Author Topic: hitchhiking  (Read 2163 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

////////////

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1441
  • Rep: 152
hitchhiking
« on: August 23, 2007, 05:36:55 AM »
i feel like hitchhiking to prince george from here (kelowna) cuz im poor and need a good summer adventure
i never done this before
is this a dumb idea?
any cool stories from the pals?

ps. i watched thumbs up so thats pretty much my adventure guide


ahlee

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8780
  • Rep: 482
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2007, 05:57:42 AM »
Just skitch brah.

max power

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 6628
  • Rep: 630
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2007, 06:50:30 AM »
in parts of europe it can be awesome. i wouldn't really want to do it in the US unless it is absolutely necessary

ahlee

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8780
  • Rep: 482
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2007, 07:01:01 AM »
Keep a knife, cellphone, and condoms on you at all times.

Bipsmound

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2356
  • Rep: 802
    • Turd Magazine
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2007, 08:11:26 AM »
My advice would be to just go with a friend and if you get a sketchy feeling when somebody pulls over, just bail and wait for the next ride no matter how long it takes.

Zurg

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 5226
  • Rep: 556
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2007, 08:14:18 AM »
how patient are you?

Bipsmound

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2356
  • Rep: 802
    • Turd Magazine
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2007, 08:19:48 AM »
Patient enough to know that a drooling greasy lurker isn't worth the risk of a few more hours at the side of the road.

Zurg

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 5226
  • Rep: 556
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2007, 09:00:56 AM »
it was directed at frankenberry, badly timed post on my part. youre completely right about not getting in a car with a complete sketchbag

DrNewton

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1501
  • Rep: -169
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2007, 09:08:00 AM »
I wouldn't do it.
One of my favorite lines is the one of spiked meth drnewton does off of lou pearlmans viarga and toddler-blood induced erection that finally puts that bitch 6 feet deep.

brooklyn brawler

  • Guest
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2007, 09:19:25 AM »
Make sure to wear a raccoon skin hat and carry a small drum set.

ahlee

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8780
  • Rep: 482
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2007, 10:23:49 AM »
Make sure to wear a raccoon skin hat and carry a small drum set.

this guys got it.

sebastian toombs

  • Guest
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2007, 10:24:26 AM »

sweatloaf

  • Guest
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2007, 10:52:18 AM »
Just take George Carlin's advice from the Jay and Silent Bob movie and you should be A-OK.

hamhead

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1077
  • Rep: -8
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2007, 11:15:33 AM »
http://www.highwayoftears.ca/



THAT'S MY HIGHWAY
"It's not worth the risk sister"

Oh, and Per, I probably wouldn't do it. Try taking the train. It's a cheap and scenic ride.
Hitchhike to Kamloops, then take it to Jasper, then to PG.

Los Illuminados

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 24
  • Rep: 0
  • Giggity-Giggity, Giggity-Goo........
    • retarded monkey skateparks
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2007, 11:29:53 AM »
Just take George Carlin's advice from the Jay and Silent Bob movie and you should be A-OK.

Hitchhiker: [explaining why he gives head for rides] Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago.
Jay: Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm.
Hitchhiker: Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight... it's all the same now. There are no more lines.
Up against the wall ,was the battle cry.

dave v-house

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 401
  • Rep: 15
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2007, 12:34:11 PM »
Take some mace, and you should be set.

yeah dude!

  • Guest
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2007, 12:40:55 PM »
It's pretty fucking sketchy but you'd probably come out of it with some rad stories. Just make sure you have some mace or something. And maybe have your friend drive you around at high speeds so you can practice jumping and rolling out of a moving car.

MexicanSpaniard

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 15341
  • Rep: 623
  • E. P.
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2007, 01:46:15 PM »
And maybe have your friend drive you around at high speeds so you can practice jumping and rolling out of a moving car.

Gnar'd for a laugh
Forever old



TEXAS

////////////

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1441
  • Rep: 152
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2007, 01:58:03 PM »
now im kinda scared
i was hoping for stoires about how babes will wanna pick me up and drive really fast
so i get to my destination real quick
i guess the world is scarier then i thought

woody

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1577
  • Rep: 42
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2007, 03:05:28 PM »
The first time I hitchhiked was through a Jack in the Box drive through because the security guard wouldn't let me walk up to the window and the dining room was closed. I was with two other friends and there were two guys who picked us up. They were drunk or high and were cracking a bunch of jokes and started making fun of the drive through lady because they were convinced she had the clap. Anyways, moral of the story, I got my two tacos for a dollar and a fun experience.

The other two times I've hitchhiked were by my college, where its pretty common. One time I was walking home from my girlfriends house and some guy parked in a driveway saw me and asked if I needed a ride up to campus. It was late and the buses had stopped running so I agreed. He was like "I just need to go inside for a second" and motioned for me to follow. It probably wasn't the smartest decision,but he looked like another student and my gut instinct told me it was cool so I followed him in. Inside I met his friends and they packed me a bowl of half weed, half tabacoo in their homemade bong.
let me just name a few of the hammers in this video...

sebastian toombs

  • Guest
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2007, 04:32:11 PM »
the only area im ever tempted to pick up hitch hikers is in the west kootenays...  like kaslo, nakusp, castlegar, grand forks, nelson, the slocan valley...   all the young people seem to be well-adjusted happy hippies...

j....soy.....

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 12581
  • Rep: 665
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2007, 10:18:21 PM »
in whistler i got picked up by nothing but french canadian men.....

////////////

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1441
  • Rep: 152
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2007, 10:40:18 PM »
we've all been down that road jsoy

Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2325
  • Rep: 290
  • Hi SlapPal!
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2007, 11:26:14 PM »
Done it once to get home when I was drunk, it was just a ride, like with a cab, only I didnīt have to pay. Second time I hitchhiked in France from Avignon to St. Tropez, that was kinda fun, was a young dude, he had an old VW Beetle Cabrio and it was so fucking loud and he tried to tell me something and yelled as loud as he could and I swould just smile and nodd... but both times I was with a friend, I probably wouldnīt do it alone... But another friend of mine (she is a girl which makes the whole thing even scarier) hitchhiked ALONE from Paris to Vienna. Just so you understand, she had to drive across a major part of france, all across Germany and finally all the way across Austria to Vienna. She had some amazing stories though. One time a truckdriver picked her up, and the guy was in the middle of transforming into a woman, he was the tranny-truckdriver. He took all those hormons to grow tits and told her about the gender reassignment he was going to do...
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

////////////

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1441
  • Rep: 152
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2007, 07:23:25 AM »
i'm off to live the dream
see ya in a week pals
..i hope

Shawn

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 323
  • Rep: 5
  • stoooops!
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2007, 07:50:51 AM »
godspeed.

i hitchhiked once in North Carolina. everyone down there is abnormally friendly, and it seems that its a very common thing. i got to ride in the back of like 3 pickup trucks. i was syked.
you climbing to the top? ...soon...

ahlee

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8780
  • Rep: 482
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2007, 08:02:56 AM »
just hop trains.

kevbo999

  • Guest
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2007, 09:20:00 AM »
Only time I've ever hitched was for a 10 minute ride.  I didn't even hitch myself, my friend did and I kept walking like I wanted nothing to do with it.  Some not-so-attractive 20 something year old girl picked us up. 

We got in and my friend was like "Don't worry about us.  We're not bad people."

Hahaha.

Mackattack

  • Guest
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2007, 10:52:24 AM »
my dad hitchiked from Boston to L.A. and got kicked off a stage by David Bowie.
but that was in the 70s...

Zurg

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 5226
  • Rep: 556
Re: hitchhiking
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2007, 11:04:20 AM »
I think hitchhiking in europe is alot more common