/flights.
How long are you in Vienna for?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1311 on: August 30, 2009, 11:39:23 AM »
made out with some broad i thinkkkkk is attractive? not sure yet. i was drunk so fuck yea. but it was the first time ever hanging out with her so she wouldnt let me drunkenly stab at her vagina with my penis. she said some thing like oh if that ever happened id probably never talk to you again. sounds fuckin awesome but no dice. still drunk at three thirty in the afternoon and im sure none of this makes sense.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1312 on: August 30, 2009, 12:03:08 PM »
Ran out of my own deodorant so i used my mom's pit stick... we'll see if it really is strong enough for a man, despite being made for a woman

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1313 on: August 31, 2009, 11:33:05 PM »
I start college tomorrow.

Can't tell if I'm stoked on that or not.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1314 on: August 31, 2009, 11:41:06 PM »
made out with some broad i thinkkkkk is attractive? not sure yet. i was drunk so fuck yea. but it was the first time ever hanging out with her so she wouldnt let me drunkenly stab at her vagina with my penis. she said some thing like oh if that ever happened id probably never talk to you again. sounds fuckin awesome but no dice. still drunk at three thirty in the afternoon and im sure none of this makes sense.


did you just start college? that sounds reminiscent of my first months of moving to a school. All i can say is, learn fast grasshopper, learn very fast that it does not matter if you never hang out with her again. if she wouldn't hang out after you stabbed her, she's a slut, and an inexperienced one at that, grasshopper.

seriously, man, you'll meet hundreds of girls when youre drinking at school, especially before everyone has established themselves. That is, if you're just starting college.

get some mang!

I start college tomorrow.

Can't tell if I'm stoked on that or not.

this post is for you too, man. have fun. the first semester is going to be a blast of shit you've never dreamed of, and it only gets better.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1315 on: September 01, 2009, 04:35:44 AM »
^
all fucking lies.

college sucks a big dick.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1316 on: September 01, 2009, 05:34:16 AM »
I just shaved my dick, nut, and gooch pubes bald. It's itchy as hell but it will be worth it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1317 on: September 01, 2009, 12:25:32 PM »
stoked i'm gonna be going home to see my family and friends before going to vienna. not stoked on spending all day in airports/flights.
How long are you in Vienna for?

10 and a half weeks or so-sept. 24th until dec. 4th

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1318 on: September 01, 2009, 12:33:40 PM »
made out with some broad i thinkkkkk is attractive? not sure yet. i was drunk so fuck yea. but it was the first time ever hanging out with her so she wouldnt let me drunkenly stab at her vagina with my penis. she said some thing like oh if that ever happened id probably never talk to you again. sounds fuckin awesome but no dice. still drunk at three thirty in the afternoon and im sure none of this makes sense.


did you just start college? that sounds reminiscent of my first months of moving to a school. All i can say is, learn fast grasshopper, learn very fast that it does not matter if you never hang out with her again. if she wouldn't hang out after you stabbed her, she's a slut, and an inexperienced one at that, grasshopper.

seriously, man, you'll meet hundreds of girls when youre drinking at school, especially before everyone has established themselves. That is, if you're just starting college.

get some mang!

I start college tomorrow.

Can't tell if I'm stoked on that or not.

this post is for you too, man. have fun. the first semester is going to be a blast of shit you've never dreamed of, and it only gets better.

haha na man. i never went to college, i wouldnt care if i had never talked to her again though. although it could have been weird since she is kinda in my circle of friends. it was like six in the morning and i didnt feel like staying up any longer trying for it which is fine because some girls gave it up the next night and i barely tried at all. man....girls are whores.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1319 on: September 01, 2009, 08:06:09 PM »
ah that's what's up dude. I was thinking bout the college thing cause i'd just moved my little sister in and was looking at all the fine young pussy that was looking at me like i was too old to be around. hahah. fuck sluts homes!