Plastic Bench Nerd deleted his account!!!

[somekid]

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Maybe you could swallow a bottle or two.

[close]

Of battery acid.

Jesco delete your account. Noone's going to take you seriously now.

people took him seriously before?

[Meth and Hookers]

everybody shut the fuck up

[YuNg MaNo]

Jesco = Fag look at his sig what a fucken kook. Probably a fucking pedophile or some creepy loser like that. FUCK YOU JESCO FAG

[john]

jayme, send me a board. we're bros right?

[heckler]

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i like how everyone seemed to like jayme and talk to him, but now that his account's deleted, everyone is calling him a whiner.

[close]

ive called him out many times, he acts like he deserves to be a pro still when he really doesnt at all

fuck, man I know. Who can't do nollie flip front boards on rails? Like, that's a fuckin warm up trick for me!

[Matze]

the getting killed thing reminds me of cartmans "i made you eat your parents, na na na na na naa"

[natenola]

I'm still serious about him dying in a house fire. I hope I'm there when it happens.

I want to show up in a gay Village People firemans outfit and pretend I'm there to shut it down, but instead do the dance I learned tonight. It's like you pretend to be a guy who's 19 and just learned how to shake his hips, but at the same time incorporate moves from Dance Dance Revolution.

i used to like like Jayme fortune but now i'm only concerned with seeing Brooklyn Brawler in a Village People outfit dancing in front of a house fire.

[MFS]

from the looks of his signature im guessing jesco black is some frail 90 pound art fag who owns a scarf collection and crys when he scuffs his white ballet flats. cause you know hes an artist, and jerking it to geometric patterns is normal.

mark my words jesco, if i ever find out who you are im going throw my own fecal matter at you like a gibbon or small monkey.

[60ticketatsaveon]

from the looks of his signature im guessing jesco black is some frail 90 pound art fag who owns a scarf collection and crys when he scuffs his white ballet flats. cause you know hes an artist, and jerking it to geometric patterns is normal.

mark my words jesco, if i ever find out who you are im going throw my own fecal matter at you like a gibbon or small monkey.

fuck yeah

[able]

But unintentionally deleted, along with that whole thread? I don't buy it. Twitch, what's the story? JF had a beef with Slap and got his feeling's hurt--someone focused that account and thread. Is JF negotiating with Slap mods behind the scenes to make his graceful re-entry after making a snap decision? Did one of the mods make a stupid snap decision? Someone needs to come clean.

Somehow, Jamie Thomas is behind all of this

[sweets]

Jesus, I go away for 4 days and miss all the drama. I expect the video of Brawler shaking what his mama gave him in front of jesco's burning house to be put on youtube. I don't want to miss that...

[heckler]

Jesus, I go away for 4 days and miss all the drama. I expect the video of Brawler shaking what his mama gave him in front of jesco's burning house to be put on youtube. I don't want to miss that...

Slap video ender-ender?

[brooklyn brawler]

I seriously have to show you guys this new dance move I learned last night. It's like you pretend to not know how to dance, but you stare right into the girl's face. She'll think you're a fucking nerd, but when she notices how serious you are, you'll look down and her panties will be all wet through her clothes.

It's seriously the dance to get any guy laid.

[sweets]

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Jesus, I go away for 4 days and miss all the drama. I expect the video of Brawler shaking what his mama gave him in front of jesco's burning house to be put on youtube. I don't want to miss that...

[close]

Slap video ender-ender?

Without a doubt.

I seriously have to show you guys this new dance move I learned last night. It's like you pretend to not know how to dance, but you stare right into the girl's face. She'll think you're a fucking nerd, but when she notices how serious you are, you'll look down and her panties will be all wet through her clothes.

It's seriously the dance to get any guy laid.

Please do. I'm not nearly nerdy enough. A dance that would immediately identify myself as a nerd would be a great help. Girls like nerds, you know.

[brooklyn brawler]

It's pretty easy. I'll have to draw a footstep chart later on for everyone to learn it. It's pretty much all in the facial presentation, so I'll find a photo of the face you have to make doing it.

[shecklersbro]

i dont care if he can do a nollie double flip front board or whatever the fuck
his style looks shitty to shitty
jereme rogers cousin or some shiit

[Maple Syrup]

i dont care if he can do a nollie double flip front board or whatever the fuck
his style looks shitty to shitty
jereme rogers cousin or some shiit

if thats not a fake account you should be ashamed to even look at a skateboard.   then again im positive no one gives a fuck if "sheckler's bro" hates on jayme...

[bueno]

called him out on what? you're some fagot that shows up to the party at 2AM and tells everyone they're too drunk?

fuck your small penis.

brawler ftw

[kevbo999]

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But unintentionally deleted, along with that whole thread? I don't buy it. Twitch, what's the story? JF had a beef with Slap and got his feeling's hurt--someone focused that account and thread. Is JF negotiating with Slap mods behind the scenes to make his graceful re-entry after making a snap decision? Did one of the mods make a stupid snap decision? Someone needs to come clean.

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Somehow, Jamie Thomas is behind all of this

LOL

and a big LOL as well to everything BB has said.  everyday I read one of his post I gnar him.

[DrNewton]

I really liked him alot.

"Whiner" my ass, you fucking kooks. I would be pissed too. A Jayme Fortune picture to me is worth a whole magazine of more shitty Rattray photos, and it's a crying damned shame that SLAP's photographers chose a photo based on SLAP's advertiser's financial interests.

Jayme, I know your still lurking; keep your head up bro. Who knows? Maybe one day True Love, or whatever you ride for, will be rich too, and your shit will get published.

[kevbo999]

But who did the trick first?  Also, let's see both photos side by side.  Clearly the better photo wins.

[DrNewton]

But who did the trick first?  Also, let's see both photos side by side.  Clearly the better photo wins.

Jayme Fortune could've done it with one leg tied behind his back, and it still would've looked better than Rattray. Also, like the plague, Rattray is in every magazine I buy. I never see any Jayme Fortune coverage.

[heckler]

This thread may be classic slap worthy, just on BB's posts alone.

[cmills]

jaymes tricks are great but his style is doodie

my guess is that jaymes photo was black and white
and the other dudes photo was in color or just a better photo all together

like i said before even people on here were asking if the quarter was fully dirt or not you just couldnt tell because of the black and white.

[ahlee]

i seriously am like... a wicked big fan of the pussy eating.

[baxter]

is jayme mongo

[dodgersgirl]

ive called him out many times, he acts like he deserves to be a pro still when he really doesnt at all

Says the called 'shecklersbro." I may not skate, but even *I* know that's LAME.

[dodgersgirl]

But who did the trick first?  Also, let's see both photos side by side.  Clearly the better photo wins.

Jayme did it first. I was there when it happened...so was our son and about seven other people.

[MFS]

burned by a girl.in true sheckler form you should cry shecklersbro

[jf]

jaymes tricks are great but his style is doodie

my guess is that jaymes photo was black and white
and the other dudes photo was in color or just a better photo all together

like i said before even people on here were asking if the quarter was fully dirt or not you just couldnt tell because of the black and white.

damn it!!!!!!  i asked grimcity in an e-mail to explain this but the fucker never responded damn you grim!!!!! just kidin neal!!!!

someone said rattray was bummed,, if I could i'd tell rattray that i'm greatful to see him come up here and skate all of our spots,, i met john at the first vans warped tour back in the day, i think he was 16-17 yrs old back then,, rattray is rad. so there is nothing to whine about,, i really have no solid opinion on the story,, especially since all of it is from second person info and garric , joe brook and marl whitely have all been nice to me and helped me out at one point in some way or another....