Milfs with clit rings

[skatemore,man]

So, not to beat on the dead horse but this past week has been EPIC thanks to this whole getting laid often thing. I've been in a rut since june when i split with my girl of 2years, so it's totally gone to a new level, it's like a waking dream that's not a dream

The girl i met at the beach the other night had left me a message a few days later saying that she didn't want to chill anymore, and i took it for what it was. BUT, while i was out skating yesterday afternoon i got a voicemail from this girl saying that she wanted to hang out that night and get a little fucked up cause her mom had her kid for the night. I was pretty skeptical, thinking that this girl was just some hoe, one knock shock, you know. But i broke down and went over around 10pm. She had a few friends over who were just chilling and sipping on drinks, nothing special, in fact i was kinda relieved, but bummed out at the same time because i was expecting some crazy shit. As the night went on this girl started cozying up to me more and more, i'm just playing it slow, like it doesn't really mean a thing. Her friends went to bed in the other room and she pulled out the sofa bed and we starting making out and stuff. Then i get up and head to the bathroom so i can take a piss and when i get back to the bed she and her friend are making out, cupping titties and shit, so i hopped on the bed and watched. After a little while they started getting more into each other and started eating each others pussy. I just sat and watched for about 30 minutes more in total awe when she grabs me and says "fuck me!" As this girl is eating out her friend i started smashing her from the back. This situation continued for a while with the two of them switching on and off my shit and each other. After her friend went to bed in the other room, our thing continued on throughout the apartment, and i'll leave it at that, but holy fuck it was pretty fucking rad.

I don't know what the deal is right now, but i feel like i can do anything, like i landed a sick frontside air in a pool first try. One of my boys used to tell me about all these threesomes he had before he got married and i didn't really believe him, i thought it was just dirty porn shit, hahaha, this shits great. 

[Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea]

damn, you´re living the dream ^^

but what everyone here (i guess) wants to know: was the second one also a mother and did she have a clit ring as well?

[bornindabay]

Badge of honor. Good shit!

Shit seem unreal when it happens. I had this chic that was bi and found out when drunk. I caught her kissing her friend that was hotter than she was. I was pissed but my penis told me to plot. So I said I was down with it if I can be involved. It first started with "you kiss my boyfriend and I'll kiss this other girl. So I got to kiss all the girls. Later that night I did her and her hot friend. This went on for about a few months and was like heaven. I also got to do one other of her friends too. Then my lady tripped cause I was enjoying myself to much. We'd all still hang out and I was still banging the first friend on the low. I remember at this party where my chic passed out and I carried her into bed. Then went down to the jacuzzi and banged her friend. I was scared of getting caught so I made sure we both had our underwear on if she came down to check up on us we'd be ok.

[ahlee]

you tryin to one up me you son of a bitch.

[vanilladutch]

Damn, Sanch was gettin it in!!

But that 1st post sounds kinda suspect.....

[ahlee]

haha.. we need pics.. if theyre as dirty as you say.. i'm sure they'll be down.

[skatemore,man]

Damn, Sanch was gettin it in!!

But that 1st post sounds kinda suspect.....

dude i'm just tellin the story like it happened, believe it or don't, cause i got my shit rocked

. I was still twisted up when i got home a posted, staying up drinking smoking and fucking until 6am kinda leaves a motherfucker groggy.  It was funny cause i went over to my boys house before i went home to spit the story to him, the dude is kinda down in the dumps about being married and all andi wanted to make him laugh, so i walk in and say dude what do you think happened last night and he says "well, that shit eatin grin is only one or all of three things, you got some acid, some good bud, or laid by a threesome." It's funny how your homies just know whats up.

[remEMBer]

Badge of honor. Good shit!

Shit seem unreal when it happens. I had this chic that was bi and found out when drunk. I caught her kissing her friend that was hotter than she was. I was pissed but my penis told me to plot. So I said I was down with it if I can be involved. It first started with "you kiss my boyfriend and I'll kiss this other girl. So I got to kiss all the girls. Later that night I did her and her hot friend. This went on for about a few months and was like heaven. I also got to do one other of her friends too. Then my lady tripped cause I was enjoying myself to much. We'd all still hang out and I was still banging the first friend on the low. I remember at this party where my chic passed out and I carried her into bed. Then went down to the jacuzzi and banged her friend. I was scared of getting caught so I made sure we both had our underwear on if she came down to check up on us we'd be ok.

F-buddy threesomes? Quadsomes? sick!!

[clientele.]

lies.

[ahlee]

lies.

[WonkaBar]

back for more, fuckin sick

[sergio]

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lies.

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what do you want the guy to do to prove it? post a pic?

[kevbo999]

Man just post this in Stoked On... you're making me jealous you cocksucker.

[Los Illuminados]

I could have sworn that letter was in last months Hustler forum.........

[moustache]

Avator biter

[Joshewuhh]

Man just post this in Stoked On... you're making me jealous you cocksucker.

[urujuay]

wait, aren't you a hare krishna?

[aguywhoskates]

good job man. my shits not working these days. girls just always want to be friends with me and shit. dry as shit.

[backtail]

theres nothing worse than desert dick.  dry as a motherfucker.

as soon as you start getting some puss its like the fucking sky is bluer and life is rad and shit.

of course you'll skate better.

ive never had a threesome tho.   so props to anyone living the dream!!

[bumptobar]

Damn, sounds awesome.

[Peter]

You have a nice life. We should trade sometime. Even if it's just for a day.

[cold budweisers]

hell ya man milfs rule  my friends call me stiffler cuz i act just like him yo

[skatemore,man]

wait, aren't you a hare krishna?

nope, my name isn't Civ, it's steve, just a cat who ran just ran into a lucky spell of getting some.

[CUDDLEMONSTER]

pics or it didn't happen.

[ahlee]

hell ya man milfs rule  my friends call me stiffler cuz i act just like him yo

you know stiffler ate dogshit right?

[skatemore,man]

pics or it didn't happen.

well, a few people have left me replies asking for pics, i've gota few things to say in return

one, when a man is fucking 2 females at the same time, for the first time, a camera is his last thought, the first being a mix of, "yeah! this shits real!" and "fuckin a i cant let myself come yet"
two, i hope that everyone here gets to experience the greatness of 2 women at the same time, because your skating will become amplified, your future game will be amplified, and you will knowthat dreams may come true.

im kinda tanked on vicodin right now, not really my bag, but the doc. gave em to me today, if this makes no sens, i'll edit in the am

[Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea]

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pics or it didn't happen.

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well, a few people have left me replies asking for pics, i've gota few things to say in return

one, when a man is fucking 2 females at the same time, for the first time, a camera is his last thought, the first being a mix of, "yeah! this shits real!" and "fuckin a i cant let myself come yet"
two, i hope that everyone here gets to experience the greatness of 2 women at the same time, because your skating will become amplified, your future game will be amplified, and you will knowthat dreams may come true.

im kinda tanked on vicodin right now, not really my bag, but the doc. gave em to me today, if this makes no sens, i'll edit in the am

Yea, really makes no sense at all. Cause most men would actually think something along the lines of "Man, I wish I had installed a camera above the bed"...

[TheMoneyMellon]

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pics or it didn't happen.

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well, a few people have left me replies asking for pics, i've gota few things to say in return

one, when a man is fucking 2 females at the same time, for the first time, a camera is his last thought, the first being a mix of, "yeah! this shits real!" and "fuckin a i cant let myself come yet"
two, i hope that everyone here gets to experience the greatness of 2 women at the same time, because your skating will become amplified, your future game will be amplified, and you will knowthat dreams may come true.

im kinda tanked on vicodin right now, not really my bag, but the doc. gave em to me today, if this makes no sens, i'll edit in the am

[close]

Yea, really makes no sense at all. Cause most men would actually think something along the lines of "Man, I wish I had installed a camera above the bed"...

So true.
Damn, everyone's having theresomes. I need to get in on this hot new trend.

[CUDDLEMONSTER]

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pics or it didn't happen.

[close]

well, a few people have left me replies asking for pics, i've gota few things to say in return

one, when a man is fucking 2 females at the same time, for the first time, a camera is his last thought, the first being a mix of, "yeah! this shits real!" and "fuckin a i cant let myself come yet"
two, i hope that everyone here gets to experience the greatness of 2 women at the same time, because your skating will become amplified, your future game will be amplified, and you will knowthat dreams may come true.

im kinda tanked on vicodin right now, not really my bag, but the doc. gave em to me today, if this makes no sens, i'll edit in the am

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Yea, really makes no sense at all. Cause most men would actually think something along the lines of "Man, I wish I had installed a camera above the bed"...

that's the joke.

[urujuay]

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wait, aren't you a hare krishna?

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nope, my name isn't Civ, it's steve, just a cat who ran just ran into a lucky spell of getting some.

funny, i distinctly remember you saying you'd bring the bagvhad gita if you were locked in a white room for however many years.